My latest update on the campaign trail.
RAAACISM: Top female wrestler who switched sides in 2016 [3:42] – She presents her ideas about how we can combat the Left’s “all racism all the time” schtick.
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2020
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2020
My latest update on the campaign trail.
WOMEN FOR TRUMP: Over 4,600 women have signed up to lead community campaigns for President Trump’s 2020 reelection effort, evidence his team said that he is closing the gender gap with a message of economic empowerment and national security. Continue reading
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Unfit to Serve
SATIRE: by Andrew Klavan – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is having serious health problems and Democrat leaders have announced that in the unfortunate event she should pass away, whoever Trump appoints to replace her will be guilty of sexual misconduct.
As conservatives quietly issued prayers for the recovery of their long-time political opponent Ginsburg, leftists broke off their raucous celebrations of the death of libertarian billionaire David Koch to issue denunciations of the sexual misconduct committed by whoever Trump appoints as Ginsburg’s replacement should Ginsburg die. Continue reading
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2020
My latest update on the campaign trail.
TRUMP: Four and a half minutes of a recent rally in Massachusetts – I can’t even imagine what it feels like to have that many people cheering as you walk in.
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Babylon Bee Does Portland PD
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they’d need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
“Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?” she pondered aloud. “They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin’ rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary.”
“I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?” she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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Democrats: The Party of Death
Democrats support unrestricted abortion up to birth AND BEYOND.
Below: An MRI of a 20 week old fetus
Republicans have have tried MORE THAN 60 TIMES to bring a Live-Born Abortion Survivors bill to the floor for a vote.
This bill would require that abortion survivors receive the same gestational-appropriate medical care that preemies get.
The Democrat leadership has now refused more than 75 times to even vote on the measure!
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