Seen all the depessing crap I need to see for a day. Time to settle back and do some fun stuff.
I don’t know why I thought of this song,it took a while,even in 1983 for me to figure out they’re talking about self-manipulation, IYKWIM.
SWEETIE,I WOULDN’T LOSE TOO MUCH SLEEP OVER ABORTION,WERE I YOU
AN OBAMA VOTER CHECKS HER HAND/EYE COORDINATION
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Miracle On 34th Street comes alive as Macy’s unveils its holiday windows with just over a month to go before Christmas
MORE STUNNING PHOTOS OF SEASONAL MAGIC
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2843641/Miracle-34th-Street-comes-alive-Macy-s-unveils-holiday-windows-just-month-Christmas.html#ixzz3Jjg7kdgm
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‘Christian, Homeless’ Man Posts Heartbreaking Ad Seeking the One Thing Money Can’t Buy on Thanksgiving
The Facebook ad reads:
Wanted:
A family to share thanksgiving with
Large 54 y.o. Christian, homeless male is looking for a person, family or couple to share Thanksgiving day with. I consider myself as someone who is easy to get along with. I am very grateful to God for everything he has blessed me with. I love to sing praises to God. I was very very alone last Thanksgiving and would not like to go through that this Thanksgiving. I currently have no transportation, so unfortunately this will need to be provided (sorry).
PLEASE, if you have room in [your] home and in your heart to share your Thanksgiving, I not only be thankful, but would also consider myself blessed to spend this time with you.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/19/christian-homeless-man-posts-heartbreaking-ad-seeking-the-one-thing-money-cant-buy-on-thanksgiving/
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A follow-up from last night’s broadcast:
A Thanksgiving wish come true: Family takes in homeless man for holiday dinner
http://wtkr.com/2014/11/20/a-thanksgiving-wish-come-true-family-takes-in-homeless-man-for-holiday-dinner/
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Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass” Parody “All About That Baste”
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I’ve now heard the Mixify ad twice and visited the website.
It’s an initiative sponsored by Pepsi, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper and the American Beverage Association that uses Toya Turner (a Michelle Obama voice-alike narrator) and graphics strongly reminiscent of her Let’s Move and the USDA “Choose My Plate” imagery.
IOW, they’re trying to sell empty calories with a subliminal reference to healthy eating.
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Student Reportedly Had Sex With A Sheep Because Of Exam-Related Stress
Reckon a bad excuse is better than none at all
In what is being referred to on campus as the “sheep incident,” a computer engineering student allegedly had sexual intercourse with a school-owned sheep and is now facing sexual assault charges towards an animal.
reports are he was taken to a mental institution singing:’I love ewe!’
(OK,bad pun.Sue me)
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/student-reportedly-had-sex-sheep-because-exam-related-stress
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More students sarcastically say ‘#THANKS Michelle Obama’ and post photos of their ‘healthy’ but unappetizing school meals
Students in Wisconsin have taken to social media to blast Michelle Obama for their Thanksgiving themed lunches that feature a brown mystery mush
‘Had a very #healthylunch today. The apple definitely made up for the ‘mystery mush’ #ThanksMichelleObama,’ wrote a student on Twitter
The new lunch complies with food regulations championed by First Lady Michelle Obama and implemented by the USDA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2843534/More-students-sarcastically-say-THANKS-Michelle-Obama-post-photos-healthy-school-meals.html#ixzz3JjlabqZg
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Feds Buying 100,000 Pairs of Underwear & Sports Bras For Illegal Aliens
The Obama Department of Homeland Security is purchasing 100,000 pairs of underwear and sports bras for illegal aliens.
AND THATS JUST FOR THE TRANSGENDERS!
Infowars reported:
The Department of Homeland Security, which has been stripping Border Patrol agents of their rifles without replacement, is buying nearly 100,000 pairs of underwear, including sport bras, for illegals.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/feds-buying-100000-pairs-of-underwear-sports-bras-for-illegal-aliens/
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This “holiday” was this past Wednesday. Take that, feminazis!
8 Reasons to celebrate men on International Men’s Day
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/11/8-reasons-to-celebrate-men-on-international-mens-day/
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It’s really a sissy-boy holiday, but the graphics on Legal Insurrection are hilarious.
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I totally missed it! Ahhhhh! I love the LI take on it, though. That was pretty funny.
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Saudi husband tells his bride he wants a divorce during their wedding after seeing her face for the first time when the photographer asked them to pose for pictures
The wedding was taking place in the Western Saudi town of Medinah
Neither bride nor groom had met face to face before the ceremony
So when she lifted her veil to smile for photo, groom recoiled in disgust
He said: ‘You are not the girl I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you’
Comes as another Saudi man divorces wife after she didn’t reply to his WhatsApp message
I THOUGHT ALL SAUDI MEN HAD TO DO TO DIVORCE THEIR WIVES WAS TO STONE THEM TO DEATH
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html#ixzz3JjpbVzjZ
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See how much trouble she was saved? She has no idea how lucky she is. Even stoning might be preferable.
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I went to the wedding, but all I got was an ugly dress and some dead flowers.
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Awesome Action Cam footage shows eagle flying over city of London
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PETA asks Obama daughters to help end ‘offensive turkey pardon’
In a letter Thursday to the president’s daughters, Sasha and Malia Obama, PETA suggested the family follow its “values” during the holidays, citing the struggle for civil rights.
“You come from a family whose members don’t hesitate to fight for those who have been oppressed by standing up for civil rights, women’s rights, and LGBT rights,” Rachelle Owen, a senior manager in the group’s youth division, wrote to the Obama daughters.
THESE ARE THE KIND OF NITWITS THAT ELECTED HIS ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/224872-peta-asks-obama-daughters-to-help-end-offensive-turkey-pardon
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Hey, when did Gorbechev start doing the turkey handling at White Hut?
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He’s the guy who cleans up the turkey crap….from both of them.
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PETA asks Obama daughters to help end ‘offensive turkey pardon’
End the pardon? So, wring its neck then? Turkey for dinner!
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Wild turkeys are extremely smart(and can fly).They are very difficult to hunt.Thses are domestic turkeys,bred to have larger breasts for market and are so stupid they’ve been known to look up at the rain and drown.
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Pete: “Wild turkeys… very difficult to hunt”
In a previous life, Milady and I were four-wheeling ‘way up in the mountains above Pecos, NM, weaving through the woods on a narrow road, when right across our windshield flew a huge wild turkey, wings and tail outstretched. My first thought (besides “WOW!”) was, yeah, I could see hungry hunters being glad to bag one of those babies!
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Pecos? I know that area. Santa Fe NF? Isn’t that where bicycle racer Bob Roll got lost after dark while training and almost froze to death?
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Lived in Santa Fe, tried to do a thing in the wilds above Pecos that didn’t work, but we spent some nice nights camping up there and exploring the mountaintops. Don’t know about that biker fellow, but it’s easy enough to get lost and freeze to death, if the wildlife and the “characters” don’t gitcha.
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Love that area. The whole state, really. It’s got its charm, even if it has lots of problems, besides, not the least of which is being a blue state. But all states do have problems these days.
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Methinks this turkey voted Democrat. It’s the only reason I can fathom for why Obama would pardon it for being white.
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Jay Leno ‘s FIRST CLASS Move For A Wounded Veteran
“America loves you. Thank you, buddy. Have a lot of fun.”
After taking Leberge on a joy ride in a 2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat, a car said to be the most powerful and fastest muscle car ever built (supercharged 6.2-liter HEMI-engine produces an unprecedented 707 horsepower and 650 lb.-ft, of torque), Leno handed the keys to the young man.
“That was awesome … I wouldn’t mind having one of these,” Leberge tells Leno after stepping out of the car.
“It’s yours,” Leno said handing Leberge the keys.
“America loves you. Thank you, buddy. Have a lot of fun. Don’t get any tickets.”
“I can’t promise that,” Leberge said with a smile.
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/jay-leno-s-first-class-move-wounded-veteran
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‘They were incredible’: Police take 86-year-old Colorado woman shopping and pay for her groceries after her purse is stolen
Julia Brecht was shopping at Target in Aurora, Colo., when an unidentified man snatched her purse then fled for the door before she could react
Praised officers Craig Hess and Robert Little arrived for calling her credit card companies and taking her shopping
Thief remains at large
I must confess posts like this are far easier on the nerves
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2826999/They-incredible-Police-86-year-old-Colorado-woman-shopping-pay-groceries-purse-stolen.html#ixzz3Jjx0jieI
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When they get to judgment, God will put them with the sheep.
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Media: Record Snow in Buffalo Is Probably More Global Warming
You KNEW this was coming
Slate reported:
In the aftermath of a massive lake-effect snowfall event in western New York state on Tuesday, it’s worth asking: Is climate change playing a role here? Because, I mean, come on. Seventy—seven zero—inches, people. And another huge round is forecast for Thursday, by the way. Buffalo deserves answers.
The short answer is: yes. Global warming is probably juicing lake-effect snows, and we’ve had the data to prove it for quite some time.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/media-record-snow-in-buffalo-is-probably-global-warming/
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Those Slate idiots sure have a sense of humor. Not much shame, though.
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Back in September 2008, environmentalist Robert Kennedy Jr. wrote an article raising the alarm about global warming and the resultant lack of winter weather in Washington, D.C.
http://www.newsmax.com/InsiderReport/RFK-Jr-Global-Warming/2010/02/14/id/349864/
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‘Don’t Tell ‘Em’ video: A comical twist on ‘Grubergate’
The clip of Nancy Pelosi in the last 5 seconds of the video are priceless.
Remy Munasifi, known simply as “Remy” is at it again, making satirical, political comments on YouTube, the most recent of which is a parody of the “Gruber scandal,” titled “Don’t Tell ‘Em.”
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/11/18/dont-tell-em-video-a-comical-twist-on-grubergate-159687
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Love this.
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Cops: 350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks
A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store
I wonder if those steaks went on sale when they recovered them from under his butt?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Walmart-motorized-scooter-steak-theft-573214
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He was just TENDERIZING them. I’m SURE he totally meant to pay for them at the check out!
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Yoiks! 😯
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Cost of putting Thanksgiving dinner on the table is expected to rise by 37 cents to $49.41
The price for putting Thanksgiving dinner on the table for 10 people is expected to rise slightly this year, clocking in at $49.41
Dairy for mashed potatoes and whipped cream collectively jumped 25 cents
Coffee, sugar and eggs, account for another 28 cents
Three pounds of sweet potatoes jumped 20 cents
For the first time in the 22 years we’ve been together,DW won’t be making dinner this year.SD is having the family to her house.Mamas bringing her killer corn casserole and I’m making mashed butternut squash with butter and brown sugar.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842025/Cost-Thanksgiving-going-not-much.html#ixzz3Jk3a10KK
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USPS Loses Human Remains
Barbara Kirkendall, 80, died earlier in November in Cleveland and her cremated remains were sent via Priority Express Mail on Friday to her husband, Norman Kirkendall, in Columbus, Postal Service spokesman David Van Allen said.
But the remains never showed up. The USPS spokesman David Van Allen said the Service was searching surrounding neighborhoods and a mail recovery center in Georgia
OOPS
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/usps-loses-human-remains
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Behold one of those rough,tough thugs who ain’t afraid of nothin’
This video has been pulled several times.Hope this makes it
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Green peppers and Mom needs a nap ROFLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!!!
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