Category Archives: Funny Stuff

From time to time, Hope n’ Change has endeavored to bring you “Good News Fridays” and failed miserably. Seriously, it’s hard enough to find any good news without also needing the cosmic roulette wheel to have it happen on a Friday. Which is why we’re presenting a genuine good news story today! Specifically, San Francisco has been trying to cope with a serious problem. We’re not referring to their sanctuary city status, their uber-liberal politics, or even all the environmental damage done by Nancy Pelosi when she takes San Francisco soil back to Washington to put in the coffin where she sleeps during the day. No, the problem we’re talking about is whizzing on walls, which apparently creates a massive citywide stench, various health hazards, and slippery puddles. And the solution is brilliant: the city’s public works department is testing pee-resistant paint on the most peed-upon walls, causing the streams to splash back on the perpetrators – thereby protecting property, teaching a valuable civic lesson, and assuring that Youtube will never run out of hilarious videos! But as much as we love this idea, we don’t think the whole “splashback” concept is being taken far enough yet… Why not be more liberal (no pun intended) with its use in San Francisco, so that the officials who release criminals and killers might enjoy a little splashback from the actions of those they set free? You’ll want to read the rest @ http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2015/07/splashback.html

There’s nothing down or dirty about this post, it’s just hard coming up with cutesy titles every day. As CtH mentioned on yesterday’s thread, she and I are pretty much housebound so we have the time to do this. If you were at home as much as we are, you’d figure out what a vast wasteland daytime television is. Chrissy doesn’t watch it, while I have every conceivable channel. There is a block of court shows on an independent station weekday mornings that I watch sometimes. The common denominator in all of them is that 60-70% of litigants are your basic minority types. I discovered they make up the most wacky reasons to get on TV, parents vs. chirrens, siblings, etc., because they get a trip to the city where the show is taped, get put up in a hotel the night before the taping, plus they get an appearance fee, which is usually a pool of money that any judgements are awarded are deducted from then the rest is split.

There’s a show called Paternity Court, which is a Maury ripoff. There was a recent episode where a tramp dragged not one, not two, but three possible sperm donors for her furry-headed little tax credit. After all three had their DNA tests, Q’UELLE SURPRISE! it was NONE of them. Now,I’m no expert on such things, but isn’t a woman’s cycle no more than a few days, or can she conceive anytime? One of the greatest problems we have today is there are no longer fathers, mothers, husbands and wives. It’s all baby mama and baby daddy. That depersonalizes relationships and makes the sex act as casual as a handshake for far too many who simply refer to it as “hooking up.” I was no angel back in my wasted youth, but at least I always found out what the woman’s name was before things got sticky (pun intended).

Other shows have a lot of money, a loan or a gift, and always, it’s ‘I’ll pay you back when I get my taxes.’ That’s the big day in the hood when all the baby mamas get they earned income credit for all the little chirrens with different last names.

Dog bite cases are frequent as well.Guess what breed is responsible in 99.99999% of cases.

NOW AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL YOUR LIFE ISN’T AS PATHETIC AS MINE?

SHOULDN’T THAT BE ENTRE-MANURE?

SHE BE ALL LIKE: WHAT’S MINE IS MINE AND WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE TOO

My good buddy Chrissy has been posting such outstanding items with her typical accuracy and flair that I feel kinda stupid posting a bunch of links through the basic copy and paste technique. How many links are enough? How many are too many?

Image added by CtH … becuz I could.  ::snork::

I have no idea. I really do try to find positive, uplifting things to offer a glimmer of hope in the sea of despair, but they’re harder to find than an illegal with valid car insurance. Sometimes I wish I had a life.

THIS IS WHAT WE’VE ALLOWED OURSELVES TO BECOME

No frills, no rants, just the normal mix of good and bad… mostly bad.
After much thought I’ve decided since Cankles will almost surely take the shreds of what used to be the greatest nation on earth once Obama is finished his “transformation” and deliver the coup de gras, I’ve decided to simply enjoy the clown show being staged by The Donald and the media whores. Since the Titanic is sinking might as well enjoy the band playing while we can.

This was sent to me by one of my blog-e listers cuz, as he said, “Some days good, other days not so good.  When there’s an over-abundance of the latter category, I find that redneck humor is a useful remedy.”

The plan was to do a feature post on The Donald since there’s so much about this publicity hound in the news lately. After some consideration, I decided to hold off, since there’s so much else going on.