PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today the Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments in a case known as Hobby Lobby vs. Sebelius to determine whether a business has the same rights to freedom of religion as individuals do. The left frames it as religious rights vs. womens’ rights. What I can’t figure out is how this involves “womens’ rights” in any way.

Mooch is still waddling around China,forcing the media out of her public appearances and making phony speeches about freedoms.

Barky landed in Brussels yesterday. The summit has decided to suspend Russia for the time being. Krauthammer commented that it was like suspending a vegan from a steakhouse. He just doesn’t care. Dear Reader’s trip to the Netherlands for one day cost the country 10 million euros. They’re finding out what its like putting up with this disaster.

MOST OF MY IMAGES ARE OF A POLITICAL OR HUMOROUS NATURE. I JUST THREW THIS ONE OF TWO SNAILS LEANING OVER FOR A KISS WHILE PERCHED ON CHERRY STEMS BECAUSE I JUST LIKED IT.

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THIS IS WHY LIBERALS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND SOLDIERS

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Added by CtH: This is a screenshot I took while watching the beatdown video Pete posted below, cuz the ad placement cracked me up!

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48 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Barack Obama’s first visit to Brussels to cost Belgium more than €10m

    Obama will arrive with 900-strong entourage, including 45 vehicles and three planes, and attend EU and Nato summits
    Preezy’s not known for ‘traveling light.’
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/24/barack-obama-visit-brussels-cost-belgium-10m

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Bart Stupak: I Stand With Hobby Lobby
    Bart,you duplicitous boob.You sold out your ‘pro-life’ principles for a worthless promise from a congenital liar and foisted this nightmare on the American people.I doubt Hobby Lobby gives a shit what you support.
    http://cnsnews.com/commentary/bart-stupak/bart-stupak-i-stand-hobby-lobby

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Big Day at the Supreme Court for Obamacare Contraception Mandate
    This week, the Supreme Court will consider whether businesses and their owners must choose between paying millions of dollars in fines and violating their religious beliefs. The outcome of the combined cases, popularly styled Sebelius v. Hobby Lobby, will shape how government interacts with religious Americans for decades to come.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/25/big-day-at-the-supreme-court-for-obamcare-contraception-mandate-n1814207

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      The answer to all this is simple. Disassociate health insurance from employment. Those who are self-employed and paying their own premiums are at a substantial tax disadvantage already. Those who are employed are at the mercy of whatever health insurance plan their employer decides is good for them. Let us all make our own choices, and be taxed the same. Then we can all choose if we want free birth control – or not.

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      • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

        This was one of the few simple fixes the GOP was putting forward back when they were demonized as having no plan. The only “truth” in that line came if you added “that allows the government to take over.”

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        • Republicans have proposed any number of viable alternatives to Obamacare, yet if you asked 100 average Americans, at least 99 of them would tell you that the folks who oppose Obamacare have never proposed any alternative, they just keep attacking the president’s plan. The lamestream media has successfully brainwashed the public on this point.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Dem. lawmaker, co-sponsor of child porn laws, resigns; state office, home raided for child porn

    The day after a Democrat Illinois lawmaker cruised to victory in his party’s primary Tuesday, he gave up his seat in the wake of a child pornography raid

    But two things are certain:

    Since this is Illinois, the seat is going to remain firmly in Democrat hands. (Local Dem heavyweights are already selecting Farnham’s replacement; he’s not running in the general.)

    And since Farnham’s a Democrat, the mainstream media outside Illinois is going to pretend this never happened.
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/03/23/dem-lawmaker-co-sponsor-of-child-porn-laws-resigns-state-office-home-raided-for-child-porn-108070

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    So many of the commenters here survive under democrat/socialist rule in states like New York,Illinois,Virginia,Maryland,Colorado,etc.
    Then there’s Bluebird.Despite the cancerous tumor known as Madistan,she has a governor with a real backbone who doesn’t apologize for his Faith.I’m so jealous.
    Gov. Scott Walker Refuses to Take Down Religious Tweet
    I’d tell the atheist groups squawking about his religion to go piss up a rope.But hey,thats just me.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/toddstarnes/2014/03/25/gov-scott-walker-refuses-to-take-down-religious-tweet-n1814200

    Scott Walker Cuts Taxes In Wisconsin by $504 Million

    Since winning a recall election in 2012, Governor Scott Walker has seen incredible economic success in Wisconsin thanks to successfully keeping collective bargaining in check and through providing major tax cuts to workers.

    Today, Walker signed Senate Bill 1 into law, cutting taxes by $504 million over the next two years for workers and families. The legislation slashes property tax rates and wipes out income taxes for manufacturers
    I’m soooo jealous!
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/24/scott-walker-cuts-taxes-in-wiscosin-by-504-million-n1813749

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I really,truly wish I could find the words to express the width and depth of revulsion I have for this slimy reptile

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WATCH: Wannabe Gangster Gets Epic Beat Down By Arizona Trucker
    I tried to just post the youtube,but because of language you have to sign in.its embedded in the article and it will play of you click on it.
    this is the wonderful tale of a scumbag named “DJ Freekielondon” trying to rob a redneck trucker from Arizona .Trouble is,he didn’t have a gun and he didn’t have 10 friends to help him.he wound up getting the crap kicked out of him.Wonderful stuff.
    http://patdollard.com/2014/03/watch-wannabe-gangster-gets-epic-beat-down-by-arizona-trucker/#cBmry8lmlrByLxuD.99

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      That trucker couldn’t have been hitting very hard. There’s no blood and he’s not out cold at the end. I think he was just swatting at him. And his friends said “enough” so that was good too. I’m gonna post the screenshot I took above, cuz the ad placement cracked me up!

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Report: House Dems Will Try to Force Amnesty Vote with Discharge Petition
    Though it is highly unlikely, if 218 signatures are obtained, a floor vote will take place on the bill even if it is opposed by the GOP leadership. There are reportedly 200 co-sponsors of the bill, including three Republicans – Reps. David Valadao (R-CA), Jeff Denham (R-CA), and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL). Ros-Lehtinen and Valadao, however, will reportedly not sign the discharge petition.

    I would bet you something nice that a lot of democrats have been seething because they didn’t pass amnesty and give illegals voting rights in the two years republicans were nothing but comic relief in DC.Instead Obozo spent the whole time shoving Obamacare down America;s collective throats.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/24/Report-House-Dems-Will-Try-to-Force-Amnesty-Vote-with-Discharge-Petition

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WATCH – Rumsfeld: ‘A Trained Ape’ Could’ve Accomplished Critical Task Obama Couldn’t In Iraq, Afghanistan
    Comparing Obama to a trained ape is an insult….to the one who doesn’t spend trillions of your money.

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama highlights European ancestors during trip to Europe
    As we have told our European allies many times, we want to see more European nations meeting their commitments when it comes to defense spending,” he said. “In the United States, after two wars, we are moving toward a leaner military.”
    Translation:if Russia,Iran,Syria and north Korea want to blow shit up,I will make sure we can’t stop them.
    http://m.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-highlights-european-ancestors-during-trip-to-europe/article/2546195

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      “Translation:if Russia,Iran,Syria and north Korea want to blow shit up,I will make sure we can’t stop them.”

      Obama’s foreign policy in a nutshell.

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama to Kill Tomahawk, Hellfire Missile Programs

    Cornerstone of U.S. Naval power eliminated under Obama budget
    President Barack Obama is seeking to abolish two highly successful missile programs that experts say have helped the U.S. Navy maintain military superiority for the past several decades.

    The Tomahawk missile program—known as “the world’s most advanced cruise missile”—is set to be cut by $128 million under Obama’s fiscal year 2015 budget proposal and completely eliminated by fiscal year 2016, according to budget documents released by the Navy.

    He won’t be happy until he kills us all.

    http://freebeacon.com/obama-to-kill-tomahawk-hellfire-missile-programs/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Dana Loesch & co. have a banned word of their own

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      I don’t like this anti-bossy movement. ‘Bossy’ can be a legitimate term for pushy, overbearing jerks who consistently use disrespectful behavior to get their way, and I don’t think it’s gender-specific. We are expected to accept and embrace too much of other people’s BS these days, and I’m not enthusiastic about adding bossiness to the list of crap I’m supposed to tolerate.

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      • Violet's avatar Violet

        Wow, I sound disgruntled. I guess it doesn’t help that a co-worker called me after-hours, to say she objected to my word choice (grant vs. allow) in a casual communication. LOL. Sorry, all!

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    No special prosecutor for IRS scandal: Here’s the back story
    Conservatives are up in arms over the Justice Department’s refusal to name a special prosecutor in the IRS scandal.

    And that’s basically how the media covered it, as an Eric Holder vs. Ted Cruz argument.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/03/24/no-special-prosecutor-for-irs-scandal-heres-back-story/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Ukrainian Women Urge Sex Boycott Against Russian Men
    A group of female activists launched a Facebook page to sell T-shirts that declare: “Don’t give it to a Russian.” They’re encouraging women to “fight the enemy by whatever means,” according to Global Voices, a website which translates Russian language media.
    A woman’s charms are one of the most potent weapons on Earth.Ask any married man how she gets him to mow the lawn and go shopping with her.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/25/ukrainian-women-urge-sex-boycott-against-russian-men/

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘How We Got Our First-Grade Teacher Fired’: Disturbing YouTube Videos Show Students Talking About Lies They Used to Can Their Teachers
    This is just sickening.What the teachers in my day called discipline would be termed atrocities today.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGmSBCPxCg

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Senate Candidate: I’ll Use My Hog Castrating Experience To Help End Pork Barrel Spending
    “I’m Joni Ernst. I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork,” Ernst says in the ad, followed by the sound of a pig squealing.

    The ad, which was provided exclusively to Breitbart News, will appear in television spots in Iowa. Ernst ends the ad saying, “Washington’s full of big spenders. Let’s make them squeal.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/24/IA-Candidate-Touts-Hog-Castrating-Experience-For-Cutting-Pork-Barrel-Spending
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama to Europeans: Russia’s Invasion of Crimea “Was Not Out of Strength But Out of Weakness” (Video)
    The Ukrainians would beg to differ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLIeTy7vVGw

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Abortion group fundraises with ‘coat hanger pendant’
    This goes way past beyond disgusting
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/19/abortion-group-fundraises-with-coat-hanger-pendant/

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  19. That Nancy Pelosi gumball dress is gonna give me nightmares tonight, Pete. Thanks a lot. 👿

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  20. But the snails are adorable! ❤

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      I think they are actually inseminating one another. They’re hermaphroditic; every snail has a “vagina” and a really LONG “penis” called a sex dart. This photo gives a whole new meaning to losing one’s cherry. Google “snail sex dart” if you’ve got the stomach for a whole lot of slimey snail pictures.

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      • Aw man, was to harsh my “Kawaii Buzz!” lol

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        • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

          I googled but I’m still clueless what Kawaii Buzz is. In 1996, we had a Japanese Rotary exchange student living with us when somebody brought a spring peeper into the house. We set up a terrarium for him and Mama Buzz, our frog lover, was in love. She asked Miki for the Japanese word for cute. Kawaii. So that was his name. Poor thing almost starved to death in the winter. He wouldn’t eat anything that wasn’t alive and we didn’t know then you could buy crickets at the pet store. I remember chasing around the house with my big fish net to catch the occasional live fly that popped up on warm days. We let him go in the spring.

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