HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT

Posted by Pistol Pete

On Feb.6,1911,the only man I would ever call president was born in Tampico,Ill.

We’ll surely never see his like ever again.He had the unique ability to talk above the biased media noise machine rather than try to talk through them.He recognized the innate ability posessed by most Americans to do great things when given the freedom to chase their dreams unfettered by government regulations.Just a few decades removed,he would not even be welcomed in his own party given the spineless,wishy-washy moderate proles who run the party these days and don’t want anybody who would interrupt the incestuous relationship they carry on with the leftist socialists to share the taxpayer-funded benefits.We’ve seen that with Sarah Palin and with the Tea Party candidates last year.If we cannot take our party back,God help us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MR. PRESIDENT

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39 responses to “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CHICAGO POLICE CHANGING RESPONSE PLAN FOR SOME 911 CALLS
    If your house is burglarized or your car’s been stolen,don’t bother calling.The cops are just too busy.
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/02/04/chicago-police-changing-response-plan-for-some-911-calls/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA ELIMINATES COOKED BREAKFAST FOR SOME TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN…LET THEM EAT MRE’s
    When I see the way this muslim bastard has desecrated the office President Reagan had so much respect for he wouldn’t even remove his jacket I literally begin to cry.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/02/obama-eliminates-cooked-breakfast-for-some-troops-in-afghanistan-let-them-eat-mres/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DOJ BLAMING STANDARD &POORS FOR HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSE
    Moodys and Fitch gave mortgage-backed securities high ratings,same as S&P,but they didn’t downgrade government credit rating.You just do not make the Emperor look bad.You will pay a price.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/05/doj-to-sp-how-dare-you-rate-our-mandated-securities-so-highly-or-something/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    FLORIDA HIGH SCHOOL COACH SUSPENDED FOR CALLING MOOCH ‘WIDE BUTT’ MICHELLE OBAMA
    Lets see if I can get in trouble:
    Her ass is six axe handles wide
    Walking away from you she looks like two crazed hogs in a mating frenzy
    No,she’s not stealing watermelons;that’s all her
    A scout troop tried to walk around her…by the end they looked like the Donner party
    Her ass is so big major dressmakers changed the tags to ‘one size fits most’

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/michelle-obamas-posterior-again-the-subject-of-a-public-rant/2013/02/04/c119c9a8-6efb-11e2-aa58-243de81040ba_story.html

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WOMAN ON VACATION WITH HER FAMILY JAILED FOR 22 YEAR OLD MISDEMEANOR
    Meantime,according to the Chicago Tribune,97% of people who shoot and wound victims in Chicago get no jail time.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/28/Woman-Jailed-for-22-Year-Old-Crime

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SMELLY FRENCH FAMILY ASKED TO LEAVE MUSEUM
    I was a stockboy at a small neighborhood grocery store and we had a deranged woman that would come in the store smelling like a shrimp boat outhouse.One of the checkers would follow her around the store with two cans of air freshener,trying to knock down the vapor trail.One day the old man who owned the store told her she’d have to leave and please don’t come back because she smelled so bad she was driving our other customers away. You couldn’t do that today… you’d get sued.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9834828/Smelly-French-family-ordered-to-leave-Musee-dOrsay.html

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    • GP's avatar GP

      We use to get a few vagrants hanging out near the train station in our town. So people decided we needed to help these poor homeless. They built a shelter. More came. They built another shelter. More came. . .
      If you build it, they will come.
      Why hang out in those nasty Chicago shelters when the do gooders in the burbs will built you nicer diggs.

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I guess it is a good thing that they were not visiting the Capitol because we know how Harry Reid hates those smelly tourists invading his cowboy poetry reading space.

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA BUNDLER WHO OVERSAW BANK COLLAPSE COULD GET CABINET APPOINTMENT
    You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one of Barry’s co-conspirators
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/01/obama-bundler-who-oversaw-bank-collapse-may-get-cabinet-nod

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    REVEALED!!! HOW OWLS TURN THEIR HEADS 360 DEGREES
    SOMEBODY CALL HOOT-SHE’LL LIKE THIS
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/01/revealed-how-owls-turn-their-heads-all-the-way-around/

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DICK ‘TOESUCKER’ MORRIS DROPPED BY FOX NEWS
    The last few years he’s been calling himself a republican.His next announced appearance will be on CNN with Queers Morgan.Morris is a hired gun who will work for anybody who pays him.Trouble is,he’s firing blanks although there is a lot of smoke.
    http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/dick-morris-dropped-by-fox-news/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    KARL ROVE VS. THE FAR RIGHT
    If I were launching a new conservative venture, the last venue I’d choose for the announcement would be the New York Times. Karl Rove has gone to the Times to announce that he has created a new “conservative” entity “to recruit seasoned candidates and protect Senate incumbents from challenges by far-right conservatives and Tea Party enthusiasts.”

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2013/02/05/bozell-column-karl-rove-vs-far-right

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ROVE GOES ON HANNITY TO CONVINCE BIG MONEY DONORS HE DIDN’T SPEND $300 MILLION OF THEIR MONEY FOR NOTHING
    I could survive an awful long time without hearing this slug again
    http://www.therightscoop.com/karl-rove-responds-to-accusations-of-him-being-at-war-with-the-tea-party/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SMARTASS GIRL MOUTHS OFF TO JUDGE; ASKS HIM TO GO FORTH AND REPRODUCE BY HIMSELF…GETS 30 DAYS
    You’ve gotta see this video.Obviously a spoiled-rotten Obamabot.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/florida-judge/2013/02/05/girl-curses-florida-judge-hearing-gets-sentenced-extra-30-days-jail

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MONOPOLY REPLACES FLAT IRON WITH CAT PLAYING PIECE
    Today’s most significant news story
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/06/monopoly-replaces-classic-token-with-only-other-acceptable-alternative/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CHRIS CHRISTIE EATS DOUGHNUT,TRADES FAT JOKES WITH LETTERMAN
    This guy is being touted as presidential material.I feel this would be a big mistake.He’s a politician.He does what’s in his own best interest.He did irreparable harm to Romney when he buddied up to Barry after Sandy.Keep in mind his state is majority democrat and he’s up for reelection this year.He may not be a democrat,but he’s far from a conservative.
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/christie-donut-fat-jokes-letterman-video-153051508–election.html

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    GIVEN BARRY FEELS FREE TO TARGET AMERICANS ABROAD,THIS ISN’T MUCH OF A STRETCH
    He could start with the Englewood neighborhood in his home town.The crime rate there is about one per person.

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA TO MAKE FIRST VISIT TO ISRAEL SINCE BECOMING AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2013/02/05/obama-to-finally-make-a-visit-to-israel-as-president-n1505743

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    As always,I tried to bring you something a little different,maybe a little entertaining.Make of it what you will.

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  18. Hi! If you haven’t seen it, I recommend this inspiring episode of Dragnet.

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  19. GP's avatar GP

    The Great Ronulus Maximus.
    The only president I ever voted for, instead of against the other guy.
    I am so proud he is a fellow Aquarian.
    And I am so proud he is a real Illinoisian.
    Happy Birthday Mr. President.
    Wish I could think he is resting in peace, but I am sure his spirit is pacing
    the halls of heaven, wondering what the heck happened to his beloved country.

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  20. GP's avatar GP

    If case you haven’t heard this one yet:

    I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

    “What day is tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”

    She is a smart kid. I asked “What does President’s Day mean?”

    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln …. etc.

    She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House,

    and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit.”

    You know, It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

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