“We might think of farts as trapped gas, but the history of farting is more than just hot air.” Read the rest @ http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/12/04/how-a-fart-killed-10-000-people.html
The Farting Contest [15:17] – I heard this first way back when I was in college. It’s still fall down funny!
H/t Jim Walter
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Great Dog Spirit say, “It’s people food. Resist temptation.”
Great Cat Spirit say, “People food? Mwahahaha!”
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Yesterday Chrissy mistakenly thought I’d posted the funnies that Bluebird did. Thought I’d post a few of my own. Equal time and all that.
YOUR EGG WHITE OMELETTE WILL BE RIGHT UP
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7 Harsh Realities Of Life Millennials Need To Understand
1. Your Feelings Are Largely Irrelevant
2.. You Cannot Be Whatever You Want To Be
3. Gender Studies Is A Waste Of Money
4. If You Live In America, You’re Already In The 1%
5. You Don’t Have A Right To It Just Because You Exist
6. You DO Have The Right To Live As You Please — But Not To Demand People Accept It
If you want to cross-dress, smoke marijuana, drink lots of alcohol, have lots of sex, and, yes, even go to school for gender studies, then by all means, go for it. Government should not be allowed to legislate people’s behavior as long as it doesn’t infringe upon someone else’s rights, but that doesn’t mean society isn’t allowed to have an opinion.
7. The Only Safe Space Is Your Home
No matter where you go in life, someone will be there to offend you. Maybe it’s a joke you overheard on vacation, a spat at the office, or a difference of opinion with someone in line at the grocery store. Inevitably, someone will offend you and your values. If you cannot handle that without losing control of your emotions and reverting back to your “safe space” away from the harmful words of others, then you’re best to just stay put at home. Remember, though: if people in the outside world scare you, people on the internet will downright terrify you. It’s probably best to just accept these harsh realities of life and go out into the world prepared to confront them wherever they may be waiting.
I’M A MEMBER OF A CLUB MILLENNIALS CAN NEVER BE A PART OF:
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This guy at Defense Watch sums up nicely why Clinton lost.
http://usdefensewatch.com/2016/12/an-open-letter-to-jennifer-palmieri/
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From our friend Mindful Webworker.
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From The Babylon Bee.
U.S.—Reports from around the nation Thursday indicate that millions of American citizens were still reeling from the revelation that a prominent Christian couple holds a historically Christian position.
“We’re not saying people can’t be Christians,” a Seattle woman said in a Facebook comment. “This is a free country, after all. But when Christians decide to actually have Christian beliefs about things—I’m sorry, that’s just too far.”
A man in Denver agreed, stating that he prided himself on his deep appreciation of and support for freedom of beliefs and religious tolerance, “so long as Christians don’t publicly hold opinions I find disagreeable.”
“It’s almost as if they take the Bible seriously or something,” he added, shaking his head.
This revelation comes on the heels of a national Gallup poll released earlier this week indicating that over 95% of Americans agreed with the statement, “Christians are allowed to practice their beliefs, as long as everyone agrees with them.”
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