ET TU, FIFA?

With the exception of the United States, the most popular sport on the planet, far and away is football (soccer). People take it very seriously. And as usual, there is money in it. Big money. The World Cup is played every four years and is broadcast across the globe to billions of rabid fans. Turns out FIFA operates on the same principles as the American political system. If you wanna play,you gotta pay. There are a small number of officials on the FIFA board who determine which country will host the games. The US Justice Department  has handed down a 45-count indictment and so far 14 individuals have been indicted.

FIFA indictment: Seedy inner workings and how one bribe led to the next

On May 15, 2004, FIFA’s executive committee held a vote to select the host nation for the 2010 World Cup. In the running were South Africa, Egypt and Morocco.

Among those in the room that day were Jack Warner and Chuck Blazer, each of whom had a vote.

Several months earlier, Warner, former president of CONCACAF, and Blazer, the former CONCACAF general secretary, travelled to Morocco and met with a member of the country’s bid committee. During the meeting, the Moroccan official offered Warner $1 million in exchange for his vote.

Chuck Blazer plead guilty to racketeering, wire fraud, money laundering and other charges. (AP)

Little did the Moroccan official know his bribe wasn’t even close; South African officials were prepared to do 10 times better, offering Warner $10 million.

South Africa eventually won the bid, getting votes from Warner, Blazer and one other associate who were in on the fix.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fifa-indictment–the-seedy-inner-workings-and-how-one-bribe-led-to-the-next-224541176.html

Loretta Lynch-Whitey Goes After FIFA

Many of the individuals and organizations we will describe today were entrusted with keeping soccer open and accessible to all. They were expected to uphold the rules that keep soccer honest and to protect the integrity of the game. Instead they corrupted the business of worldwide soccer to serve their interests and to enrich themselves.

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/loretta-lynch-goes-after-fifa

AH!BUT SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO LYNCH-WHITEY IS NOT GOING AFTER:

Corrupt FIFA Has Clinton Foundation Ties; World Cup Host Qatar Gave Millions

ISN’T IT IRONIC THAT WHEN THERE’S A SHADY DOLLAR TO BE HAD,THE KLINTOONS ARE RIGHT THERE.

The Clinton global charity has received between $50,000 and $100,000 from soccer’s governing body and has partnered with the Fédération Internationale de Football Association on several occasions, according to donor listings on the foundation’s website.

Involvement with the embattled body extends beyond the foundation to Bill Clinton himself. The former president was an honorary chairman of the bid committee put together to promote the United States as a possible host nation for the 2018 or 2022 World Cup.

When the U.S. lost the 2022 bid to Qatar, Clinton was rumored to be so upset he shattered a mirror.

But apparently Qatar tried to make it up to him.

The Qatar 2022 Supreme Committee, partnering with the State of Qatar, “committed to utilizing its research and development for sustainable infrastructure at the 2022 FIFA World Cup to improve food security in Qatar, the Middle East, and other arid and water-stressed regions

throughout the world,” according to the Clinton Foundation website.

The cost of the two-year project is not listed on the Clinton Foundation website, but the Qatar 2022 committee gave the foundation between $250,000 and $500,000 in 2014 and the State of Qatar gave between $1 million and $5 million in previous, unspecified years.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/27/corrupt-fifa-has-clinton-foundation-ties-world-cup-host-qatar-gave-millions.html

Clinton Foundation took at least $1,250,000 from Qatar and World Cup committee embroiled in soccer bribery scandal – and up to $100,000 from FIFA itself
‘Qatar 2022 Supreme Committee’ is the entity responsible for organizing the Gulf state’s 2022 World Cup bid and the resulting preparations
FIFA itself is also listed as a donor to the foundation, giving up to $100,000
Clinton Foundation website discloses donations from the committee of between $250,001 and $500,000, including a donation in 2014
Qatar itself has donated between $1 million and $5 million to the foundation, and did it before 2014
The tiny Middle Eastern country won the rights to host the 2022 global soccer tournament in December 2010
Clinton Foundation later said Qatar worked toward ‘utilizing its research and development for sustainable infrastructure at the 2022 FIFA World Cup’

WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT THESE TWO CORRUPT PARASITES WILL SOON HAVE THEIR HANDS ON CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY ONCE AGAIN.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3099839/Clinton-Foundation-took-1-250-000-Qatar-World-Cup-committee-implicated-FIFA-bribery-scandal.html#ixzz3bS2dnYXs

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Illinois Democrats Seek To Tax Their Way Out Of Fiscal Mess
    In this case, the Death Star is the teacher unions. At their behest, the state House and Senate are preparing to send Rauner a bloated $36 billion budget that they know is $3 billion out of balance.

    Our sources in Springfield, however, say that the legislature is using budget gimmicks and the real spending gap is far more. Democrats approved a spending plan that thumbs its nose at the cuts Rauner requested.

    It’s a brazen power play by House Speaker-for-life Michael Madigan.

    MEET MIKE MADIGAN.HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL FIGURE IN THE POLITICAL SEWER THAT IS ILLINOIS.HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL BEING ELECTED THE STATE’S ATTORNEY GENERAL.

    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/052715-754539-democrats-in-springfield-avoid-cuts-seek-taxes-instead-to-close-budget-gap.htm#ixzz3bSAFm87f

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Whines About Global Warming On Twitter While Flying On Air Force One To Attend DNC Fundraisers In Miami…

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    • Simply refusing to say the words “Our President Is A Muslim” doesn’t mean that our President isn’t a Muslim. Okay, I think I got it.

      And since he must be in every photo of every tweet, fair warning: he’s only got two Easters left to Photoshop his face up on the cross.

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      WHEN 97% of CLIMATE SCIENTISTS agree, I might (repeat MIGHT) consider not being a skeptic. Since Oblahblah et al. include people like Bill Nye in their count and exclude actual CLIMATE SCIENTISTS (the many who disagree with them), I’ll put that “97%” in the same place I put the “hottest year in recorded history.”

      And while we’re on the subject of “majority rule dictates truth”, what about the majorities who oppose Obamacare? Or the fact that the largest faith group in the world is CHRISTIAN? Or that all of our nation’s founders were at least nominally Christian and not one of them was Muslim? Sheesh.

      http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2015/05/27/obama-thanks-muslims-for-building-the-very-fabric-of-our-nation/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Teflon Tony Rodham, the Clintons’ Shady Id

    Sitting in a courtroom three years ago, after skipping out on a sizable legal bill, Hillary Rodham Clinton’s youngest brother struck a reassuring tone: Don’t worry, the money is coming. “I deal through the Clinton Foundation,” Tony Rodham said, according to court transcripts uncovered by the New York Times. He gave his word that Hillary and Bill were setting him up with Haitian-government permits to build a $22 million housing development in the earthquake-stricken country.
    YOU WANNA BET AT FAMILY DINNERS THE SILVERWARE HAS TO BE CHAINED TO THE TABLE SO THESE CRETINS DON’T STEAL EVERYTHING?
    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/418964/teflon-tony-rodham-clintons-shady-id-brendan-bordelon

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Ann Coulter: Big Amnesty Push for Illegals all about Securing Votes for Democrats
    DREAMBOAT ANNIE OVERSTATING THE OBVIOUS.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    AFL-CIO’s Trumka Warns Clinton Against Fast-Track Support, Might Not Endorse Presidential Candidate

    WHAT A STEAMING PANTLOAD.HE’LL STILL FORK OVER MILLIONS IN MEMBERS’ DUES JUST SO HE CAN GET HIS CUT.
    The powerful labor union — a frequent Democrat ally — has been a leading voice opposing Obama’s push for fast track trade authority and the Trans-Pacific Partnership. The union argues it would hurt American workers.

    “Our wages have been stagnant for too long it’s time to raise wages and this agreement will lower American wages,” Truck told USA Today in a video interview.
    “It will be tougher to mobilize working people. It’ll be tougher to get them to come out excited and work to do door-knocking and leafleting and phone-banking and all the things that are going to be necessary if she is the candidate and we endorse her to get elected. It will make it far more difficult,” he said.
    THEY’LL JUST HAVE TO PAY THEM A BONUS FOR WORKING ON COMPANY TIME TO GET OUT THE DEMOCRAT MINIONS
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/28/afl-cios-trumka-warns-clinton-against-fast-track-support-might-not-endorse-presidential-candidate/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Pro-Crime Policies Work

    Despite a generation in which radical anti-crime policies such as enforcing the law and locking up criminals slashed murder rates, there’s still plenty of debate over whether anti-crime policies work.

    But no one can argue over whether pro-crime policies work.

    108 people were shot in New York, Baltimore and Chicago over the weekend. Many of the casualties were saved from that terrible “school-to-prison pipeline” that bedevils promising young crack dealers and instead went straight to the morgue.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/pro-crime-policies-work/

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Bikers Plan ARMED Anti-Islamist Protest Outside Terrorist Mosque in AZ

    ONE THING IS SURE…THESE COWARDLY RAGHEADS WON’T DARE CONFRONT A BUNCH OF ARMED,PISSED OFF PATRIOTS.
    On Friday, May 29, 2015, a group of bikers in Arizona plan to host an anti-Islam demonstration outside of the Islamic Community Center in Phoenix. Dubbed as “Freedom of Speech Rally Round 2,” a reference to American blogger Pamela Geller’s ‘Draw Muhammad’ cartoon contest in Garland, Texas earlier this month, the event, organized on Facebook, is described as a “response to the recent attack in Texas where 2 armed terrorists with ties to ISIS, attempted to kill a bunch of people.”
    THESE TWO IGNORANT NEGROES PRETENDING TO BE MUSLIMS,DRESSED IN FULL BODY ARMOR AND CARRYING AK-47S WERE TAKEN OUT BY A SINGLE SECURITY OFFICER WITH A SERVICE REVOLVER.DUMBASSES.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/bikers-plan-armed-anti-islamist-protest-outside-terrorist-mosque-in-az/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS IS HARD TO WATCH:

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Top Ten “Consulting” Services Offered by Bill Clinton

    Posted on May 27, 2015, 11:57 am by Keith Koffler

    So, we learn today that Bill Clinton established a secret company through which he funneled secret earnings that the Clintons tried to keep secret.

    The work was for “consulting.” It’s a common job around Washington, consulting. Who knows what it means?

    That’s why I sent a team of reporters to find out just what kind of consulting advice Bill Clinton was offering to his well-heeled corporate clients.

    Here, for you, are the top ten:

    1. How to create proper feng shui in your office and also turn it into a sex palace.

    2. The meaning of word “is” – with additional information on how to use it in a sentence.

    3. How to get the full value out of your interns.

    4. Worried your son may one day face a draft? 1960s draft-dodging techniques updated for the 21st century.
    5. Strategies for lying to a grand jury and not going to jail.

    6. How to turn the presidency into a money-making extravaganza.

    7. Why starting your own charity is the perfect scam.

    8. Someone caught you cheating? How to convince your wife it’s all just part of a “vast right wing conspiracy.”

    9. Ramen Noodle Rich: How to scrape by on $25 million a year.

    10. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus? Okay, how to meet chicks on Mars.

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    If You Don’t Want to Pay Your Employees $15 an Hour, Get Them in a Union

    Rusty Hicks, who heads the county Federation of Labor and helps lead the Raise the Wage coalition, said Tuesday night that companies with workers represented by unions should have leeway to negotiate a wage below that mandated by the law.

    Now why would unions want to “negotiate” to pay workers less than the minimum wage? The entire union argument is based on getting more wages, not less than the basic minimum.
    But the $15 minimum wage makes certain industries economically unfeasible. We knew that all along.

    Union backing for the minimum wage created an environment in which a lot of jobs would be lost. Now the unions can step in and offer an alternative by using their political muscle to carve out an exemption for them.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/if-you-dont-want-to-pay-your-employees-15-an-hour-get-them-in-a-union/

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Megyn Kelly SLAMS Baltimore prosecutor: ‘EXHIBIT NO. 1′ that cops won’t get a fair trial in Gray case

    “If it gets moved to another county, she is still the prosecutor,” Kelly noted. “But she appears to be a problem. I mean, schooled and learned lawyers in the state of Baltimore are coming out using the word ‘disbarment’ for this type of behavior when it comes to a D.A.”

    One legal observer compared Mosby to former District Attorney Mike Nifong, who was disbarred in 2007 for placing political ambition above justice when prosecuting the Duke lacrosse case.
    PICTURE:
    RACIALIST MARILYN MOSBY AS NERO;
    THE COLESSEUM IS FILLED WITH SCREAMING BLACK PATRONS AS THE SIX POLICE OFFICERS STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA WITH WILD ANIMALS WAITING TO BE LOOSED UPON THEM.SHE STANDS UP,PUTS HER THUMB IN THE AIR,THEN TURNS IT DOWN.THESE COPS DON’T HAVE A CHANCE.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/28/megyn-kelly-slams-baltimore-prosecutor-exhibit-no-1-that-cops-wont-get-a-fair-trial-in-gray-case-208187#ixzz3bSOii3gO

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Baltimore Mayor Lashes Out at FNC Reporter Asking about Recent Violence – Dana Loesch
    STEPHANIE RAWLINGS-BLAKE TAKES AFTER HER IDOL,CHICAGO JESUS.NOTORIOUSLY THIN-SKINNED AND REFUSES TO ANSWER QUESTIONS SHE DOESN’T LIKE.
    CONFESSION:I POSTED THIS BECAUSE I LIKE LOOKING AT MEGYN AND DANA AT THE SAME TIME.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Baltimore Residents Fearful Amid Rash Of Homicides

    BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR,BALTIMORONS…YOU MIGHT GET IT.
    West Baltimore residents worry they’ve been abandoned by the officers they once accused of harassing them, leaving some neighborhoods like the Wild West without a lawman around.

    “Before it was over-policing. Now there’s no police,” said Donnail “Dreads” Lee, 34, who lives in the Gilmor Homes, the public housing complex where Gray, 25, was chased down. “People feel as though they can do things and get away with it. I see people walking with guns almost every single day, because they know the police aren’t pulling them up like they used to.”
    “Our officers tell me that when officers pull up, they have 30 to 50 people surrounding them at any time,” Batts said.

    Batts provided more details at a City Council meeting Wednesday night, saying officers now fear getting arrested for making mistakes.
    http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2015/05/28/baltimore-residents-fearful-amid-rash-of-homicides/

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    • But … but “Dreads” Lee (winner, 2012 Nobel Prize in Chemistry) shouldn’t have to worry … “Rabbit” Shabazz and his lagomorph cavalry are armed and on their way!! (see below)

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    IS IT JUST ME,OR DOES CHELSEA KIND OF FAVOR ERROR-PHATT?

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama Dubs Herself “Hugger-In-Chief”…

    Although she still prefers Queen of America.
    NO WHITE BRATS ALLOWED,SORRY

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Shabazz: Calls on Nation of Islam, NBP ‘Army’ to ‘Defend Us With the Force of Arms’
    THIS PIECE OF RACIST SHIT IS A LAWYER??

    HEY,MALIK ZULU SHITHEAD:YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN,THEYRE’S SOME GOOD ‘OL BOYS IN TEXAS THAT WOULD LIKE TO PARTY WITH YOU.
    On last week’s episode of the official broadcast of the New Black Panthers Party’s “Black Power Radio,” former national chairman of the New Black Panther Party and current national president of Black Lawyers for Justice Malik Zulu Shabazz, said it is time for black groups like The Nation of Islam, the Huey P. Newton Gun Club and the New Black Panthers to organize, arm themselves and patrol to defend black communities against police brutality.
    We should strive to build a united front, … and start patrolling these streets,” he said. “To hell with these conservatives. They want all these God damn guns. They want all the guns and they don’t want us to have none. They are only jumping up and down cause it ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/05/27/shabazz-calls-on-nation-of-islam-nbp-army-to-defend-us-with-the-force-of-arms/

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    • We know it’s popcorn time when Pistol Pete and Malik Shabazz both look forward to the hold-onto-your-seats it’s-a’comin’ Great Rabbit Hunt.

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Flashback: Hillary Promised Voters There Would Be No More Clinton Scandals

    Question: ‘How do we know no new business or personal scandal involving Bill Clinton won’t erupt’….

    Hillary: ‘That is not going to happen’

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    • When Bill & Hillary were younger their scandals “erupted” with the passion only youth can bring to any full-bodied brouhaha. Now that they’re older, unfortunately, their scandals just trickle or dribble out. Happens to all of us.

      So she wasn’t “lying” lying, exactly …

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Clinton Foundation didn’t report another $26.4 million in speaking fees
    NOPE,THAT’S SURE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

    The Clinton Foundation confirmed Thursday that it received as much as $26.4 million in previously unreported payments from foreign governments and corporations for speeches given by the Clintons.

    It’s the latest in a string of admissions from the foundation that it didn’t always abide by a 2008 ethics agreement to disclose its funding sources publicly. That agreement, penned as Hillary Clinton became secretary of state, is certain to continue the headache that the foundation’s work and donors have become for Clinton as she makes another run at the White House.
    http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2015/05/23/clinton-foundation-didnt-report-another-26-4-million-in-speaking-fees/

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    State Department Train Wreck Marie Harf Promoted To Lead Kerry’s Iran Nuke PR Team…
    WHO DID THIS IGNORANT SLUT HAVE TO BLOW TO GET THIS GIG?JOHNNY OR TERAYZA?

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    • Harfing? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

      And who composed this erudite missive? “… will be beginning in a new role …” This comes from the department responsible for communication? Somebody harfed up the syntax.

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      • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

        Yeah, really. There’s so much garbage in this … the entire first paragraph, for example.

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Clinton VP Frontrunner: I Use Govt Email for Govt Work ‘But That’s Besides the Point’
    THE DEMS PLAN TO MAKE THIS BEANER THE NEXT PREZ…AFTER HILLARY GETS IN HER TWO TERMS.GLAD I’LL BE GONE BY THEN.

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    • “Sure, I played by the rules, but cut me some slack, I’m still young, I’ve got my whole government career ahead of me. I’m a Democrat, for god sake, check back with me in a few years after they find the dead hooker in my bathroom!”

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  21. Pete, good comprehensive FIFA post. I can tell that took some work, it’s appreciated.

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  22. Ting's avatar Ting

    Love you, Pete!

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  23. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    How can such an intelligent man be so DUMB?!

    No, Rand, ISIS was NOT created by the GOP. As the author linked below points out, “The Islamic State is just another avatar of Islamic imperialism’s desire for a world caliphate that has been going on for centuries, long before our country was in existence — the Battle of Tours (732), the Siege of Vienna (1683) and on and on. The violence has been there forever, too. As any literate person knows, it’s in the Koran and the Hadith. Beheadings were part of Mohammed’s game plan. It’s what he did and what he called for. This was not invented by a cabal of neocons in Chevy Chase, Maryland, in 2003.”

    http://pjmedia.com/diaryofamadvoter/2015/05/28/rand-reveals-his-true-colors-and-destroys-himself/#ixzz3bWDBCzsv

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  24. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    So, NOW do you believe me that the Left is serving SATAN? God created us male and female right down to our DNA. How many times has Bones identified the gender of a SKELETON based only on the shape of one or two bones?! Criminetly, people. Wake up and smell the evil.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/418965/british-columbias-human-rights-tribunal-consider-eliminating-gender-birth

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    • Sickening, but not surprising. The same folks who keep telling us you can’t change your orientation (because you were born with it) want us to believe you can change your gender (even though you were born with it). Next they’ll want us to believe you can choose your own race and species. Just because I was born white doesn’t mean I can’t identify as black, and really, if I decide to identify as a cat (primarily because they get to take naps whenever they feel like it), who’s to tell me I can’t be a cat, even though I was born a human?

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  25. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Global cooling, global warming, climate change. Any tips on what they’re going to call it next? I’d go with “weather.” #AskPOTUS

    http://twitchy.com/2015/05/28/boy-is-he-taking-a-beating-obama-gets-his-climate-change-clock-cleaned-with-askpotus/

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