D.C. Clothesline – After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt). Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?
See more at D.C. Clothesline.
“Jobs for Jihadists” Applications Flood State Department
Filed under State Department, Terrorism
polination.blog 
That last bit about being sultan isn’t satire!
LikeLike
That should be Caliph of the USA… not Sultan!!
Sorry application denied.
LikeLike
I like the “LOL!” about the not practicing taqiyya part.
LikeLike