Monday Catch-Up

OK, so over the weekend, what happened? The nation mourned the passing of a great Justice while the leader of the free world couldn’t be bothered with such trifling. He spent all of about 37 seconds by the casket then skipped off, visions of the constitution in flames dancing in his head. Karma: the prick sneaked out for a round of golf and it rained.

In South Carolina Trump won big, even with people of faith who are hoping, at best, that he will at least do nothing to hurt them, as the current occupant of The Peoples House does. Jeb! finally gave up and his big money backers are flocking to Rubio. Cruz has been my personal choice since Gov. Walker dropped out. At least you know what you’re getting with him, and to a lesser extent, Rubio Mcamnesty. With Trump, my greatest fear is if he secures the nomination he will go completely off the rails and start spouting gibberish and at worst, revert to his former liberal self.

Cankles pulled out a victory in the Nevada caucuses, as The Toad ordered the casino unions to all show up to support the bloody bitch. She won every caucus held in a gambling venue. I recall vividly this is how he won his last election even though he was and still is the most reviled man in the state. He won Clark County, where Las Vegas is located, and lost every other county in the state. He was 4 points down the day before the election to Sharron Angle, the weakest candidate they could get for him, and won by 6, with help from the SEIU, who was “maintaining” the voting machines in that county. He flat out stole his position, as he’s done his entire career.

This week the venues switch, with the GOP going to Nevada and the dems schlepping to South Carolina. I pray The Bitch doesn’t break into her homegirl routine. I’m running short of dramamine. Poor Bernie will try to convince the natives a 73-year-old communist is ‘down with the struggle.’ The fact people fall for this charade is more than a little depressing. I’ve stayed away from the conflict between Cruz and Rubio as they try to destroy each other and ultimately hand the nomination to The Donald, master showman and snake oil salesman.


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17 responses to “Monday Catch-Up

  1. Pistol Pete

    Clinton: People wonder if I’m ‘in it for myself’
    Democratic primary front-runner Hillary Clinton

    on Sunday said voters are trying to “sort through” whether she’s only in the presidential race for herself.
    “I understand that voters have questions,” Clinton said on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “I’m going to do my very best to answer those questions.”
    “I think there’s an underlying question that is really in the back of people’s minds, and that is, you know, ‘Is she in it for us or is she in it for herself?’” she added.

    “I think that’s, you know, a question that people are trying to sort through.”


  2. Pistol Pete

    Trump walks back support for individual mandate, offers vague healthcare policy alternative
    Chuck Todd on “Meet the Press” actually forced the Donald to answer some tough questions, and because of it, made him walk back his love of the individual mandate, the mechanism where the federal government forces people to buy medical insurance


  3. Pistol Pete

    The Obama Administration Wants to Make Sure Non-Citizens Vote in the Upcoming Election

    Several well-funded organizations — including the League of Women Voters and the NAACP — are fighting efforts to prevent non-citizens from voting illegally in the upcoming presidential election. And the United States Department of Justice, under the direction of Attorney General Loretta Lynch, is helping them.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Democrats Send Out Tweet About GOP And SCOTUS Nomination, Irony Lost On Them…


  5. Pistol Pete

    Nevada Journalist: Harry Reid Proved He Can Sway Elections

    Ahead of Saturday’s vote, Reid admitted to The New York Times that he called the Culinary Workers Union to ensure tens of thousands of casino workers could show up to vote. While Reid did not say he did that for Clinton’s benefit, his phone call appeared to pay off for her enormously. All six of the major caucuses held in casinos on the Las Vegas strip went her way.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Diamond and Silk’s Rebuttal About The Pope Comment Concerning Donald Trump


  7. Pistol Pete

    Message From God? Rain Forces Obama Off Golf Course Day After Skipping Scalia Funeral

    After making a big show for the media Friday afternoon of carrying a huge binder supposedly filled with files on potential Supreme Court nominees that he would be studying rather than attend the funeral on Saturday of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, President Barack Obama went golfing on Sunday.
    Apparently the Almighty was none too pleased and opened the heavens on Obama, forcing him off the course during his round of golf.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Pic of the Day: Michelle Obama Looks Bored While Memorializing Justice Scalia Friday…



  9. Pistol Pete

    Game Of Thrones: “Winter Is Trumping”

    The Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, appears in scenes from the HBO series Game Of Thrones in a brilliantly edited video mashup. Trump, wielding a Valyrian steel sword, says he will build a wall to restore “control”, complains about the Pope and promises to bring back “a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”


  10. Pistol Pete

    Sad Sanders supporter cries about mean Trump supporters.


  11. Pistol Pete

    No Justice, No Peace=> Race Hustlers Get Booted From Nashville Library

    The local Nashville ‘Black Lives Matter” activist group was forced to move their meetings from a local library. Their racist policies prevented them from meeting at the public establishment.
    For the past few months, the Black Lives Matter movement here has had chapter meetings at the North Branch Library. But the group has a rule, said Joshua Crutchfield, an organizer of the Nashville chapter: Only blacks or other minorities are allowed to attend. That means whites are excluded.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Trump: ‘I Really Don’t Even Know What I Mean, Because That Was a Long Time Ago’

    On Sunday, NBC’s Chuck Todd asked Trump about the second part of the quote — about the war being “done correctly” the first time.

    “Well, what I mean by that is it almost shouldn’t have been done and, you know, I really don’t even know what I mean, because that was a long time ago and who knows what was in my head?