There are days when the whole getting-out-of-bed thing seems utterly pointless. This is one of those days.
So with only a tiny bit of malice aforethought, let us sally forth into the breach once more.
ORIGINAL TITLE: THE PLANET IS SAVED!!!!
A coalition of developed socialist utopias and third world shitholes got together in Paris, ate a ton of foie gras, bushels of escargot, gallons of champagne, and decided it would be a really good idea for the United States to hand over hundreds of billions of our money to a gaggle of tinpot dictators so we can feel really good about fighting the mythical climate change monster. As with most things, everybody has an opinion. This is from my kindred spirit, Dianny:
The Kellogg-Briand Pact of 2015
I suppose I’d be weeping tears of joy too if I had managed to secure an agreement that extorts billions of dollars from the United States of America. Especially when the representatives from the United States were so eager to be extorted.
That sucking sound you’re hearing? It’s your hard-earned money being drained from your pocket and sent overseas to countries “impacted by Climate Change.”
Unlike the San Bernardino terror attack, where President Obama waited five days to address the nation, Barry tripped all over himself to make a speech about this “historic” and ultimately useless pact.
“Today, thanks to strong, principled, American leadership, that’s the world that we’ll leave to our children — a world that is safer and more secure, more prosperous, and more free. And that is our most important mission in our short time here on this Earth.”
No pact cobbled together in Paris will ever alter the weather any more than the Kellogg-Briand Pact managed to alter humankind into being pacifist and tame as fluffy bunnies.
Since the creation of man, there have been those who sought to be as gods. Those who presumed that there is no greater being than man. Therefore, man is capable of altering creation because there is no Creator, no God, no Eternal. Only man.
It is the height of hubris.
And the Divine only laughs at our foolish, deluded arrogance.
http://patriotretort.com/the-kellogg-briand-pact-of-2015/
FROM JIM HOFT AT GATEWAY PUNDIT:
Paris Junk Science Pact Calls for US to Redistribute Wealth to Banana Republics and 3rd World Hell Holes
It’s a liberal’s wet dream…
Global elites released details of their global warming junk science pact Saturday. The international agreement calls for developed nations to transfer hundreds of billions of aid to third world hell holes.
The money will then be quickly deposited into Swiss bank accounts under an anonymous name until the dictator is thrown from office and replaced by the next tinpot dictator.
Obama On Paris Climate Agreement: “We Have Met The Moment”
BARRY IS SO PLEASED AND PROUD HE HAS AN EXCUSE TO CONFISCATE MORE OF THE COUNTRY’S DWINDLING WEALTH HE COULD JUST LICK HIMSELF ALL OVER
President Obama hailed today’s agreement as a ‘turning point for the world’
Said pledge will spark clean energy investment ‘on a scale not seen before’
Agreed with critics that deal is ‘not perfect’ and is ‘only the beginning’
But added that agreement is ‘the best chance we have to save the planet’
Almost 200 leaders agreed to partially-binding pledge on climate change
The irrational legacy of COP21
In 1688, British author Aphra Behn penned the literary couplet “The World ran Mad, and each distempered Brain, Did Strange and different Frenzies entertain.”
This poetic verse could well serve as an accurate description of the apparent scientific absurdity associated with the climate alarmist movement of today. A case in point is illustrated in negotiations currently wrapping up at the United Nations climate conference in Paris (COP21), where despite much data and many observations to the contrary, delegates are holding fast to the assertion that human emissions of carbon dioxide are causing dangerous climate change.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/the-irrational-legacy-of-cop21/article/2578220
Even Greenies Admit Paris Climate Talks Were A Total Waste Of Time
No binding commitments have been made; all the countries in the world (apart from Britain) are free to emit as much carbon dioxide as they choose; the only thing everyone has agreed on is that they really, really care about global CO2 levels and that one day, maybe tomorrow, maybe mañana, they might do something about it. In other words, the 150 leaders and 40,000 delegates really would have been better off staying at home.
That’s the pessimistic view.
The more optimistic view is that it was worth it just so we could all enjoy the wailings and lamentations of disappointed greenies, throwing their toys out of the pram.
Here’s James Hansen, NASA’s former in-house activist and the man who invented global warming hysteria:
“It’s a fraud really, a fake,” he says, rubbing his head. “It’s just bullshit for them to say: ‘We’ll have a 2C warming target and then try to do a little better every five years.’ It’s just worthless words. There is no action, just promises. As long as fossil fuels appear to be the cheapest fuels out there, they will be continued to be burned.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/13/even-greenies-admit-paris-climate-talks-total-waste-time/
MEET THE RENOWNED MR. HANSEN
James Hansen is a former NASA scientist who testified to Congress back in 1988 about global warming being caused by a greenhouse effect. He is considered one of the leading experts on the matter and has become a strong activist attempting to push for the world to address the issue head-on. One of the stipulations in the deal is setting a target that the global temperature increase does not exceed 2 degrees Celsius.
Father of Climate Change Awareness Calls Global Deal ‘Bullshit’
Fun Fact Of The Day: Obama To Rid Planet Of Fossil Fuels By Allowing China And India To Build 2,400 New Coal Plants…
WHAT WOULD A CLIMATE CHANGE POST BE WITHOUT THE FAT F*CK THAT SCAMMED MORE THAN $199 MILLION AND LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK
Rep. Mike Kelly: America Is ‘Daddy Warbucks’ At Climate Change Summit
“Right now, there is a critical amount of dollars that are going to be pledged by a man who does not have the authority to pledge them,” Kelly said about President Obama.
Kelly told Breitbart News Saturday that the agreement is unenforceable and that Congress still hasn’t had the opportunity to review it.
“We do feel that this needs to be treated as a treaty. This can’t be another executive agreement where the president takes it upon himself to pledge billions of American taxpayer dollars into a program that we haven’t had a chance to look at.”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/12/rep-mike-kelly-america-daddy-warbucks-climate-change-summit/
Obama: I Just Want To Be Remembered As The Man Who Saved The World . . . From Global Warming…
In announcing the deal from the White House on Saturday, the president used pointed language to note that his administration laid the groundwork without help from Congress. He cited new limits on power plant emissions, investments in renewable technologies and an agreement with China to do the same — all actions he took on his own.
“Today thanks to strong, principled American leadership,” he said, we’ll leave our children “a world that is safer and more secure, more prosperous and more free, and that is our most important mission in our short time here on this earth.”
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/climate-change-obama-paris-216716
TOMORROW IS THE FINAL REPUBLICAN DEBATE ON THE COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK. I.CAN.HARDLY.WAIT.
polination.blog 
Hillary Creates Ad With Gay Couples Kissing
Feds Asking Gay Men To Post Selfies From The Gym To Promote Obamacare…
The agency announced Tuesday it was joining with several lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender groups to encourage the LGBT community to enroll.
“As part of LGBT Week of Action from Dec. 7 – 11, Out2Enroll and other organizations will hold enrollment activities and provide in-person assistance across the country,” the department said.
“Additionally, partners will leverage social media campaigns to ask their members and affiliates to sign up for an affordable health plan for 2016 through the Health Insurance Marketplace.”
http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-asking-gay-men-to-post-selfies-from-the-gym-to-promote-obamacare/
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Will Ferrell returns to SNL for attack on Trump’s Muslim ban: Star reprises his W. Bush impression to call tycoon an ‘Oompa Loompa’
Ferrell joked about presidential run as Bush: ‘The field of Republicans out there is so messed up, I figured, makes you miss me, doesn’t it?’
Said he pictures Trump’s fat Oompa Loompa face when he’s in a bad mood
Also said Trump’s views on Muslims are ‘not what this country is all about’
While reprising his old role as 43rd president of the US, Ferrell also ripped into Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and his brother Jeb.
Ferrell, 48, returned to the program to reprise his role as the 43rd president in order to made a parody announcement that he would be entering the race for the White House for a constitutionally impossible third time.
‘This is an important day,’ Ferrell said as he imitated Bush’s laconic Texan drawl. ‘I made a big decision: I’m entering the race for the President of the United States of America.’
Ferrell quipped: ‘The field of Republicans out there is so messed up, I figured, makes you miss me, doesn’t it?’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXGA-AU50w
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3357973/Trump-called-knucklehead-Oompa-Loompa-face-SNL-skit-featuring-Ferrell-playing-George-W-Bush.html#ixzz3uJdzH4Zt
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Reid seeks parting gift for unions in sweeping tax deal.
Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid (Nev.), under pressure from labor allies, is pressing hard for a two-year moratorium of ObamaCare’s “Cadillac tax” in a major tax deal that negotiators hope to wrap up by Monday.
Reid has assured labor leaders that freezing the Cadillac tax on high-benefit insurance plans is a top personal priority, and he wants to get it done now, knowing he has only a year left as Senate Democratic leader.
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/263008-reid-seeks-parting-gift-for-unions-in-sweeping-tax
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Justice: Ferguson Protest Leader, Josh Williams, Gets 8 Yr Sentence For Burning Up Quik Trip
BUT…BUT…BUT HE’S JUST AN ASPIRING RAPPER TRYING TO GET HIS LIFE TOGETHER
Activists and allies of the Ferguson protest movement were stunned Thursday when a St. Louis County Circuit Court judge sentenced Josh Williams to eight years in prison.
Last month, the nineteen-year-old Williams pleaded guilty to arson, burglary and stealing; the charges stemmed from a December 23, 2014 protest during which Williams was recorded entering a Berkeley QuikTrip (which had initially been broken into by looters) and lighting fires inside and outside the convenience store.
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2015/12/11/ferguson-protesters-express-shock-at-eight-year-sentence-for-joshua-williams
Williams’ supporters packed the courtroom in Clayton yesterday, and many took to Twitter to voice their anger at the prosecution’s request for the judge to “make an example” of Williams.
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Watch: CBS ‘Face the Nation’ Focus Group of Trump Supporters
Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Nation,” political consultant and pollster Frank Luntz ran a focus group of Trump supporters.
On Trump’s call to ban Muslims from entering the Untied States one woman said, “I think we’re all scared. I’m actually a little jumpy, I find Trump is the only one who would come out say something like this no one else would do it…You know what he says, he says something completely crazy and in inflammatory then he dials back starts explaining it”
A man said, “Trump is smart like a fox. He’s in campaign mode. He has to be pro-active. He’s intention family playing the medium he’s saying things that are right on the edge, he’s exaggerating. He’s saying thing that he knows the mainstream media will grab and throw gasoline on. And it goes really big.”
Another woman said, “We’re not believing everything he’s saying. We’re taking it for exactly what he just explained. he goes out and he makes a huge fuss to get everyone’s attention to get his issues addressed. You want him to say, yes, okay, here is what we’re going to do.”
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President Barack Obama and his family to spend Christmas in Hawaii for eighth consecutive year
First family leave Washington, D.C. on Friday for president’s native state
This is their eighth trip to Hawaii for Christmas since Obama was elected
Each vacation to the island typically cost upwards of $4million dollars
They usually stay on Oahu island in the wealthy Kailua neighborhood
Festive trip to Hawaii will be the last for the Obamas as the first family
WHAT I’VE DONE TO THIS COUNTRY SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW.
OH,WAIT…..IT IS.
DON’T BE SURPRISED IF THEY SQUEEZE IN ONE LAST TAXPAYER-FUNDED HURRAH IN DEC. 2016 BEFORE HE GETS DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HUT.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3358143/President-Barack-Obama-family-spend-Christmas-Hawaii-eighth-consecutive-year.html#ixzz3uJlcwOqI
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Federal Judge Who Outlawed Racial Profiling is Victim of Black Mob Violence.
SOMETIMES KARMA SNEAKS UP AND BITES YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
Federal Judge Susan Dlott wrote the book on racial profiling in 2002.
Last week, she ripped it into one million tiny pieces when three black people broke into her $8 million Cincinnati home and started beating her and her 79-year old husband.
And just in case the operator did not hear her the first time, Dlott said it again: “My husband and the dogs are still there. There are three black men with guns and masks at the house.”
Last week Dlott and her husband were the victims of a brutal robbery and beating by three black men who followed them home from a restaurant and proceeded to break her husband’s back and loot their home.
That’s Racial Profiling 101: Identifying the criminals by race, as if that had something to do with it.
You remember, the same thing NBC tried to pin on George Zimmerman when it maliciously (mis)edited his 911 call about Trayvon Martin.
Dlott became a national heroine of the movement to outlaw — and define — racial profiling in 2002, the year after the Cincinnati riots. Another memory refresher: That was when thousands of black people rampaged through Cincinnati for four days, burning, destroying, threatening, vandalizing, beating, defying police — all because a police shooting reminded everyone that black people are relentless victims of relentless white racism.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/federal_judge_who_outlawed_racial_profiling_is_victim_of_black_mob_violence.html#ixzz3uJpBGnAg
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Exclusive: Duck Dynasty’s Phil On Today’s Culture: He Has to Have Armed Men Behind Him Just To Give a Bible Lesson
MOST OF THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIM AND MISS KAY.
A GOOD READ
Duck Dynasty’s Phil and Miss Kay Robertson met when they were 14 years old – and have been inseparable ever since. As Phil says, “The last thing you want to do is wait until a woman is 20 years old to marry her.” After 40 years of marriage, four sons, a slew of grandkids and a mega hit show, the couple is now promoting a new book. In Exploring The Joy Of Christmas, Phil and Miss Kay share Christmas memories, Miss Kay’s famous recipes, their favorite carols and more.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2015/12/13/exclusive-duck-dynastys-phil-and-kay-discuss-how-christmas-suffers-under-political-correctness-n2092589
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Trump’s Audience in SC Cheers When Protesters Are Escorted Out By Police
After protesters interrupted Donald Trump’s rally in Aiken, South Carolina, GOP front-runner said, “That’s the beauty of our country — that you could do that…for the last seven years, we should’ve been doing more of that.”
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Democrat Party is Broke – Wants US Taxpayers to Fund Their 2016 Convention
The party of handouts wants a taxpayer handout.
Democrat National Committee Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz drafted a plan demanding US taxpayers fund the DNC convention next year.
Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who is also a congresswoman from Florida, has drafted a bill to restore money that both parties used to receive from the federal government to help defray the costs of running their quadrennial conventions.
The Congressional Budget Office revealed the move in a letter released Friday, which said Ms. Wasserman Schultz’s proposal to tap a presidential campaign fund would likely mean each party could get about $20 million in taxpayer money to help with costs.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/13/dnc-craves-tax-dollars-for-convention/
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U.S. Taxpayers Give ‘Magnolia Thunderpussy’ a Sex Change
(s)he’s been fitted with a sausage garage
The initial cost of the surgery to the taxpayer was reported to have been roughly $25,000, though the final cost is estimated to be higher.
Jerome Nimmons tells his story of growing up effeminate, childhood humiliation, sexual seduction by a much older male, HIV infection, eventual family rejection, and a life turned to prostitution and other forms of crime.
Arriving by bus with only $200 in his pocket, within only a few weeks, Jerome scored a state-supported apartment, monthly disability checks, obtained food stamps, and proceeded to spend his leisurely days watching television.
Jerome also joined a Medicaid program called Amida Care that caters to those with HIV. Through the program, he started receiving treatment for his HIV infection and his health improved.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/13/u-s-taxpayers-give-magnolia-thunderpussy-sex-change/
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Great post – a lot to think about. I heard Ben Stein on Cavuto today while I was wrapping and he made some very good points about all of this.
Most of the time I like him.
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You were Christmas rapping while watching Cavuto? Like this? 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEW2mjgnO1M
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Not if I want to keep my marriage in tact. The Cap’n loves music but does not tolerate rap. My Beck CD made him think he was married to a stranger!
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LOLOL! I hope he’s never made you walk the plank for bringing the wrong CD on board!
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Actually, it was kind of humorous. A few summers ago I made a mix of about 100 random songs that I liked and called it “boat mix” and set it playing one Saturday. We had friends over and everyone was enjoying it. Every so often a song would come up and I would get this quizzical look. Finally he told our guests that he did not who the woman was who was running the sound system. But he liked everything except for the Beck.
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The woman next door makes the best music mixes. When our 2 families hang out on summer nights to celebrate some kid’s graduation or something, we play her mixes, and often some bizarre song from 1968 will come up that nobody’s ever heard except for a few of us, and then we’ll start singing all the goofy lyrics while everybody else laughs like we’re idiots. A couple good ones were Dr. Hook’s “Cover of the Rolling Stones” and Loudon Wainwright’s “Dead Skunk”. I think George Thorogood made some appearances, too. You can’t sing, “Move Over Little Dog” without the actual dogs starting to howl along. 😉
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Sounds like fun, and as random as mine.
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