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THE NAME OF THE GAME IS FRAUD

The midterms are five days away. The democrats will,it seems more than likely,take what Granny used to call ‘a whuppin’. There is no conceivable way they won’t lose additional seats in the House. The big prize is the Senate,where they must retain control to continue to stop any attempt to rein in the power-mad buffoon squatting in the Spite House. Their doing so for the last six years will cost them dearly and rightly so. The only hope they have is to steal a few close elections. The only way they can accomplish this is fraud.
It is their stock in trade. It is as vital to them as water is to fish. It can be traced all the way back to Boss Tweed and Tammany Hall in the mid-1800’s. Here in Illinois stealing elections is a given. They don’t even bother to hide it anymore. Recall in 1960 when the contest was razor-thin between Nixon and Kennedy. Mayor Daley in a conspiracy with mobster Sam Giancana held back the vote totals from Cook County until it was learned how many votes Kennedy needed to carry Illinois and hence the election.
It has been a constant source of irritation to me knowing that Harry Reid blatantly stole his election from Sharron Angle in 2010 by carrying one county…Clark. It’s the largest county in a state where he is reviled to this day and deservedly so. He was down 4 points the morning of election day and won by 6 points. That the SEIU,those compassionate thugs,”maintained” the machines in that county so they could be pre-loaded with votes that could then be scrubbed is merely coincidental. In 2012 polling places all over Philadelphia,among other predominately black precincts, locked republican poll watchers out and forced them to get a court order to gain entrance. By then the phony votes had been tallied and deleted.
They will be grabbing phony,illegal votes with both hands trying to stave off annihilation. Let’s hope they fail.

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HALLOWEEN PLUS TWO

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I chuckled when I saw this,which is something I never do. I’d planned to post Friday but IOTW posted it today so I’ll go ahead.

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BREITBART’S POINT IS MOOT

The headline reads:

Report on Non-Citizen Voters Shows Why Amnesty Would Be ‘Suicide’ for GOP

A new study that asks whether non-citizens can tip elections for Democrats gives more credence to an Eagle Forum report that concluded that massive amnesty legislation would be “suicide” for the conservative movement and the GOP.

The definition of suicide is death by your own hand. There was a time when such ‘moderate’ stalwarts as Sens. McStain, Grahamnesty, Rubio and Paul were pushing for “comprehensive immigration reform” which is amnesty by another name. This was a ploy by the democrats to try to get gullible republicans to go along with this rape of the constitution in the misguided hope that somehow the illegal parasites would see that we meant them no harm and please vote republican because we’re just as generous with taxpayer money as the democrats. Fortunately there were enough on our side who were unwilling to give up the future of the party.
This party,and by extension the nation, will not die of its own hand. It will be executed some time between Nov. 5 and probably Nov. 20. The knife which will slowly,painfully be dragged across her throat belongs to a cold,unfeeling,African national idealogue bearing an irrational contempt for the people and the country who handed him the greatest honor any nation can bestow.
Nixon was forced to resign in 1993 after republicans went to the White House and told him he had to go. Being a man who had a respect for his office,he resigned. Nixon haters, save your breath. I’m only making a point. This would not happen now even if the democrats were to tell Obama he had to go. He doesn’t care,and never did. Since the day he stole his last election he’s become the most destructive ‘lone wolf terrorist’ in the history of America. He doesn’t care about anybody or anything. His plan has always been to crush the economy under the weight of millions of leeches pouring over the border with their hands out.
We’ve all heard about the “path to citizenship.” This is a false premise. These people want nothing to do with being citizens. They already have a country,full of poverty and misery. They want the free food, healthcare, housing and the low-skill, low-paying jobs which are all that’s left under obamanomics. Legalizing millions of them will give employers who would not hire illegals a whole new pool of labor willing to work harder,longer,and for less money than Americans which they send to support their families in their own country.
We will be forced to watch as they flood the streets by the millions,waving the Mexican flag and celebrating being handed the precious gifts that so many of our forefathers paid such a dear price in blood and treasure to secure for us. Our children will be forced to learn Spanish just to coexist with them right along with forcing kindergartners to embrace homosexuality as something desirable. They are taught this country was built by racist slaveholders and is defended by people too stupid to stay in school and homicidal maniacs who want to kill people. Liberalism controls the education system and the history texts are being written by former Viet Nam war protesters,draft dodgers, and flower children who lived better chemically.
America is on death row,her crime being socialists and an adoring media foisting someone on us who is not only delusional but holds a grudge against capitalism and his perception of unfairness that some work hard to have things that those who are slovenly do not. There was a movie decades ago the Penthouse magazine produced called Caligula. The tag line was ‘what would you do if you had absolute power over life and death for the whole world?’ Obama must be green with envy.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/28/Report-on-Non-Citizen-Voters-Shows-Why-Amnesty-Would-Be-Suicide-for-GOP

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HALLOWEEN PLUS THREE

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SEVEN MORE DAYS; KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY

Just one more week. Judgement day. The day we’ve waited for for two interminably long,excruciatingly painful years. The day those of us who are intelligent, politically aware, know the candidates and the issues, go to the polls and cast a vote to offset one cast by an illegal alien,a convicted felon or a machine rigged to record every vote cast for the democrat. That the democrats can and do cheat is not a revelation. What is unknown is how much they’ll commit.

We’ve been hearing for a very long time how well the republicans are going to do in light of the morass that Obama’s popularity have plunged into. What is troubling is that there are so many senatorial races where the candidates are either tied or the GOP candidate is only a point or so ahead. The democrats are well-seasoned in picking and choosing where to commit fraud without rousing a great deal of suspicion. Save Florida 2000,which took intervention from SCOTUS to stop, I cannot recall any close race of any import that democrats didn’t manage to win.

The goal is to dethrone that miserable turd Harry Reid and his criminal conduct. At least with the quisling Bitchy Mitchy as majority leader some of the 350+ bills that have passed through the House may finally get a vote. That’s as far as it will go. Obola will veto nearly every bill that is sent to him. He took over doing all the legislating by executive fiat after 2012 when he didn’t need to hide his socio-communist utopian dream anymore. Make no mistake….the two months of the lame duck will be bloody and terrifying. Right after the elections Bozo will illegally issue his blanket amnesty to millions of illegal parasites and the outgoinmg dems will rush through as many of his leftist judicial nominees as they can to the Circuit and Appeals courts to wreak vengeance on the fabric of civil society,usurping the will of the electorate to impose their personal opinions.

I’ve been voting for a very long time. I’ve seen good men and bad men pass through the political system. Looking back I fear it will all be a memory shortly. Our representative republic has been replaced by mob rule,media manipulation,a corrupt educational system that no longer teaches the very values this country was founded on and thrived under, and crushed by the burden of a welfare state that promises free housing,food,health care and cash just for supporting the socialists who take money from those who won’t vote for them to buy votes from those who will.

By the end of Hillary’s first term the republican party will be reduced to comic relief without any say,just as the republicans in my state are. Speaking of which,starting this year the dems who run this state decided that it would be great to have same-day registration and voting. Apparently it’s getting harder and harder to manufacture enough votes in Cook County to offset the honest votes across the rest of the state. They make sure they have every illegal advantage. That’s how they win.

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HALLOWEEN PLUS FOUR

I have so many Halloween funnies it will take 5 days to post them.
ENJOY

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IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

We’re just a week away from the midterms. The interwebs will be bubbling with political commentary. It would be safe to assume that our hits would go up as they did in 2012 as people gather information and see what other people are saying. It was with this in mind I had my tech guy work on my machine last Friday. After the hour I had prepaid for he told me there were so many problems he’d have to take it home and clean the viruses up overnight and bring it back Saturday. When he reconnected it,he said he had to remove the AVG anti-virus program because it was infected and replace it with Avast. He then charged me an additional fee,which I was not prepared for. After he left I found,much to my chagrin, that it was little better than before and in some cases worse. There was a notice on the screen that the anti virus program was slowing down the speed of my computer. Unfortunately,I need protection so there’s nothing I can do about it. I e-mailed and called the guy and have yet to hear from him and probably won’t. I don’t mind paying for a service,but when people seemingly take advantage of your not knowing about things,much like a crooked mechanic who takes advantage of non-auto-savvy victims, I get really irritated because liberals take enough of my money for nothing as it is. I will try to do the best I can to continue posting,however long it takes,but were it not for DW’s checking facebook to keep up with her family, I’d be tempted to just disconnect the computer completely.

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I’M BACK! SEEMS SO LONG

Glad to announce that after almost 24 hours in intensive care my Univac has been revived and,hopefully ready for more abuse.My tech guy had to take the machine home with him after an hour yesterday because he said having 2 or 3 viruses was normal,mine had 17.Also,with no browsers open,most computers are running 50-60 programs.Mine has 126.It took till 3:30 this morning to remove all the viruses and make it perform like it should.He brought it back today and DW answered the door while I was curled up in the fetal position,sucking my thumb and whimpering softly.
I had a bunch of things bookmarked yesterday and,of course,much has been posted since then.I’ll try to pick some relevant stuff for you.
A special thanks to Mindful and CtH for filling in.I always enjoy what they post because of the professional style.

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A RACE AGAINST TIME

Tech guy is coming in 2 hours. Trying to get something posted beforehand. The old Univac is on life support. Hopefully it can be resuscitated.

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THE MOST SHOCKING THING I’VE EVER POSTED

History, from the beginning, has been rife with examples of man’s inhumanity to man. He is capable of unspeakable depravity and cruelty far beyond the limits of a civil society. I am closing in on my 1,000th post here and my intent has always been to inform,entertain, and I’d like to think maybe give you a chuckle or two. I have never and WILL never post any reference to torture, stonings, crucifixions, beheadings, and bareass spankings.

But today I felt compelled to post an item that defies description. If you have a delicate constitution or are faint of heart my advice is to skip directly to the comments. I do this out of respect for you and a concern for your well-being. It is posted far enough down the header that you can avoid it by scrolling quickly.
You have been warned.

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