Author Archives: Pistol Pete

Most of you are,I’m sure,fully prepared for the big day Thursday. If you are visiting for the holiday there is little reason for concern. If you are hosting,make your list,check it thrice. It seems every year DW has cooked for the family she gets up that morning and realizes she forgot something. The market was packed yesterday afternoon and will get worse by Wednesday as people rush for last minute staples. Bloodshed over the last bunch of collard greens or the last can of cranberry sauce are a common occurrence. Hint: waiting until Wednesday to buy a frozen turkey to make for Thanksgiving is not a particularly good idea. Marshmallows for the candied yams? Sage for the dressing? Whipped topping for the pie? Your family would readily forgive you if everything isn’t perfect,but a hostess can sometimes be too critical of herself. Plan ahead,enjoy the time with those you love and be thankful it will be another year before you have to go through it again.

OLYMPIC RECORD HOLDER MICHAEL PHELPS HAS A GIRLFRIEND. SHE USED TO BE A MAN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Seen all the depessing crap I need to see for a day. Time to settle back and do some fun stuff.
I don’t know why I thought of this song,it took a while,even in 1983 for me to figure out they’re talking about self-manipulation, IYKWIM.

SWEETIE,I WOULDN’T LOSE TOO MUCH SLEEP OVER ABORTION,WERE I YOU

AN OBAMA VOTER CHECKS HER HAND/EYE COORDINATION

and decided to do two posts today,or that’s the plan,anyway.

Yeah,everybody’s talking about America being thrown overboard to drown in a sea of brown faces,rushing the southern border with their hands out,grabbing for a life they could only heretofore dream of,at the US taxpayers’ expense. As with many of you,I could not bear to watch the Muslim bastard stare intently into the camera as he read the speech somebody else wrote for him. It sounded sincere even though nearly every word was a blatant lie. He was careful to only refer to himself 31 times in the 15 minute speech. It didn’t sound too unreasonable if you were an ignorant LIV.

All illegals would have to:
Be in the country 5 years
Be the proud owner of at least one anchor baby
Come forth, be registered, and pass a background check
Start paying taxes.

Now consider they’re breaking the law simply by being here. If you really believe they’ll all line up to register,then you believe the maggots that infest our cities would all come forward and register their guns. Not gonna happen.

What he has essentially done is raise his middle finger and show his veral contempt for our America. ‘I did it,now do something about it,bitches.’

The republicans say they plan to fight his unlawful amnesty and stop it somehow. Not gonna happen. Sue him,he claims executive privilege. Try to defund the program,he takes the money from other budgets,likely defense since he hates those military guys anyway. He knows once implemented amnesty will never go away. He’s literally dared them to shut down the government. The GOP knows they lose every time they try because the media attack dogs will maul them mercilessly. Aside from his race,they are his most important shield.

Since he began his political life he’s been aided by a merciless,scorched-earth policy which continues today. He cares nothing for anybody,save himself, as a true narcissist does.

I’m going to try to keep this thread short,as every website around is packed with opinion pieces. I think even the Food Network site and Cars.com have a comment thread.

Don’t be surprised if the Ferguson decision comes down today so the media can concentrate on the riots instead of dealing with their out-of-control,but still loved,fallen angel.

He went there. We all knew that was the plan all along. From the day he seized the office, his intent was to do what he wanted, when he wanted to do it, party and nation be damned. It took two years with absolutely no opposition to ram Obamacare down the country’s collective throat with a liberal mix of bribery, cajoling, and threats to his own party members, to four years of a republican-led House that sent over 350 bills to the Senate where rancid puke Harry Reid stopped every bill from coming to a vote to protect fellow democrats from having to be held responsible for a position and Obola could continue to rule by fiat.

The dems managed to keep control of the Senate in 2012 and through nefarious means,the Muslim held his office somehow. From that moment all pretext about caring for the country,his party, or any race or faith but his own was dropped. The democrats went along with everything he did,giving him their tacit approval. Only after the last midterm did it become clear that he has done irreparable harm to his own party. He couldn’t care less. When we are finally rid of him he will feel fully satisfied that he had accomplished the ‘fundamental transformation’ of the nation that he intended.

Look for the democrats and the Demon to wreak as much damage as possible between now and January when the GOP will control both houses. One thing is sure… Obama’s attitude will not change an iota. He does not believe anybody can/will stop him and unless the republican leadership starts to show a backbone they have yet to show any indication of he will continue his rampage unabated.

MY HEART SO GOES OUT TO THE PEOPLE TRAPPED BY THE HORRENDOUS STORMS IN NEW YORK:

I CAN’T THINK OF A MORE APPROPRIATE PASSAGE FROM SCRIPTURE FOR THIS CASE:

John Harwood at CNBC announced about 10:00 AM CST that Brack Obola is set to announce the death of the nation this Friday. Looking somber while laughing on the inside he will announce the asphyxiation of America by millions of illegal parasites by royal decree. The announcement is to be made in Las Vegas where the honorable Senator Harry Reid plans to announce he intends to steal another election in 2016 with the help of his casino-owning cronies and the vote machine ‘fixers’ from the SEIU.

Not going to be a good day.

Obama to announce immigration order in Las Vegas on Friday
Another source familiar with the situation told CNBC that Obama could yet give a broader outline on an immigration order on Thursday and add detail on Friday.

The Democratic-led Senate last year passed a broad overhaul of immigration with support from some Republicans that boosted border security, increased visas for legal immigrants and a provided a path to citizenship for immigrants illegally in the country.

But the Republican-controlled House balked at acting on any broad measure and House Speaker John Boehner informed Obama earlier this year that the House would not act in 2014. That led Obama to declare he would act on his own by issuing executive orders.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102183389

Have a happy day.

Actually,the truth is I’m posting before my morning nap because DW has a drs. appointment @10:30 and we’re meeting my youngest for lunch at noon so I may be a little late posting today. So I thought I’d post some of the funniest cats and dogs I have. Enjoy.

BoB,you should enjoy this one:

Sitting here, looking out the window, pondering sallying forth in ten degree weather, I spent all of about 30 seconds to come up with a new definition for the changing climate where I live:

Spring….just warm enough to melt the snow

Summer….not quite as cold as winter

Autumn…..pre-winter

Winter….the nine month pause between autumn and spring

I figured by now some enterprising American(maybe Dianny?) would come up with a line of clothing related to Jonathan Goober.
If you google ‘Gruber clothing’,you come up with Hans Gruber,the character played by Alan Rickman in Die Hard. I believe there’s money to be made here by an ambitious individual who has an even sicker mind than I do.

SEE? THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. DON’T TELL ME YOU COULDN’T SELL A TON OF THESE.

Cold,snowy day. DW won a bit of money yesterday playing video slots. These machines are all over our town since the closest casino is in Elgin, Ill. or at the Wisconsin Dells. Apparently the money was burning a hole in her pocket,as Granny would say,so she’s off again. Watching Minnesota and Ohio State play in a blizzard. ‘Tis the season,I guess.

THE MOST CHAUVENISTIC THING YOU’LL EVER SEE

I couldn’t decide which folder to post from,so I just closed my eyes and clicked on one. This was it. Hope you enjoy a little journey to the past.

WE’D FIND A SPOT WITH TWO OF THESE SO WE THOUGHT THE SOUND WOULD BE IN STEREO

I GOT ONE OF THESE FOR CHRISTMAS.RAN OUT OF PAPER CUPS AND SYRUP THE SAME DAY.

HOW MANY HOURS DID YOU SPEND LOOKING THROUGH THESE?

FOR SOME REASON,THESE WERE KNOWN AS ‘CHURCH KEYS’

HOW EXCITED WERE YOU TO FIND THE LITTLE PLASTIC TRINKET?

THIS HURT LIKE HELL,DIDN’T IT?

MY GRANDDAD STEPPED ON ONE OF THESE IN HIS BARE FEET. I HEARD WORDS I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND THE DEFINITION FOR YET.

ANYBODY EVER GET ONE OF THESE TO ACTUALLY WORK?

DID YOU EVER RUSH HOME TO SHOW YOUR MOM A PIECE OF HOMEWORK WITH ONE OF THESE ON IT?

GRANNY GOT ME A BOOK OF BIBLE STORIES WITH BOOKS OF THESE AT THE REDEMPTION STORE

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MEMORIES. SHOW THESE TO YOUR GRANDKIDS AND SEE HOW MANY THEY CAN NAME.