You have to hand it to Rachel Dolezal… she sucks up as much oxygen as Cankles does and may be even a more pathological liar, if not as dangerous. It seems every day brings another batch of unsubstantiated claims. You could fill an entire post with this nonsense, but I’m getting bored with it already.
THOUGHT CHRISSY MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE
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More real than that phony-ass ‘trans-racial’ psycho from Spokane. She gave her first interview today with leftist toady Matt Lauer, one of the most untalented and overpaid ninnies in the faux media. Do I have the entire interview? OF COURSE I DO! But,surprisingly there are more things today to get really aggravated over.
TRUE STORY: I TOOK MY OLDEST DAUGHTER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ONE TIME. WE WENT TO THE MALL, I GAVE HER MY CARD AND MY LIST OF GIFTS TO BUY AND MADE MYSELF COMFORTABLE. ALMOST TWO HOURS LATER SHE SHOWS UP WITH TWO LITTLE PACKAGES.
‘IS THAT ALL YOU BOUGHT?’
‘DAD,THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN… WOMEN SHOP… MEN BUY. THEY JUST GET WHAT THEY’RE AFTER,PAY FOR IT AND LEAVE. WOMEN CAN SPEND HOURS GOING THROUGH THE CLEARANCE RACK, NEVER BUY ANYTHING AND LEAVE HAPPY.’
STATUE OF FIBBERTY
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Another weekend gone. Another monument to lies and hypocrisy. Here are some of the high (low) points as best as I can remember them:
It was big news when Barry came to the Hill to push the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) and it ended up going down to defeat. Nobody really knew what was in the bill because it was kept secret,just like Obamacare.
What we knew was:
Obama was pushing for it and he’s never once done anything that would make the country better.
Republican sellouts were ordered by their corporate masters to vote for it.
Democrats were ordered by their union masters to stop its passage.
Barry was livid when, for once, the dems spit out instead of swallowed.
Pelosi wants more spending before they vote for it.
Meantime, Jeb Bush is officially announcing his candidacy for president today. He makes the 356th person to do so.
The butcher of Benghazi restarted her campaign to bullshit her way back into the White house Saturday. They had to import people from out of state to make 5,000 attendees. There was an overflow area fenced off that was empty.
Former president Sir William the Impeached is still lying.
Trans-racial fraud Rachel Dolezal is becoming a national joke. Her adopted genuinely black brothers said she told them to keep quiet so her scam wouldn’t be revealed.
So much to do, so little time.
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POINT OF INFORMATION:
When you take your car to your mechanic to have the noise your engine is making checked out and he calls you back in a few hours and the first words you hear are: ‘are you sitting down?’, your life will probably suck for a few minutes.
During my regular Thursday morning breakfast with the merry band of malcontents I call my family yesterday, Barry’s genius plan to take some of his welfare-sucking, white-hating, drug-addicted murderers and thieves and sprinkle them generously in the midst of the more affluent neighborhoods where people who actually (gasp) WORKED for what they have live. My Uncle Bob brought it up. I think I’m turning him into a conservative.
In the early 1960’s our city had plans to buy the 400+ acres of land old Dutch Sarver, a neighbor who raised corn and soybeans owned, which was right across the road from our farm and build a bunch of low income apartments. Our alderman, who was a member of the school board, a trustee of our church and the developer of a subdivision with a man-made lake he built about a mile away came around and got petitions signed to stop the sale. Nearly everybody in that part of the county signed it and they chose to put the apartments on the south side of the city.
There was an article in the Chicago Tribune about some rapper (don’t know his name, don’t care) who made a bunch of money selling the garbage that passes for music nowadays and bought a house in a gated community. After he moved in to his new mansion he threw parties every night until dawn, giant speakers blared their disgusting Ubangi chants, and his homeys urinated and defecated on the neighbors’ well-manicured lawns and smashed windows and broke into cars. When the police came they all scattered and laughed afterward.
I’m posting a link about Obozo’s latest act of revenge on the very people who thought he was going to heal the rift between the races.
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Over the weekend this website recorded some of the highest hit counts we’ve had in a while. Perhaps they were redirected from another site,or maybe they were checking out Chrissy’s in-depth posts. Maybe they were #blacklvesmatter scum looking for reasons to get pissed off. No,scratch that. They’re all in McKinney, Texas throwing rocks at the cops and demanding all white people be killed. Either way,there are likely one or more government agencies monitoring our little garden. I’ll be waiting for the knock at my door. F*ck the media. F*ck liberals. F*ck Obama.
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So much for the brief respite from the perpetual assault on faith, justice, reason and plain common sense by the forces of Satan that would control every facet of humanity. As promised Friday, the political corruption, lies and hypocrisy continue unabated. This will not change until the Rapture. Until then,we will have this site to commiserate on all things that matter.
EVER FEEL LIKE THIS?
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For premature. Not intended for viewing by anyone over the age of 13.
This is probably the silliest one I’ve done in awhile.
POLITICAL CORRUPTION! LIES! HYPOCRISY! INCOMPETENCE!
It happened yesterday, it’s going on today and it will still be going on Monday.
But not today.
Gather ’round and you shall hear of Hillary and Yoko’s affair, Miss Piggy, chicks who fart, world’s oldest cat and broken penises. If you are an intellectual, have an Ivy League law degree, shun lowbrow humor or are easily offended you may want to go to another site now.
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After spending four days scouring the interwebs to bring you the most appalling,funniest and most bizarre nonsense I can find I’m usually pretty worn down. The Thursday morning breakfast with family is often the high point of the week,when I can enjoy a brief time with people I’ve loved my entire life. Today my cousin gave me the guest book from my brother’s funeral in 1953. I recognized a lot of the names as they were family and friends of Grandma’s that I knew my whole life. I think she still has the newspaper clippings from the day he accidentally hanged himself. The book means nothing to anyone but me and I don’t know what will become of it when I’m gone. It’s still precious to me as a reminder of what might have been. Russell would be 70 this year.
C’MON,WE’VE ALL DONE IT
ANOTHER BRUCE GETS IN ON THE ACT
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Here’s the First Promo for Caitlyn Jenner’s E! Show ‘I Am Cait’
She just introduced herself to the world on Monday, now Caitlyn Jenner is opening the doors and letting us into her personal life for a brand new E! docu-series, I Am Cait, set to air this summer.
The first one-minute promo for I Am Cait premiered Wednesday on Today and now it’s available to watch online. It begins with Caitlyn applying makeup in the mirror as she waxes poetic about the pressures women face about their appearance daily.
When someone else in the car interjects that Caitlyn already is normal, she says with a smile, “Put it this way: I’m the new normal.”
THERE WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING WHO SAID 47% OF TRANSGENDERS COMMIT SUICIDE.I GUESS THAT’S NORMAL
https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/here-s-the-first-promo-for-caitlyn-jenner-s-e–show–i-am-cait-124626653.html
Here’s why Caitlyn Jenner’s first 4 children refuse to appear on her new E! reality show
CAN YOU IMAGINE SOMEONE YOU’VE KNOWN ALL YOUR LIFE AS ‘DAD’ SUDDENLY BECOMES A WOMAN?NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES THAT KIND OF DIVERSITY.IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE
“They disagree with their father’s decision to use not only the same production company that made ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ but many of the same people, including several original executive producers,” the article said.
Hurt and disappointed by their decision, Caitlyn argued that as an executive producer she could keep it from straying away from her desire for the show to tell her story in a way that would be inspiring and informative. The four kids doubt that’s possible.
The Kardashian and Jenner sides came together for this 1993 portrait.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-why-caitlyn-jenners-first-163700077.html
Laverne Cox Praises the Outpouring of Support for Caitlyn Jenner But Reminds Us There’s Work to Be Done
THERE WAS A TIME NOT SO LONG AGO THAT WHEN A MAN LOOKED AT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN HE COULD BE PRETTY SURE THE PLUMBING DIDN’T MATCH HIS OWN.
Orange Is the New Black star Laverne Cox applauded the widespread of support for Caitlyn Jenner, but also urged us to remember that there is plenty of work yet to be done when it comes to trans issues.
It was just about a year ago that Cox was featured on the cover of Time magazine trumpeting “The Transgender Tipping Point.” Cox’s cover was met with a similar rapturous applause and Cox says while she appreciates the support, the trans experience is much more than a dramatic physical transformation.
OK,NOW I NEED A SHOWER.
SOME MANLY STUFF IS NEEDED,STAT.
I HIT THIS KEY WHEN I START THIS BLOG.
WE HAD THE ONES WITH THE PLASTIC CORN HOLDERS.THESE ARE WAY COOLER.
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ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE.
(Also, space aliens don’t send money home. – CtH)
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