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MONDAY MORNING CATCHUP

Not much time to editorialize. Didn’t sleep too well this AM so I’ll try to get what I can posted before I lose consciousness.

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Bloodbath

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73 YEARS AGO TODAY

DOES ANYBODY STILL REMEMBER?

It’s doubtful any of us were here at the beginning. Of the 16 million who participated in that World War about one million remain. It was a different time. After trying to become directly involved in the world conflict,the Empire of Japan dragged us inexorably into that maelstrom. Back then,when we went into war we went to win. We were not as preoccupied with political correctness or considering the feelings of those who were trying to kill us. Had Obama been around then he doubtless would have been a zoot-suit-wearing draft dodger. It is to this country’s everlasting shame that he has as commander-in-chief became the most dangerous enemy of those with the balls to put on the uniform.

When we studied history the text stuck pretty much to the facts,as I recall. If it hasn’t happened already our future generations will be treated to the liberal view of events,no doubt blaming the Pearl Harbor attack on American imperialism and just not trying to understand the Japs who were killing us. They will be taught we had it coming and we got what we deserve. We were fortunate to have talked to people who lived through it. Younger people will not.

It was,as FDR famously stated “a day that will live in infamy.” It seems to be disintegrating into a day that will slip into anonymity. I know nobody comes around here on Sunday,it’s just something I feel I owed to my uncle Ron who fought in Europe and my last surviving uncle Roger,who served in Korea.

FROM THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Obama declares National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
This day doesn’t live in as much infamy as it used to.
Today is the 73rd anniversary of Japan’s sneak attack on the US Navy base at Pearl Harbor, which killed 2,403 people, wounded 1,178 and took out 21 Navy ships.
But fewer people remember — and there’s less pomp surrounding the occasion.
President Obama issued a proclamation — on Friday — declaring Sunday as National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.
“The men and women of the Greatest Generation went to war and braved hardships to make the world safer, freer, and more just,” the proclamation says.
But the president is not expected to attend any ceremonies Sunday and has no public schedule. He also had no public schedule last Dec. 7.
In New York, flags will be flown at half-staff at government facilities.
But the ceremonies held every year are getting smaller. At the USS Intrepid, this year’s ceremony will include a wreath laying and remarks by Pearl Harbor survivors.
The low-key remembrance will be in contrast to 2011, the 70th anniversary of the attack, which included an overflight by two World War II-era propeller planes that dropped 70 roses over the Statue of Liberty.
Only 1 million of the 16 million Americans who served in World War II still live.

I had planned on doing some links,but that can wait until tomorrow.

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Awesome Color Photos of the Attack on Pearl Harbor (6)

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FINALLY, FERGUSON-LESS FRIDAY

It took more than a little doing,but I figured you might be as sick of all the racist garbage,protests in the street,politicians moralizing and race hustlers basking in the glow of their own egos as I am. Therefore today’s post will be weird,bizarre,outrageous,funny and really sick. But nothing to do with race.
You’re welcome.

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THIS IS WHY DW WON’T LET ME GO SHOPPING WITH HER
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GRANNY USED TO STEP ON ONE OF THESE HIDDEN IN THE LIVING ROOM RUG AND SUDDENLY SHE STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES.
IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PAIN
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CtH: I had to add this one here!

SECURITY Clear Lego blocks

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OH,*#(@&#*! HERE WE GO AGAIN

Unbelievable. It’s almost like Barry is arranging these no-bills against white LEOs just to fan the already-hot flames of racism among the Mau Mau. Unlike Ferguson,there is videotape of the Eric Garner incident. It looks an awful lot like excessive force for selling untaxed cigarettes,but I won’t judge because the facts have not been made public yet. What struck me was how prepared the mobs were to march and Sharptongue seems to be everywhere lapping up the media attention.
As I watched the festivities on Fox I saw a bunch of white ninnies trying to act black,marching along and shouting “hands up,don’t shoot!” This false meme from the St. Swisher neutering has nothing to do with Eric Garner,but then when did facts ever matter to a mindless mob?
Dr. Thomas Sowell made a rare public appearance on Hannity the other night and he likened the Congressional Black Caucasians to the troops of Joseph Goebbels, who subscribed to the idea if you repeat a lie, no matter how blatant, loud enough and long enough some people will start to believe it. Seeing old film of the Nazi Party rallies in 1930’s Germany is eerily reminiscent of the fervent Obama rallies in 2008. To this day there are millions of ignorant sheep who blindly follow an image, ignorant of the fact they are advocating for their own destruction. As long as they have bread (welfare) and circuses (racial pontification) they seem satisfied.

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FORTHELUVVAMIKE,DO ANY OF THESE PROLES KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GRAMMAR?
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WEDNESDAY… OR WHATEVER

Barack Obama: 20 Quotes on Islam; 20 quotes on Christianity–So Which is He?

Barack Obama on Islam:

1. “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”

2. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

3. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world – including in my own country.”

4. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

5. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

6. “Islam has always been part of America”

7. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”

10. “I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

11. “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

12. “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”

13. “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”

14. “throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

15. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

16. “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”

17. “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”

18. “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”

19. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

20. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

Barack Obama on Christianity:

1. “Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation”

2. “We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation.”

3. “Which passages of scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is OK and that eating shellfish is an abomination? Or we could go with Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith?”

4. “Even those who claim the Bible’s inerrancy make distinctions between Scriptural edicts, sensing that some passages – the Ten Commandments, say, or a belief in Christ’s divinity – are central to Christian faith, while others are more culturally specific and may be modified to accommodate modern life.”

5. “The American people intuitively understand this, which is why the majority of Catholics practice birth control and some of those opposed to gay marriage nevertheless are opposed to a Constitutional amendment to ban it. Religious leadership need not accept such wisdom in counseling their flocks, but they should recognize this wisdom in their politics.”

6. From Obama’s book, The Audacity of Hope: “I am not willing to have the state deny American citizens a civil union that confers equivalent rights on such basic matters as hospital visitation or health insurance coverage simply because the people they love are of the same sex-nor am I willing to accept a reading of the Bible that considers an obscure line in Romans to be more defining of Christianity than the Sermon on the Mount.”

7. Obama’s response when asked what his definition of sin is: “Being out of alignment with my values.”

8. “If all it took was someone proclaiming I believe Jesus Christ and that he died for my sins, and that was all there was to it, people wouldn’t have to keep coming to church, would they.”

9. “This is something that I’m sure I’d have serious debates with my fellow Christians about. I think that the difficult thing about any religion, including Christianity, is that at some level there is a call to evangelize and proselytize. There’s the belief, certainly in some quarters, that people haven’t embraced Jesus Christ as their personal savior that they’re going to hell.”

10. “I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell. I can’t imagine that my God would allow some little Hindu kid in India who never interacts with the Christian faith to somehow burn for all eternity. That’s just not part of my religious makeup.”

11. “I don’t presume to have knowledge of what happens after I die. But I feel very strongly that whether the reward is in the here and now or in the hereafter, the aligning myself to my faith and my values is a good thing.”

12. “I’ve said this before, and I know this raises questions in the minds of some evangelicals. I do not believe that my mother, who never formally embraced Christianity as far as I know … I do not believe she went to hell.”

13. “Those opposed to abortion cannot simply invoke God’s will-they have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths.”

14. On his support for civil unions for gay couples: “If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount.”

15. “You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

16. “In our household, the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita sat on the shelf alongside books of Greek and Norse and African mythology”

17. “On Easter or Christmas Day, my mother might drag me to church, just as she dragged me to the Buddhist temple, the Chinese New Year celebration, the Shinto shrine, and ancient Hawaiian burial sites.”

18. “We have Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, and their own path to grace is one that we have to revere and respect as much as our own”

19. “All of us have a responsibility to work for the day when the mothers of Israelis and Palestinians can see their children grow up without fear; when the Holy Land of the three great faiths is the place of peace that God intended it to be; when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra – (applause) – as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed, peace be upon them, joined in prayer. (Applause.)”

20. “I believe that there are many paths to the same place, and that is a belief that there is a higher power, a belief that we are connected as a people.”

SOURCE: Clash Daily.

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THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF RACISM

From the second the bedwetting farce who calls himself the president first realized that being white meant nothing but being black could get you special set-asides race has been his stock-in-trade. Without his tan hide,he’s nothing but another drooling Muslim fanatic too cowardly to blow himself up. Being from Illinois I’ve had to put up with his shit for a very long time and frankly I really don’t care anymore when somebody says I’m a racist.

This is not news. I’ve never denied my disgust with a segment of society thats been raised being told the white man is the root cause of all their trouble,nothing is their fault and it’s easier to start having kids you can’t support before you finish high school and live off the largesse of the very people they’ve been taught to despise. Start stealing at 8 years old,hijacking cars at 13 and committing armed robberies at 16. It beats working until you get caught….or killed.

The four racial stooges are pushing hard for a full-blown race war which I fear may actually happen. The antagonists know nothing will ever happen to them and they fear nothing. It’s all a sick power trip. The abject failure (or success,if you prefer) of the educational system to impart any usable knowledge to a generation incapable of independent or analytical thinking is the awful price we continue to pay.

They just believe whatever the demagogues tell them. These are the people burning,looting stores,raising hell in general when few,if any,bother with the facts. Facts won’t get you Air Jordans or a flat screen TV. There will come a time,sooner rather than later,when shots will be fired out of anger or frustration and the racilaists will claim another victory.

BETCHA NEVER HEARD SOME OF THIS FROM THE LSM
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A LITTLE TOILET HUMOR

Of all the posts you find here of cultural significance and social relevance, what kind of sick individual would come up with a post centered around the bathroom?
Oh,yeah….my bad.

Ever notice how foul other peoples’ farts are but your own don’t really smell that bad?

Don’t you hate it when you have to poop right after you get out of the shower?

Ever notice how nobody ever has to poo or pee on any TV program?

Ever leave poo in the toilet so perfect you hate to flush it?

Isn’t one of the most disgusting things in the world going into a public restroom after someone who didn’t flush?

How sad is it that a seemingly-normal person could come up with this stuff off the top of his head?

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COME ON,ADMIT IT. AFTER A LONG TRIP,IT’S ONE OF THE TEN BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD
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I JUST FIGURED MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD BE AS SICK OF THE FERGUSON HYPOCRISY AS I AM AND NEED A LITTLE CHUCKLE. HOPE I’M RIGHT.

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THE MONDAY POST-HOLIDAY LETDOWN

Hope everybody had a wonderful holiday. We enjoyed being at SD’s for dinner (her first attempt) and everything was fairly edible. The menfolk consoled each other as the beloved Bears got whupped by the Dee-troit Lyins. We did a little Christmas shopping online and will probably do the bulk of it that way. Given what the commie pukes are doing at malls around the country,it’s just as well. Some liberal asshat tries to stop me from going into a store and one of us is going to jail.

I’ve read the movie reviews CtH has been posting, and I’d do one on one of my favorite holiday movies, Ernest Saves Christmas, starring the late Jim Varney, if most people didn’t think it was so hokey. It’s one of my favorites only because I saw it in the theater with a very special little lady. When it comes down to it,memories are what count. My other favorite is the 1951 version of Scrooge starring Alistair Sim. I watch it every Christmas Eve with a cup of egg nog or hot cocoa and the lights off. It’s just one of those things.

Ferguson is still making news and, sad to say, even a cynic like me thought they’d give this crap up after a while. Apparently some white folk are fanning the flames with phony rhetoric that the deeply-rooted hatred of whites is bubbling forth. These people seem incapable of rational thought and facts have no relevance. Much of this has been fomented by Obama, Holder, Sharptongue,et al. I’m sure they’re tickled shitless. I’m posting some related articles and I haven’t been on a good rant for days. So be prepared. I have some really funny pictures,which I want to share with you,as always.

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WHAT I’M THANKFUL FOR

It’s been quite a year,hasn’t it? It was a year without a summer. A year of outrage by liberals,led by the Boy Who Would Be King. The emotional ups and downs that comes with living life. We face trials and tribulations and glean joy from many sources.

As with most people,we’ve had some difficult financial times and the everyday stresses that come with getting through the day. This year I spent more time with my grandkids,went to some of their baseball games, and watched RJ Pistol excel on the gridiron, all of which was shared with family and friends. God has granted me another year to be with those I love. He saw us through the trials my beloved child bride had with her heart issues and she recovering well.

I am deeply grateful to my oldest daughter,who put me in touch with my estranged daughter and I met my grandson for the first time. We’ve spoken and had lunch several times and I look forward to sharing some time at Christmas with her, something I haven’t been able to do for too many years.

Not the least of all,I’m thankful to have my friends here,who lift me up on a daily basis. Doing these posts give me a mission in life. A mission to inform,provoke and,hopefully,make you laugh once in awhile. Sometimes DW complains I spend too much time doing this,but I’ve been ignoring her for more than 20 years,so why stop now?

This is the first year she hasn’t had to cook for the family,as we’re going to her daughter’s house for dinner. She’s looking forward to letting somebody else do the work.

I ended up with a lot of Thanksgiving pictures and I must warn you….one in particular is a bit disturbing.

Enjoy your day with friends and family.

TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE WE GO!
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I SAW THIS CHART AND LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY

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I…WARNED…YOU
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THE REAL FIRST THANKSGIVING

For any of you who haven’t heard it, Rush reads this the day before Thanksgiving every year.

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The story of the Pilgrims begins in the early part of the seventeenth century. The Church of England under King James I was persecuting anyone and everyone who did not recognize its absolute civil and spiritual authority. Those who challenged ecclesiastical authority and those who believed strongly in freedom of worship were hunted down, imprisoned, and sometimes executed for their beliefs. A group of separatists first fled to Holland and established a community.

After eleven years, about forty of them agreed to make a perilous journey to the New World, where they would certainly face hardships, but could live and worship God according to the dictates of their own consciences. On August 1, 1620, the Mayflower set sail. It carried a total of 102 passengers, and a talking horse. Well, I’m adding that in, a talking horse. It carried a total of 102 passengers including forty Pilgrims led by William Bradford. On the journey, Bradford set up an agreement, a contract, that established just and equal laws for all members of the new community, irrespective of their religious beliefs. Where did the revolutionary ideas expressed in the Mayflower Compact come from? From the Bible. The Pilgrims were a people completely steeped in the lessons of the Old and New Testaments. They looked to the ancient Israelites for their example.

And because of the biblical precedents set forth in Scripture, they never doubted that their experiment would work. But this was no pleasure cruise, friends. The journey to the New World was a long and arduous one. And when the Pilgrims landed in New England in November, they found, according to Bradford’s detailed journal, a cold, barren, desolate wilderness. There were no friends to greet them, he wrote. There were no houses to shelter them. There were no inns where they could refresh themselves. And the sacrifice they had made for freedom was just beginning. They stayed and lived on the Mayflower, some of them, for quite a while. During the first winter, half the Pilgrims — including Bradford’s own wife — died of starvation, sickness or exposure. When spring finally came, it’s true, Indians taught the settlers how to plant corn, fish for cod, and skin beavers for coats.

Life improved for the Pilgrims, but they did not yet prosper. This is important to understand because this is where modern American history lessons often end in the teaching of Thanksgiving. Pilgrims poor, desolate, starving, homeless, new place, not knowing anything, Indians came along and saved them. That is where most kids’ story of Thanksgiving stops. But it really hadn’t even yet begun. Thanksgiving is actually explained in some textbooks as a holiday for which the Pilgrims gave thanks to the Indians for saving their lives, rather than as a devout expression of gratitude grounded in the tradition of both the Old and New Testaments, the Bible.

Here is the part that has been omitted: The original contract the Pilgrims had entered into with their merchant-sponsors in London called for everything they produced to go into a common store, and each member of the community, every pilgrim, was entitled to one common share. All of the land they cleared and the houses they built belonged to the community as well. They were going to distribute everything they owned and everything they built equally. All of the land they cleared and the houses they built belonged to the community as well. Nobody owned anything. They just had a share in it. It was a commune, folks. It was the forerunner to the communes we saw in the ’60s and ’70s out in California — and it was complete with organic vegetables, by the way. There’s no question they were organic vegetables in the fertilizer back then. Monsanto didn’t exist. There was no Archer Daniels Midland corrupting and polluting our food. There was no Van de Kamps or Heinz or any of that. There was no John Kerry. There was no Teresa Heinz Kerry. It was just the Pilgrims and the land.

William Bradford, who had become the new governor of the colony, recognized that this form of collectivism was as costly and destructive to the Pilgrims as that first harsh winter, which had taken so many lives. He decided to take bold action. Bradford assigned a plot of land to each family to work and manage, and it was theirs. He assigned it, but they owned it, thus turning loose the power of the marketplace. That’s right. Long before Karl Marx was even born, the Pilgrims had discovered and experimented with what could only be described as socialism. And what happened? It didn’t work! They nearly starved!

It never has worked! Do you know why it didn’t work? What Bradford and his community found was that the most creative and industrious people had no incentive to work any harder than anyone else, because everybody had an equal share. Unless they could utilize the power of personal motivation they were not going to be able to change anything. But while most of the rest of the world has been experimenting with socialism for well over a hundred years — trying to refine it, perfect it, and re-invent it, spend more money on it, the Pilgrims decided early on to scrap it permanently.

What Bradford wrote about this social experiment should be in every schoolchild’s history lesson. If it were, we might prevent much needless suffering in the future, such as that we’re enduring now, trying the same thing over and over. This is Bradford: “The experience that we had in this common course and condition tried sundry years… that by taking away property, and bringing community into a common wealth, would make them happy and flourishing — as if they were wiser than God,” Bradford wrote. “For this community [so far as it was] was found to breed much confusion and discontent, and retard much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort,” meaning, nobody worked any harder than they had to because they didn’t get to keep anything that they made. It all went into a common store. There was a bunch of laziness that set in, and some people didn’t do anything. They got an equal share of everything anyway, so why work? It’s human nature.

Bradford wrote, “For young men that were most able and fit for labor and service did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men’s wives and children,” without being paid for it, meaning they finally figured out: Why are we doing this? The ones who were working, the ones who were creative and industrious, while others were sitting around, asked: Why should we do this? It was “thought injustice.” Why should you work for other people when you can’t work for yourself? That’s what he was saying. The Pilgrims found that people could not be expected to do their best work without incentive. So what did Bradford’s community try next? They unharnessed the power of good old free enterprise by invoking the undergirding capitalistic principle of private property.

Bradford again: “Every family was assigned its own plot of land to work and permitted to market its own crops and products.” And what was the result? “This had very good success,” wrote Bradford, “for it made all hands industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been.” It’s trickle down here, folks. The Pilgrims discovered it. It existed well before the 1980s. Now, this is where it gets really good, folks, if you’re laboring under the misconception that I was, as I was taught in school. So they set up trading posts and exchanged goods with the Indians. The Indians had saved their lives earlier, but now they had all of this bounty that their foray into capitalism had produced. The profits allowed them to pay off their debts to the merchants in London.

And the success and prosperity of the Plymouth settlement attracted more Europeans and began what came to be known as the Great Puritan Migration. The word of prosperity spread back across the Atlantic Ocean. That’s how big it was. But this story stops when the Indians taught the newly arrived suffering-in-socialism Pilgrims how to plant corn and fish for cod. That’s where the original Thanksgiving story stops, and the story basically doesn’t even begin there.

The real story of Thanksgiving is William Bradford giving thanks to God for the guidance and the inspiration to set up a thriving colony. The bounty was shared with the Indians. There was a thanks to the Indians. They had so much, they had the Indians over. They did sit down, and they did have free-range turkey and organic vegetables. But it was not the Indians that save the Pilgrims, and it was not the Indians who saved the day. It was capitalism and Scripture which saved the day, as acknowledged by George Washington in his first Thanksgiving Proclamation in 1789.

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