Its getting hard to find anything these days not related to diseases or politics. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. I’m doing the best I can to come up with things that inform,entertain and don’t waste your time.
FIRST OFF,EARL OF TAINT POSTED A GRAPHIC TODAY GIVING INSPIRATIONAL KUDOS TO OUR OWN GRUNT OF MONTE CRISTO:
WHAT A TALENT!!!
THIS IS FOR YOU,GRUNT!!!
I’D RATHER DROWN IN MY OWN VOMIT
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE THIS TRAIN WRECK LOOK HUMAN?
MY APOLOGIES IF THE PRECEDING GRAPHIC CAUSED YOU ANY MENTAL TRAUMA
polination.blog 
Mental trauma? I’m thinking mental shut-down and head implosion! 😀 Just that last one of “Lady M” is enough to cause some non-Ebola hemorrhage. But LOVE the expressions on the little girls’ faces when Barry gives them an IOU! 🙂
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Rick Scott Refuses To Appear On Debate Stage Because Charlie Crist Has An Illegal Electronic Fan
Florida Republican Governor Rick Scott temporarily refused to debate Democrat Charlie Crist Wednesday night after accusing Crist of using an illegal electronic fan under his podium.
As you can see, the two candidates who have been invited to speak at this debate right now are not stepping up on the stage,” said the moderator. “Ladies and gentlemen we have an extremely peculiar situation right now.”
Rick Scott is “also in the building” but “will not be participating in this debate.”
Scott cited a rule that “there should be no fan,” according to the moderator.
Scott eventually appeared on stage, after he was booed in absentia by the crowd. Scott failed to adequately explain away the controversy.
The debate rule appears to have been a prohibition against electronic devices, like the kind used for cheating, and there was no specific “no fan” rule.
I can’t stand it.
Yes,having fans was against the rules,but since when did democrats ever concern themselves with rules?The way scott handled it made him look petty and juvenile.He was leading the polling ,but this may cost him as the media will now hammer him mercilessly as they always do to republicans.
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I haven’t seen these vids. Comments on Ace this morning were generally negative on Scott’s handling of it, although one commenter jibed that he thought it was a good strategy to rattle his opponent and “it worked.”
I thought this one was good:
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BREAKING: Obama to Send National Guard to Liberia to Fight Ebola
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President Barack Obama is expected to issue an executive order Thursday paving the way for the deployment of National Guard forces to Liberia to help contain the Ebola outbreak there, sources told NBC News.
The sources said that eight engineers and logistical specialists from the Guard, both active-duty and reservists, would probably be included in the first deployment. They are expected to help build 17 Ebola treatment centers, with 100 beds apiece. The sources said that no decision had been made.
Apparently he’s not satisfied he’s put enough servicemen at risk yet.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/breaking-obama-to-send-national-guard-to-liberia-to-fight-ebola/
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This is so wrong.
If our military is preoccupied fighting Ebola, how ever will they be able to find time to fulfill their mission to end Anthropogenic Global Climate Disruption?
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Maybe he’ll have them planting trees in the Sahara in their spare time? 😉
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Grunt: “Maybe he’ll have them planting trees in the Sahara in their spare time?”
(quickly checks Google Maps to make sure I know what I’m talking about.)
Planting trees in the Sahara might actually be prefereable. At least it’s away from the West Coast. (But, I suppose, more in the heart of Jihadistan.)
The US Military – the world’s mightiest gardeners and babysitters.
NO! STOP! MAKE THEM STOP! LORD MAKE THEM STOP!
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Heh! It would definitely be preferable for our troops. Out of harms way, drinking lots of Tunisian bottled water and planting a few palm trees and watching them shrivel in the sun while listening to their iPods. It would be no different than the usual make-work stuff back at the FOB in Georgia or Mississippi; just less humidity!
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STUDENTS AT WOMEN’S COLLEGE REJECT TRANSGENDER STUDENT GOVT CANDIDATE FOR BEING A ‘WHITE MALE’
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The complicated world of gender re-assignment and racism has bitten the politically correct campus at the all female Wellesley College, as a student born female but choosing to become a man has been denied a spot in student government for being a “white male.”
how do you spell hypocrisy?
L-I-B-E-R-A-L-S
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/15/Women-s-College-Students-Reject-Transgender-Student-Govt-Candidate-for-Being-a-White-Male
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Obama confident the US won’t see “serious outbreak” of Ebola
Call me a skeptic,but Obola’s assurances don’t make me feel the least bit better
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2014/10/obama-confident-the-us-wont-see-serious-outbreak-of-ebola.html/
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Black Voters in Ferguson Turn Against the Democratic Party
It’s been two months since Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson, and while protests continue, some in the African American community are now channeling their anger into political action—and not for the usual party.
“Just because they’ve got the D next to their name, that don’t mean nothing,” Darren Seals told the Washington Post. “The world is watching us right now. It’s time to send a message of our power.”
Horseshit.The democrats know these people are so entrenched on the plantation that when the time comes they’ll all vote democrat as many times as they can.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2014/10/15/black-voters-in-ferguson-turn-against-the-democratic-party-n1905771
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Abbott Wins in a Walk — great work! Hope this gets wide distribution.
Um, but, the Pelosi / sex doll poster? Really didn’t need that. Did. Not.
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Enough to turn a healthy horse sick,isn’t it?
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It was . . . disturbing. . . and that says a lot, coming from me. . . 😉
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*snork!* I’m a no-rules kinda guy, but I could definitely see slapping Pete with a $5 fine, payable in beer or whatever, every time he posts a pic of a sex doll. That’ll teach him. 😉 We could have a penalty jar! The tally would look like this:
POLINATION PENALTY TALLY: (for cussin’, bad jokes, pics of anything silicone, including Nancy Pelosi’s face or Hillary’s butt)
Chrissy: $12
Ting: $104 (still working off that Harlequin TSA joke from 2009)
Pete: $61,500 (mostly for disturbing pics of Hillary)
Bob: $47 (mostly for inappropriate music and insulting Grunt)
Rose: $0
Mindful: $1
Frankly: $7
Hoot: $5
Dee: $0
Violet(#2): $1
Auntie: $0
Zilla: $25
DeniseVB: $0
Garnette: $0
Mrs. Compton: $0
Library Countess: $0
Integrity1st: $0
TNwahm: $0
Grunt: $12,345
ZMalfoy: $0
Freedom1781: $0
Notamolly: $4
Rightmindedmoms: $2
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You’re a disturbingly twisted man,Mr. Grunt.
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And yet, you haven’t kicked me out yet. What kinda low-life blog you running here? I’m not sure I want to be a member of any place stupid enough to have me as a member. 😀
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Wasn’t it W.C. Fields who said:I don’t want to be part of any club that would have me as a member?
Born William Claude Dukenfeld,his on-screen character drank heavily and hated kids.He was and he did.
He was also a comedic genius.
From 1932
This scene was censored for being too racy:
No,I didn’t google this.I’ve always admired comics who have their own style.
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You gotta give the actress credit for that scene. It takes skill to do that kind of physical humor.
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Grunt: “You gotta give the actress credit for that scene. It takes skill to do that kind of physical humor.”
I believe that patient is “Miss Peppitone,” played by Dorothy Granger. (iMDB bio)
“A Texas beauty contest winner, at the age of thirteen, Dorothy’s career ran from a long-running two-reeler series, as the wife of Leon Errol for RKO to the long-running television series Death Valley Days with Ronald Reagan….”
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Wow. I didn’t know. Thanks, Mindful!
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Well, I believe I was wrong. There were two patients in The Dentist. When WC leaves, then returns, he asks the assistance, “Are there any patients?” Assistant replies, “Miss Mason.” I had mistakenly presumed the assistant referred to another, unseen patient, but watching it again, I got the joke. WC has completely forgotten that Miss Mason is in the chair.
So, that writhing actress would actually be Elise Cavanna, who was only in three films, all with WC. Still, she was great in this physical comedy, akin to Zazu Pitts.
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Good to know! Elise was a very tall actress, apparently. Sometimes, she was credited simply as “tall woman.” And she was in a short titled: “Big Dame Hunting.”
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Correcting my correction. (In danger of infinite regression here.) I said Elise Cavanna “was only in three films, all with WC. Those were the only ones mentioned in her bio, and I failed to scroll down to her filmography, which was hearty. Thanks, Grunt, for tipping me off to my error.
That dentist scene keeps making me chuckle; great comics go great with their deadpan foils, like Margaret Dumont with Groucho.
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Ah, but we love you both!
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(blush!)
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“Mindful: $1”
Wait… is that just a general tax or for some bad joke in particular, and if the latter, which one? For the record. And do we get offset dollars for likes and dislikes? I feel so judged! We need to see the rules! 🙂
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Actually, you haven’t had any particular fee or tax assessed. You’re pretty well-behaved. The $1 is just for engaging Pete and me in conversation. Our thousands of dollars in fees rubbed off on you just a little. Sorry about that. 😉
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That was chuckleworthy!
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Do I need to put a Penalty Jar in the sidebar and link it to our PayPal account? Oh, wait, we don’t have a PayPal account.
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Thank goodness! 🙂
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I might add a Penalty Jar anyway, just to confuse people.
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Oh good! It could be like when libtards buy carbon offsets so they can use their private jets. Whenever I really NEED to use a bad word, I can pay the jar. 🙂
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Jon Stewart vs Bill O’Reilly On White Privilege 10/15/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiEHhVeDxNs
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Democrat Blues: Seeing Red Everywhere……
Republicans have single-party control in 23 states:
And More to Come
Midterm elections present problems for Democrats. The party’s most loyal voting blocs—young voters and minorities, in particular—tend to vote at lower rates than in presidential years. This year, President Barack Obama’s falling approval rating could drag down Democratic candidates for state legislative seats. And thanks to the GOP’s widespread success in 2010, Republicans were able to redraw many states’ legislative maps after that year’s census, gerrymandering themselves into solid and consistent majorities.
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/10/democrat-blues-seeing-red-everywhere.html#.VEALtoYo4dU
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Dunno about gerrymandering where I live. My district changed to put me in with people who are a lot more like me than I was with before. I finally have a rep in DC who LISTENS and gets out there and meets people.
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Liberal Judge Tosses Out Texas Voter ID Law…Appeals Court Says…
U.S. District Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos in Corpus Christi, determined that Texas’ Voter ID law was unconstitutional and similar to a poll tax designed to dissuade minorities from voting, in spite of the fact that any Texas citizen could obtain a state issued ID for just $3.
New Orleans-based 5th Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday reinstated the law for the November election. The 5th Circuit did not rule on the merits of the law; instead, it determined it’s too late to change the rules for the upcoming election. Early voting starts Oct. 20.
Another unbiased practioner of jurisprudence brought to you by Crime Boss Barry “flaccid penis” Obama and his underboss Harry “the Toad” Reid
http://liberallogic101.com/?p=16960
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Mark Pryor Insider Says He’s Lying About His Marriage Equality Stance
James O’Keefe brings you video of Arkansas senator Mark Pryor,the lying skunk.
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And I have to say, Pete, every time I read “that warm feeling you have,” rather than love or ebola, I think of the old trick of putting a sleeping person’s hand in warm water… 🙄
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I did that once to our counselor at church camp years ago.He was not amused.
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Houston Mayor Backs Off From Subpoenas to Pastors
MILITANT CARPET MUNCHER ANNISE PARKER
“It’s not about what did you preach on last Sunday,” she said. “It should have been clarified, it will be clarified.” City Attorney David Feldman had an odd admission of his own: that he had not reviewed the subpoenas before they were issued. “When I looked at it I felt it was overly broad, I would not have worded it that way myself,” said Feldman. “It’s unfortunate that it has been construed as some effort to infringe upon religious liberty.”
Make no mistake…she’s not backing off harassing white Christians,she just thinks she needs to “narrow the scope” of the subpoenas.
Do you think for a second they would ask a black church for the text of their sermons?Seriously.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/10/15/BREAKING-Houston-Mayor-Backs-Off-From-Subpoenas-to-Pastors
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Saw this somewhere: “Pastors should apologetically explain to city of Houston that their hard drives all crashed and they can’t access their sermons.”
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This is exactly how things went down in Ithaca some years ago. The Lefties running the town created a ridiculous noise ordinance to use as a political whip to control public speech.
They only person they arrested was a minister sharing the Bible’s teaching about homosexuality on the Commons. The city spent something like $100,000 fighting and LOST when noise experts demonstrated that cell phones and leather shoes hitting pavement violated the ordinance.
Fast forward a few months and another minister gets arrested in the same place for doing the same thing. But this time he has a copy of the court’s decision. So what, say the cops, and haul him off. Thousands more Ithaca tax payer dollars later and the case is dropped. Then the mayor actually SAYS OUT LOUD that it was all a big MISUNDERSTANDING. “We never meant to deprive anyone of their 1st amendment rights.”
Oh yes you totally did too.
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Hold Your Nose to Vote But For Goodness Sake, Don’t Stay Home
There are way too many conservatives expressing dissatisfaction with the GOP candidates running next month and in the possible lineup in 2016. They say before they vote for a RINO, they’d rather stay home.
There was a time when I would have admired their principled position but not this year. It is vitally important that the Republicans take over the Senate because the sad fact is that President Obama would never have been able to wreak havoc on this country without the hundreds of Democrat minions in Congress.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1014/colon101614.php3#R3uEwDeV6UdSETcy.99
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Catholic teaching says that when only bad choices are possible, the most moral choice is the least bad one.
Since refusing to choose is in itself a choice, people cannot claim the high moral ground by boycotting the polls.
Because Catholics are sometimes faced with elections where all the candidates are tolerant of abortion, the Church issued a teaching that the most moral choice was to vote for the least pro-abortion person. In other words, refusing to vote is the greatest evil.
That being said, I did refuse to fill in one circle on my absentee ballot this week because it was for the D candidate who was running unopposed. To me, this seemed the least of the evils.
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CDC Blew Record Budget on Playground Injuries and ‘Social Norming’
As Michelle Malkin reported, the CDC 2014 budget is now nearly 200 percent larger than it was during the Bush years.
At $7 billion, the Centers for Disease Control 2014 budget is nearly 200 percent bigger now than it was in 2000. Those evil, stingy Republicansactually approved CDC funding increases in January larger than what President Obama requested.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/cdc-blew-record-budget-on-playground-injuries-and-social-norming/
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So, I guess they blew through all that funding before they spent any on Promoting Positive Community Norms in Ferguson, MO?
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speaking of which:
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ST. LOUIS WALMARTS PULL AMMUNITION FROM SHELVES FOLLOWING MONDAY’S MIKE BROWN PROTESTS
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I can’t paste any text because Chrome is being bitchy.
(I know,anothet five bucks.)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/st-louis-walmarts-pull-ammo-from-shelves-following-mondays-mike-brown-protests-video/
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Barack Obama: I Hugged and Kissed Ebola Nurses (Video)
“I want to use myself as an example just so people have sense of the science here. I shook hands with, hugged and kissed, not the doctors, but a couple of the nurses at Emory because of the valiant work that they did in treating one of the patients.”
NO WORD FROM THE PRESS CORPSE WHETHER OR NOT HE GAVE THEM ANY TONGUE.
OK,I know it was tasteless….what do you want from me?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/barack-obama-i-kissed-and-hugged-an-ebola-nurse-video/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LMSsFbpUE
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IDK, I thought the question was appropriate. No penalty assessed. 😀
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From what I understand, we have to wait 3 weeks to know if he’s contracted the virus, by which time he’ll have spread it all over the place.
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Top House Dem to Party Allies: Help Our Campaigns
It is frustrating that the cavalry that has always been there doesn’t seem to be there,” Rep. Steve Israel, D-N.Y., told reporters. “My point is that we still have 20 days, and that’s an eternity for outside groups to mount up the cavalry and get them to the hill.”
Though he named no specific groups, Israel’s remarks were a rare public rebuke by a leader of his party’s own supporters. They also seemed designed to prod Democrats’ environmental, women’s rights, labor and other liberal backers to step up their activity in time for the Nov. 4 voting.
A spokeswoman for the National Republican Congressional Committee contested Israel’s comments.
“Democrats aren’t losing because of outside groups,” said Andrea Bozek. She added, “They’re losing because their policies are not popular.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/top-dem-house-candidates-26214703
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJNp_h8heX8
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