IT’S FRIDAY… LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS

The preceding quote was by Warren Oates as Sgt.Hulka in “Stripes.”
If you knew that, you’ve led a good life.

Thinking about today and reflecting on where we were and where we’re headed I just had to lighten things up a little.
RJ football tomorrow, RJ’s big sis playing fast pitch softball on Sunday.
There’s a chill in the air. Fall’s coming. Time to trek to the apple orchard for some apple donuts and cider. I enjoy the fall. It’s what comes just after I’m not too fond of.

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Must Add by CtH:  My dd told us recently that she and hubby were trying to clean up their language now that they have a very verbally precocious toddler copying everything they say. But it ain’t easy, what with all the years in the military where cussin’ is just part of the culture. One of my kids mentioned once that coming home was kind of hard, because words she uses every day at work aren’t allowed in my house. I smiled sweetly and told her my delicate princess ears appreciated her efforts on their behalf. Anyway, back to my toddler grandson, who recently hollered from his car seat, “What does that hole tuckus think he’s doing?!”

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    O’KEEFE STRIKES AGAIN: Undercover Video Purports to Show Hillary Campaign Violating Election Law

    YOUR POINT?
    OF COURSE THEY CHEAT…THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT
    THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WOULD ONLY INVESTIGATE IF IT WERE A REPUBLICAN
    An undercover video published Thursday by James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas purports to show Nevada-based Hillary Clinton campaign staffers and volunteers ignoring and knowingly violating Nevada’s voter registration laws. Moreover, the video appears to show that this conduct is being condoned and encouraged by a local attorney who works for the Clinton campaign.
    According to the video, when the attorney in question, identified as Christina Gupana, was told about this alleged lawbreaking, she advised the staffers to, “Do whatever you can. Whatever you can get away with, just do it, until you get kicked out like totally.”

    More than one staffer says that the campaign’s motto towards these laws is “Ask for forgiveness, not for permission.”

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/10/okeefe-strikes-again-undercover-video-purports-to-show-hillary-campaign-violating-election-law/

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    • “Ask for forgiveness, not for permission” just became every 16- to 25-year-old guy’s new motto.

      O’Keefe, Pam Geller, Ann Coulter … there are souls out there on our side who show us how much a single determined individual with a set of Big Brass Balls™ can do to change the direction of our Nation. The spirit of Breitbart lives on.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama planning to admit 10K Syrian refugees
    ALLAHU AKBAR!F*CK YOU!DEATH TO AMERICA!
    BUILD US MOSQUES!GIVE US FREE MONEY!FREE MEDIACAL!FREE FOOD!
    WE LIVE BY SHARIA! WE DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR ZIONIST LAWS!

    THIS ARTICLE IS FROM THE HILL.NOTICE THEY MADE IT A SHOT OF ALL POOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN.73% of these”refugees” are military age men!

    Obama’s move failed to satisfy some human-rights groups, which have called on the U.S. to take in anywhere from 65,000 to 100,000 Syrians by the end of next year.

    “This is not leadership, it is barely a token contribution given the size and scale of the global emergency,” said Eleanor Acer, an official with Human Rights First.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/253244-white-house-planning-to-admit-10k-syrian-refugees

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Baltimore judge denies request for a change of venue for the trials of six police officers charged in Freddie Gray’s death
    A Baltimore judge denied a request for a change of venue for the trials of six police officers charged in the death of Freddie Gray
    Their lawyers tried to argue that intense publicity made it impossible to hold a fair trial in the city
    Judge Barry Williams said ‘citizens of Baltimore are not monolithic’ before denying their request
    Gray’s family reached a $6.4 million wrongful death settlement with the city of Baltimore on Tuesday
    The settlement does not resolve any factual disputes, and expressly does not constitute an admission of liability on the part of the city of Baltimore
    Gray, who was black, was critically injured April 12 in the back of a prisoner transport van after he was arrested. He died a week later
    THESE POE-LEECE GON’ STAY HERE AND GETS A FAIR TRIAL IN FRONT OF 12 BLACK PEOPLES.THEN THEYS ALL GON’ TO PRISON.
    BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!EVEN CRIMINAL TRASH!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3229528/Police-trials-Freddie-Gray-death-stay-Baltimore-judge.html#ixzz3lSgQidtl

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Woman Tells Cop ‘Thanks to Obama I don’t have to listen to you’
    According to the video description, University of Central Florida police officer Timothy Isaac pulled over student Victoria King for a routine traffic stop, at which point she became belligerent. King told the officer that the car was her mother’s, so she did not have the vehicle registration. When Isaac returned to the car to give King a ticket, he politely asked the young woman to role down her window. She refused repeatedly, so he asked her to exit her vehicle. King replied that thanks to Obama, she doesn’t need to do what a cop says, and she began to roll up her window.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQJKfJOako#t=16
    http://universalfreepress.com/video-woman-tells-cop-thanks-to-obama-i-dont-have-to-listen-to-you-then-reality-kicked-in/

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Driver caught doing 112mph on an interstate admits to traffic cop that he is on his way to court for a speeding ticket
    Seth Tichenor, 33, the driver is from West Hartford, Connecticut
    He was seen weaving in and out of traffic in Royalton on Interstate 89
    He told a traffic cop he was on his way to court for a speeding ticket
    Tichenor was charged with excessive speeding and must go to court
    DUMBASS

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3229407/Man-clocked-112-mph-headed-court-past-speeding.html#ixzz3lSjXWqUn

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Is Donald Trump the New Ronald Reagan…….With More Money and Less Class?

    Let’s see, Trump was a trust fund baby, never struggled in life. As far as I know, Reagan never screwed the stock holders of bank stocks out of millions to advance his personal fortune, and Reagan’s political evolution was slow, carefully thought out and because of deep seeded beliefs. Reagan never made a point in public to criticize his party or insult his parties candidates, and spoke about opponents only in terms of policy. The list of differences goes on and on….
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/09/is-donald-trump-new-ronald-reaganwith.html#.VfM0vMvlsdU

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    • Here’s a difference: Reagan amnestied millions of illegals. Here’s another difference: Reagan got suckered into massive expansion of FedGuv without the promised corresponding tax cuts. And isn’t Reagan the one who mandated nobody gets turned away at the ER, citizen or not? Yeah, Mr. Conservative.

      On the other hand, Reagan did the single coolest thing of any President in my lifetime when he fired all the air traffic controllers. Love that.

      I think that Trump quote is hilarious. I love his complete lack of traditional cultural filters, like Bugs Bunny running for President.

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Mitchell: I was afraid Clinton would cut me off I asked too many email questions
    WHAT A SHAMELESS WHORE

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    • Of course Andrea Mitchell is a partisan hack, she used to work for the Obama administration. I appreciate she’s one of the few “journalists” {spit} who’s not trying to hide it.

      And honestly, when has Hillary ever answered a difficult question in her life? She’s got more rhetorical deflections than Barney Frank at a hot dog eating contest (or something … it made more sense in my head…)

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Barack Obama Marks 9/11 Anniversary With A Picture Of . . . Barack Obama…
    THIS IS SO UNSURPRISING
    PAYS TRIBUTE TO 9/11 WITH APICTURE OF…HIMSELF

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    • Don’t forget the one he tweeted of Himself standing at the NYC 9/11 Memorial.

      I’d love to see a closeup of Michelle “All This For A Flag” Obama’s scowl in this photo.

      Maybe every photo includes Himself because he knows American’s future historians are going to expunge him from the textbooks out of embarrassment, and he’s assembling a scrapbook proving he really was 44.

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    90-Year-Old Arrested After Causing Scene At Walmart

    A 90-year-old man was arrested on Monday at the Brainerd Walmart after police said he attempted to bribe a pharmacist for hydrocodone and began to harass people in the store when he was refused.

    Police said they found Edsel Bradford at the Walmart on Greenway View Drive yelling, screaming, and cursing at employees and customers.
    http://www.chattanoogan.com/2015/9/9/307871/90-Year-Old-Arrested-After-Causing.aspx 

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘I don’t know what the HELL he’s talking about!!’ – CNN anchorwoman tries ‘not to LOSE IT’ over Trump
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArqw0fOGGA

    ‘I don’t know what the HELL he’s talking about!!’ – CNN anchorwoman tries ‘not to LOSE IT’ over Trump

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Farmer urinating in a field is left in agony after a snake bites him on the penis
    The Indian farmer was bitten by a venomous Levantine viper
    Doctors said his penis was swollen and blistered due to the bite
    Was given an anti-venom to stop his blood from clotting from the poison
    Days later he had black wounds where fangs had caused his flesh to die

    TWO BLACK MEN WERE WALKING IN THE WOODS.ONE STOPPED TO PEE.HE PULLED OUT HIS WILLIE AND STARTED TO GO.A RATTLESNAKE BIT HIM ON THE HEAD OF HIS MANHOOD.SCREAMING IN PAIN HE YELLED FOR HIS FRIEND TO DO SOMETHING.HIS BUDDY RAN TO THE NEAREST FARMHOUSE AND THE FARMER TOLD HIM TO TAKE A KNIFE,MAKE AN “X” THROUGH THE TWO FANG MARKS AND SUCK THE POISON OUT.WHEN HE RETURNED HIS FRIEND WAS WRITHING IN PAIN.
    ‘WHAT DID THE FARMER SAY?’
    tTHE FARMER SAY YOU ‘S DEAD MUTHA FLOCKA!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3229179/Farmer-urinating-field-left-agony-snake-bites-penis.html#ixzz3lSu9ae7h

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The Muslim Refugee Trojan Horse Will Soon Burn Europe to the Ground

    Hijrah. Learn the word. Understand it and never forget it. Because Hijrah accurately describes the trojan horse scenario unfolding in Europe.

    In the year 622 the Islamic prophet Muhammad set out on the first Hijrah. What is a Hijrah? In short, it’s the act if migrating to other parts of the world with the intention of spreading the grip of Islam.
    http://libertynews.com/2015/09/the-muslim-refugee-trojan-horse-will-soon-burn-europe-to-the-ground/

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Vicious Muslim Mob Beats Three Men Outside Brick Lane Mosque in London
    One victim without a shirt was filmed being kicked while he lay on the sidewalk.

    As the men are beaten, you can hear shouts of, “This is Brick Lane!” In other words, “You in the wrong hood!”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XHhV1LRPBc

    COMING SOON TO A MOSQUE NEAR YOU
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/09/video-vicious-muslim-mob-beats-three-men-outside-brick-lane-mosque-in-london/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cops Bust Man For Battery Over Doritos
    Argument over tortilla chips results in felony rap

    According to police, Coppenbarger “physically threw” Griffiths “out of their apt. causing minor bruising and red marks to the victim’s arm.” Officer David Bruneau added that the pair’s argument was “over and about eating Doritos.”
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/doritos-battery-arrest-903451

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  15. Pete, outrageously funny photos today, I saved a few to my hard drive. Regarding the Ferguson pizza, here’s a comment that got me temporarily banned over at NRO after Jonah Goldberg boasted how marvelously anti-PC their site was … I decided to test their largesse:

    Q. What’s the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

    A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

    Joke courtesy Jackie Martling @ Howard Stern Show. Needless to say, the gang at NRO didn’t share my joie de vivre and pulled it and the next five or six subsequent comments immediately, along with a stern warning from a moderator.

    They’re PC as long as nobody’s “safe space” gets violated. “All In the Family” wouldn’t make the cut at NRO, the gang that sacked Derbyshire and Steyn.

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  16. Ting's avatar Ting

    Well, this was fun- I felt like I was reading a comedy duo’s act! Thanks, Pete, and Jane Dough, too.

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