PETES PAGE–FRIDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

So Barry sort of apologized to those who do not worship at the altar of his greatness for being too ignorant to appreciate that his lies are for your own good. His entire life is predicated on deception,treachery and cold-blooded tyranny. He met with some wobbly dems at the Spite House yesterday and told them he would allow them to criticize his healthcare plan as long as they do not try to delay the individual mandate.

As Laura Ingraham tweeted:’Mr. President,if you like your apology,you can keep it.’

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Russian teen allegedly auctions off virginity for $27,000 in online auction
    That’s one way to make money

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/russian-teen-allegedly-sells-virginity-27-000-article-1.1505827#ixzz2k4nwAKaC

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Dog Finds Newborn Abandoned in Park
    That’s some dog
    http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/dog-finds-newborn-abandoned-park-141900073.html

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Apple Thief Bites Grocery Worker Who Demanded He Pay, Police Say
    Must have been a tasty apple
    http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20131106/greenpoint/apple-thief-bites-grocery-worker-who-demanded-he-pay-police-say

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘I’m sorry I already have a boyfriend but you’re my next choice when we break up’: Hilarious love letter found at elementary school sweeps the web
    Who among us has not tasted the bitter fruit of unrequited love in our adolescence?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489171/Girls-hilarious-love-letter-elementary-school-goes-viral.html#ixzz2k4pntzXH

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Drunk Man Wakes Up in Body Bag in Morgue After Big Night Out
    That’s some kind of drunk
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/07/Drunk-Man-Wakes-Up-in-Body-Bag-in-Morgue-After-Big-Night-Out

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Meet the toilet tester, professional mermaid and odour examiner: Fascinating portraits of people with the oddest jobs in the world
    Think your job sucks?How about dog food tester?Horse chiropractor?Rubber chicken maker?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2490432/Nancy-Rica-Schiff-photographs-worlds-oddest-jobs.html

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    POPE FRANCIS SHOWS US HOW TO LOVE OTHERS AS GOD LOVED US BY EMBRACING,KISSING DISFIGURED MAN COVERED IN PAINFUL BOILS
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/07/the-simple-thing-pope-francis-did-to-a-severely-disfigured-man-that-has-captivated-the-world/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Hey,we only invaded GOP headquarters for publicity’
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBedZsrg_qU

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Billy Graham’s final sermon: ‘I’ve wept’ for America
    Rev. Graham had a crusade in Chicago many,many years ago in Chicago.Our church sponsored a bus to go to hear him.it was there I accepted Christ’s love.
    He is a national treasure
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/11/07/billy-graham-95th-birthday-party-final-sermon/3464537/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Supreme Court Likely to Restore Freedom to Pray at Public Events
    Barry must feel like he owes Roberts one.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/07/Supreme-Court-Likely-to-Restore-Freedom-to-Pray-at-Public-Events

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama met with vulnerable Senate Dems so they can tell voters they gave Obama “a piece of their mind”
    The hypocrisy makes me sick

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    2 Dead Candidates Winning In Washington Elections
    SEATTLE – Two candidates in separate races in Washington state are both leading their opponents in Tuesday’s elections. Should they both hold on for victory, do not expect any long acceptance speeches. Both candidates are currently dead.

    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/07/2-Dead-Candidates-Winning-In-Washington-Elections

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Hell, the dead get to vote, so they might as well get to hold office.

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    • Our Dimocrats elected a man who was in a coma at the time of the election. His family refused to take him off the ballot, because they thought it was important to his recovery … or something. This is Democrat thinking. What’s best for ME, not what’s best for the people.

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      • GP's avatar GP

        That’s nothing JJ Junior won reelection while he was in the looney bin and under indictment for embezzling campaign funds to buy his wife a fur. He won by a landslide, even though he never spent a dime on campaigning. But in better news, he finally checked into prison last week. Too bad he can’t take the rest of the crooks in the DNC with him.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The science of WEEING: Researchers study streams of urine in a bid to stop the dreaded ‘splashback’
    Go study Barry…he pisses on everything

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2490991/The-science-WEEING-Researchers-study-streams-urine-bid-stop-dreaded-splashback.html#ixzz2k4xcAVCo

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    • We have a book by a Cornell architecture professor, who studying peeing to supposedly create better bathroom facilities. Students got paid for be photographed in various positions while wizzing. Male and female. Heads were not included. It’s gross. Also decades old … yet the porcelain thrones and urinals all still look pretty much like they did back then.

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Sharon Osbourne Tells ‘View’ Hosts to ‘Go F— Themselves’
    Ozzy’s mate loves Baba Wawa;the rest of the bitches,not so much
    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/sharon-osbourne-tells-view-hosts-f-themselves-224637267.html

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    This is why I never go to Chicago

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Spousal Tasing Prompted By Gridiron Bet
    If you ever want to have sex again,tasing your wife is not a particularly good idea
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/wife-tased-over-bears-packers-bet-675432

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Athens teen dislikes getting out of bed
    The woman did splash water on him, at which time the boy punched a window and threw household items, including a large vase and a wall mirror, which shattered, police said.
    I see the way these kids act and just have to shake my head.
    http://onlineathens.com/blotter/2013-11-05/athens-teen-dislikes-getting-out-bed

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Japanese cat can leap over six feet

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  19. “So Barry sort of apologized to those who do not worship at the altar of his greatness for being to ignorant to appreciate that his lies are for your own good.” … very well said, Pete. Reposted it to my FB wall.

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