PETE’S PAGE — FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

With the masses waking up to the consummate fraud that is Barack Hussein Obama,it will be interesting to see what kinds of excuses will be proffered on the talking head gabfests. Granted,we’re stuck with this dipstick for 3 more agonizing years,but I just don’t see how they’ll be able to keep Obamacare in place when nobody’s signing up for it. Maybe the young,naive ninnies who voted for him twice are realizing how badly he’s been intending to screw them all along. We’ve had good presidents and bad presidents,but I don’t think we’ve ever had one whose intent was to inflict pain on the entire country. He’s already done massive,irreparable damage. Let’s hope it’s not too late for us to recover.

OK,enough of the….enjoy your Friday!

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LAST NIGHT AT THE SPITE HOUSE THEY GAVE AWAY HALLOWEEN PACKAGES WITH A COOKIE,M&MS AND DRIED FRUIT.

I’LL BET THE KIDS WERE UNDERWHELMED

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  1. Obamacare in 3 pictures:

    The Premium is TOO DAMN HIGH

    The Co-pays are TOO DAMN HIGH

    The Deductible is TOO DAMN HIGH

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hallmark nixes ‘gay’ from Christmas carol lyric on ornament
    This song has been around since the 1800’s.Political correctness will be the death of us all yet.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/31/hallmark-nixes-gay-from-christmas-carol-on-ornament/?intcmp=latestnews

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    • This was a stupid decision. If they were really so worried about it, they should have just not made the thing at all. It’s not like they don’t have their share of crass greeting cards for sale as it is.

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    EVER SEE BOTTLES OF BEER OPENED BY A HELICOPTER WITH AN OPENER ATTATCHED TO THE LANDING RUNNER?
    These guys got some mad skills
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2478978/Video-shows-pilot-using-helicopter-open-bottle-BEER.html

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Military Support Group Kicked Out of Union Station for Playing Bagpipes Without Permit
    Overt acts of patriotism are not permitted in the USSA
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/james-beattie/military-support-group-kicked-out-union-station-playing-bagpipes-without#sthash.QUaHW8v4.dpuf

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cyborg Cockroaches For Kids? Get The Christmas List Ready
    Roaches you can control with a smartphone!Avoid the rush,order now.Only 54 shopping days until Christmas.
    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/10/30/cyborg-cockroaches-at-the-center-of-ethics-debate/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Man Jailed For Overdue Library Book
    Don’t mess with Texas
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/31/Man-Jailed-For-Overdue-Library-Book

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    • I’m getting really sick of all the pop up ads ON Youtube videos. I gt it they need to advertise to pay for the site, but this one popped an ad ON TOP OF THE SUBTITLES right at the punch line. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Driven to distraction: Survey suggests sex behind the wheel is more common than you’d think
    I recall my driver’s ed teacher commenting on bucket seats by referring to them as ‘birth control seats.’But,’ he opined.’if there’s a way to do it,teenagers will figure it out!’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2481296/11-admit-sex-driving-survey-says.html#ixzz2jQ8jnDrn

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    A 57-year-old man in Muling City, China, went online to find a girlfriend. Using the Chinese idiom “good at understanding others” as his name, he soon hooked up with a woman who called herself “lonely plants and flowers.” He said his wife was dead (a lie), and she said her husband was in prison (also a lie). They sent each other pictures, not of themselves, but of more attractive people, and agreed to meet at a hotel. He opened the door to find that the woman was his son’s wife.
    I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING … A school bus driver, who claims to be psychic, refused to pick up some children waiting at a bus stop in Dundee, Scotland, because he had a “premonition” that something bad would happen. Something did. He got fired.
    IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? … A couple of French nationals were arrested at Gantheaume Point, Australia, because the woman was driving at a high rate of speed while the man lay on the hood of the car facing her, dressed in a dinosaur suit and smoking a cigarette.
    IS IT ANY WONDER THAT SHE LOVES HIM? … A man robbed a gas station in Belleville, Ill., twice to get money to pay his girlfriend’s telephone bill.
    THE TRICK HERE IS TO KEEP MOVING … A man who stole a car in La Vista, Neb., was caught because he was found sleeping in the vehicle at a convenience store.
    YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPER! HOP, HOP, HOP. … A family called police to report that they were hiding in a bedroom of their home in Moolboolaman, Australia, because an intruder had smashed in a window and was thrashing about in their living room. It turned out to be a very large kangaroo, which fled when the cops showed up.

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hopi High In Ariz. Becomes Cross-Country Standout
    23 straight state championships…and the girl runners are just as good
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=242134006&ft=1&f=

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    IT IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE CHILDREN!
    GOOD RIDDANCE: 12 abortion clinics to CLOSE after court says Texas law can go forward…
    More children will be here to trick or treat next year

    GOOD RIDDANCE: 12 abortion clinics to CLOSE after court says Texas law can go forward…

    Court strikes down mandate for birth control in ObamaCare
    The only court above the DC circuit Court of appaeal is SCOTUS.At this point in time,I doubt they want to hear it.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/regwatch/court-battles/188983-appeals-court-rules-against-birth-control-mandate

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    • I asked my lawyer bud how SCOTUS chooses cases. She said they only did the ones where the federal courts were disagreeing. From what I’ve been reading, the fed courts are coming down on both sides of the HHS mandate.

      I’m curious about where the “it’s a tax” is … tax laws must start in the House. Obamacare started in the Senate.

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Eat chocolate to banish greys: How to munch your way to younger hair
    I am determined to avoid any reference to body parts in todays posting.
    it’s an awful temptation.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2474849/Eat-chocolate-banish-greys-How-munch-way-younger-hair.html#ixzz2jQEpm7An

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hunter fires at moose and misses… but hits man who was sat on the toilet in nearby log cabin
    A bullet in the abdomen would likely make you drop your crossword puzzle.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2476485/Hunter-fires-moose-misses-hits-man-sat-toilet-nearby-log-cabin.html#ixzz2jQGHw4QW

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    • I was expecting this log cabin to be surrounded by dense woods. Not at all! Sheesh. But it does have THICK walls. I’m guessing that bullet was almost spent when it hit this guy.

      Funny but awful bit at the end of the article … “Last year a woman was accidentally shot by her boyfriend who thought she was a hog while they were on a hunting trip in Florida. A bullet passed through both thighs of Lisa Simmons, 52, while on a hunt. Her boyfriend Steven Egan, 52, fired the gun believing that a hog was rustling in the bushes.”

      “I’m sorry I shot you, darling. I thought you were a hog” … yeah, that’ll work. LOL

      And the part about both thighs and rustling in the bushes … ahem. Methinks Ms. Simmons was engaging in the same type of activity as log cabin man … minus the thick walls and toilet.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hollywood Starlet Throws Support Behind Davis for Governor of… Houston, Texas
    The vacuous Ms. Ringwald would be better served supporting Rahm Emanuel for governor of Chicago.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/hollywood-starlet-throws-support-behind-davis-for-governor-of-houston-texas/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Woman arrested with drug-filled Halloween pumpkins
    They normally fill pumpkins with candies in Canada?
    http://news.yahoo.com/woman-arrested-drug-filled-halloween-pumpkins-203448892.html;_ylt=A2KLOzLFx3JSSHUAv.PQtDMD

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I can’t believe this is Michelle Malkin

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