Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Actually,the truth is I’m posting before my morning nap because DW has a drs. appointment @10:30 and we’re meeting my youngest for lunch at noon so I may be a little late posting today. So I thought I’d post some of the funniest cats and dogs I have. Enjoy.

BoB,you should enjoy this one:

Sitting here, looking out the window, pondering sallying forth in ten degree weather, I spent all of about 30 seconds to come up with a new definition for the changing climate where I live:

Spring….just warm enough to melt the snow

Summer….not quite as cold as winter

Autumn…..pre-winter

Winter….the nine month pause between autumn and spring

I figured by now some enterprising American(maybe Dianny?) would come up with a line of clothing related to Jonathan Goober.
If you google ‘Gruber clothing’,you come up with Hans Gruber,the character played by Alan Rickman in Die Hard. I believe there’s money to be made here by an ambitious individual who has an even sicker mind than I do.

SEE? THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. DON’T TELL ME YOU COULDN’T SELL A TON OF THESE.

Cold,snowy day. DW won a bit of money yesterday playing video slots. These machines are all over our town since the closest casino is in Elgin, Ill. or at the Wisconsin Dells. Apparently the money was burning a hole in her pocket,as Granny would say,so she’s off again. Watching Minnesota and Ohio State play in a blizzard. ‘Tis the season,I guess.

THE MOST CHAUVENISTIC THING YOU’LL EVER SEE

I couldn’t decide which folder to post from,so I just closed my eyes and clicked on one. This was it. Hope you enjoy a little journey to the past.

WE’D FIND A SPOT WITH TWO OF THESE SO WE THOUGHT THE SOUND WOULD BE IN STEREO

I GOT ONE OF THESE FOR CHRISTMAS.RAN OUT OF PAPER CUPS AND SYRUP THE SAME DAY.

HOW MANY HOURS DID YOU SPEND LOOKING THROUGH THESE?

FOR SOME REASON,THESE WERE KNOWN AS ‘CHURCH KEYS’

HOW EXCITED WERE YOU TO FIND THE LITTLE PLASTIC TRINKET?

THIS HURT LIKE HELL,DIDN’T IT?

MY GRANDDAD STEPPED ON ONE OF THESE IN HIS BARE FEET. I HEARD WORDS I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND THE DEFINITION FOR YET.

ANYBODY EVER GET ONE OF THESE TO ACTUALLY WORK?

DID YOU EVER RUSH HOME TO SHOW YOUR MOM A PIECE OF HOMEWORK WITH ONE OF THESE ON IT?

GRANNY GOT ME A BOOK OF BIBLE STORIES WITH BOOKS OF THESE AT THE REDEMPTION STORE

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MEMORIES. SHOW THESE TO YOUR GRANDKIDS AND SEE HOW MANY THEY CAN NAME.

A little of this,a little of that. Some of the usual political stuff and some good things thrown in to make the mix more palatable. Getting a late start,so bear with me. It’s been a long week.

I SURE HOPE I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE TO ANYBODY

Delivered my papers amid swirling snowflakes this morning. It’s 25 degrees. My sister lives in Phoenix. She has a habit of calling at Christmas to send her best wishes. Then she brags that it’s 80,sunny,her DH has the grill going and they just got out of their pool. I hate her.

DON’T LAUGH….BILL CLINTON WOULD HIT IT
(now try to get THAT image out of your mind)

ARE YOU FULLY AWAKE YET?

I left the house for work at 1:30 AM. It was 28 degrees. We don’t have the snow yet,but it’s coming. At least now I drive my own car,which has a decent heater in it. Before I retired,I drove a route truck and cold weather was miserable,especially when the truck had a diesel engine that was prone to gelling up. We had no real summer to speak of,with temperatures getting down to the 40’s many nights and the days getting to maybe 70 or so. The public pools and the water theme park here suffered the most.
All that’s left to do now is hunker down and prepare for the holidays and the bleak landscape we’ll be looking at afterward until at least late April. My gas bill is starting to go up and my electric bill hasn’t gone down much even though we hardly used the central air. This is all part of King Barack I’s scheme to necessarily skyrocket energy prices.
Speaking of which,the miserable prick cut a phony climate deal with the Chinese strongman to inflict even more pain on the American people for no reason other than he wants to. I have a link to it,so I won’t lay it all out here.

February 24,2011. A date that will live in internet infamy. It’s been a long,sometimes difficult,sometimes joyful road. This blog has been my link to the outside world since I don’t have much contact with anyone aside from my family. I have the time to research and post volumes of information and I enjoy doing it. You all are the best friends I’ll never meet. Lord willing,we’ll all be together for a long time to come. God bless all of you who stop by here.

BARRY ALWAYS BOWS TO HIS SUPERIORS