Posted by Pistol Pete
This is Friday Funday. I owe it to you,I will give it to you. My heart really isn’t in it,so don’t mind me if I rant a bit. I had planned on saying something about where I was when JFK was shot. I think we all remember. And how he would not even be welcome in today’s democrat party and how liberals constantly invoke his name and that of MLK,who was a republican, and the inherent hypocrisy therein.
But I’m still fuming about the naked power grab that happened yesterday. Those of you who are waiting for the GOP to regain the majority in the senate in 2014 can forget it. That traitorous bastard McConnell has already signaled if he becomes majority leader he will reinstate the filibuster rules so the dems can still call all the shots. There are 45 gop senators who had tens of millions of voters put them in office might as well have not even voted. McConnell said in a conference call sponsored by DC Rove that the tea party are the real bullies,calling out Cruz and Lee by name. He said the way you handle bullies is to punch them in the nose. If he doesn’t get primaried it doesn’t matter what else happens. They don’t give a shit about what happens to the people as long as they get theirs.
I got a statement from the hospital for charges that had been previously been turned in to Medicaid. I called the liason at the hospital and she said they lost the paperwork she’d hand-delivered to them and I needed my copies of the bills we turned in for payment. DW always put them in a folder,but she said she’d given them back to me because she couldn’t find them. I told her she should know better than to guve me that stuff because my desk is a disaster. She screamed ‘now you’re blaming me!’ With that she stormed out the door and off to her BFFs. She hasn’t been that mad in awhile. She’ll get over it….by supper,I hope.
Cross-posted from 4GFC
“‘Law’ is the sand they toss in your eyes before they kick you in the nuts and curb-stomp you.” – WRSA Reader
Onward and upward….sorta.
Traitous pig yanking off his master.”Would you like some lotion on that,Harry?”
BTW,did you know Barry just changed the date for the second round of cancellations of insurance notices delayed from April until Nov. 15… AFTER the mid-terms. Surprised? Shouldn’t be.
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Would you pay $60 to be snuggled? Meet the professional CUDDLER making lonely clients feel loved (in a strictly platonic way)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2506886/Portland-woman-Sam-Hess-sells-hugs-professional-hugger.html#ixzz2lOrHn9vi
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Nude Woman Boards Red Line, Claims To Be ‘Goddess Of The Train’
I once knew a woman who said she pulled a train.She didn’t look that strong.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/11/17/nude-woman-boards-red-line-claims-to-be-goddess-of-the-train/
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Women who fake orgasms are ‘more likely to cheat on their partner’
Women fake it a fifth of the time while men only fake orgasms one time in 20
Women orgasm 61% of the times they have sex, men orgasm 70% of times
WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!!How the hell can a man fake an orgasm?Isn’t that covered in the mama-daughter biology lesson??
The only time I didn’t orgasm is when I fell asleep.But that’s another story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2510497/Women-fake-orgasms-likely-cheat-partner.html#ixzz2lOsqYnay
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Man Dies After Porta-Potty Fire
imagine the eulogy…he died as he lived.Up to his ears in shit.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Suffers-Critical-Burns-After-Porta-Potty-Fire-232490461.html
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Are YOU a last minute grabber, re-gifter or online whizz kid? Most irritating Christmas shopping tribes revealed
I leave the live-action combat to DW.I do what little shopping I do from right where I’m sitting now.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2510102/Are-YOU-minute-grabber-gifter-online-whizz-kid-Most-irritating-Christmas-shopping-tribes-revealed.html#ixzz2lOv9SFtE
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This should freak you out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmjQMtNuZpQ
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Brussels widow ‘slept with husband’s corpse for a year’
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/11/19/Brussels-widow-slept-with-husbands-corpse-for-a-year
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Woman wields frozen turkey in grocery store melee, police say
Bacon, yogurt also involved in fight
Food fight in Madistan
http://www.channel3000.com/news/woman-wields-frozen-turkey-in-grocery-store-melee-police-say/-/1648/23052340/-/iin4biz/-/index.html?fb_action_ids=10152057897093767&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%
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I cannot imagine what would possess those women to act like that. Surely there must have been illegal substances involved. I hate shopping so much already, especially for groceries. If I were to be hit in the head with a carton of yogurt I would definitely take it as a sign that I must never shop for groceries again. I think I would delegate, and order things to be delivered. I can dream, right?
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The women’s toiletries that cost up to 75% more than men’s – despite being virtually identical
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2510858/The-womens-toiletries-cost-75-mens–despite-virtually-identical.html#ixzz2lOxhFaEE
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CATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyCd7yyBGSg
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Awwww……
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We’re Not Sure What’s Better, This Crook’s Disguise or What the Clerk Told Him When He Showed Up in It
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/22/were-not-sure-whats-better-this-crooks-disguise-or-what-the-clerk-told-him-when-he-showed-up-in-it/
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Inventor takes inspiration from a cork-screw to develop a better way to give birth
Just something for thos among you that are still on child-bearing duty.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2507802/Man-removes-wine-cork-bottle-using-plastic-bag–uses-technique-make-forceps-childbirth.html#ixzz2lP1NYegy
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Speakiing of which
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OFA offers advice to help you ruin Thanksgiving
From Twitchy
http://twitchy.com/2013/11/20/ofa-offers-advice-to-help-you-ruin-thanksgiving/
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POLICE BLOTTER
A young man tried to steal the hubcaps off a Cadillac parked in front of a deli in Humble, Texas, where police officers were holding a retirement party, which he was apparently unaware of. A retired Houston officer showed up, spotted the kid and put the arm on him. He resisted, but the commotion brought about 30 deputies out of the building.
ARE WE THERE YET? … After leaving a nightclub in Germany, a very drunk man got into a taxi, and told the driver to take him home (“nach hause”). The driver misunderstood the man’s slurred speech, and drove him to Hauset, which is in Belgium.
BUT, ACTUALLY, THE MEN WEREN’T THAT UPSET … A nude woman, who was arrested in a Little Rock, Ark., clothing store, told police she was naked because “she’d been trying on clothes.” Police took her to the station on a charge of disorderly conduct, noting, “Suspect caused alarm to the public.”
NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE CRIMINALS TO ARREST … A man frustrated with his live-in girlfriend called a deputy to his home in Nacogdoches County, Texas, to complain that she thinks “the decisions she makes in life are always correct” and that she “believes she does no wrong,” and is therefore “unwilling to accept others’ advice.” The deputy told him that this is not a police matter, but advised him that a “positive attitude” might help their relationship.
SON, IS THAT YOU? YOUR VOICE SOUNDS DIFFERENT … A 19-year-old man burglarized a home in Lake Worth, Fla., but left his cellphone on the kitchen counter. While the cops were there, his mother called. An investigator answered, and the mother provided important clues to the man’s identity, such as his name. He is now in custody.
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Funny, funny, funny!
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The egg timer that sings Killing Me Softly when your breakfast is perfectly boiled
Three versions – Original, Disco Diva, Rock God – play different songs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2509384/Fireboxs-musical-BeepEgg-egg-timer-plays-song-egg-cooked.html#ixzz2lP3zFEcK
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Duck Dynasty’ Cast Members Did Something Really Cool for a Teen With Cancer
This family never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/18/video-the-touching-gesture-involving-prayer-a-teen-cancer-patient-and-cast-members-from-duck-dynasty/
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Time for me to go break something
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Great stuff, Pete! I really like the Seven Dangers. LamBearghini was pretty awesome, too. 🙂
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Agree, the seven dangers thing was awesome! Have a good weekend everyone!
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Kleenex alert! This is wonderful. 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzHZU2fCZw
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Oh, dear. That was wonderful – you were right. Loved it.
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