Posted by Pistol Pete
Hope everybody had an awesome holiday weekend. Time to put graduations,memorials and cookouts behind and put on the snarky suit. Barky got up early to get in another round of golf at Andrews before jetting off for a surprise visit to some real men in Afghanistan. I heard his speech and it was painfully apparent to me that his words of praise for the troops were as hollow and empty as his soul. I have nothing to base it on but my own gut feeling but I’m thinking there were a lot of soldiers there who didn’t really want to be. I judge that by the cheers I heard that were polite but not overly enthusiastic. He announced he was,in essence,unilaterally surrendering and most of the troops would be out by the end of the year. He also accidentally outed the CIA station chief,who now has to be transferred out. Can they pin this on Scooter Libby? The countries’ president and biggest opium dealer,Hamid Karzai, wouldn’t even meet the Nubian Nightmare at the airport…he had scheduling conflicts. Only in his own twisted mind do any world leaders have an ounce of respect for this no-talent clown.
Proud grandparents with Miss Jessie Lynn Pistol. She got all her usually neon-colored hair chopped off and she’s wearing enough makeup to be a…well….let’s not go there. 
These posters greeted Abortion Barbie on her recent fundraising trip to Californicate. 
This is Spencer Smith. He’s a teacher at Heritage High School in Brentwood,Ca. For his yearbook photo he paid tribute to room-temperature thug,St. Skittles. “I think it’s a good idea because he’s expressing himself. Because that’s the whole point of yearbook pictures, you’re supposed to express yourself,” said Alfreda Charway Heritage High School’s Black Student Union President. High schools have black student unions now? 
polination.blog 
Federal Court Rules Christian Cop Must Attend Mosque To Learn About Islamic Beliefs…
The ruling came on Thursday from the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in a case brought by Capt. Paul Fields, who had been ordered by Tulsa police officials to either go to a special event at the local mosque himself, or order others to do that.
Fields refused based on religious freedom objections and was punished for that.
See all those asses sticking up in the air?if you’re a Christian,you can be made to pucker up.
http://weaselzippers.us/187104-federal-court-rules-christian-cop-must-attend-mosque-to-learn-about-islamic-beliefs/
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Let me guess who appointed that judge. Grrrrrrrrrr.
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FAKE HATE: TN Man Sues Red Lobster After Falsely Accused of Writing “Ni**er on Receipt (Video)
the little tramp who perpetrated this hoax should be made to wear a sign:Race Baiter-in-Training.
Hope he gets $10 million
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/tn-man-sues-red-lobster-after-falsely-accused-of-writing-nier-on-take-out-order-receipt-video/
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Leading Senate Democrat’s response to VA scandal: ‘People die every day’
(says the creepy little socialist whose breath reeks of stale penises.)
As reported by The Washington Free Beacon on May 22, 2014, Vermont’s junior US Senator, Bernard “Bernie” Sanders, has effectively frozen in committee the Veterans Affairs Management Accountability Act (VAMAA), which was aimed at giving the Secretary of Veterans Affairs sweeping power in clearing out bureaucratic dead wood.
http://www.examiner.com/article/leading-senate-democrat-s-response-to-va-scandal-people-die-every-day
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Oh Em Gee.
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Not much liking his characterizing birther issues as “nonsense.” Harumph. It wasn’t “nonsense” when Democrats challenged John McCain’s right to run, based on where he was born. Double Harumph.
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Clinton ‘proud’ of diplomatic accomplishments
Killary is releasing exerpts from the pack of lies about to be published to paint over the trail of blood,broken bones and ruined lives she’s left in her wake on her way to being the next Imperial Ruler.
In recent speeches, Clinton has pointed to the bin Laden raid and other highlights of her time at State, describing her work with Obama to address Iran’s nuclear ambitions, set the groundwork for Middle East peace and help Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng. She has called the Benghazi attack her biggest regret as secretary of state.
Yeah.Turning your back and letting a US Ambassador get butchered,lying to the cameras in front of four flag-draped coffins then stonewalling a congressional oversight committee by saying:”what difference does it make?” sure sounds regrettable to me,too.
http://news.yahoo.com/clinton-proud-diplomatic-accomplishments-122543220–election.html
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Same party and mentality as Carter who said his biggest regret as president was not sending an extra helicopter.
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Obama Spikes The Bin Laden Football . . . Again
He just can’t help himself
We said that we were going to deny al Qaeda safe haven. And since then, we have decimated the al Qaeda leadership in the tribal regions, and our troops here at Bagram played a central role in supporting our counterterrorism operations — including the one that delivered justice to Osama bin Laden. So, along with our intelligence personnel, you’ve helped prevent attacks and save American lives back home. Al Qaeda is on its heels in this part of the world, and that’s because of you. […]
http://weaselzippers.us/187309-obama-spikes-the-bin-laden-football-again-2/
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Andrew Klavan: Why Democrats Call You Racist
In which our host explains why leftists can’t stop talking about the historic suffering of black people in America — Because they caused most of it!
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LEFTIST MOONBAT KICKED OFF DANCE FLOOR AT NIGRA ARTS FESTIVAL….BECAUSE SHE BE A WHITEY
(DON’T WATCH TOO MUCH WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION,THIS HURTS)
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School lunches: Local 5-year-old cries when she has to eat school lunch
On Tuesday, First Lady Michelle Obama is expected to fire back against school meal critics who say the program to make school lunches healthier has gone too far.
Michelle Obama will host Republicans at the White House to highlight the success of the lunch guidelines.
A Republican-backed bill making its way through the House would allow schools to opt out of the new standards if they do not meet lunch sale goals for six months
Have you seen the garbage they expect these kids to eat?
MEANWHILE,DRIPPING WITH RANK HYPOCRISY
Public School Kids Protest ‘Let’s Move’ Lunches As First Daughters Get Meatball Subs, Ice Cream
Sidwell Friends is where all the powerful politicians and lobbyists send their kids.The tuition is over $30,000/year
While the Obama daughters have enjoyed dishes like chicken coconut soup, local butternut squash soup, crusted tilapia, they also get their fill of what Mrs. Obama might consider junk food.
This week, for example, they’ll enjoy meatball subs, BBQ wings, and ice cream, in addition to chicken curry, deviled egg salad and the intriguing “Chef’s Choice.”
I.can’t.stand.these.freeloaders.
http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/barbara-boland/public-school-kids-protest-lets-move-lunches-first-daughters-get-meatball
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Reid hits the gas on nominees
The federal judiciary has swung to the left as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has confirmed President Obama’s judicial nominees at a torrid pace in recent weeks.
Reid has put his foot on the gas to ensure that Obama will leave his imprint on the courts even if Democrats lose control of the Senate in November, which some political handicappers say is probable.
Reids pissing on Senate rules has already paid big dividends as dirty old bastard John Conyers was handed his House seat back by a newly-minted leftist hack after a state court had ruled his nominating petitions invalid.Its nice to have friends in high places.
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/207157-reid-hits-the-gas-on-court-nominees#ixzz32wZNMPi7
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President Obama’s Five-Step Scandal Manual
The Wall Street Journal’s Kimberly Strassel has uncovered the five-step Obama White House approach to scandals.
Spoiler alert: None of it has anything to do with, “The buck stops here.”
Here is the secret recipe:
Step One: Say, “I didn’t know about it.
Step Two: Say, “Nobody’s angrier than me.”
Step Three: Fire someone of little consequence.
Step Four: Do a study.
Now, wait six months and then . . .
Step Five: Say everything’s fine or blame Republicans for the problem.
Don’t try this on your own, because the FBI will come calling. Obama has patented the procedure and plans to market it to future White Houses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2MTPVsBT6I
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‘Dead’ Tea Party set for big wins in Texas primary
Nothing better than setting conventional wisdom on its head. And the conventional wisdom that the Tea Party faction in the Republican party was virtually dead appears about ready to be turned on its ear by probable victories by state-wide candidates in the Texas Republican primary.
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Emanuel Wants To Require Videotaping Of All Gun Sales In Chicago
The Emanuel administration has outlined a plan to impose strict regulations on gun shops that open within city limits, including a requirement to record every sale on video.
Under Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s proposed, gun shops in Chicago could not be located within 500 feet of a school or park – limiting them to very small pockets of the city covering less than .5 percent of Chicago
There’s not a damn thing they can come up with that would make a bit of difference to the vermin in that city who slaughter each other on a regular basis.They don’t bother with laws anyway.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/05/27/plan-for-city-gun-shops-would-limit-sites-require-sales-be-taped/
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Candidate on probation for shoplifting eyes Senate
A 2011 surveillance video shows a woman with a bag walking into a Neiman Marcus store and trying on clothes. She buys some items and returns others before being stopped outside the high-end department store by security workers.
The woman was then-state Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi, who pleaded no contest in the shoplifting case a few months later and was placed on three years’ probation.
Ah,so.Am democlat assemblywoman.Preeze to re-erect me.
Am not repubrican.Domo arregato.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/candidate-on-probation-for-shoplifting-eyes-senate/article/feed/2136086?custom_click=rss
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IRS Bans Employers From Moving Workers To Obamacare Exchanges
All capitalists must feel the pain of my decrees…..King Barry The Infallible
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Harry Reid’s Desperate Money Pitch: Democrats In ‘Deep Trouble’
In a breathless fundraising email pitch with a subject line “deep trouble” obtained by Newsmax, Reid says: “The polls say it better than I ever could: We need you to make a contribution BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.”
He backs up his worry with new polls that show Republican candidates are neck and neck with their Democratic challengers in four key Senate races
As my Granny would say:’I wouldn’t piss down his throat if his heart was on fire.’
in all honesty,I might go at least that far.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/reid-desperate-democrats-senate/2014/05/23/id/573103#ixzz32wfqgYqf
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The New Obama Narrative: Epic Incompetence
“We’ve learned the hard way that Mr. Obama’s skill sets are far more oriented toward community organizing than they are to governing. On every front, he is overmatched by events. It’s painful to watch a man who is so obviously in over his head.”
The last eight months have battered the Obama administration. From the botched rollout of the health-care website to the VA scandal, events are now cementing certain impressions about Mr. Obama. Among the most damaging is this: He is unusually, even epically, incompetent. That is not news to some of us, but it seems to be a conclusion more and more people are drawing.
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-new-obama-narrative-epic.html#.U4TmVyxOUdU
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White students fed up with black professor’s racial screeds, lawsuits fly
The trouble began in English professor Shannon Gibney’s Introduction to Mass Communications class at Minneapolis Community and Technical College. Though the class ostensibly has little to do with race, Gibney considers herself an activist on racial issues, and frequently invokes white privilege and oppression during class time, according to her students. (She has previously taught classes on race and gender.)
Gibney invited them to file a racial harassment complaint with the college if they were so offended.
So they did.
Last week, the college reprimanded Gibney and accused of her creating a hostile work environment for white students
http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/04/white-students-fed-up-with-black-professors-racial-screeds-lawsuits-fly/#ixzz32wjki19F
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The Eloi wanted to live in harmony, without discomfort or fear. So, in HG Well’s Time Machine, they did…until they were eaten by the Morlocks.
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I love Bill Whittle – almost as much as I love Pete and Chrissy!
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TOTALLY blushing to be put in same sentence with the likes of Bill Whittle!
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Bill always hits the nail squarely on the head.
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Great ones today, Pete! Thanks!
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Love the graduation photo! You only get a few years to do wild stuff with hair and makeup before you have to be a grown up. Bonus: In 20 years, she’ll really get a kick out of these photos.
Otherwise, the news isn’t so great, is it? Thanks for wading through it all for us.
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… or join the military. My wild hair princess had to have her zebra stripes dyed to match before boot camp. In architect-speak, it was a “Patch to Match” job. LOL
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Finally – my son is engaged! And we love the gal!!!!
The wedding is in less than 6 months, in another town. I didn’t think the mother of the groom had much to do, but I was wrong.
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Congratulations!
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Thanks! He is almost 31 – will be by the time he marries, so he waited for just the right gal. We love her and her family, too.
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Dearest turned 30 on our honeymoon and has often admitted, if I hadn’t asked him, he’d have waited a couple years before getting up the nerve. LOL
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My husband was 31 when we got married. It was 37 years ago today, in fact. 🙂
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Happy Anniversary!
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“Only in his own twisted mind do any world leaders have an ounce of respect for this no-talent clown.” Booyah! Preach it, Pete!!
Love the graphics. Stealing the graphics. 🙂
FYI: I zip down here to comment on the pre-comment part, then dawdle my way through the comment linkies during my day.
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PUTER VIRUS ALERT: A viral video supposedly showing a roller coaster accident at Universal Orlando has been circulating social media, but the video is actually MALWARE. This was reported in the Orlando Sentinel.
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