The waiting room was empty when we got there, so she was called back in just a few minutes. In the 40 minutes or so I was waiting for her about 10 patients came in. All minorities and all with children. The most striking was a young Hispanic couple with three kids,including one in a car carrier,and she was about six months pregnant. While they and the baby went back they left the other two,both under five years old,unattended,playing and chattering in Spanish. Maybe they didn’t get the memo…they only need one kid for an anchor baby. Unless they found out the more kids you have the bigger your refund from the taxes you didn’t pay.

DW got a prescription for a medication that couldn’t be called in initially,it had to be presented in person. This was a true test of my devotion to my beloved child bride. Noon,on a Friday,the day after the EBT cards get their money put on them. We caught a tremendous break in that there was a car backing out of the last available handicapped parking spot and I caught another when I found an electric cart outside the Subway inside the store. Some old guy started cussing,but all’s fair in love and war…and this was war.(Kidding,I just found the cart). You can’t imagine what it’s like trying to maneuver an electric cart through the pharmacy when there are people clogging every aisle. As far as the eye could see,there were shopping carts heaped full of junk,the most popular item being the industrial-sized boxes of disposable diapers. Nearly everyone had them.

While we were waiting for them to fill her meds we had lunch. Then she went back to get her script and I went after a couple grocery items. While I waited for her,two older black ladies were standing near the entrance,one with a big O2 tank like I used to use. I offered her my cart,which she gratefully accepted. When we got to the parking lot there were 3…count ’em…3 cars with handicapped plaquards waiting for one car in the opposite aisle to pull out. DW tapped on the window of the old ladies’ car that was directly behind us that we were leaving right away,so she backed up and let us out. Those of you who are not handicapped have no idea how fierce the competition is,especially with the lucrative business of lawyers getting people on disability when they’re too young for social security and don’t qualify for unemployment.

It’s 2pm and we’re meeting D#1 and her hubby at our favorite Italian restaurant,but I got my machine fixed by remote yesterday and it’s working much better. He did some deep scans that took over 5 hours and removed a lot of infected files and it’s running much better. Plus I haven’t posted much in awhile.








Its gonna be a very long two years




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12 responses to “SO I TOOK MY WIFE TO THE DOCTOR

  1. Pistol Pete

    The legacy of Mario Cuomo’s 1984 ‘Tale of Two Cities’ speech

    Then the relatively little-known new governor of New York stepped to the podium. Mario Cuomo had the shoulders of the center fielder he once had been and a face like a catcher’s mitt.
    I remember seeing that speech.All the talking heads,Dan Blather in particular,had sticky underwear as they were moved to tears about how great this up-and-coming star was.the fact he betrayed everything his catholic heritage stood for.


  2. Pistol Pete

    McCain’s big purge

    The Arizona senator’s team has been ridding the state’s GOP apparatus of his tea party foes.
    He never fought as hard against Obama as he did against a talk radio host named JD Hayworth uring his last re-election.He’s using his money and power to make sure it won’t happen again.God,I hate this man.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Income Inequality? Obamas Dine At Restaurant That Charges $500,000 For ‘Charter Membership’ – Update: Their Dinner For Two Cost $1000

    “At Vintage Cave Honolulu, one can enjoy exceptional food and wine at the hands of gifted masters of the culinary arts. ‘Chef’s recommendation’ commands a gravitas guaranteed to satisfy the most discerning palate. Seasoned sommelier’s conduct the process of pairing wine and food with true finesse and style. Secure in the natural embrace of the cave-like environment, guests are encouraged to relax, ‘hit reset’ and escape the ordinary,” Vintage Cave’s description reads on its website.

    Life is good when you’re the king and the little people pay for everything.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Protesters present “Eviction Notice” to St Louis Police & get pepper sprayed in the process
    This is going to end up in a shooting war,I can just feel it.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid Beaten Up By Piece Of Exercise Equipment, Breaks Ribs Along With Bones In His Face..
    Whaddya know?God has a sense of humor!

    Dingy blames the Koch brothers for sabotaging the equipment in 3… 2… 1…


  6. Pistol Pete

    Lab-Grown Vaginas Implanted Successfully In 4 Teenagers

    Transgenders are cheering and raising their glasses everywhere.


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  8. Pistol Pete

    Suspects Shoot at Police After Murdering Elderly Couple & Burning Their Home to the Ground
    Miserable white trash must have had a nasty fall.Cops tend to take a dim view of people shooting at them.

    Jerome Faulkner, 73, and his wife Dora, 62, were taken from their home in Oak Hill, North Carolina at 7am on New Year’s Day by two men who also stole their SUV.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Target’s White Annie Facing Backlash From L’Sean Rinique Over Quvenzhane

    Woman sues Target,claims her l’il tax exemption was horrified a white girl was wearing an Annie dress.Guess they never realized Annie was white at one time.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Bush snubs right, won’t attend Rep. King’s immigration summit
    Bush has said that a candidate has to be willing to “lose the primary to win the general” — a signal that he doesn’t intend to pander to base voters or bend from his centrist positions on immigration and Common Core education standards in 2016, even if it costs him support with grassroots conservatives.


  11. Pistol Pete

    De Blasio reappoints judge who freed men who threatened cops

    Appointed by Nanny Blomberg,reappointed by Nanny DeBlasio.
    This worthless pile of shit is indicative of the caliber of jurists Reid rammed through as a last ‘fuck you’ on the way to the minority.
    The stunning decision came even as one of the suspects — a gang member charged with posting police death threats online — skipped a court date and had a warrant out for his arrest, sources said.

    Devon Coley was freed without bail by Johnson after making death threats against the NYPD on Facebook.