PETE’S PAGE; ST. PADDY’S DAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

After my granddad retired,granny got so irritated having him underfoot when she was trying to do her housework,she advised him to find something to do or the consquences would be dire. He got a part-time job at a place called O’Keefe’s Tavern. He recalled how St. Patrick’s Day was like Christmas,New Years and July 4th rolled into one. Free corned beef and green beer can do that. They had a moose head that hung on the wall some 12 feet in the air. It disappeared once and ended up being returned after somebody sobered up and figured out where it came from. Fortunately we Swedes are a bit more reserved.

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25 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; ST. PADDY’S DAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ABC, NBC Push a St. Patrick’s Day ‘Controversy Hanging Over’ Gays Not Marching in Parades
    it’s sickening to see the left use something as innocuous as a parade to throw homosexuality in our faces.Guinness and Sam Adams beer,among others,have pulled sponsorship as a way to grandstand the fact they’re politically correct.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2014/03/17/abc-nbc-push-st-patrick-s-day-controversy-hanging-over-gays-marching#ixzz2wEaXB7MN

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I had on Fox News this afternoon while I was cleaning and Shepherd Smith made some sort of off-hand, under his breath comment about parades not being inclusive. I wondered what that was all about.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Transgender student inspires at Chapman pageant
    Crossdressing twink beats 15 genuine girls in beauty pageant.
    I’m sure his fake breasts swell with gay pride.
    http://www.ocregister.com/articles/vincent-605466-transgender-chapman.html

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama national security aides meet to discuss Ukraine
    Obama did not attend the meeting but was being briefed about it and other developments involving Ukraine, said Laura Lucas Magnuson, a spokeswoman for the White House National Security Council.
    This sorry sonofabitch couldn’t spare a few minutes away from his busy(??) schedule to be briefed on Eastern Europe going up in flames?
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/15/us-ukraine-crisis-obama-idUSBREA2E0MJ20140315?irpc=932

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THERE’S A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT NEED A NAP…OR A PACIFIER

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Son: Westboro’s Fred Phelps ‘on edge of death’
    Maybe we should get a bunch of people to go to his funeral and hold up signs saying he’s burning in Hell and he deserves it.Give these lowlife scum a little of what they delighted in dishing out to grieving families who deserved far better.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/03/16/newser-fred-phelps/6491073/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    40 Sheriffs Asked to Disarm Walk Out of Capitol

    “So we all packed up and left.”
    Nobody would tell them who the state senator was who ordered them to disarm or leave.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/40-sheriffs-asked-disarm-walk-out-capitol

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Popular NBC host Ahmad Rashad said to be ‘dating senior adviser to Barack Obama Valerie Jarrett’
    Among the four divorces the former Bobby Moore has under his belt is one to Mrs. Huxtable,Phylicia Ayers-Allen-Rashad-whoever the hell she’s married to now.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2581884/Popular-NBC-host-Ahmad-Rashad-said-dating-senior-adviser-Barack-Obama-Valerie-Jarrett.html#ixzz2wEhBCxCR

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    GOP Chairman: We’ll Have Fewer Primary Debates, and Party Will Pick Moderators
    So how many “strategists” did it take to figure that out,genius?
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/gop-chairman-well-have-fewer-primary-debates-and-party-will-pick-moderators#sthash.0oKJK5E3.dpuf

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Illinois Wins Again: Worst Unemployment Record in USA
    Chicago tops the nation with the highest unemployment rate.
    •Illinois has the worst credit rating
    •Illinois Tops Nation in Growth of Food Stamp Recipients
    •Mercatus: Illinois ranks at the bottom of the most free states
    Illinois Ranks as One of Worst States for Losing Citizens

    Our state is a bigger toilet than even California….without the warm climate and the sunshine.
    http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/03/16/illinois-wins-worst-unemployment-record-usa/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    What a Turnout! 123% of Sevastopol, Crimea Voted for Merger With Mother Russia
    They obviously studied the Democrat party methods for winning elections.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/what-a-turnout-123-of-sevastopol-crimea-vote-for-merger-with-mother-russia/

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Nancy Pelosi Is “Proud” That House Democrats Have Embraced Obamacare
    Yeah,yeah;embrace,embrace…that’s the ticket.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Gun store owner defies ATF demand for his customer list
    Can you say jack-booted thugs?
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/03/gun_store_owner_defies_atf_demand_for_his_customer_list.html

    ATF PERFORMS RAID ANYWAY
    Resistance is futile
    The ATF wanted to seize lower receivers (base for building a AR15, but not a functional weapon) claiming they were “illegal firearms” and wanted Ares customer lists, to be able to hunt down the people who bought them. Ares refused to turn over the lists and got a temporary restraining order against the ATF. The ATF then went to the judge ex parte (without Ares present) and got the judge to essentially nullify the prior order, so they could go in, grab the receivers and the list.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House backing off push for surgeon general nominee after DOJ defeat
    They won’t stop…they never do.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/03/14/white-house-backing-off-push-for-surgeon-general-nominee-after-doj-defeat/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Help me: Obama prods young on O-Care
    Look,kids,I know I conned you into falling for a lame-ass slogan and helped me pull off the greatest theft in the history of this nation.I proceeded to make sure you never get a job making decent money.My friends in the teachers’ union have left you so stupid you even voted for me again,not realizing I’m leaving you and your kids with suffocating debt for money I’m pissing away now.Now I need you to sign up for my healthcare scam that will cost you hundreds of dollars per month to cover old people and my illegal buddies.I need this for my legacy,so do me a solid,OK?By the time you realize how badly you’ve been screwed I’ll be kickin’ it in Hawaii with Reggie,playng golf and surfing.The democrat party has never gone wrong counting on your ignorance and gullibility.Don’t let me down now.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/health-reform-implementation/200888-help-me-one-more-time-obama-prods-young-on-o

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    EXCLUSIVE: Pro-life teen defiant after alleged attack by feminist professor
    16 year old passing out pro-life flyers viciously attacked by female primate with a hyphenated name.She’s a black liberal,thereby excused from any consequences for her behavior.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/13/teen-abortion-protester-defiant-after-alleged-attack-by-feminist-professor/

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Navy Seals board rogue Libya oil tanker Morning Glory
    This was their first attempt to export oil from rebel-held areas. It is not clear where the tanker was headed.

    Adm Kirby said the operation had been authorised by President Barack Obama and that no-one had been hurt.
    Wanna bet Barky will call a presser and take full credit for this??
    Just to show them A-Rabs how tough he is.(Libyans snickering)
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-26609025

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Turns Internet Over to Undefined Global Governance
    U.S. officials announced plans Friday to relinquish federal government control over the administration of the Internet, a move that pleased international critics but alarmed some business leaders and others who rely on the smooth functioning of the Web.
    He never seems to run out of ways to shaft the country
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obama-turns-internet-over-to-undefined-global-governance/
    Ex-Bush admin official: Internet giveaway weakens cybersecurity, opens door to Web tax

    “U.S. management of the internet has been exemplary and there is no reason to give this away — especially in return for nothing,” former Bush administration State Department senior advisor Christian Whiton told The Daily Caller. “This is the Obama equivalent of Carter’s decision to give away the Panama Canal — only with possibly much worse consequences.”

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/15/ex-bush-admin-official-internet-giveaway-weakens-cybersecurity-opens-door-to-web-tax/#ixzz2wF4BYLaq

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    VIDEO: Nine-Year-Old Tries to Explain the Second Amendment to Liberals
    “If it wasn’t against the law, I would’ve brought one of my competition guns with me today to show you it won’t do anything unless someone touches it.”
    http://liberallogic101.com/?p=8501

    Its unfortunate liberals are convinced they’re right 100% of the time.This kid is sharp.

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama admits premiums are going up despite Obamacare
    OK,so I lied…there’s nothing you can do about it now.

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