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Springtime in Western Wisconsin

Here are some pictures taken in my yard recently.

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Project Veritas and The Daily Sunny report on the bathroom wars

For further enlightenment:

Are Americans Okay With Boys in the Girls’ Bathroom? by Dan Joseph

The True ‘Trauma Trigger’ That the North Carolina Bathroom Bill Is Designed to Prevent, by Jane Clark Scharl

The Hypocrisy of PayPal’s Mission and Culture, by Rick Moran

Liberals’ Double Standard on Bathrooms, Boycotts, and Religious Freedom, by Ryan T. Anderson

Cirque du Solei Cancels North Carolina Shows Over Public Facilities Act — Plans Shows In Dubai, Where Gays Are Put to Death, by Jerome Hudson

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Adult Coloring Book to Feature Favorite Imprecatory Psalms

From The Babylon Bee.

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Featuring such favorite verses as “O God, break the teeth in their mouths,” and, “May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow,” Zondervan’s new Coloring the Imprecatory Psalms adult coloring book is set to be released this summer.

The exquisitely illustrated black-and-white pages will feature beautiful, inspiring art along with a selection of Psalms that wish a bloody and horrifying death upon the Psalmist’s wicked foes, according to Zondervan’s press release Monday.

“Coloring has been shown to both engage the mind and relieve stress and anxiety, and coloring illustrated Bible verses can help believers recall and meditate on Scriptural truths,” the press release read, in part. “In this new book covering the imprecatory Psalms, Christians can also color violently bloody scenes of death and destruction while praying that God’s judgment would fall upon their enemies.”

The book will be available at Christian retailers nationwide, though it will not be for sale to consumers under 21 years of age, due to graphic content.

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Bernie Math

You thought Common Core Math was tough? Bernie Math is even tougher:

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Crowder moderates debate between Trump and Sanders

For further enlightenment and amusement:

Bernie Sanders Plan Debunked

Microaggression: A Beginner’s #SJW Guide

Why “Democratic” Socialism Doesn’t Work

I’m Just a Bill (Transgender Schoolhouse Rock Parody)

Journey for Bernie

 

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Pro-gun Republican to grace the $20 bill

From Guns.com.

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In a sense of political correctness turned political irony, the abolitionist and underground railroad conductor will replace Democrat President Andrew Jackson.

On Wednesday the U.S. Treasury reported that Tubman, who during the Civil War was active in the Union cause, serving as a nurse, a cook, spy and scout, will replace Jackson on the front of the bill. The seventh President, whose supporters founded what became the Democratic Party, will move to the back of the bill along with an image of the White House.

Jackson, noted as a military man, has in recent years fallen out of favor over his treatment of Native Americans and the fact that he owned slaves. Earlier this year groups railed against the naming of a new warship, the USS Jackson, by Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus, despite the fact that the vessel was named in honor of Mississippi’s capital city by the former Governor of the Magnolia State.

Tubman on the other hand was a supporter of the anti-slavery Republican Party, though some argue she may not have been a fan of Mr. Lincoln’s at the time.

Further, to a degree she encouraged insurrection against the Federal government, helping abolitionist leader John Brown recruit volunteers to seize the Federal Arsenal at Harper’s Ferry in 1859. [story continues here]

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(bluebird of bitterness adds: This article does not mention the fact, but Harriet Tubman was also a devout Christian… as if being a Republican sympathizer and pro-Second Amendment were not bad enough.)

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Hey, social justice warriors…

CtH … just sticking my nose in to say, “Watch this!  It’s fabulous!”

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Sesame Street Introduces New Muslim Muppet ‘Zari’

From The Barbed Wire.

The popular children’s show Sesame Street has a new Muppet character, hijab-wearing “Zari,” who will be introduced on the Afghani version of the show. In PBS’s effort to remain as politically correct as possible, the character is an Islamic girl who will teach children about female empowerment and education, among other things.

Advertising posters for the character show her playing with Elmo and Grover. You can bet though that since Zari will live on the Sesame Street in Afghanistan, life will be a little different than the Sesame Street Americans are familiar with.

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First, you will notice that Zari only has four fingers on each hand. Clearly, she has had a finger on each hand cut off for stealing, or some other violation of Sharia law. The mean streets of Afghanistan are no place for a Muppet.

Viewers of the Middle Eastern version of the show will get to meet Zari’s 49 year-old husband, even though Zari herself is only 10 years old. She, with the help of other characters on the show, will teach young girls the joys of being a child bride and sex slave.

Some episode plot lines that have already been announced include:

  • Zari finds out Muppet genital mutilation isn’t as fun as it sounds.
  • She accidentally allows some of her hair to come out from under her hijab, resulting in her first stoning.
  • Miss Piggy makes a surprise visit, but Zari feels that Piggy makes the local deli unclean so she straps on her suicide vest to solve the problem. The deli needed remodeling anyway.
  • Zari gets educated on homosexuality in a special episode that ends with Bert and Ernie getting tossed off the rooftop of a tall building.
  • Zari’s refugee cousins arrive from Syria and proceed to gang-rape Big Bird.

In no time, Zari will probably be migrating to the American Sesame Street, where she will teach American children how wonderful her culture is.

The episodes will be brought to you by the letters I, E, D and by the number 666.

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More great stories from The Barbed Wire:

Hillary Thinks It’s Cute the Way Bernie Keeps Winning States

Trump Tells Boston Globe to Leave Satire to the Pros

Music Concerts Cancelled Until Communities Meet an Artist’s Political Demands

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Saturday stuff

Scott Ott on making America great again: 

Andrew Klavan on voting while angry:

Bill Whittle on the way liberals destroy everything they get their hands on:

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Our 45th president’s first 100 days

PJTV’s Scott Ott indulges in a little not-so-idle speculation about what awaits us.

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