THE OPENING DAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

My beloved Cubs are already 1/2 game out of first place–and they haven’t even played a game yet!

AND THE EASTER BUNNY HAS EARS LIKE THIS AND BRINGS CANDY TO ALL THE POOREST CHILDREN AND WELFARE CHECKS TO THEIR MOMMYS.RICH KIDS ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH,SO THE BUNNY TAKES PART OF THEIR CANDY TO MAKE IT FAIR.

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51 responses to “THE OPENING DAY GRUDGE

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ONLY ONE PRESIDENT HAS EVER IGNORED A SCOTUS ORDER
    It was in 1830 and it turned out badly.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/04/only_one_president_has_ever_ignored_a_scotus_order.html

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    GEORGE ZIMMERMAN DECISION COMING SOON
    Sanford bracing for riots,violence.Thanks,Barry.
    http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/trayvon_martin/040412-george-zimmerman-decision-coming-soon

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A ONE-MAN TENNIS MATCH
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9SOx9jtpqA&feature=player_embedded

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      What I’m tired of is the Democrat assumption that if we don’t agree with THEIR plans, it is not because we have different ideas that might work better, but because we are HATEFUL and GREEDY.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    “THE POWERUL SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN RULES.”
    He said this as he was signing the STOCK Act.He really did.
    http://thehill.com/video/administration/219961-obama-powerful-shouldnt-get-to-create-one-set-of-rules

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    COULTER VS. MALKIN:CONSERVATIVE WOMEN CLASH OVER PALIN
    I think they both look good in leather.Ok.I’m a pig.So sue me.
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/05/coulter-vs-malkin-female-conservatives-clash-over-palin/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    (CHICAGO)PROSECUTORS SEEK LONG SENTENCE FOR BRUTAL PIMP
    I tried pimping once..but I was always too jealous.
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-pimping-predator-0405-20120405,0,1254296.story

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    COURT TELLS OBAMA TO DO HIS JUDICIAL REVIEW HOMEWORK
    His response to the court’s order is due today.Do you think he’ll respond?I don’t either.
    http://news.investors.com/article/606826/201204041844/fifth-circuit-questions-doj-on-judicial-review.htm

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    • This one is right on the money. I’m so sick of hearing people talk about how intelligent Barack Obama is! I’ve been waiting for three years to see some evidence for the claim. I’m still waiting…

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    RATINGS:STEWART,COLBERT TROUNCED BY CARTOONS.RERUNS,PAWN STARS

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/04/04/Stewart-Colbert-Ratings

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ILLINOIS REP TIM JOHNSON TO RETIRE
    Democrap redistricting claims another victim
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/220049-report-rep-tim-johnson-to-retire

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MINDFUL:YOU TRUMPED MY HELEN THOMAS WITH ELENA KAGAN YESTERDAY;CAN YOU TOP THIS????

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ED SCHULTZ BEGINS SHOW BY SAYING: ‘SUCK IT UP,RIGHTIES.’
    How about we leave the sucking to professionals like you,you lardassed troll.
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/04/04/ed-schultz-begins-show-saying-suck-it-righties

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA:JESUS’ TRIUMPH THROUGH CRUCIFIXION HELPS ME IN TROUBLED TIMES.
    Barry:here’s a clue-
    it was the Garden of Gethsemane,
    not the Garden of Get-Some-Of-Me
    The picture shows the Nightmare on the balcony with the Easter Bunny.
    I trust the bunny..him,not so much.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-during-easter-address-jesus-triumph-in-crucifixion-helps-me-during-troubled-times/

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WASHERWOMAN:ROMNEY’S MORMONISM ‘OFF LIMITS’ IN GENERAL ELECTION
    If you believe that,read the book:Gullible’s Travels.You’re not paying attention.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/debbie-wasserman-schultz-romneys-mormonism-off-limits-in-the-general-election/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MOOCHELLE OBAMA TO APPEAR ON COLBERT REPORT
    Maybe she’ll give him a lap dance and smother his scrawney ass!

    Michelle Obama to Appear on Colbert Report

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA CONTINUES STEPPING UP HIS PUBLIC PIETY
    We’ve talked about this before.He is at his phoniest when he feigns being a Christian.Odd thing is I’ve never attended a service where the pastor had to read off a teleprompter.But then again,they spoke from the heart–something Bozo is sorely lacking in.

    Obama Continues Stepping Up his Public Piety

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Kerry did the same thing. The only people who were fooled were going to vote for him anyway.

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SHERIFF JOE DOESN’T TAKE ANY S**T FROM ANYBODY
    Why can’t we have somebody with his backbone running for president?
    http://www.therightscoop.com/arpaio-if-doj-wants-to-take-me-to-court-fine-ill-meet-them-in-court/

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THE TAX HIKE ELECTION OF 2012
    It all depends how many people don’t pay them in the first place.
    http://spectator.org/archives/2012/04/05/the-tax-hike-election-of-2012

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    UMW CHIEF STUNNED AS PRESIDENT MOVES TO KILL OFF COAL INDUSTRY
    Maybe he never heard the story of the frog and the scorpion.
    The scorpion asked the frog to carry him across the flooded river.After the frog did,the scorpion stung him.
    ‘Why did you kill me after I saved your life?’ said the frog.
    ‘You knew I was a scorpion before you did.’
    Some people never learn.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/uaw-chief-blasts-obama-administration-for-killing-off-coal-industry-like-osama-bin-laden/

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    BILL AYERS:WHY DO AMERICAN SOLDIERS GET TO BOARD PLANES FIRST?
    Because,you stinking anti-American Commie fag,they’ve paid a price you coulldn’t come up with a down payment for.I so look forward to the day you’re as relevant as yesterday’s newspaper.

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    • This article is outstanding. A couple of excerpts:

      “So the idea that Trayvon Martin is today’s Emmett Till, as the Rev. Jackson has said, suggests nothing less than a stubborn nostalgia for America’s racist past. In that bygone era civil rights leaders and white liberals stood on the highest moral ground. They literally knew themselves—given their genuine longing to see racism overcome—as historically transformative people. If the world resisted them, as it surely did, it only made them larger than life. It was a time when standing on the side of the good required true selflessness and so it ennobled people. And this chance to ennoble oneself through a courageous moral stand is what so many blacks and white liberals miss today—now that white racism is such a defeated idea. There is a nostalgia for that time when posture alone ennobled. So today even the hint of old-fashioned raw racism excites with its potential for ennoblement.”

      “Before the 1960s the black American identity (though no one ever used the word) was based on our common humanity, on the idea that race was always an artificial and exploitive division between people. After the ’60s—in a society guilty for its long abuse of us—we took our historical victimization as the central theme of our group identity. We could not have made a worse mistake. It has given us a generation of ambulance-chasing leaders, and the illusion that our greatest power lies in the manipulation of white guilt. The tragedy surrounding Trayvon’s death is not in the possibility that it might have something to do with white racism; the tragedy is in the lustfulness with which so many black leaders, in conjunction with the media, have leapt to exploit his demise for their own power.”

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Democrats go on the RAAAAAAACISM! warpath whenever States try to require people to prove citizenship when registering to vote and produce photo ID when actually voting.

      However, when the Bush-Gore race was hotly contested in Florida, Democrats demanded that all MILITARY absentee votes be discarded if they did not meet the most stringent possible interpretation of the regulations for absentee voting.

      E.g., They insisted that only ballots with postage cancellations from the Soldier’s place of deployment should be counted. If a soldier had sent his ballot to his home and asked his family to hand deliver or mail it from a local post office, Democrats wanted it thrown out.

      The military traditionally votes strongly Republican.

      Meanwhile, in neighborhoods that traditionally voted strongly Democrat, the Leftist poll police wanted vote counters to somehow intuit the voter’s intention (to vote Democrat) by counting dimples, hanging chads, and other marks on the ballots that were not strictly legal.

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  20. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Got this in email. A little off color, but it made me laugh, so have to share. “A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: ‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great ……….some asshole’s got my pen!”

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  21. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

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