PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

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31 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Mitch McConnell: If we take back the Senate next year, we’ll consider bringing back the filibuster for appointments

    Allahpundit thinks there may be a method to his madness.I disagree.He is assuming McConnell & co. have the least concern for the good of the country.Democrats are willing to lie and cheat to get their way.Thats why they usually get what they want.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/03/mitch-mcconnell-if-we-take-back-the-senate-next-year-well-consider-bringing-back-the-filibuster-for-appointments/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    John Kerry: President Obama and I are not seeking confrontation with Russia
    Apparently Putin is not impressed with president candy-ass’ Nobel prize and butt-boys purple chin medals.(he has no heart,but,damn,he do got a chin(s)
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/john-kerry-president-obama-and-i-are-not-seeking-confrontation-with-russia/article/2545046

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama wants Ukraine to ‘de-escalate,’ focuses on campaigning for Democrats
    President Barack Obama says he’s hoping to “de-escalate” the Crimean crisis, which would help him focus on his top priority — escalating U.S. political fights so his base turns out to vote in November.
    Let there be no doubt where his priorities are.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/04/obama-wants-ukraine-to-deesclate-focuses-on-campaigning-for-democrats/#ixzz2v6qQ5Mp5

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Good. he is just leaving his legacy more and more in shamble everyday. pretty soon, we can put his face on Mt. Trashmore.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS IS TELLING

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Liberals Have Got What They Asked For
    Liberals get what they want, good and hard. Or at least the “under” people in the over-under Democratic Party get it good and hard, while liberals sail onwards and upwards through successive revolving-door government-university-foundation-bankster sinecures. Only the 1% need apply.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/03/liberals_have_got_what_they_asked_for_.html

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House to Delay Again a Key Obamacare Rule

    The White House will delay yet again the requirement that insurers offer Obamacare-compliant plans, avoiding for an unknown period what would be for Democrats a politically catastrophic move to strip voters of their current insurance.

    According to The Hill, the White House will move as early as this week to remove the issue from Democrats’ list of 2014 problems:

    White House to Delay Again a Key Obamacare Rule

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama DOJ Nominee Says Businesses Should Be Forced To Hire Felons…
    This is one of the reasons pusball Reid unilaterally changed the rules for judicial nominees to a simple majority.This race-hating piece of shit defended cop-killer Mumia Abu Jamal proudly.He would never get past a filibuster.
    http://weaselzippers.us/178101-obama-doj-nominee-says-businesses-should-be-forced-to-hire-felons/

    BREAKING: Senate Votes to Block Nomination of Cop Killer Advocate Debo Adegbile
    The Senate has voted 52 to 47 to block the confirmation of Debo Adegbile, President Obama’s nominee to head the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice. All Republicans and Democrats Coons, Manchin, Pryor, Donnelly, Casey and Walsh voted against the nomination.

    ESAD,HARRY!
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/05/breaking-senate-votes-to-block-nomination-of-cop-killer-advocate-debo-adegbile-n1804566

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Video- Lois Lerner Again Pleads The 5th, Doesn’t Answer Questions About IRS Targeting At House Oversight Committee Hearing **UPDATE** Video: Dem Congressman Elijah Cumming Loses It Moments Later
    Almost a year later,same result

    ‘Lijah blows black on the white boy
    some people just beg to be punched in the mouth

    http://www.hapblog.com/2014/03/video-lois-lerner-again-pleads-5th.html

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Thanks, taxpayers! Globetrotting Michelle Obama announces luxurious vacation to China
    Y’ALL CAN KISS MY RICH BLACK ASS!

    Fresh off the first family’s sixth annual winter vacation to the Hawaiian island of Oahu — billed to American taxpayers at a cost of $4 million — Michelle Obama and the first daughters Malia and Sasha will now jet off to China for over a week of much-needed sightseeing.

    President Barack Obama won’t be making the trip.

    But don’t worry, America: The first lady’s mother, Marian Robinson, will be tagging along on the federal dime

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/04/thanks-taxpayers-globetrotting-michelle-obama-announces-luxurious-vacation-to-china/#ixzz2v6vaKA6C

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obamacare Architect Ezekiel Emanuel: “Insurance Companies As We Know Then Are About to Die”
    Apparently being vicious and completely corrupt runs in their family
    Despite all of the accumulating evidence that government will be unable to manage the health care system in America, Emanuel is sticking to his guns and hoping for demise of insurance companies.

    8o% of working Americans were satisfied with their health insurance before Obamacare. But, Ezekiel and Democrats are out to change that.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obamacare-architect-ezekiel-emanuel-insurance-companies-as-we-know-then-are-about-to-die/

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    the frightening thing is these assclowns can vote…and reproduce.
    By the way,where all the black folk at?

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Put these punks to work toting people around on those pull carts they have in countries in places where people cannot afford to drive cars. A few months of hard labor should set them straight.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Schedule || Wednesday, March 5, 2014

    Make a few remarks so the taxpayer picks up the tab for this round of fundraising

    10:45 am || Departs White House
    12:05 pm || Arrives Hartford, Connecticut area
    2:30 pm || Delivers remarks on raising the minimum wage
    3:45 pm || Departs Hartford area
    4:25 pm || Arrives Boston
    4:50 pm || Attends a DNC fundraiser; Charles Hotel, Cambridge, Massachusetts
    7:20 pm || Delivers remarks and answers questions at a DNC fundraiser; Artists for Humanity EpiCenter, Boston
    8:25 pm || Departs Boston
    10:00 pm || Arrives White House

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    RNC ignores Sarah Palin in recognizing GOP women trailblazers
    “Republican women have a history of being trailblazers, breaking ground and glass ceilings — from Margaret Chase Smith, the first woman to be elected to both the House and the Senate, to the nation’s first Latina governor, Susana Martinez of New Mexico and the country’s youngest sitting governor, Nikki Haley of South Carolina,” the statement read.
    Fox News’ Todd Starnes posted a link to the RNC statement on his Facebook wall, along with this comment:

    The Republican Party omits Sarah Palin from list of prominent Republican women.

    And they wonder why they keep losing elections. Clueless.
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/03/03/rnc-ignores-sarah-palin-in-recognizing-gop-women-trailblazers-104205

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    EPA reveals yet another round of fuel standards they casually estimate will raise gas prices by only one cent per gallon
    Once fully in place, the standards will help avoid up to 2,000 premature deaths per year and 50,000 cases of respiratory ailments in children while adding only an average of 1 cent per gallon to the cost of gasoline, the agency estimated.

    If you believe this load of horseshit,you probably vote straight democrat…then take the short bus back to the institution

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/03/epa-reveals-yet-another-round-of-fuel-standards-they-casually-estimate-will-raise-gas-prices-by-only-one-cent-per-gallon/

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Let’s Move: 1.6M Paying Students Drop School Lunch–‘Challenges With Palatability’
    “The decrease in the total number of students eating school lunches during the last two school years was driven primarily by a decrease of 1.6 million students paying full price for meals, despite increases in the number of students eating school lunches who receive free meals,” said the report
    I can see Mooch in China:
    ‘Hey,y’all got any moo-goo-gai-grits??’

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/let-s-move-16m-paying-students-drop-school-lunch-challenges-palatability#sthash.XtluM8ym.dpuf

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    • GP's avatar GP

      This is actually a good thing. It is time schools got out of the lunch business. Let them pack a lunch, like we use to do.

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama: Republicans ‘0 for 2’ trying to beat me
    “The top Republican in the Senate said his top priority wasn’t to create jobs or expand opportunity, but to beat me,” said Obama. “So let’s look at the scorecard. They’re 0 for 2. This November, let’s make them 0 for 3.”
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama-republicans-0-for-2-trying-to-beat-me/article/2544896?custom_click=rss

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    EXCLUSIVE: Black chef who accused Paula Deen of racism cooks her own goose: Woman fired by star is living hand to mouth while TV cook crows about $75m comeback
    Revenge is a dish best served cold….with a whole stick of butter

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572411/EXCLUSIVE-Chef-accused-Paula-Deen-racism-cooks-goose-Black-woman-fired-star-living-hand-mouth-star-crows-75m-comeback.html#ixzz2v7AyNACE

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  18. Great stuff today, Pete!

    Update on Shalini: She’s back, and she and the baby are ok. An infection delayed the surgery and caused it to be done without anesthesia, but all is well. Thanks for the prayers, Folks!!

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  19. Ting's avatar Ting

    That “congratulations” notice to the couple expecting the baby is hilarious!

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