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FINALLY, FERGUSON-LESS FRIDAY

It took more than a little doing,but I figured you might be as sick of all the racist garbage,protests in the street,politicians moralizing and race hustlers basking in the glow of their own egos as I am. Therefore today’s post will be weird,bizarre,outrageous,funny and really sick. But nothing to do with race.
You’re welcome.

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THIS IS WHY DW WON’T LET ME GO SHOPPING WITH HER
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GRANNY USED TO STEP ON ONE OF THESE HIDDEN IN THE LIVING ROOM RUG AND SUDDENLY SHE STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES.
IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PAIN
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CtH: I had to add this one here!

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OH,*#(@&#*! HERE WE GO AGAIN

Unbelievable. It’s almost like Barry is arranging these no-bills against white LEOs just to fan the already-hot flames of racism among the Mau Mau. Unlike Ferguson,there is videotape of the Eric Garner incident. It looks an awful lot like excessive force for selling untaxed cigarettes,but I won’t judge because the facts have not been made public yet. What struck me was how prepared the mobs were to march and Sharptongue seems to be everywhere lapping up the media attention.
As I watched the festivities on Fox I saw a bunch of white ninnies trying to act black,marching along and shouting “hands up,don’t shoot!” This false meme from the St. Swisher neutering has nothing to do with Eric Garner,but then when did facts ever matter to a mindless mob?
Dr. Thomas Sowell made a rare public appearance on Hannity the other night and he likened the Congressional Black Caucasians to the troops of Joseph Goebbels, who subscribed to the idea if you repeat a lie, no matter how blatant, loud enough and long enough some people will start to believe it. Seeing old film of the Nazi Party rallies in 1930’s Germany is eerily reminiscent of the fervent Obama rallies in 2008. To this day there are millions of ignorant sheep who blindly follow an image, ignorant of the fact they are advocating for their own destruction. As long as they have bread (welfare) and circuses (racial pontification) they seem satisfied.

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FORTHELUVVAMIKE,DO ANY OF THESE PROLES KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GRAMMAR?
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WEDNESDAY… OR WHATEVER

Barack Obama: 20 Quotes on Islam; 20 quotes on Christianity–So Which is He?

Barack Obama on Islam:

1. “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”

2. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

3. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world – including in my own country.”

4. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

5. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

6. “Islam has always been part of America”

7. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”

10. “I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

11. “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

12. “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”

13. “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”

14. “throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

15. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

16. “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”

17. “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”

18. “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”

19. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

20. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

Barack Obama on Christianity:

1. “Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation”

2. “We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation.”

3. “Which passages of scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is OK and that eating shellfish is an abomination? Or we could go with Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith?”

4. “Even those who claim the Bible’s inerrancy make distinctions between Scriptural edicts, sensing that some passages – the Ten Commandments, say, or a belief in Christ’s divinity – are central to Christian faith, while others are more culturally specific and may be modified to accommodate modern life.”

5. “The American people intuitively understand this, which is why the majority of Catholics practice birth control and some of those opposed to gay marriage nevertheless are opposed to a Constitutional amendment to ban it. Religious leadership need not accept such wisdom in counseling their flocks, but they should recognize this wisdom in their politics.”

6. From Obama’s book, The Audacity of Hope: “I am not willing to have the state deny American citizens a civil union that confers equivalent rights on such basic matters as hospital visitation or health insurance coverage simply because the people they love are of the same sex-nor am I willing to accept a reading of the Bible that considers an obscure line in Romans to be more defining of Christianity than the Sermon on the Mount.”

7. Obama’s response when asked what his definition of sin is: “Being out of alignment with my values.”

8. “If all it took was someone proclaiming I believe Jesus Christ and that he died for my sins, and that was all there was to it, people wouldn’t have to keep coming to church, would they.”

9. “This is something that I’m sure I’d have serious debates with my fellow Christians about. I think that the difficult thing about any religion, including Christianity, is that at some level there is a call to evangelize and proselytize. There’s the belief, certainly in some quarters, that people haven’t embraced Jesus Christ as their personal savior that they’re going to hell.”

10. “I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell. I can’t imagine that my God would allow some little Hindu kid in India who never interacts with the Christian faith to somehow burn for all eternity. That’s just not part of my religious makeup.”

11. “I don’t presume to have knowledge of what happens after I die. But I feel very strongly that whether the reward is in the here and now or in the hereafter, the aligning myself to my faith and my values is a good thing.”

12. “I’ve said this before, and I know this raises questions in the minds of some evangelicals. I do not believe that my mother, who never formally embraced Christianity as far as I know … I do not believe she went to hell.”

13. “Those opposed to abortion cannot simply invoke God’s will-they have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths.”

14. On his support for civil unions for gay couples: “If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount.”

15. “You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

16. “In our household, the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita sat on the shelf alongside books of Greek and Norse and African mythology”

17. “On Easter or Christmas Day, my mother might drag me to church, just as she dragged me to the Buddhist temple, the Chinese New Year celebration, the Shinto shrine, and ancient Hawaiian burial sites.”

18. “We have Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, and their own path to grace is one that we have to revere and respect as much as our own”

19. “All of us have a responsibility to work for the day when the mothers of Israelis and Palestinians can see their children grow up without fear; when the Holy Land of the three great faiths is the place of peace that God intended it to be; when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra – (applause) – as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed, peace be upon them, joined in prayer. (Applause.)”

20. “I believe that there are many paths to the same place, and that is a belief that there is a higher power, a belief that we are connected as a people.”

SOURCE: Clash Daily.

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A LITTLE TOILET HUMOR

Of all the posts you find here of cultural significance and social relevance, what kind of sick individual would come up with a post centered around the bathroom?
Oh,yeah….my bad.

Ever notice how foul other peoples’ farts are but your own don’t really smell that bad?

Don’t you hate it when you have to poop right after you get out of the shower?

Ever notice how nobody ever has to poo or pee on any TV program?

Ever leave poo in the toilet so perfect you hate to flush it?

Isn’t one of the most disgusting things in the world going into a public restroom after someone who didn’t flush?

How sad is it that a seemingly-normal person could come up with this stuff off the top of his head?

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COME ON,ADMIT IT. AFTER A LONG TRIP,IT’S ONE OF THE TEN BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD
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I JUST FIGURED MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD BE AS SICK OF THE FERGUSON HYPOCRISY AS I AM AND NEED A LITTLE CHUCKLE. HOPE I’M RIGHT.

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THE MONDAY POST-HOLIDAY LETDOWN

Hope everybody had a wonderful holiday. We enjoyed being at SD’s for dinner (her first attempt) and everything was fairly edible. The menfolk consoled each other as the beloved Bears got whupped by the Dee-troit Lyins. We did a little Christmas shopping online and will probably do the bulk of it that way. Given what the commie pukes are doing at malls around the country,it’s just as well. Some liberal asshat tries to stop me from going into a store and one of us is going to jail.

I’ve read the movie reviews CtH has been posting, and I’d do one on one of my favorite holiday movies, Ernest Saves Christmas, starring the late Jim Varney, if most people didn’t think it was so hokey. It’s one of my favorites only because I saw it in the theater with a very special little lady. When it comes down to it,memories are what count. My other favorite is the 1951 version of Scrooge starring Alistair Sim. I watch it every Christmas Eve with a cup of egg nog or hot cocoa and the lights off. It’s just one of those things.

Ferguson is still making news and, sad to say, even a cynic like me thought they’d give this crap up after a while. Apparently some white folk are fanning the flames with phony rhetoric that the deeply-rooted hatred of whites is bubbling forth. These people seem incapable of rational thought and facts have no relevance. Much of this has been fomented by Obama, Holder, Sharptongue,et al. I’m sure they’re tickled shitless. I’m posting some related articles and I haven’t been on a good rant for days. So be prepared. I have some really funny pictures,which I want to share with you,as always.

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A WORD OF WARNING

Most of you are,I’m sure,fully prepared for the big day Thursday. If you are visiting for the holiday there is little reason for concern. If you are hosting,make your list,check it thrice. It seems every year DW has cooked for the family she gets up that morning and realizes she forgot something. The market was packed yesterday afternoon and will get worse by Wednesday as people rush for last minute staples. Bloodshed over the last bunch of collard greens or the last can of cranberry sauce are a common occurrence. Hint: waiting until Wednesday to buy a frozen turkey to make for Thanksgiving is not a particularly good idea. Marshmallows for the candied yams? Sage for the dressing? Whipped topping for the pie? Your family would readily forgive you if everything isn’t perfect,but a hostess can sometimes be too critical of herself. Plan ahead,enjoy the time with those you love and be thankful it will be another year before you have to go through it again.

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OLYMPIC RECORD HOLDER MICHAEL PHELPS HAS A GIRLFRIEND. SHE USED TO BE A MAN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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PETE SEZ: ‘RELAX’

Seen all the depessing crap I need to see for a day. Time to settle back and do some fun stuff.
I don’t know why I thought of this song,it took a while,even in 1983 for me to figure out they’re talking about self-manipulation, IYKWIM.

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SWEETIE,I WOULDN’T LOSE TOO MUCH SLEEP OVER ABORTION,WERE I YOU
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AN OBAMA VOTER CHECKS HER HAND/EYE COORDINATION
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I FLIPPED A COIN

and decided to do two posts today,or that’s the plan,anyway.

Yeah,everybody’s talking about America being thrown overboard to drown in a sea of brown faces,rushing the southern border with their hands out,grabbing for a life they could only heretofore dream of,at the US taxpayers’ expense. As with many of you,I could not bear to watch the Muslim bastard stare intently into the camera as he read the speech somebody else wrote for him. It sounded sincere even though nearly every word was a blatant lie. He was careful to only refer to himself 31 times in the 15 minute speech. It didn’t sound too unreasonable if you were an ignorant LIV.

All illegals would have to:
Be in the country 5 years
Be the proud owner of at least one anchor baby
Come forth, be registered, and pass a background check
Start paying taxes.

Now consider they’re breaking the law simply by being here. If you really believe they’ll all line up to register,then you believe the maggots that infest our cities would all come forward and register their guns. Not gonna happen.

What he has essentially done is raise his middle finger and show his veral contempt for our America. ‘I did it,now do something about it,bitches.’

The republicans say they plan to fight his unlawful amnesty and stop it somehow. Not gonna happen. Sue him,he claims executive privilege. Try to defund the program,he takes the money from other budgets,likely defense since he hates those military guys anyway. He knows once implemented amnesty will never go away. He’s literally dared them to shut down the government. The GOP knows they lose every time they try because the media attack dogs will maul them mercilessly. Aside from his race,they are his most important shield.

Since he began his political life he’s been aided by a merciless,scorched-earth policy which continues today. He cares nothing for anybody,save himself, as a true narcissist does.

I’m going to try to keep this thread short,as every website around is packed with opinion pieces. I think even the Food Network site and Cars.com have a comment thread.

Don’t be surprised if the Ferguson decision comes down today so the media can concentrate on the riots instead of dealing with their out-of-control,but still loved,fallen angel.

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DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT?

He went there. We all knew that was the plan all along. From the day he seized the office, his intent was to do what he wanted, when he wanted to do it, party and nation be damned. It took two years with absolutely no opposition to ram Obamacare down the country’s collective throat with a liberal mix of bribery, cajoling, and threats to his own party members, to four years of a republican-led House that sent over 350 bills to the Senate where rancid puke Harry Reid stopped every bill from coming to a vote to protect fellow democrats from having to be held responsible for a position and Obola could continue to rule by fiat.

The dems managed to keep control of the Senate in 2012 and through nefarious means,the Muslim held his office somehow. From that moment all pretext about caring for the country,his party, or any race or faith but his own was dropped. The democrats went along with everything he did,giving him their tacit approval. Only after the last midterm did it become clear that he has done irreparable harm to his own party. He couldn’t care less. When we are finally rid of him he will feel fully satisfied that he had accomplished the ‘fundamental transformation’ of the nation that he intended.

Look for the democrats and the Demon to wreak as much damage as possible between now and January when the GOP will control both houses. One thing is sure… Obama’s attitude will not change an iota. He does not believe anybody can/will stop him and unless the republican leadership starts to show a backbone they have yet to show any indication of he will continue his rampage unabated.

MY HEART SO GOES OUT TO THE PEOPLE TRAPPED BY THE HORRENDOUS STORMS IN NEW YORK:
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I CAN’T THINK OF A MORE APPROPRIATE PASSAGE FROM SCRIPTURE FOR THIS CASE:

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SAY GOODBYE, AMERICA

John Harwood at CNBC announced about 10:00 AM CST that Brack Obola is set to announce the death of the nation this Friday. Looking somber while laughing on the inside he will announce the asphyxiation of America by millions of illegal parasites by royal decree. The announcement is to be made in Las Vegas where the honorable Senator Harry Reid plans to announce he intends to steal another election in 2016 with the help of his casino-owning cronies and the vote machine ‘fixers’ from the SEIU.

Not going to be a good day.

Obama to announce immigration order in Las Vegas on Friday
Another source familiar with the situation told CNBC that Obama could yet give a broader outline on an immigration order on Thursday and add detail on Friday.

The Democratic-led Senate last year passed a broad overhaul of immigration with support from some Republicans that boosted border security, increased visas for legal immigrants and a provided a path to citizenship for immigrants illegally in the country.

But the Republican-controlled House balked at acting on any broad measure and House Speaker John Boehner informed Obama earlier this year that the House would not act in 2014. That led Obama to declare he would act on his own by issuing executive orders.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102183389

Have a happy day.

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SHOESCRAPERS R US

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