PETE’S PAGE–MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

It is with a heavy heart today that I mourn for my dear friend Ting.The most vicious punk in the entire country is poised to become governor and drag Virginia kicking and screaming into the abyss.He will accomplish this by dominating the DC suburb vote,he has a commanding lead among pro-abortion women and a big assist from a third party candidate named Robert Sarvis who is siphoning votes from Ken Cuccinelli.If it were found that Soros or Bloomberg paid him to stay in the race to defeat the republican it would not surprise me in the least.

GP and I have been in a similar predicament almost as long as I can remember.Our sleazebag governor won Crook County and the county across the Mississippi from St. Louis.The whole rest of the state opposed him,but it didn’t matter.Illinois is the gold standard for corruption and vote rigging.

I’m going to post some upbeat links today,but since my injury-riddled Bears are going to get thrashed by the GB Packers tonight and Virginia will be flushed tomorrow I’m not in a very positive mood.

CHRISSY AND BLUEBIRD:CHECK OUT THE WINNING WORD.

(yes,I have a link to it)

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS IS FROM TING’S HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER;
    I read some of the comments posted by women against Cuccinelli and they are absolutely vile.
    http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/state-regional/government-politics/much-is-at-stake-in-tuesday-s-election/article_f119b74d-8d90-5c1d-a462-174fa95c95fa.html

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Rally for McAuliffe May Be Conflict of Interest
    The Commonwealth Attorney for Loudon County, however, notes that the appearance may be a conflict of interest, given the federal investigations surrounding McAuliffe’s business interests.
    Laws are a joke to this bag of bastards
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/02/Obamas-Rally-for-McAuliffe-May-Be-Conflict-of-Interest

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TheDC’s election guide: Three key statewide races to watch
    Gov. Christie Kreme is going to show us how to win elections….act like a democrat

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/04/thedcs-election-guide-three-key-statewide-races-to-watch/#ixzz2jhV8QJB4

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel,architect of Obamacare,is every bit as arrogant and pushy as you would expect a brother of Mayor Tiny Dancer would be.he was on FNC yesterday and kept interrupting and shouting over the other guest and Mike Wallace.The whole 15 minute video is available ,but this is the money quote.(I couldn’t stand to watch the whole thing either)

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Double Down’: Huntsman Campaign Behind 2011 Smears of Herman Cain and Mitch Daniels’ Wife
    It has also been reported that the crap about Romney not filing tax returns came to Pusbag Reid from Huntsman’s dad.Our party is infested with backstabbers and muckrakers.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/11/02/double-down-huntsman-campaign-was-behind-smears-herman-cain-and-mitch#ixzz2jhZyOkH6

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I PROMISED,I DELIVERED
    Did he learn those words from his pupils? Teacher clinches national Scrabble championship title thanks to ‘ugh’ and ‘yeah’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486925/Teacher-clinches-national-Scrabble-championship-title-thanks-ugh-yeah.html#ixzz2jhb0Iw1r

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Justin Bieber busted sneaking out of brothel
    I still don’t know a thing about this kid…and I really don’t care.But my grandkids do.
    http://pagesix.com/2013/11/02/justin-bieber-busted-sneaking-out-of-brothel/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Horse meat now a possible menu item in U.S. after court sets new precedent
    ‘ I’ll have the filet of Trigger,medium rare,please.’
    ‘You want A-1 sauce?’
    ‘Neigh’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2485215/Horse-meat-possible-menu-item-lawsuit.html#ixzz2jhddV3FL

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TheDC’s educator of the week: Teacher fired for taking three students for penis piercings
    In my day,class trips went to museums,police stations and zoos.And we needed a parents’ permission slip!

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/02/thedcs-educator-of-the-week-teacher-fired-for-taking-three-students-for-penis-piercings/#ixzz2jhewKYbl

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SNL Mocks Black Talking Heads For Non-Stop Racist Attacks On White People, Inability To Criticize Obama
    This is supposed to be satire;I couldn’t discern the funny part
    http://patdollard.com/2013/11/snl-mocks-black-talking-heads-for-being-unable-to-not-attack-white-people-criticize-obama/

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    You’ll enjoy this

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Will you love it or hate it? Lay’s to launch chocolate-covered potato chips for the holiday season
    Last month Pringles announced that it would be launching a series of holiday-themed flavors including mint-chocolate chip, pecan pie and cinnamon and sugar
    I saw Lay’s chicken and waffle-flavored chips at the market.
    I can only eat baked chips due to my diet.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2483598/Will-love-hate-Lays-launch-chocolate-covered-potato-chips-holiday-season.html#ixzz2jhhEMimn

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Lindsey Graham to Introduce 20-Week Abortion Ban
    Isn’t it fascinating when a traitorous co-conspirator is facing the spectre of a viable primary opponent how they suddenly have a ‘come to Jesus’ moment?
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/03/Sen-Graham-To-Introduce-20-Week-Abortion-Ban-Measure

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    This is one tricky chicky

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Top generals: Obama is ‘purging the military’

    Not only are military service members being demoralized and the ranks’ overall readiness being reduced by the Obama administration’s purge of key leaders, colonels – those lined up in rank to replace outgoing generals – are quietly taking their careers in other directions
    http://www.wnd.com/2013/10/top-generals-obama-is-purging-the-military/#C6zEki7iWEDsILyo.99

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Will this save the stiletto? Novel shoe accessory promises to stop damage from subway grates and cobblestones
    Don’t you hate it when you break a heel?I know I sure do.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2478369/Will-save-stiletto-Novel-shoe-accessory-promises-stop-damage-lawns-subway-grates-cobblestones.html#ixzz2jhm151rK

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    When are white people going to learn that going to “their neighborhoods” means you will be attacked and harm will be visited on you.No particular reason,they just hate white folk.

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Baa Baa Baa
      Let me guess. Another one of Obama’s sheeple.

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      • Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

        Covered with tattoos;obviously a gang member.Prolly has 6 kids by 6 different men and lives off the taxpayer.Feels no pangs of guilt or embarrassment.

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      True story: DH was listening to The Meters in the car a few weeks ago, when it was still warm enough to have the windows down. At a red light, a car with two black guys pulled up next to him. One of them said, “you shouldn’t be listening to that music.” To which DH (brilliantly) replied, “guess i shouldn’t be listening to YOU, either.” Gotta love it when the lightning wit works just right!

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  18. I LOVE the stool sample toon!!! Stealing it. 🙂

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  19. Weird coinkidink with JINGO, Pete. The game I’m playing with Bob and Frankly just played JIHAD. !!

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