Author Archives: Pistol Pete

This is from the Swedish the hair band Europe,fronted by Johnny Apollo,the prettiest man in 1980’s Glam Rock.

First,let me wish a happy 68th birthday to a First Lady with poise,grace and class. Remember them? They were content to be supportive wives and mothers. What we’re stuck with now is a rude,nasty,entitlement queen with the grace of a camel and reeking of french fries.

After I finished my paper route this morning I stayed up long enough to go and exercise my right to cast an intelligent,informed vote. I feel good that I was able to cancel out one of the many illegal votes cast in this state. We got to the polling place at 6:03 and there was already a crowd. I don’t know if you can read anything into that but midterms normally don’t generate this much early enthusiasm.
As you may suspect,I have so many things today I could set a record for the longest thread on this blog. I will,of course,practice restraint to the best of my limited ability.

I HAD A BLACK FRIEND WHO ONCE DESCRIBED FOR ME THE DEFINITION OF “WHITE BREAD” AS SOMEBODY WHO GETS OUT OF THE SHOWER TO PEE

First,a word to CtH. Not to worry,my dear friend. We got this. Family is the most important thing next to loving God in your life. Guard any time together jealously. We’ll be here whenever you can stop by.

Wellll…it seems like Barry has become as unpopular as a used car salesman to all but his most devoted,the homies who still have his picture on their mantle. He did an appearance in Connecticut where he was heckled by illegals for not signing amnesty yet. Of course,he blamed the republicans. Then in deep-blue Philadelphia,where fraud was so rampant two years ago,that a statistically-impossible 53 precincts didn’t record a single vote for Romney,they couldn’t fill half the gymnasium where Temple University plays. I have links to both these stories. Being the self-absorbed narcissist he is he likely blamed the sparse crowds on the unpopularity of the democrat he was stumping for. He has NO personal appearances planned for the last two days before the midterm,which comes as a relief to the democrats who are running from him so fast you’d think he wanted them to pay the dinner tab. It remains to be seen if he’s dumped enough turds in the punchbowl to doom any of his co-conspirators.

DW came in a little while ago and said: ‘I need to pick up some things at WalMart.’
Translation: ‘Shut that stupid computer down and get you fat butt up and take me to WalMart.’
It’s not all bad,though. I enjoy playing dodgecart on my Amigo scooter with all the pedestrians. Not realizing it,we sojourned forth a day after the EBT cards were loaded for all the Obama voters. I have a handicap placard,which makes me no different than thousands of others who vie for the coveted spots within sight of the entrance. There were hordes of minority types with carts heaped full,including a family of moose-limbs that had one cart overflowing with 20 oz. bottles of Pepsi,another full of Mountain Dew and one full of cereal,mostly Fruit Loops. I don’t even want to think about what they were doing.

Interestingly there haven’t been the flood of campaign videos this cycle as there is during a presidential election. I don’t recall seeing anything from Rove’s Crossroads group. There were a few today. Since I don’t watch the Sunday gabfests,I’ll have to post anything later on. Rand Paul was supposed to be on three different shows. There’s just something about him that doesn’t sit right with me. One has to be suspect of ANY republican the media whores openly embrace.
With much chagrin I noticed yesterday the Christmas ads are descending like a plague already. The Hallmark channel has the 55 days of Christmas, apparently. Right now ‘A Dog Named Christmas’ is on. It is nearing time for some NFL football,so I’ll get a modicum of relief. Hope you like what I have today.

THIS ONE’S FOR MINDFUL:

MONICA? IS THAT YOU??

Rush once said that democrats are only funny when they’re out of power. They’re pretty amusing when their desperation hits a fever pitch knowing some of them will have to find some other way to siphon money from the public coffers.
It makes you wonder what any of them are even qualified to do,since most of them have no real world experience. Nearly all of them have regular residences in DC,and only use an address in their home districts or states to qualify to run. Invariably,most go to work for the shady denizens on J Street. Lobbying pays well,it’s just not as much fun as getting invited to cocktail parties and Sunday talk shows. Let us hope we give plenty of them a chance at a new career.

I’ve been slaving over a hot keyboard for hours. Almost finished. I feel good,I feel strong,I can do this.

DW LIKED THIS ONE

I SAVED THE MOST VILE,HIDEOUS IMAGE FOR LAST;PREPARE TO BE TERRIFIED

With everything being about the upcoming elections I thought you might like to read something different.
Besides,I have lots of funny stuff for you.

First,there will be posts tomorrow and Sunday,since things are happening so quickly. I don’t go anywhere and besides,my beloved Bears won’t get their asses kicked until they visit Green Bay on Nov. 6.
If we can manage to get outside the margin of fraud in some of these races this should be a bloodbath of epic proportions. They have absolutely nothing to run on except charges of racism. Not Obamacare,not amnesty,not foreign policy and certainly not the economy. They are desperate to separate themselves from Obola,but Barry is out there bragging that they all support his policies,which is hanging a virtual millstone around their necks. The abject panic is kind of fun to watch if the results could not be so deadly. The democrats run the show 719 days. We get to make them listen to us one day. That day is this Tuesday. Let’s pray we can make it count.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO UNDRESS FOR A DENTISTS’ APPOINTMENT?

Unfortunately, I lack the creative skills my good friend Grunt has. All I can do is copy and paste. That’s all I got.

One of my fondest chidhood memories was going to Woolworths or ben Franklin 5 and dime to pick out my costume for school.

ME AND MRS. PISTOL….GUESS WHICH ONE I AM