82 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS; SHOP EARLY

Went online this morning to reconcile my bank account with the figures in my checkbook. Apparently the bank is using common core math,because there was a substantial discrepency in the figures. I can’t see where the mistake is,but you don’t argue with the bank. Just assume they’re right or risk a visit from Mister Overdraft. Then you get that note in the mail informing you that the bank has charged you more of what they already know you don’t have any of.

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House: No Ebola travel restrictions
    Earnest said President Obama has “strong confidence” in the man’s medical care and the measures currently in place to prevent Ebola’s spread.

    “We’ve provided guidance to pilots, flight attendants and others who are responsible for staffing our transportation infrastructure to ensure that if they notice individuals who are exhibiting symptoms … that the proper authorities are notified,” Earnest said.

    Excuse me…I have to go throw up now.
    We can trust everything they tell us.Can’t we?Can’t we?
    http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/219492-white-house-no-ebola-travel-restrictions

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure we can, because we all got to keep our doctors and health plans, just like they promised. Plus, transparency.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CDC: DEADLY Enterovirus D68 Sweeping Across US – May Have Killed More Children
    The Enterovirus D68 that is spreading among children across the U.S. particularly in the Midwest. The mysterious disease has been known to afflict Central America in the past.

    When is he going to declare a national state of emergency so he can declare martial law and suspend elections?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/deadly-enterovirus-d68-sweeping-across-us-exists-in-central-america/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Schedule || Thursday, October 2, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on October 1, 2014, 7:43 pm

    fundraising and partying…it’s what he does.
    10:55 am CT || Attends a fundraiser with Illinois Governor Pat Quinn; Private Residence, Chicago
    1:15 pm CT || Delivers remarks on the economy; Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
    2:35 pm CT || Departs Gary, Indiana
    5:25 pm || Arrives White House
    8:00 pm || Delivers remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s 37th Annual Awards Gala; Washington

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NANCY PELOSI CHIDES REPORTER FOR USING TERM ‘ILLEGAL ALIENS’
    Today’s shock therapy
    <img src="” alt=”” />
    Are you referring to undocumented people who are in the United States?” Pelosi questioned.
    “Illegal aliens, yes ma’am,” the reporter responded.
    “Undocumented people, OK,” Pelosi said again.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/01/Pelosi-Corrects-Reporter-s-Usage-of-Illegal-Aliens

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    StL County Grand Jury Leak: “Isn’t Enough at This Point to Warrant Arrest” of Officer Wilson
    I know someone sitting on the grand jury of this case There isn’t enough at this point to warrant an arrest,” a person using the Twitter handle @thesusannichols claimed at 9:45 a.m. Wednesday during a conversation about the case.

    “This is in the realm of rumor and speculation,” cautioned Peter Joy, director of the Washington University School of Law’s Criminal Justice Clinic, when asked about the tweet. “If I were a betting person, I would assume that this is just some person who made up something out of thin air.”

    Get some marshmallows…Ferguson will burn if Wilson is not charged.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/st-louis-county-grand-jury-leak-there-isnt-enough-at-this-point-to-warrant-arrest-of-officer-wilson/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Video: ACLU Member Says Christians Just As Extreme As ISIS –
    One woman responded simply, “Nothing.” An ACLU representative also declared that the group “had no position on the conflict.” Watters declared incredulously, “You are fighting the war on Christmas harder than you are fighting the war on terror!” But this is the aggressive ACLU we are talking about, so it’s not as if they had no position whatsoever. Waters later questions revealed their true opinion on how ISIS should be treated.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kristine-marsh/2014/10/01/video-aclu-member-says-christian-extremists-just-extreme-isis?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=marketing&utm_term=facebook&utm_content=facebook&utm_campaign=aclu-isis-christians#sthash.sfmq86dn.dpuf

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘A Story Of Heroism And Courage’: Al Sharpton Declares ‘National Breast Awareness Month’
    this racist filth with the IQ of a tennis shoe is making loads of money.It’s just not right.
    http://patdollard.com/2014/10/a-story-of-heroism-and-courage-al-sharpton-declares-national-breast-awareness-month/#dHLyJUfFPWuEkFTf.99

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    State Department Disagrees With Netanyahu’s Charge That Militant Islam Aims to ‘Dominate World’

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The White Man Created Ebola To Kill Black People, Says Noted Scientist Louis Farrakhan
    <img src="Louis Farrakhan / AP Photo” alt=”” />
    Henry Kissinger, the Secretary of State under George Herbert Walker Bush, wrote: “Depopulation should be the highest priority of foreign policy towards the Third World…”
    Another method is disease infection through bio-weapons such as Ebola and AIDS, which are race targeting weapons. There is a weapon that can be put in a room where there are Black and White people, and it will kill only the Black and spare the White, because it is a genotype weapon that is designed for your genes, for your race, for your kind.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/02/the-white-man-created-ebola-to-kill-black-people-says-noted-scientist-louis-farrakhan/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ONE HUNDRED Texans exposed to Ebola patient as his quarantined girlfriend reveals his sweat-soaked sheets are still on their bed. Panicked parents pull their children from school after being handed notes saying ‘everything is fine’
    Louise said CDC have not told her what to do with Duncan’s sweaty sheets, pillows and the towels he used while contagious
    <img src="Gabriella Beltran, right, walks from Hotchkiss Elementary with her children Valeria Curranza, Joseph Manuel Beltran and Oliver Torres in Dallas on Wednesday after parents were asked to pick their children up early. Children who were in close contact with the man who has Ebola attend the school - causing some panicked parents to temporarily remove their kids” alt=”” />

    100 people being sought who had contact with Duncan – including five children
    Panic-stricken parents removing students from four affected Dallas schools despite authorities’ notes claiming ‘everything is fine’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777788/Panicked-parents-pull-kids-school-s-revealed-Ebola-patient-Texas-throwing-place.html#ixzz3F0jNSk7J

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ICMYI:
    Sadie and Mark’s Waltz – Dancing with the Stars
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1JOC6ASs8

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Wyoming Elementary School Students To Have Spanish-Only Classes
    Kindergartners and first grade students will not be allowed to speak English in half of their classes at a Wyoming elementary school this year. The reason, said officials at Park Elementary School in Casper, Wyoming, is the school is now offering dual-language education.

    The 5- and 6-year-old students will speak Spanish for half the school day, and English for the other half. It is all part of a new program in the state designed to help students learn a second language more quickly.

    WHAT IN THE BLOODY F*CKING HELL IS GOING ON?WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE LIVING IN?IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE,FINE.BUT FORCING 5 AND 6 YEAR OLDS TO SPEAK SPANISH SO THE ILLEGALS WON’T FEEL BAD IS BULLS**T
    http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/wyoming-elementary-school-teaching-some-classes-only-spanish#sthash.nIDPu6Ao.dpuf

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      This is actually a great way to learn a language. When my bro was abroad, he put his kid into a local school where nobody spoke English. She learned so fast, he had her translating for him when they went shopping. She was 5.

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      • Some friends of ours had a cook/nanny from Taiwan when their son was just a baby, and that little boy learned to speak Chinese like a native. It was a hoot to hear perfect Chinese (I’m guessing Mandarin, although I’m not sure) coming from the mouth of that little blonde-haired blue-eyed kid.

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        • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

          My brother speaks Japanese. He was on an airport bus once with a Japanese mom and young boy who had just arrived in the U.S. The boy, about 5 yo, was on his knees, eagerly looking out at America for the first time when he exclaimed, in Japanese, “Mommy! They have McDonald’s HERE TOO!”

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    George Zimmerman not expected to face civil rights charges in Trayvon Martin death
    The federal investigation of Zimmerman was opened two years ago by the department’s civil rights division, but officials said there is insufficient evidence to bring federal charges. The investigation technically remains open, but it is all but certain the department will close it.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/george-zimmerman-not-expected-to-face-civil-rights-charges-in-trayvon-martin-death/2014/10/01/4cd2ebd2-498e-11e4-a046-120a8a855cca_story.html

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    With her eye on 2016, Clinton enters fray
    Hillary Clinton has entered the midterm election battle by doing a few fundraisers for Democratic candidates, but her itinerary seems as much focused on 2016 as this November.

    Clinton has stayed away from conservative-leaning battleground states, where her popularity is mixed, and stuck instead to important 2016 primary states and strongholds of support on the East and West coasts.

    Most candidates would much rather have Cankles campaigning for them than the Boy King.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/219535-with-her-eye-on-2016-clinton-enters-midterm-fray

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama: Born-Again Idiot
    Obama didn’t know anything and he never knew it. At least not until, like smuggling weapons to druglords, bugging journalists, IRSing his political enemies and killing vets, his right hand found out about what his left hand was doing from the morning paper.

    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/obama-born-again-idiot/

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Maybe if he went to his intelligence briefings once in a while … ahem. I read the Lefties saying it’s no biggie, just more rightwingnut bs, because Clinton read his briefings too. It was BOOOOOSH who switched to meeting regularly with his team so he could ask questions. If the Lefties who apologize for Oblamer no matter what had any brain cells, it might occur to them to notice that Bush and Obama have been CINCs during WAR TIME. Clinton was busy coasting his way through the post-Reagan years.

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  16. “Without explanation,” the NY Times and the Wash Post deleted the word “female” from their coverage of the Gonzalez intruder overpowering a female agent in the White House. Maybe she was a Democrat, too, but you can bet they wouldn’t tell us that, either.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/secret-service-requires-female-agents-meet-lower-physical-strength-standards-male-agents_808441.html

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  17. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    It might be worth your time to find the $ problem, Pete. My brother and I have both found errors made by the banks that, when we pointed them out, were corrected and we got the fees refunded. But you only have 30 days to contest it.

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    • I agree. I find errors in my bank statement every now and then, and whenever I point it out to the bank, they correct it and refund the fees. (I don’t bother if it’s a tiny amount — only it it’s enough to warrant the trouble of contesting it.) I have done the same with credit card statements. A couple of months ago I saw an interest charge on my Visa bill, which I was pretty sure was wrong, since I pay my bills on time and in full. All it took was a call to HQ, and the charge was eliminated. Five minutes to save almost ninety bucks? I’ll take it.

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      • Except that sometimes checking statements costs you money. I still do it anyway, but once I found a mysterious deposit in our bank account that I couldn’t explain. I asked them about it, and it turns out they deposited some poor guy’s paycheck into our account by mistake. Gotta wonder how that happens.

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        • Haha! I’ve never had that happen, but one time I went to the drive-up to cash a check, and the teller gave me $100 more cash than she was supposed to. I had to park the car and go inside the bank and explain to the people what had happened before they would let me return the money. They all looked at me kind of flabbergasted, as if they couldn’t believe I was returning the money, when I could have driven off with it and no one would ever have known. Of course the books would not have balanced at the end of the day, but no one would ever have known where that missing $100 went. Well, no one other than me. 🙂

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  18. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Passing on that pregnancy graphic NOW. I’ve got two Facebook friends who are expecting! LOL

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  19. Here’s something stunning. Courtesy of Irish.

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