Bits & Bytes

CATHOLIC: The Pope will consecrate “Russia, Ukraine and all humanity” to the Immaculate Heart of Mary at 6:30 p.m. Rome time on Fri., March 25. Click the link to see the full text of the prayer.

Skeptics note that this will be the ninth time that a pope has failed to fulfill the request of Our Lady of Fatima to consecrate Russia, and only Russia to her Immaculate Heart. were very specific. I dunno why they have always added other stuff, just like this one, but my best guess is politics.

• https://www.churchpop.com/2022/03/22/vatican-releases-full-consecration-prayer-of-russia-ukraine-read-it-here/
• https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/pope-francis-courting-catastrophe-by-fudging-wording-on-fatima-consecration/

FLAUXTUS: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No. – Dearest was supposed to get together at an outdoor event today with his snootily vaxxxed relatives who wouldn’t let him join them for T’giving or C’mas. The gathering has been canceled because ALL OF THEM have the ‘rona. We still haven’t had it. I’m trying to remind myself that schadenfreude is a sin.

• https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/unvaccinated-congressional-spouses-barred-from-eating-or-drinking-at-white-house-event/

FLORIDA: Ron DeSantis has signed a proclamation stating that Emma Weyant is the true winner of the Division 1 Women’s 500 Yard Freestyle held March 17.

• https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/desantis-signs-proclamation-declaring-victory-for-female-swimmer-who-lost-to-transgender-lia-thomas/
• https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/03/22/orlando-sentinel-has-to-put-female-in-quotation-marks-to-describe-swimmer-emma-weyant/

LENTEN MEDITATION: [3:40] – “I would never want any prayer that would not make the virtues grow within me.” – St. Teresa of Avila

S&G: A lesbian kissing scene will appear in Pixar’s new Toy Story spinoff film, Lightyear.

Also, Duke University’s Office for Institutional Equity’s glossary has the longest acronym to date – LGBTQQIP2SAA. It “stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, intersex, pansexual, two-spirit (2S), androgynous and asexual.” I’m thinking “pervert” is a whole lot easier to remember. But I bet I’d get tossed into FB jail if I tried to say that over there.

• https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pixars-new-lightyear-kids-film-to-have-same-sex-kissing-scene/
• https://oie.duke.edu/knowledge-base/glossary/

STORMY DANIELS: The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that adult-film actress Stormy Daniels owes Donald Trump $300,000.

She has an interesting set of morals. First she signed, then she ignored an NDA. Then, she hired sleazebag Michael Avenatti to try and screw money out of Trump and got screwed by Avenatti. Now she says she won’t pay her court-ordered fine.

I gotta admit … I’m fairly certain she thinks Avenatti should pay her what he owes her and that, if she’d won her lawsuit, she’d have totally expected Trump to cough up the bucks too.

• https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-ninth-circuit/2022/03/22/id/1062364/

TEXAS: Video clip plays twice, showing tornado winds flip a truck on its side, spin it around a few times then right it again. The truck then drove away! I expect the door is pretty scratched and dented, but it could’ve been so much worse! [:59] – About six tornadoes touched down in this area of Texas, one in the town where the Lone Star branch of the Hyphen Clan resides. They sheltered during the warnings and, thankfully, the twister didn’t damage them or any of their property. Some of their neighbors were not so fortunate.

UNWOKENESS: CLICK https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1506239272352985098 [3:36] to see a hysterical ad for a new “unwoke” razor.

VAXXX: A District of Columbia judge has placed a temporary restraining order on allowing minors aged 11 to get the ‘rona jabs without parental consent.

“Healthcare providers recommend against vaccinations if individuals reacted poorly to past immunizations.  A VIS [Vaccine Information Statement] describes the risks of certain vaccines and explains when they are contraindicated… By removing the parent from the vaccine decision, the MCA undercuts a key purpose of the VIS and a safety check before the vaccination,” Trump-appointed judge Trevor McFadden wrote in the ruling.

• https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/victory-dc-court-grants-injunction-against-law-allowing-minors-to-consent-to-vaccination/

VFAUXTUS: “People always made fun of Dan Quayle but Kamala makes him look like James Madison in comparison.” – Scott Greer

GRAMMY NOTES: Or puke so hard on your brand new, insanely expensive, all-white, ORGANIC cotton quilt that they even get a chunk in your eyeball … and you think to yourself, “I can’t believe I’m more concerned about this small human than I am about my quilt or my eye.”