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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Mitch McConnell: If we take back the Senate next year, we’ll consider bringing back the filibuster for appointments
Allahpundit thinks there may be a method to his madness.I disagree.He is assuming McConnell & co. have the least concern for the good of the country.Democrats are willing to lie and cheat to get their way.Thats why they usually get what they want.
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/03/mitch-mcconnell-if-we-take-back-the-senate-next-year-well-consider-bringing-back-the-filibuster-for-appointments/
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John Kerry: President Obama and I are not seeking confrontation with Russia
Apparently Putin is not impressed with president candy-ass’ Nobel prize and butt-boys purple chin medals.(he has no heart,but,damn,he do got a chin(s)
http://washingtonexaminer.com/john-kerry-president-obama-and-i-are-not-seeking-confrontation-with-russia/article/2545046
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Obama wants Ukraine to ‘de-escalate,’ focuses on campaigning for Democrats
President Barack Obama says he’s hoping to “de-escalate” the Crimean crisis, which would help him focus on his top priority — escalating U.S. political fights so his base turns out to vote in November.
Let there be no doubt where his priorities are.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/04/obama-wants-ukraine-to-deesclate-focuses-on-campaigning-for-democrats/#ixzz2v6qQ5Mp5
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Good. he is just leaving his legacy more and more in shamble everyday. pretty soon, we can put his face on Mt. Trashmore.
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THIS IS TELLING
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Why won’t she and bill just go away.
PLEASE.
Far far away.
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Liberals Have Got What They Asked For
Liberals get what they want, good and hard. Or at least the “under” people in the over-under Democratic Party get it good and hard, while liberals sail onwards and upwards through successive revolving-door government-university-foundation-bankster sinecures. Only the 1% need apply.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/03/liberals_have_got_what_they_asked_for_.html
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White House to Delay Again a Key Obamacare Rule
The White House will delay yet again the requirement that insurers offer Obamacare-compliant plans, avoiding for an unknown period what would be for Democrats a politically catastrophic move to strip voters of their current insurance.
According to The Hill, the White House will move as early as this week to remove the issue from Democrats’ list of 2014 problems:
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Obama DOJ Nominee Says Businesses Should Be Forced To Hire Felons…
This is one of the reasons pusball Reid unilaterally changed the rules for judicial nominees to a simple majority.This race-hating piece of shit defended cop-killer Mumia Abu Jamal proudly.He would never get past a filibuster.
http://weaselzippers.us/178101-obama-doj-nominee-says-businesses-should-be-forced-to-hire-felons/
BREAKING: Senate Votes to Block Nomination of Cop Killer Advocate Debo Adegbile
The Senate has voted 52 to 47 to block the confirmation of Debo Adegbile, President Obama’s nominee to head the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice. All Republicans and Democrats Coons, Manchin, Pryor, Donnelly, Casey and Walsh voted against the nomination.
ESAD,HARRY!
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/05/breaking-senate-votes-to-block-nomination-of-cop-killer-advocate-debo-adegbile-n1804566
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Video- Lois Lerner Again Pleads The 5th, Doesn’t Answer Questions About IRS Targeting At House Oversight Committee Hearing **UPDATE** Video: Dem Congressman Elijah Cumming Loses It Moments Later
Almost a year later,same result
‘Lijah blows black on the white boy
some people just beg to be punched in the mouth
http://www.hapblog.com/2014/03/video-lois-lerner-again-pleads-5th.html
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She does not want to be wearing any cement boots at the bottom of Lake Michigan. She knows better than to squeal.
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Thanks, taxpayers! Globetrotting Michelle Obama announces luxurious vacation to China
Y’ALL CAN KISS MY RICH BLACK ASS!
Fresh off the first family’s sixth annual winter vacation to the Hawaiian island of Oahu — billed to American taxpayers at a cost of $4 million — Michelle Obama and the first daughters Malia and Sasha will now jet off to China for over a week of much-needed sightseeing.
President Barack Obama won’t be making the trip.
But don’t worry, America: The first lady’s mother, Marian Robinson, will be tagging along on the federal dime
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/04/thanks-taxpayers-globetrotting-michelle-obama-announces-luxurious-vacation-to-china/#ixzz2v6vaKA6C
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Maybe she will fall off the great wall.
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Obamacare Architect Ezekiel Emanuel: “Insurance Companies As We Know Then Are About to Die”
Apparently being vicious and completely corrupt runs in their family
Despite all of the accumulating evidence that government will be unable to manage the health care system in America, Emanuel is sticking to his guns and hoping for demise of insurance companies.
8o% of working Americans were satisfied with their health insurance before Obamacare. But, Ezekiel and Democrats are out to change that.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obamacare-architect-ezekiel-emanuel-insurance-companies-as-we-know-then-are-about-to-die/
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the frightening thing is these assclowns can vote…and reproduce.
By the way,where all the black folk at?
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Put these punks to work toting people around on those pull carts they have in countries in places where people cannot afford to drive cars. A few months of hard labor should set them straight.
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Obama Schedule || Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Make a few remarks so the taxpayer picks up the tab for this round of fundraising
10:45 am || Departs White House
12:05 pm || Arrives Hartford, Connecticut area
2:30 pm || Delivers remarks on raising the minimum wage
3:45 pm || Departs Hartford area
4:25 pm || Arrives Boston
4:50 pm || Attends a DNC fundraiser; Charles Hotel, Cambridge, Massachusetts
7:20 pm || Delivers remarks and answers questions at a DNC fundraiser; Artists for Humanity EpiCenter, Boston
8:25 pm || Departs Boston
10:00 pm || Arrives White House
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What no time for a pick up game today. Tough day at the office. Poor guy.
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RNC ignores Sarah Palin in recognizing GOP women trailblazers
“Republican women have a history of being trailblazers, breaking ground and glass ceilings — from Margaret Chase Smith, the first woman to be elected to both the House and the Senate, to the nation’s first Latina governor, Susana Martinez of New Mexico and the country’s youngest sitting governor, Nikki Haley of South Carolina,” the statement read.
Fox News’ Todd Starnes posted a link to the RNC statement on his Facebook wall, along with this comment:
The Republican Party omits Sarah Palin from list of prominent Republican women.
And they wonder why they keep losing elections. Clueless.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/03/03/rnc-ignores-sarah-palin-in-recognizing-gop-women-trailblazers-104205
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EPA reveals yet another round of fuel standards they casually estimate will raise gas prices by only one cent per gallon
Once fully in place, the standards will help avoid up to 2,000 premature deaths per year and 50,000 cases of respiratory ailments in children while adding only an average of 1 cent per gallon to the cost of gasoline, the agency estimated.
If you believe this load of horseshit,you probably vote straight democrat…then take the short bus back to the institution
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/03/epa-reveals-yet-another-round-of-fuel-standards-they-casually-estimate-will-raise-gas-prices-by-only-one-cent-per-gallon/
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Let’s Move: 1.6M Paying Students Drop School Lunch–‘Challenges With Palatability’
“The decrease in the total number of students eating school lunches during the last two school years was driven primarily by a decrease of 1.6 million students paying full price for meals, despite increases in the number of students eating school lunches who receive free meals,” said the report
I can see Mooch in China:
‘Hey,y’all got any moo-goo-gai-grits??’
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/let-s-move-16m-paying-students-drop-school-lunch-challenges-palatability#sthash.XtluM8ym.dpuf
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This is actually a good thing. It is time schools got out of the lunch business. Let them pack a lunch, like we use to do.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UgTaAFVknk
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Obama: Republicans ‘0 for 2’ trying to beat me
“The top Republican in the Senate said his top priority wasn’t to create jobs or expand opportunity, but to beat me,” said Obama. “So let’s look at the scorecard. They’re 0 for 2. This November, let’s make them 0 for 3.”
http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama-republicans-0-for-2-trying-to-beat-me/article/2544896?custom_click=rss
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Spoken like a true narcissist.
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EXCLUSIVE: Black chef who accused Paula Deen of racism cooks her own goose: Woman fired by star is living hand to mouth while TV cook crows about $75m comeback
Revenge is a dish best served cold….with a whole stick of butter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572411/EXCLUSIVE-Chef-accused-Paula-Deen-racism-cooks-goose-Black-woman-fired-star-living-hand-mouth-star-crows-75m-comeback.html#ixzz2v7AyNACE
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Great stuff today, Pete!
Update on Shalini: She’s back, and she and the baby are ok. An infection delayed the surgery and caused it to be done without anesthesia, but all is well. Thanks for the prayers, Folks!!
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OMG surgery without anesthesia?! Glad she and the babe are OK, though.
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Well, without general anesthesia, anyway. She got local, which was plenty good enough, apparently.
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That “congratulations” notice to the couple expecting the baby is hilarious!
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