Well,demanded by one,anyway. It would be a pity if Mindful is the only one who stops by. There are a lot of non-political things I rounded up just for a break from the beheadings and spreading epidemics.
Well,demanded by one,anyway. It would be a pity if Mindful is the only one who stops by. There are a lot of non-political things I rounded up just for a break from the beheadings and spreading epidemics.
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Officials nab Canadian man trying to cross border with 51 turtles in his pants

Using information gained from an anonymous tip, U.S. authorities detained a man this summer after noticing ‘irregularly shaped bulges’ in his sweatpants. But this wasn’t the Underwear Bomber 2.0. Instead, a Canadian man had taped 51 live turtles to his legs and groin and was attempting to smuggle them across the border, The Guardian reported.
http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/09/26/officials-nab-canadian-man-trying-cross-border-51-turtles-pants/#BUOu8lfKc4E8TD8P.99
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Oh, dear. That is not a pretty picture!
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Sexy stilettos that are ACTUALLY comfortable? Orthopedic surgeon and architect duo invents heels with built in ‘wings’ that hug arches

The collection is priced between $350 and $1995
Former orthopedic surgeon Dr Taryn Rose created the shoes in partnership with architect Enrico Cuini
Two things that fascinate men about a woman in heels.
Why would you wear these things in the first place
And why would you pay that kind of money for them?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2778369/Sexy-stilettos-ACTUALLY-comfortable-Orthopedic-surgeon-invents-heels-built-wings-hug-arches-flutter-walk.html#ixzz3FCIHgSCp
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Those are the same 2 things that confuse me, too. With all the gals walking around in those death traps, I’m surprised you don’t see more on crutches!
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I caught a little grief a long time ago here by making the comment I enjoyed watching Kimberley Guilfoyle on The Five because she always sat at the end of the table in Gutfeld’s designated ‘leg chair.’She always wears mules with 4″ heels.
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Well, Kimberly is a gorgeous woman, and she’d look good wearing lumberjack boots, so how could anybody blame you for enjoying that? I admit that high heels have a sexy look, but I’m just not a fan. They seem too ridiculous to be attractive in my book. I’m sure that the first person to try and wear them was probably laughed at, and maybe that shouldn’t have changed, you know? Personally, I think the ladies look plenty sexy just wearing slippers or moccasins or sandals or any other flat shoes. But that’s just me.
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When you really love a woman she doesn’t need to accessorize.I think sometimes they do it for their own self-esteem or to make other women jealous.Man will never understand a womans psyche.I think God intended it that way.
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Amen to that.
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Me and the Mrs. are amazed at how many people wear flip flops… especially in NYC. Forgetting the filth factor for a moment… can you think of worse self-preservation footwear? Lots of orthopedic walking casts/boots as well. I have no doubt there’s a strong connection.
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oh,I don’t know,Barn;I’ve seen a lot of large women move rather quickly in them going through the local WalMart.
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Women of size with feet resembling a canned ham with digits seem to skip the walking boot and go directly to the rascal electric cart.
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I don’t care who designed the things – no way are they comfortable.
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Deputy reunites mother, son on the phone after 20 years apart
Monday may have been Calhoun County Deputy John Scheetz’s birthday, but he was the one who gave a special gift to someone else.
The deputy was called out to Four Mile Creek Park Monday morning after a work crew doing maintenance at the site found someone sleeping on a picnic table.
The 56-year-old man, whose name was Michael, arrived in Florida earlier this year with some other homeless people to escape the cold. At one point, he was staying in a homeless shelter in Panama City, and since that time, wound up in Calhoun County, where he had been getting some help from the folks at Hillcrest Baptist Church.
He told the deputy he was staying at the park while waiting on a check to arrive that had been forwarded to him in care of the church.
The two men talked for a few minutes. Then the deputy asked about Michael’s family.
Michael, who is from Colorado, told him he hadn’t seen his family in 20 years and didn’t even know if his mother was still living. He explained that he understood she had moved some years ago but wasn’t sure about the name of the town.
Even if he had known where she lived, he said he didn’t have a cell phone to contact her and didn’t know how to use a computer to attempt to search for her.
“What’s her name?” Scheetz asked. Once he got her full name, he contacted directory assistance and asked for any listings under her name. He found one in Colorado Springs.
He called the number and when it began ringing, he handed the phone over to Michael.
After a moment, he heard Michael ask, “Mom?” Then there were tears.
The two talked and made plans to reunite. Michael said that as soon as his check arrived, he would get a bus ticket and head out to see her.
Before the call ended, Michael handed the phone back to the deputy so that his 85-year-old mother could thank him.
“I’ve been praying for years that one day he would pick up the phone and call me or show up on my doorstep,” she told Scheetz. “I knew this day would come.”
“When I broke the news to her that he was homeless, she began crying,” the deputy said. She said she told Michael, “You could have always come home.”
Now he will.
Amid the thanks from the long-estranged pair, Michael told the deputy, “This is the best day of my life.”
It was a pretty good one for John Scheetz, too.
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Gremlin “Shakes It Off” In Tail-Wagging Parody
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A question for schools: Which sports teams should transgender students play on?

It had been a relatively quiet policy debate until the full-page ad appeared in the local newspaper. “A male wants to shower beside your 14-year-old daughter,” it said. “Are you OK with that?”
The ad, placed by a socially conservative group in Minnesota, was meant to snap attention to a proposal to allow transgender students to play on teams based on their preferred gender rather than the sex assigned to them at birth.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-question-for-schools-which-sports-teams-should-transgender-students-play-on/2014/10/02/d3f33b06-49c7-11e4-b72e-d60a9229cc10_story.html
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When Her Daughter Won’t Admit to Ditching School, Mom Pulls Off Embarrassing Viral Stunt That Finally Changes Her Ways
Jeannie Crutchfield said the bold measure to straighten out her truant teenage daughter was “kinda just spur of moment.” But once she got the idea in her head and debated carrying it out, it didn’t take her long to decide.
“I’m just gonna do it,” she told KTWO-TV in Casper, Wyoming.
What Crutchfield did — after her daughter Ricki Durant wouldn’t admit she’d been cutting classes — was head to classes herself.
But that’s not all: Mom recorded video of herself following daughter all over school, lecturing and pestering 14-year-old Ricki second by second as her stunned classmates watch.
“What’s wrong, Ri? You don’t want everybody to know why I’m here?” Mom asked, later adding: “You thought it was cute to ditch with your friends; now let’s see how cute you think it is to hang out with Mom in class…shall we?”


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/10/02/when-her-daughter-wont-admit-to-ditching-school-mom-pulls-off-embarrassing-viral-stunt-that-finally-changes-her-ways/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnmWxmueCoM
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Well – that Mom means business.
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I stopped by, Pistol, and I always appreciate your efforts!
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Man Who Raised $55K for Potato Salad on Kickstarter Throws Party

An Ohio man who raised $55,000 in a joking crowdfunding appeal to pay for his first attempt at making potato salad threw a huge public party Saturday that promised “peace, love and potato salad.”
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Potato-Salad-Kickstarter-PotatoStock-2014-Zack-Brown-277407461.html
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Sheriff: Hurley woman caught burglarizing cars said she was was looking for members of ISIS

JACKSON COUNTY — Sheriff’s officials said a woman caught burglarizing students’ cars at East Central High School claimed she was looking for members of ISIS, the world’s deadliest terrorist group.
I dunno…sounds reasonable to me.
http://www.sunherald.com/2014/10/03/5835544_sheriff-hurley-woman-caught-burglarizing.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNSpsq13Jw
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Well at least they’re showing some guts! Cops at NYPD community department are so overweight they’ve been forced to contribute to cost of a GYM

Inspector Ellen Chang ordered overweight officers to stump up $30 each
Money will be used to kit out East 12th Street headquarters with gym gear
Not all officers are happy with new program, with one labeling it ‘bulls**t’
Inspector Chang insists no one was forced to pay and program ‘going well’
It seems all the police reality shows I watch invariably have a pot-bellied white cop trying to catch a skinny black teenager who runs like a cheetah.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2774702/Well-showing-guts-Cops-NYPD-community-department-overweight-ve-forced-contribute-cost-GYM.html#ixzz3FCYAjJAr
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Bethenny Frankel Reprimanded in Court for Wearing Daughter’s PJs

The former star of The Real Housewives of New York City, 43, was reprimanded in court Thursday for something she did to be funny: posting a photo of herself to Instagram wearing 4-year-old daughter Bryn’s Hello Kitty pajamas.
I never heard of this broad.Apparently DW knows who she is.
https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/bethenny-frankel-reprimanded-in-court-for-wearing-daughter-s-pjs-182709426.html
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I guess I would have to know more about this to have an opinion, but I don’t think it is really up my alley. I’m with you, Pete. I have no clue who this woman is. I don’t really see why the judge cared that she was making a fool of herself.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaIgyVqUGIE
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Look Who Turns 60 Today….
Happy Birthday Reverend Al

We at times don’t have the slightest idea what you’re saying,
and most of the time think you don’t know either
But because of you’re valiant defense of the President with the gusto of a used car salesman and teleprompter skills second to none, America is willing to overlook your comments on Jews, Homos, Mormons, Crackers and Tawana Brawley, denial of acting as government rat informant and of tax evasions charges, as tens-of-hundreds of loyal viewers watch you nightly on MSNBC as your mouth frequently outruns it’s supply lines and you march gallantly off a cliff into broadcast history.
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How many times a day are YOUR breasts stared at? Hidden ‘bra cam’ demonstrates just how often men – and women – steal sneaky glances
Contrary to what some men might imagine, it is blindingly obvious to a woman when her breasts are being stared at.
But what about the less overt, split-second glances our bosoms attract on a day-to-day basis? Nestlé attached a hidden camera to the bra of a female volunteer in London to find out, and somewhat predictably, discovered that it happens constantly.
Some men had clearly mastered the art of subtlety better than others, and women were just as likely to sneak a peek at the volunteer’s breasts as their male counterparts; resulting in 36 recorded glances in one day.
The best part about being an avowed chauvenist pig is that I can post things about breats,bras,penis” and backsides without embarrassment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2773957/How-times-day-YOUR-breasts-stared-Hidden-bra-cam-demonstrates-just-men-women-steal-sneaky-glances.html#ixzz3FChjDJQn
WOMEN HAVE NO INTEREST,BUT I’LL BET SOME GUY WILL CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP11eboKV2g
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Motivated Cops Chase Down Oregon Man Who Stole Pastry-Packed Donut Land Delivery Van
After leading police on a two-mile chase, an Oregon man who stole a delivery van packed with doughnuts pulled the vehicle over and placed his hands out the window as a pastry fell from his grip, according to cops.
Investigators allege that Peter Leon Johansen, 34, got into the unlocked vehicle and drove off. But soon after the van was boosted, a cop spotted the vehicle and gave chase.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donuts/cops-collar-doughnut-thief-786451
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Belgian teen drops 37,000 Euros on free-to-play game

That concept was lost on a 15-year-old teenager in Belgium, however, who coughed up a jaw-dropping 37,000 Euros – that’s over $46,000 – on in-app purchases for the popular strategy game, Game of War: Fire Age.
Of course, it wasn’t his money to spend.
https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/belgian-teen-drops-37-000-euros-on-free-to-play-game-191409405.html
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This skank is 100% safe from Muslims.They don’t like pigs.
Jimmy Kimmel Goes Through Sarah Silverman’s Purse
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Well,there it is.Hopefully my Beloved bears will do better tomorrow.See y’all Monday.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DpwaTcsbc
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Now,thats funny.
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This isn’t silly, but it is really fun!
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