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THE BAD NEWS:OBAMA LEADS ROMNEY BY SIX IN WSJ/NBC POLL
THE GOOD NEWS:THEY OVERSAMPLED DEMS BY +11
Rasmussen shows Romney leading by four
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/polls/239883-obama-leads-romney-49-percent-to-43-percent-according-to-wsjnbc-poll
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I still say this is all smoke and mirrors. The obama lackies are trying to imply that Barry is still ahead, so that if they cheat and win, no one will be shocked.
The only way we can beat this guy is to vote in droves. A landslide will be impossible to manipulate.
I just hope all these polls get so many of us fired up that people get out and vote!
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FYLTGE
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FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM OBAMA:THIS IS A CHOICE ELECTION,NOT A REFERENDUM ON MY PERFORMANCE
We made our choice long ago.We hasten to bid you adieu
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/07/24/friendly-reminder-from-obama-this-is-a-choice-election-not-a-referendum-on-my-performance-update-new-obama-ad-responds-to-you-didnt-build-that-criticism/
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ROMNEY ADDRESSES THE VFW YESTERDAY
His ending was extraordinary.As he was given a standing ovation,I want you to look at the emotion in his face.You will never,ever see such true humility from Nobama
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So true!
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Or such sincerity.
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At least with Romney we will be voting for an American. The question is, will he be more like Reagan, or go back to the big govt. that was Bush’s “bane”.
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By way of comparison … here’s the end of Obama’s speech to the VFW convention.
Big Fat Lie: “We will never apologize for our way of life; we will never waver in its defense.”
Lame Ending: I couldn’t find anything at YouTube, but the full speech (gag me) is at the WH web site. Shove the red line over to 31:45 and listen to the last bit. Pay attention to his body language at the very end.
Question: I’m interested in what all y’all think about the first ten seconds. He really acts like he’s getting this massive standing ovation or something, but I couldn’t hear applause on my laptop speakers. So I plugged in my big honking speakers and cranked them up. What I heard was polite applause that was quickly petering out before he said, “Please, please, everybody take a seat,” as if he was having to beg them to stop and let him start his speech. Did anyone else hear this or am I projecting?
The video is at the top. The entire transcript is directly below.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2012/07/23/president-obama-speaks-113th-convention-veterans-foreign-wars#transcript
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I turned the sound up as high as it would go, but the applause sounded very tepid to me.
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“We will never apologize for our way of life; we will never waver in its defense.”
Dear Leader is talking about his and his followers (Obama has followers; Others have supporters) way of life: Collectivism, Communism, Socialism, Marxism, whatever means necessary to destroy America and fundamentally change it from the evils of Capitalism which is an outworking of individual liberties and freedoms.
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THE MOST UNLIKELY CONSERVATIVE STATE SENATE CAMPAIGN YOU’RE LIKELY TO SEE
Mindy Meyeris running for state senate in New York on both the republican and conservative ticket.
OK,and she’s good looking,too.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/im-senator-and-i-know-it-the-most-unlikely-conservative-state-senate-campaign-youll-see/
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FADING ROCK STAR,OBAMA
We’ve seen your act,now get off the stage
http://thehill.com/opinion/columnists/cheri-jacobus/239853-fading-rock-star-obama
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No more SRO
No more curtain calls
Roll the credits
(But he could still win best actor for impersonating a president.)
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I’d give Best Impersonation of a President to Kevin Kline … I loved “Dave” 🙂
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I looked for “Hope and Change” by Barack Obama at http://www.onehitwondercentral.com/ but it isn’t listed (yet). ;o)
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IF YOU MISSED RUSH YESTERDAY,THAT WHITE COMEDIAN,PAUL SHANKLIN DID A PARODY TO THE OLD RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS TUNE,I’M THE SOUL OF YOUR HEART’S INSPIRATION
I’ve sung this many times–both parts.He takes off on Barry’s ‘you didn’t build that.’
Please take a listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yrVghrXSN8M
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That was inspired, and inspiring! ♡
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OBAMA KEEPS ON CONNING AMERICA
He fooled millions of people once–he won’t do it again
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/07/obama_keeps_on_conning_america.html
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WITH SO MANY DEMS SKIPPING CONVENTION,NASTY PELOUSY DECIDES TO RAFFLE OFF EMPTY SEATS AS A FUNDRAISING PLOY
What if they gave a convention and nobody came?
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/24/with-so-many-dems-skipping-convention-pelosi-decides-to-raffle-off-empty-dnc-seats-as-fundraising-ploy/
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“What if they gave a convention and nobody came?” ::giggling madly::
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THIS SUPERB FILM OPENS JULY 27 AND FEATURES REV. C.L. BRYANT.
Do yourself a favor and watch this
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WOW!
I sure hope this goes viral!
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WOW is right. I hope that movie makes box office history!
http://www.fandango.com/runawayslave_156949/movieoverview
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SLANDERIA MITCHELL DISMISSES ROMNEY’S VFW RECEPTION:IT’S A ‘VERY CONSERVATIVE GROUP’
Another classless warrior
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2012/07/24/andrea-mitchell-dismisses-romney-vfw-reception-its-very-conservative-g
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she is some piece of work.
The epitome of everything that is wrong with the media.
I have a picture of her as the posture child for the LSM.
Call for a Chrissie graphic?
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HILL BRACES FOR LAME DUCK FRENZY
Liberals delight in shafting the country on their way out the door.Thats how they sneaked Obamacare in late christmas Eve night after many had been voted out.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78934.html
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We just know this is going to get bad this year.
Why do we have so much time before newly elected take over?
This needs to change.
No more lame duck sessions and term limits and we just might have a prayer to save the republic.
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I can agree on the lame duck sessions, but I read a good article about why term limits would be terrible. It made a lot of sense. Don’t remember where I saw it though, dang.
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SCATHING AD FROM SCOTT BROWN
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Wow, that was quite a trip down memory lane!
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Too bad he did not quote MLK
“Let us not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character”
But of course, if he did, he would be called a raaacist.
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Well, he’s running against the Cherokee Princess, isn’t he? Doesn’t that make him automatically a raaaaacist?
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That is, unless he does a little genealogical research and discovers that he’s actually 1/32 Apache or Lakota or something.
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That line about “roads that we built” is crap. Roads are built with tax money. Tax money is paid by people who EARN. Therefore, roads were built with income that was generated by entrepreneurs who created jobs.
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Exactly right.
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I’ve been thinking about what I’ve learned in history … seems to me that commerce came first, then the roads, police, fire, schools etc. came afterwards in response to the needs of the businesses and the communities that grew up around them.
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All true. Who builds a road or a bridge to nowhere? Oh, wait…
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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BTW, thanks for the mama grizzly earrings! ♡♡♡
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ELECTION PROJECTION SHOWS ELEVEN LIGHT BLUE STATES WHERE OBAMA IS WEAK
If the trend holds,Barry may be in for a good old country azz-whoopin’
http://www.electionprojection.com/blog/
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I actually think he will be happy to lose. It will get him to the beach in Hawaii sooner.
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I’ll gladly pay for a one-way ticket for him and his lovely bride.
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It’ll be tough trying to live on his six figure pension, especially since his books aren’t selling any more. So much of their current lifestyle … the body guards, huge staff, big house, vacays, Marine One, Air Force One, are perks attached to the job.
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This is interesting. Their calculations show
Popular vote: Obama 49.2% vs. Romney 49.3%
Electoral vote: Obama 332 vs. Romney 206
(I’m guessing Democrats are currently HUGE fans of the electoral college. ::snort::)
Romney only needs 77 more EVs to win. Eleven of the State they’re currently giving to Obama are considered “weak Obama” and worth 141 EVs.
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YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW ONE FLORIDA STRIP CLUB IS PREPARING FOR THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION
I’m trying to find links to match the quality of the videos today.Not having much luck.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/you-wont-believe-how-one-fl-strip-club-is-preparing-for-the-republican-national-convention/
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OUCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaUXlvaZONo&feature=player_embedded
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BARRY’S HALF SISTER IS A ‘TYPICAL WHITE WOMAN’
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GREAT CLIP FROM THE DAILY SHOW ON LYIN’ BRIAN ROSS
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142688
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EXCELLENT!! LOLOL
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NYPD REBUTS NANNY BLOOMBERG
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=142731
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Whole article is @ http://www.officer.com/blog/10746111/rebuttal-to-mayor-bloomberg. Really good rebuttal. I was wondering how cops felt about that moron Bloomberg’s remark.
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BILL WHITTLE’S TRIFECTA
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I love these guys.
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Funny comment on this at YouTube:
1. You guys didn’t make this video….others did.
2. And none of us watched it……it was other people.
3. And all these comments…….we didn’t post them.
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At 3:29, Whittle talks about not “generally seeing it working the other way around.” I.e., employees sacrificing for employers who are struggling. I have a true example of someone doing that for us. This is uplifting and we all need that as often as possible these days. So … short version, minus identifying info …
Within a week of Saddam Hussein’s invasion of Kuwait … A WEEK … my husband’s young and, until then, up-and-coming architecture firm (employing about ten people) lost all its in-planning projects. Investors, worried we might go to war, decided to wait and see before committing to huge new mortgages.
It killed him to lay everyone off. He knew what having no work meant for our family. Plus it represented the death of his dream to have his own mid-sized architecture firm. He’d wanted this since high school. By the time he was actually able to open, he was in his 40s. (He later learned to love being on his own and working out of our home, but that’s another story.)
But before he closed his office and moved his now-one-man practice into our spare bedroom, he first had to finish some work that was paid for. He asked his landscape architect to stay on for 2 more weeks to complete her part of that work.
At the end of this time, she was astonished when he handed her a paycheck. She knew we were broke, yet for two solid weeks, she had come in every day, done her usual high quality work with her usual excellent attitude, expecting NO compensation. She said it was the right thing to do. “It would not have been professional to leave a job unfinished.”
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Uh-oh… kleenex alert…
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McCASKILL WENT ALL IN FOR OBAMA; ASKED FOR HIM TO HELP HER IN MO.– HE REFUSED. SHE FOUND OUT HOW BARRY TREATS THOSE WHO HELP HIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL8oQy-zwFI&feature=player_embedded
THEY’RE BOTH GETTING TROUNCED IN MIZZOU
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/07/latest-polls-show-obama-lapdog-mccaskill-getting-trounced-in-battleground-missouri/
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I believer every voter has at least one value that matters above all else. If you are talking to anyone for whom LOYALTY is that one value, show them this video.
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Do you think Claire’s catching on what a scumbag he is?
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ONE IN TEN EMPLOYERS SAYING THEY’LL DROP HEALTH CARE COVERAGE
Thats only the beginning
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/07/24/and-so-it-begins-one-in-ten-employers-already-saying-theyll-drop-health-coverage/
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Yep, we have already been told my husband’s company will drop it and take the penalty.
This is the whole sham of obamacare. Instead of just a few people having lousy coverage, we all will. Except of course for the unions and pols who will be exempt.
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People are gonna start running for Congress just so they can get decent health care.
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LOL … good one, Bob. Obama told us ObamaCare would get everyone the gold-plated health care coverage he and his family enjoyed. What it really means is everyone but Congress Critters and Democrat cronies will get even worse coverage than Medicaid and Medicare offer now.
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OBAMA: ‘I’VE GOT TWO DAUGHTERS;I WANT THEM TO CONTROL WHERE THEY GET AN ABORTION’
How many are they planning to get at their age?
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/24/obama-invokes-his-daughters-in-defense-of-planned-parenthood-ive-got-two-daughters-i-want-them-to-control-where-they-can-get-an-abortion/
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Doesn’t it warm your heart to hear the deep love Obama has for his own grandchildren? Wow, what a great guy.
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That’s okay. Who wants to see his line reproduce anyway.
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I was thinking the same thing. And yet he was so busted up about his “practically my son” Trayvon’s death.
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Good point. He chokes up over the death of a teenage thug he’d never met and who was in no way connected to him, but his own grandchildren can be sliced and diced and flushed down the drain and he’ll call it “women’s reproductive health care.”
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ROMNEY CAMPAIGN HOLDING MEETINGS WITH SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS IN SWING STATES
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2012/07/25/romney_campaign_holding_meeting_with_small_business_owners_in_swing_states
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I x-ref’d the eleven “weak Obama” States @ the URL Pete gave us above (http://www.electionprojection.com/blog/) with the 12 where Romney is holding these small business events. Same: Pennsylvania (20), Wisconsin (10), Virginia (13), Ohio (18), Iowa (6), Florida (29), Michigan (16), Nevada (6), New Hampshire (4). (# of electoral votes)
I x-ref’d the odd-balls @ http://electoral-vote.com/. They categorize differently, but list latest poll numbers and past elections. It’s a nice site!
2 “weak” only:
Colorado (9) = Weak Democrat. Latest poll: Obama 45% vs. Romney 44%. 11% Other/Undecided. Obama ’08 by 8.
Minnesota (10) = Likely Democrat. Latest poll: Obama 46% vs. Romney 40%. 14% Other/Undecided. Obama ’08 by 10.
3 “Romney” only:
Missouri (10) = Likely GOP. Obama 42% vs. Romney 49%. 9% Other/Undecided. McCain ’08 by 1.
North Carolina (15) = Barely GOP. Obama 47% vs. Romney 48%. 5% Other/Undecided. Obama ’08 by 1.
New Mexico (5) = Likely Dem. Obama 49% vs. Romney 44%. 7% Other/Undecided. Obama ’08 by 15.
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Love it! Especially the guy with the red sign. Mitt’s voice sounds ragged and tired. I am going to put that on my prayer list. He has to talk every day for months more.
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