Author Archives: Pistol Pete

SOME LIGHT-HEARTED CHRISTMAS STUFF

There’s so much depressing news right now if I don’t get these posted in the next three days they’ll be as irrelevant as republicans in Illinois.

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SOMETHING FOR GRUNT:
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THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED

Racebaiters, Inc. has been itching for some cops bleeding, not because of Michael Brown, Eric Garner, or any other miscreants who got what they deserved. They were just a convenient excuse. The racial flames they’ve been fomenting bore its perverse fruit Saturday.

Gunman Executes 2 NYPD Cops As ‘Revenge’ For Garner, Brown

These are officers Wenjian Liu and Ramon Ramos. Liu was a newlywed and Ramos was a husband and father.
Their Christmas gifts will be unopened this week.


A stinking piece of gutteral filth named Ismeeiyl Brinsley, a muslim convert(of course) and an alleged member of the Black Guerilla Family prison gang from Maryland, shot the two officers in cold blood as they sat in their cruiser. He’d posted on Twitter it was in retaliation for Brown and Garner. He killed his girlfriend before he set out to “give some pigs some wings.” Fortunately for the taxpayer, this yellow bastard turned the gun on himself as the police closed in.
The black community by and large is celebrating the murders while De Blasio and Sharpton slithered out from under their rocks to deny any culpability for the bloodshed, even though they led the chants last week:
What do we want? COPS DEAD!
When do we want it? NOW!
They got what they wanted.

Mayor Commiepinkofag has to run the gauntlet of the officers he sold out:

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These two communist pricks have blood on thier hands that no amount of soap will wash away.

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THIS YOUNG BOY DEOSN’T HAVE A DAD ANYMORE

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A POLICEMAN’S LAMENT

This says it better than I ever could.

TODAY, I STOPPED CARING

Today, I stopped caring about my fellow man. I stopped caring about my community, my neighbors, and those I serve. I stopped caring today because a once noble profession has become despised, hated, distrusted, and mostly unwanted.

I stopped caring today because parents refuse to teach their kids right from wrong and blame us when they are caught breaking the law. I stopped caring today because parents tell their little kids to be good or “the police will take you away” embedding a fear from year one. Moms hate us in their schools because we frighten them and remind them of the evil that lurks in the world.

They would rather we stay unseen, but close by if needed, readily available to “fix their kid.” I stopped caring today because we work to keep our streets safe from mayhem in the form of reckless, drunk, high, or speeding drivers, only to be hated for it, yet hated even more because we didn’t catch the drunk before he killed someone they may know.

Nevertheless, we are just another tool used by government to generate “revenue.” I stopped caring today because Liberals hate the police as we carry guns, scare kids, and take away their drugs. We always kill innocent people with unjust violence. We are called bullies for using a Taser during a fight, but are condemned further for not first tasing the guy who pulls a gun on us.

And if we do have to shoot, we are asked “why didn’t you just shoot the gun out of their hand?” And when one of us is killed by the countless attacks that do happen (but are rarely reported in the mainstream media) the haters say, “It’s just part of the job.” I stopped caring today because Conservatives hate us as we are “the Government.” We try to take away their guns, freedoms, and liberty at every turn.

We represent a “Police State” where “jackbooted badge-wearing thugs” randomly attack innocent people without cause or concern for constitutional rights. We are Waco, Ruby Ridge, and Rodney King all rolled into one lone police officer stopping to help change an old lady’s tire. I stopped caring today as no one wants us around, but instantly demands answers, results, arrests, when a crime takes place.

If a crime isn’t solved within the allocated 60 minutes it takes CSI on television, we are inept, incompetent, or covering something up. If we do get “lucky” it was just that and everyone with a Facebook account can post wonderful comments of how “they” would solve the case and how “we” are not nearly as clever.

I stopped caring today because a video of a cop six states away, from a department that you never heard of, screws up and forgets his oath of honor, thus firing up an internet lynch-mob of cop haters even though 99% of us work twice as hard not to end up in the news and to still be “the good guys.” We are “militarized” because we wear body armor and kevlar helmets when shots are fired or rocks thrown at us and carry scary-looking rifles even though everyone knows that they are easier to shoot and are more accurate than a handgun or a shotgun.

I stopped caring today because the culture of today’s instantly connected youth is only there to take and never give back. To never accept responsibility for ones actions, but to blame everyone else instead of themselves. To ask “what is in it for me?” versus “what can I do for you?”

To idolize gangsters, thugs, sexually promiscuous behavior, and criminals over hard work, dedication, and achievement. To argue that getting stoned should be a right, yet getting a job or an education is a hassle. To steal versus earn. To hate versus help. Yes, I stopped caring today. But tomorrow, I will put my uniform back on and I will care again.

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PUTTING THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE

My youngest daughter posted on FB yesterday that the growth on the back of my 6 year old grandson’s neck was putting pressure on his spine. She’s taking him to a specialist in Chicago today. I’d like to ask you to remember Tyler in your prayers.
There are things far more important than politics.

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Among the reasons Barry dropped the sanctions against his fellow communists in Cuba was so he could get some really good cigars
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BE SURE TO CHECK YOU LOCAL LISTINGS TO SEE WHAT MOVIES NORTH KOREA WILL ALLOW YOU TO SEE THIS WEEK
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THE OBUMMERS ARE JETTING OFF ON THEIR ANNUAL 17 DAY PILGRIMAGE TO HAWAII ON THE TAXPAYER DIME
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SOME OF MY FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS PIX

As the season rolls inexorably toward the big day,these are what I consider the funniest of my Christmas things.

ONE OF MY FAVORITES
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FOR MY SCRABBLE FRIENDS
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NOT THE BEST GIFT FOR CHILDREN
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WORKING IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

Everything happens for a reason. This has never been more evident than it was yesterday. As you all know I’ve been working on getting to know my youngest again after many years of neglect. We had arranged to meet for breakfast yesterday. While sitting in a booth in a small neighborhood restaurant waiting for her,a woman and an old man walked up and she addressed me by name.’ Remember me?’ It was my late Aunt Gloria’s daughter, my cousin Patty and her dad, my Uncle Bob, neither of whom I’d seen in almost 18 years since Aunt Gloria’s funeral.  They sat down and for nearly an hour the four of us talked about what was going on, who had passed, where our kids were, how many grandchildren everybody had, and I silently marveled at how much my uncle looked like his own dad when we were all much younger.

YD left first, having to take my grandson to the doctor, and Patty and I exchanged phone#s and connected on FB. Somewhere along the way it struck me the Lord intended for this to happen. There’s no other reason I can explain it. Now that I can contact most of my cousins through various means I’m thinking maybe next summer would be a good time for a reunion of a sort. We haven’t all been together since Granny passed and a lifetime has gone on since then. Everybody is getting on, we have children and grandchildren and it would be a pity if we all didn’t get together for some fellowship and reminiscing one more time before we’re all called Home. I can be terribly thick-headed,but God knows I won’t question Him.

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HOW LONG CAN IT GO ON?

That could either be a reference to the bug I’ve had for the last few days which has made me feel like ten pounds of crap in a one pound bag or the seemingly-non-stop protests that break out on an almost daily basis around the country. Somebody’s making a lot of money fomenting this garbage day after day, disrupting traffic, blocking bridges and assaulting police officers. None of these anarchists give a damn anout the slain black men. This is just a chance to commit violence and get away with it.

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THESE ARE THE RULES SET DOWN BY THE MASTERS OF THE OAKLAND VIOLENCE TO THE WHITE INTERLOPERS
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13 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT

Speaking only for myself,I am averse to crowded parking lots,rude shoppers and long checkout lines. DW takes it all in stride,so that’s why she shops by herself. I’m finished except for SIL and my two daughters. I do almost all my shopping online and will be done by next Wednesday. DW said Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia wanted characters from the Disney movie Frozen,and we saw them at Walmart 6 weeks ago. We decided to buy them then,because they wouldn’t be there very long. From what I’ve read they’re THE hot toy this Christmas. The last must-have I can remember was the Cabbage Patch dolls,which I managed to score for my oldest many years ago.

Truth is,I’m getting a little sick of the political Kabuki going on where you can’t tell one party from the other and the violence we are accosted by every day. So I thought trying to get into a little Christmas spirit might be helpful. I have many christmas funnies to post,which I will start doing directly.

Sold-out $119 Disney Frozen castle for sale on eBay at $700 as touts cash in on parents’ desperation for this year’s must have toy
With Christmas approaching, the $119 toy – made by Mattel Inc – is sold out
Still plenty of other Frozen-themed toys available – but only for now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2869388/Sold-199-Frozen-toy-sale-eBay-700-touts-cash-parents-desperation-year-s-toy.html#ixzz3Lc5z5vmI

Beats the heck out of talking about the nearly half-dozen murders of white women and girls by drooling,ignorant primates this week.

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ARE YOU LIBERALS LISTENING???
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I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!
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WEDNESDAY’S USELESS INFORMATION

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE REPUBLICRATIC PARTY, WHERE MONEY IS NO OBJECT….. BECAUSE IT’S YOURS,NOT THEIRS

OBAMA ATTENDS THE SAN FRAN FREAKO ‘SANTA SKIVVIES’ RUN
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THIS GUTLESS BITCH JUST FUNDED OBAMACARE FOR A FULL YEAR… DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT?
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THE PROTESTERS/LOOTERS/TERRORISTS ARE NOW ISSUING DEMANDS

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KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON

So I’m sitting here watching C-span 3 featuring the Jonathan Goober ‘shove it up your ass, stupid’ show. So far every question put to him,particularly how much the federal government and the taxpayers paid him by a Republican has been answered by “you can check with my lawyer” while Eleanor Homey Snortin’ is busily apologizing for the poor, put-upon prick having to waste his time answering to the damn Republicans. He rather reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas where Henry Hill walks out of court and Deniro tells him”you give ’em nothin’ and they got nothin’.” Advice I’m sure he was given by Holder or one of his lackeys. Tell the committee nothing and they can’t do anything to you.

Meanwhile,Barry took over the Colbert Show last night just to show that besides inciting a full-blown race war, he can tell jokes,too. What does he care? He’s got two more years to do what he damn well pleases and nothing and nobody can stop him. It’s getting more difficult to get the holiday spirit with all the garbage being strewn about.

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