As the season rolls inexorably toward the big day,these are what I consider the funniest of my Christmas things.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES
FOR MY SCRABBLE FRIENDS
NOT THE BEST GIFT FOR CHILDREN
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SOME OF MY FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS PIX
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WORKING IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
Everything happens for a reason. This has never been more evident than it was yesterday. As you all know I’ve been working on getting to know my youngest again after many years of neglect. We had arranged to meet for breakfast yesterday. While sitting in a booth in a small neighborhood restaurant waiting for her,a woman and an old man walked up and she addressed me by name.’ Remember me?’ It was my late Aunt Gloria’s daughter, my cousin Patty and her dad, my Uncle Bob, neither of whom I’d seen in almost 18 years since Aunt Gloria’s funeral. They sat down and for nearly an hour the four of us talked about what was going on, who had passed, where our kids were, how many grandchildren everybody had, and I silently marveled at how much my uncle looked like his own dad when we were all much younger.
YD left first, having to take my grandson to the doctor, and Patty and I exchanged phone#s and connected on FB. Somewhere along the way it struck me the Lord intended for this to happen. There’s no other reason I can explain it. Now that I can contact most of my cousins through various means I’m thinking maybe next summer would be a good time for a reunion of a sort. We haven’t all been together since Granny passed and a lifetime has gone on since then. Everybody is getting on, we have children and grandchildren and it would be a pity if we all didn’t get together for some fellowship and reminiscing one more time before we’re all called Home. I can be terribly thick-headed,but God knows I won’t question Him.
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Yes, this IS what you should do with creepy Elf on Shelf dolls!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
bluebird of bitterness adds:
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HOW LONG CAN IT GO ON?
That could either be a reference to the bug I’ve had for the last few days which has made me feel like ten pounds of crap in a one pound bag or the seemingly-non-stop protests that break out on an almost daily basis around the country. Somebody’s making a lot of money fomenting this garbage day after day, disrupting traffic, blocking bridges and assaulting police officers. None of these anarchists give a damn anout the slain black men. This is just a chance to commit violence and get away with it.
THESE ARE THE RULES SET DOWN BY THE MASTERS OF THE OAKLAND VIOLENCE TO THE WHITE INTERLOPERS
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13 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT
Speaking only for myself,I am averse to crowded parking lots,rude shoppers and long checkout lines. DW takes it all in stride,so that’s why she shops by herself. I’m finished except for SIL and my two daughters. I do almost all my shopping online and will be done by next Wednesday. DW said Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia wanted characters from the Disney movie Frozen,and we saw them at Walmart 6 weeks ago. We decided to buy them then,because they wouldn’t be there very long. From what I’ve read they’re THE hot toy this Christmas. The last must-have I can remember was the Cabbage Patch dolls,which I managed to score for my oldest many years ago.
Truth is,I’m getting a little sick of the political Kabuki going on where you can’t tell one party from the other and the violence we are accosted by every day. So I thought trying to get into a little Christmas spirit might be helpful. I have many christmas funnies to post,which I will start doing directly.
Sold-out $119 Disney Frozen castle for sale on eBay at $700 as touts cash in on parents’ desperation for this year’s must have toy
With Christmas approaching, the $119 toy – made by Mattel Inc – is sold out
Still plenty of other Frozen-themed toys available – but only for now
Beats the heck out of talking about the nearly half-dozen murders of white women and girls by drooling,ignorant primates this week.
ARE YOU LIBERALS LISTENING???
I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!
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WEDNESDAY’S USELESS INFORMATION
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE REPUBLICRATIC PARTY, WHERE MONEY IS NO OBJECT….. BECAUSE IT’S YOURS,NOT THEIRS
OBAMA ATTENDS THE SAN FRAN FREAKO ‘SANTA SKIVVIES’ RUN
THIS GUTLESS BITCH JUST FUNDED OBAMACARE FOR A FULL YEAR… DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT?
THE PROTESTERS/LOOTERS/TERRORISTS ARE NOW ISSUING DEMANDS
KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON
So I’m sitting here watching C-span 3 featuring the Jonathan Goober ‘shove it up your ass, stupid’ show. So far every question put to him,particularly how much the federal government and the taxpayers paid him by a Republican has been answered by “you can check with my lawyer” while Eleanor Homey Snortin’ is busily apologizing for the poor, put-upon prick having to waste his time answering to the damn Republicans. He rather reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas where Henry Hill walks out of court and Deniro tells him”you give ’em nothin’ and they got nothin’.” Advice I’m sure he was given by Holder or one of his lackeys. Tell the committee nothing and they can’t do anything to you.
Meanwhile,Barry took over the Colbert Show last night just to show that besides inciting a full-blown race war, he can tell jokes,too. What does he care? He’s got two more years to do what he damn well pleases and nothing and nobody can stop him. It’s getting more difficult to get the holiday spirit with all the garbage being strewn about.
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MONDAY MORNING CATCHUP
Not much time to editorialize. Didn’t sleep too well this AM so I’ll try to get what I can posted before I lose consciousness.
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