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DAILY PRAYER: Unending praise be to You, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit! Amen! Alleluia!

AMERICAN HISTORY: On April 25, 1959, the St. Lawrence Seaway opened, connecting the Great Lakes to the Atlantic Ocean. The first proposals for a deep waterway linking the Atlantic Ocean to the Great Lakes were considered in the 1890s. It took more than a half-century to turn the ideas into reality with construction being nearly as ambitious as the Panama Canal project.

DEMOCRATS: Iran’s political, religious, and military leadership are all dead, their navy, air force, and missile launchers are toast, and they’ve lost control of the Strait of Hormuz. Only in fevered Democrat brains like Hakeem Jeffries’ does this add up to “a stronger position” than before.

EDUCATION: I had trouble with 7×8= and 8×8=, so borrowed the flash cards. I remember sitting in bed, flipping between them, saying “56, 64, 56, 64” over and over. To this day, when I encounter 8×8=, I do “56, 64” in my head. LOL

EVERYDAY HEROES: [3:10] – This is so cool!

HYPOCRITES: I asked Grok for sex jokes these three have told about Trump. There were a lot, most of them too gross to repeat on this venue.

Jimmy Kimmel: “The president didn’t want me to tell any jokes about him tonight, but he also didn’t want to pay me $130,000 to shut up. So, here we are. Sorry, mushroom d**k.

Jimmy Fallon: “In her testimony, Stormy talked about seeing Trump in his satin pajamas, spanking him with a magazine, and having unprotected sex.” He paused, then added with a wince: “Yep, Stormy said they had unprotected sex. Trump was like, ‘The hush money was supposed to be my protection.’

Stephen Colbert: Frequently joked about Trump dozing in court during salacious testimony and punned on the trial being in “the city that never sleeps… with Stormy Daniels.”

I then asked Grok for jokes any of these three have told about Eric Swalwell’s sexual activities.

Here’s a straightforward answer on jokes from Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, or Jimmy Kimmel about Eric Swalwell’s alleged sexual activities. There are essentially none that have been publicly documented or aired on their shows.”

MAINE: Platner is leading the US Senate race in Maine, meaning that the same Democrats who were horrified by Pete Hegseth’s “Nazi” tattoos and Elon Musk’s “Nazi” salute are totally unconcerned by Graham Platner’s ink and gesture.

MEDIA: CLICK https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2047708403795955942 [:51] to hear the pathetic decision of jerknalists over Trump’s decision to finally, for the first time, attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. It’s not like we needed any more evidence of their rampant bias, but here it is.

MILITARY: CLICK https://x.com/REVWUTRUTH/status/2047661796396302626 [:50] to hear SecDef Hegseth answer “a very TMZ question.” My response is this: THANK YOU! My brother got sent to a war we weren’t 100% committed to winning. My kids got sent to wars that everybody now says were “stupid.” I still have two kids in uniform. It gives me tremendous comfort knowing Trump and Hegseth are in charge.

MYTH BUSTER: The political party switch myth refers to the misconception that the Democratic and Republican parties switched ideologies in the mid-20th century, particularly regarding race and civil rights. The Republican Party was founded specifically to end slavery, which was supported by the Democratic Party. Democrats started the Civil War, established the Ku Klux Klan, and opposed the Civil Rights Movement. Modern-day liberals like to claim the parties somehow switched places on these issues in the 1960s. What really happened is that racist Democrats changed their strategies for suppressing and controlling black participation in our political and economic systems.

S&G: From June 1 through June 4, Israel will host Israel will host the biggest LGBTQ festival the Middle East has ever seen. Organizers plan to convert the area into a temporary city with 15 hotels, beach venues, a central performance stage and nonstop programming. The venue? The Dead Sea, where Sodom and Gomorrah used to be.

STUPID PEOPLE: If her vagina is making noises, she probably has a yeast infection and should see a doctor.

TRUMP: CLICK https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2047397605974720615 [3:11] to hear him explain how much $$ he saved We The People $298 million. Government bureaucrats wanted $300 million and 3+ years to rip up the famous reflecting pool. Trump said hell no. He called in pool experts and had them scrub, seal, and seal it. Total cost: $2 million. Not gonna hold my breath waiting on the legacy media to report this.

GRAMMY NOTES: I am really enjoying having adult offspring. In a recent group family email, one of our dear daughters offered her sister the following advice. “Take a day to war game what those options might look like and develop some courses of action to consider. Weigh pros and cons. Walk through the possibilities now and really lay out – if this, then that. Might make a future decision (if needed) easier to make.” Such a smart girl we raised! :-)<3

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