THE CONVENTION GRUDGE-MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Not much happening today.The RNC preemptively cancelled todays schedule ahead of Isaac,which veered west toward Louisiana.Democrats are savoring the chance to dredge up the Katrina-Bush-bashing days of old.It matters little that W will not be at the convention and wants nothing more to do with politics.They prefer bullying someone who won’t fight back.Biden cancels crashing the convention and instead went to a meeting with big dem donors and proceeded to insult them by being 2 hours late.A couple hundred protesters have shown up,the rain probably being their first shower since they reached puberty.I fully expect Tingles Matthews to smoke some ‘bath salt’ drugs and try to eat Mika’s face.

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA CAMPAIGN REFUSES CATHOLIC CARDINALS’ OFFER OF PRAYER,WILL HOLD MUSLIM JUMAH AT CONVENTION
    He’s invited 20,000 Muslims..thats right,20K to the convention
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/08/obama-campaign-will-hold-muslim-jumah-at-dnc-but-wont-let-catholic-cardinal-lead-prayer/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MEANWHILE,HIS TALIBAN BUDDIES INVADE DANCE PARTY IN AFGHANISTAN,BEHEAD 17 PEOPLE INCLUDING TWO WOMEN
    I get so sick of people insisting this lowlife is a christian
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/08/taliban-beheads-17-civilians-for-attending-dance-party/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA TELLS SUPPORTERS IF HE LOSES IT’S THEIR FAULT
    He’s taking the term ‘abusive relationship’ to a whole new level
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/26/obama-tells-supporters-if-he-loses-its-their-fault/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ROMNEY:GOP CONVENTION THEME:OBAMA ‘NICE GUY,FAILED PRESIDENT’
    I get so sick of people conceeding this is a nice guy.HE’S NOT!!! He’s a cold,unfeeling,heartless maggot who would sacrifice anybody to save himself.He has used everyone whoever helped him his entire life then threw them away.This is the first time he’s ever been challenged and he’s not coping with it well.We all knew the attacks would get dirtier,more vulgar and more desperate as the day of reckoning draws near.They don’t teach Grace 101 at Chicago thug school.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/08/27/romney-gop-convention-theme-against-obama-will-be-nice-guy-failed-president/

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      I doubt Romney believes BHO is a nice guy. More likely, this is a political tactic. I listen to undecideds and hear this “he’s nice” thing. They still believe it and they’d shut down and tune out if Romney came on all “Obama is an evil man.” Even if ti’s true. But by saying “hey he’s nice, just not competent”, you get them to consider the man’s record as president without turning them off. Turning voters is the important thing now.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TAMPA STRIPPERS FRUSTRATED–REPUBLICANS HAVE MONEY,BUT ARE BEING ‘CONSERVATIVE’
    Maybe they should head to Charlotte for the DNC get-together. No,wait,they’ll be overrun with Muslims and gays. Well,this just blows.
    http://patdollard.com/2012/08/the-girls-are-frustrated-republicans-have-money-tampa-bay-strippers-disappointed-conservatives-being-conservative-so-far/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    PREEMPTIVE RIDICULE OF RNC
    Talk about flogging a deceased equine
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/08/preemptive_ridicule_of_the_rnc.html

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WELFARE QUEEN INCENSED AT BEING CHARGED FOR WATER-DEMANDS ‘REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY’
    This,dear friends,is the prototypical Obama parasite.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lgKiMRpufoM

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    F.CHUCK TODD:SHADOW OF BUSH AND KATRINA HANGS OVER GOP CONVENTION
    Smells like desperation
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/08/26/chuck_todd_shadow_of_bush_and_katrina_hangs_over_gop_convention_.html

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CHICAGO WEEKEND BODY COUNT:9 KILLED.28 WOUNDED
    Most murders there barely rate a mention anymore;life is cheap.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/27/chicago-has-bloody-weekend/

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    • I guess this was inevitable in a country where more than 50 million babies have been legally killed since 1973. Lose respect for life at one stage, and eventually you will lose respect for it at all stages.

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS REPUGNANT LITTLE TWERP ACTUALLY GETS PAID FOR HIS LUNACY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yiet_fyN_ng

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS
    Tony Farmer,one of the nations top 100 college basketball prospects,get videotaped going thug,pounding hell out of his girlfriend.He goes before the judge to be sentenced for assault,fully expecting a free pass,as most star athletes get.He was sentenced to prison.Didn’t handle it well.I really enjoyed this–cause I’m an ass.
    http://patdollard.com/2012/08/oh-shit-teen-basketball-star-tough-enough-to-beat-up-girlfriend-not-tough-enough-to-take-sentence-collapses-in-court/

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      I am so grateful that my dad was not that kind of coach. He gave free passes to nobody. He was all about growing good men through hard work and team effort. When he died, his athletes filled the sidewalks to the funeral home for the wake. For four blocks. In the rain. The next day, the church was packed and spilling out the doors.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA GIVES TOUGH,BAREKNUCKLE INTERVIEW TO….GLAMOUR MAGAZINE
    What a shining example of machismo
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2012/08/27/obama_gives_glamour_magazine_exclusive_interview

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ROMNEY HAS THIS HABIT OF FIERCELY ATTACKING OBAMA BY REPEATING HIS OWN WORDS BACK TO HIM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8BTl2pSmpYk

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TO HONOR NEIL ARMSTRONG,OBAMA POSTS PICTURE…OF HIMSELF
    Hey,he didn’t build that
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/08/26/to-honor-neil-armstrong-obama-posts-a-picture-of-himself

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Barry is just looking home, to whatever planet he came from:
      upURanus?
      or maybe
      iNEPToon?
      There can be no other explanation for his lack of earthly humanity.

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ANOTHER CASE OF SOMEBODY YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T MESS WITH
    He walked on the moon,chump.What have you ever done?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1wcrkxOgzhU

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    FORMER REPUBLICAN CHARLIE CRIST TO SPEAK AT DNC CONVENTION
    If not for Marco Rubio,this asshat would have been the republican senator from Florida.
    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out,you suntanned polesmoker.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katehicks/2012/08/27/so_brave_republican_charlie_crist_to_speak_at_democrat_national_convention

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    • GP's avatar GP

      That’s what the hollywierds get for paying money to see this moron to begin with.
      How can Julianne Moore hold a fundraiser anyway. Isn’t she British and not allowed to contribute to the US election?

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    STUPAK,PRO-LIFE DEMS TO CHALLENGE ABORTION INDUSTRY AT CONVENTION
    You sold your vote against Obamacare in exchange for a useless promise from a congenital liar.Your decision cost you your job.Obama felt…nothing.You served his purpose.Pro-lifers have been shut out of your party for decades.You could have been a national hero.Instead,you’re…nothing.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/08/25/Bart-Stupak-and-Pro-Life-Dems-To-Challenge-Abortion-Industry-at-Democratic-Convention

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    • I wonder if that whole tawdry episode haunts Stupak and the other supposedly pro-life democrats who sold their souls to get obamacare passed… so that now babies can be killed and the taxpayers will have to pick up the tab for it. I wonder if it keeps him awake nights, thinking about how he was used by such an evil man for such an evil purpose.

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      At this point, “Pro-Life Democrat” is an oxymoron. If they’re too DUMB to have figured that out, they deserve whatever they get.

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THE MIND REELS AT THE CRUDE,TASTELESS JOKES I COULD THINK OF…BUT I WON’T OUT OF SENSITIVITY TO THE LADIES PRESENT.I WAS BROUGHT UP RIGHT

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    • Wow, someone really wasted a lot of time and money making those hideous costumes. Ugh.

      Women like that are just giving loads of free ammunition to misogynists. You can’t look at a stunt like that without wondering why some women are such imbeciles, and is there something congenitally wrong with women that makes them behave so idiotically?

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    • GP's avatar GP

      These women are sick. There is no other explanation.

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  19. The Republicans should make such excellent use of dirt as my daughter does! http://westbylife.blogspot.com/2012/08/better-than-wash-me.html

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