Inspired by comments posted @ https://polination.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/its-always-all-about-obama/
Category Archives: Barack Obama
Handbasket to Hell
I just visited Twitchy and saw no sign that I’m wrong about the imminent demise of our once great nation.
Jason Biggs sent this to Pope Benedict’s new twitter account: “Hey @Pontifex since u obvs like the web and shit u should totes peep christianmingle.com lots of great ass ur welcome”
Sportswriter Jason Whitlock said, “I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously don’t have our best interests [at heart].”
‘Sesame Street’ actress Sonia Manzano tweeted: “Israelis retaliate the simple recognition of Palestinians by UN by deciding to build 3,000 more settlements. Bullies!”
Boehner talks tough, but he’s purging key conservative stalwarts from finance related committees.
According to http://twitchy.com/2012/12/03/youve-got-spam-obama-still-campaigning-liar-pants-cutter-sends-out-breathless-mail-on-fiscal-cliff/, Obama is not only still campaigning, he’s still fund raising!
Filed under Barack Obama
Narcissist in Chief strikes again
Last April, at a campaign fundraiser at the Henry Ford Museum in Detroit, President Obama had a chance to sit and reflect inside the old Montgomery, Ala., bus on which Rosa Parks made history.
“I just sat in there for a moment and pondered the courage and tenacity that is part of our very recent history but is also part of that long line of folks who sometimes are nameless, oftentimes didn’t make the history books, but who constantly insisted on their dignity, their share of the American dream,” Obama told campaign donors.
ABC called this event a “personal moment for Obama.”
Riiiiiiiiiiight. Cuz “personal” moments are always photographed, yapped about to donors, reported on by national newscasters and then recycled months later to honor the oh-so-sensitive Barack Obama on the anniversary of someone else’s courage.
The White Hut recycled the “personal moment” photo yesterday, to “honor” Rosa Parks.
Betcha didn’t know Rosa Parks Day was All About Obama, did you?
Sources:
Today is the 57th Anniversary of the day Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Pic: President Obama on Rosa Parks bus http://t.co/cFaKOYDt—
The White House (@whitehouse) December 01, 2012
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/obama-sits-reflects-on-rosa-parks-bus/
Filed under Barack Obama
Just in time for Christmas!
President O’Can’tStopCampaigning went to a Pennsylvania toy factory to whine at the workers about those Big Bad Republicans in Congress who won’t give him what he wants for Christmas. Waaaah.
Tweeters immediately created a mockem sockem new hash tag for TOY WON. My personal faves @
#ObamaToys
- Etch-A-Debt
- My Little Phony
- Birth Control Barbie
- Bob the Didn’t Builder
- Lego Your Earnings
- You-Didn’t-Build-A-Bear
- Rockem Sockem Killer Drones
- Race Baiter Barbie & Commie Ken
- Limited “Stand Down” Edition GI Joe
- Sorry! (Only available outside of the US)
- Barbie Shattered Dream House – Foreclosure Edition
- Puzzle of the United States! Now includes all 57 states!
- No Operation: The ObamaCare Edition. Doctors not included.
- Jengahzi. Keep stacking the lies until the whole thing falls down.
- Operation: The ObamaCare Version. The game you have to buy. Seriously, it is mandated.
- Occupy Barbie! Wow L@@K she really defecates! Cop car and rape tent sold separately.
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff, Holidays
Random fun stuff from my Twitter and Facebook surfing
Obama in PeePee has its own Twitter account @ #Obamainpeepee. This is its profile pic. [I did not realize the doll Glenn used was an Obama as Jesus doll. That makes this even more fun.]
Tweets:
The same ppl who relentlessly degraded GWB & cheered the Piss Christ are now outraged over Obama in Pee Pee
If the media responded to Benghazi like they did #obamainpeepee we may have gotten some answers there
Put Jesus in a jar of urine, liberals call it art. Put Obama in urine, liberals become unhinged!
I, for one, think the Obama in a jar of pee pee is hilarious because 1) It’s not really pee pee and 2) it makes lefties cry hippie tears.
Glenn Beck tried to sell his artwork via eBay with proceeds to go to charity. Bids got up to $11,300 when eBay abruptly yanked the listing.
Tweet: Either @GlennBeck gets federal funding for his art, or they’re trying to shut down free sPEEch.
Now, at eBay, there is a new item for sale – A printout of the bidding history on Obama in Pee Pee! $4.15.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Glenn-Becks-Obama-in-Pee-Pee-Listing-Printout-/121030618022
Tweet: Nude activists protest in Boehner’s office http://bit.ly/RgA2qR. For once, I wish there had been a govt cover-up.
Tweet: Feminists & minority activists are such hypocrites.You can’t argue that we’re all equal and then ask for special treatment for “your people”
Tweets @ #IfObamaWasJesus –
After 40 days and nights in the desert, he would see a blaming bush
He would find someone else to die on the cross.
He would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God – “You didn’t build that!”.
He would find someone else to die on the cross.
He would’ve spent most of his sermon on the mount blaming the previous messiah.
He would have sat down and had a beer summit with the money changers as the people got hosed.
The first time Peter denied him he would have called him racist.
He would find someone else to die on the cross.
Tweet: Difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus turned five loaves and two fish into a meal for 5,000. Obama turns a meal for 5,000 into Solyndra.
Tweet: I’m inclined to agree with those who say we’ve already gone over the fiscal cliff, and are just awaiting the “SPLAT!” at the bottom.
I remember when gas was less than a dollar a gallon, which makes me ancient
Tweet: 100% right—>Krauthammer: Obama isn’t trying to fix our fiscal issues, he’s trying to destroy the Republicans.
CtH: I think it’s the Republic he wants to destroy. Taking down Republicans is just one of the items on the To Do list, along with driving small businesses out of business.
Tweet: Egyptian Islamists think that the pyramids need to be destroyed. So why didn’t Mohammed Atta, et al., just fly planes into the pyramids?
Tweet: Replace Susan Rice w/Sarah Palin SAYING EXACT SAME THINGS. You think #MSNBC #CBS #ABC #NBC #CNN #NYT #Democrats wld scream sexism & defend?
Tweet reply: Sarah Palin has been called FAR worse for saying things FAR less stupid.
Tweet: AmbassadorRice: “As Pres. Obama has said, hope cannot be imprisoned & aspirations cannot be killed.” Like Amb. Stevens??
EPIC RANT: Sandra Fluke, Paragon of Hypocrisy By Leah Sargent – November 28, 2012
http://misfitpolitics.co/2012/11/sandra-fluke-paragon-of-hypocrisy/
So TIME rag-azine nominated Sandra “$3,000 of birth control per year” Fluke for Person of the Year. Notwithstanding that she doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same zip code as a young lady like Malala Yousafzai, who is risking her life for the chance to go to school, Sandra, as usual, accepted the “honor” with her usual shallow self-centeredness. She then felt the need to point out that there are few women nominees.
Well hey Sandra, if women are spending as much time in bed as you seem to be, maybe they don’t have time to make a difference in the world. Besides spending all that time shagging random guys, there are dishes to be washed and babies to feed. Time management, you know. By the way, thanks for setting women back 80 years with your focus on our bodies instead of our brains. We sure appreciate it. I mean, who doesn’t love being objectified? Because seeing women as people instead of sex objects is totally not what true feminism is all about. It’s about demanding enough birth control to let you have sex 2-3 times a day for an entire graduate school career. Yeah. That’s it.
Hey Sandra, I’mma let you finish, but next time you want to complain about sexism, you MIGHT want to keep in mind that you’re only famous as a sex-crazed, demanding brat who makes the average two-year-old look reasonable by comparison. Grow up, sweetie. We’re tired of your whining.
Filed under Barack Obama, Glenn Beck, Sandra Fluke, Susan Rice
Saving Susan Rice by Dan Bubalo
Worth a read! Excerpts to tempt you to click:
It’s a safe bet that if the Obama administration had devoted as much attention to saving the murder victims in Benghazi as they are saving the sorry, inexperienced backside of marionette Susan Rice there would be no investigation of a cover-up.
Skin color matters not a whit with respect to her considerable missteps and opprobrious behavior for she openly distributed misinformation to protect the reputation of a man with a vaporous backbone who treats underlings like a mother rat, nudging its babies to eat the bait first to find out if it’s poisonous.
Give me a break with all this racial and gender crapola, will you? She’s pathetic and so is her boss, although they’re not alone. (Oh, and by the way, Mr. Obama? This isn’t the playground in the inner city in which you never lived, so quit pounding your chest to defend Ms. Rice as if she was your girlfriend/)
Now let’s talk about Hillary Clinton, a woman with an absurdly inflated sense of self, rivaled only by the fawning media who once pronounced her the smartest lawyer in America … for no reason other than that of being in the spotlight and being married to Bill.
Lastly, we have the president addressing the U.N. and re-telling the cover-story of the cover-up to cover his ineptitude a full 14 days after the Benghazi slaughter and bowing to his puppet masters from the Arab world that a terrorist attack was caused by a video. He didn’t just suggest it, by the way; he reiterated in seven separate portions of his address.
Read the whole gloriously snarky thing @ http://mychal-massie.com/premium/saving-susan-rice/
Filed under Barack Obama, Benghazi, Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, United Nations
Peace died … humanely of course
Last Thanksgiving, after issuing his third Thanksgiving proclamation that contained zero mention of God, President Barack Obama did the ceremonial pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey who had been named Peace.
Photo: Obama promises not to kill Peace.
Having thus been given the full assurance of Barack Obama Himself that he could live out his life in entitled leisure, Peace moved to Mount Vernon.
This past week-end, just a few weeks after Barack Obama secured his second term in office, Peace became ill.
It was determined he would not recover … either that or his health plan did not cover the costs of treatment … so on Monday, a few days before President Obama would issue his fourth Thanksgiving proclamation that contained zero mention of God and, again, promise some new turkey a life of government-funded ease … Peace was euthanized.
The good news is … last year, Obama the Magnificent generously pardoned Peace’s understudy, Liberty, as well. So far as we know, Liberty is still alive. At least for now.
And Barry pardoned both turkeys again this year, though they were given much less patriotic names … Cobbler and his understudy Gobbler.
I guess now that Barry is re-elected, he can finally drop all pretense of giving a crap about our national history. But what’s with creepily naming the officially pardoned turkey after a traditional Thanksgiving dessert? I mean … ew.
In other Thanksgiving Day news, the Leftist Turkeys over at HuffPo chose this for their headline feature story for Thanksgiving:
“Sarah Palin And The Greatest Turkey-Related Disaster In The History Of Politics.”
What do you suppose they would have to talk about if they didn’t have people like us to hate on?
Source:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/22/sarah-palin-turkey_n_2167436.html
Filed under Barack Obama, Media Bias
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