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Category Archives: Funny Stuff
MAYDAY… LET’S PROTEST SOMETHING
Went fishing yesterday. The temp was about 57, felt like 40 on the water. 17MPH wind, choppy water, fish weren’t biting. Spent a day outdoors with my best friend. It was beautiful.
No idea where this is going. Which is normal.
I’D RATHER HAVE MY KIDS
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YO MAMA SO…
Busy day today. My regular Thursday yarn-spinning session with my uncles, then my partner wants to get the boat in the water later this AM. It seems like he hasn’t gotten the registration renewal for the boat (it’s only $18) and the old sticker expires today. It’s sunny, but the high is only going to be about 60 degrees, but we dress for that. Then later tonight is the first night of the NFL draft. It’s only important to a football junkie like me.
I don’t have time to do a whole post but I thought you might get a smile out of one of these.
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THE MONDAY POST-WEEKEND REPORT
Grandson RJ Pistol’s first baseball game, scheduled for Saturday morning, was postponed due to inclement weather. They played Sunday afternoon under a bright blue sky with the temperature hovering around 60, with a breeze that necessitated a jacket. As usual his cheering section included mom, dad, stepmom, grandpa,two grandmas, and older sister. He hit the ball hard several times and recorded an RBI groundout in the fifth inning. It was a beautiful day.
THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH FAMILY IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD
The annual DC get-together for democrat politicians and their water-carriers in the sham media where they celebrate jerking each other off while blatantly lying to the lIVs and ignoring seious felonies committed by their heroes as a matter of rote. I’m including some stuff, but you can take it or leave it.
THIS IS THE VULGARITY THAT PASSES FOR COMEDY WITH THESE PHONIES
Comedienne Cecily Strong showed just how brave comedy is in the face of power when she completely attacked Obama’s political opponents while worshiping at the feet of Hillary. Yes, true bravery.
In the second part she bravely went after a disgraced politician that had already resigned:
In this short last part, she kisses Michelle Obama’s butt for a few minutes:
Five Obama Jokes From The WHCD
1). “Being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken education system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day.”
2). “I’m so old John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.”
3). “Let’s face it, there is one issue on every reporter’s mind, and that’s 2016. Already we’ve seen some missteps. Turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as Hispanic back in 2009. Look, I understand. It’s an innocent mistake. Reminds me of the time I identified myself as American back in 1961.”
4). “Hillary kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Chipotle. Not to be outdone, Martin O’Malley kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Martin O’Malley campaign event.”
5). “And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie’s an interesting guy. Apparently some folks want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all!”
SORRY,FOLKS…HAD TO DO IT
REMEMBER WHEN THE RINOS SOLD OUT AMERICA AND APPROVED THE NEXT CORRUPT AG?
WELL, DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ERIC… HE’LL BE JUST FINE:
Eric Holder Takes $77 Million Job With JPMorgan Chase
Just after announcing his resignation as U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder has accepted a top job with Wall Street finance giant JPMorgan Chase.
Starting in early November, Holder will serve as JPMorgan Chase’s chief compliance officer, where his responsibilities will include lobbying Congress on the company’s behalf and ensuring it “gets the best deal possible” from any new proposed financial regulations. Holder will also fetch morning coffee and breakfast orders for CEO Jamie Dimon and board members.
For his efforts, Holder will earn an annual salary of $77 million plus bonuses for a job well done.
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/26/eric-holder-takes-77-million-job-with-jpmorgan-chase
OK, SO I’M A CYNICAL OLD FART…YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
DO YOU THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS NEW GIG?
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THE FRIDAY BAG OF MIXED NUTZ
As promised, here is the official police mugshot of the OFG (Old Farts Gang). If you see any of them, do not attempt to apprehend (or comprehend,as the case may be)… just walk away slowly or risk being assaulted with rants about a byegone era when families ate meals together, dad had a job and mom took care of the kids and the house. You did for yourself rather than wait for government handouts. You did the right thing, even when no one was looking, because it was what you were taught. You never turned your back on a friend and never talked back to an adult. Your parents didn’t send you to church… they TOOK you. If given time, this bunch could make you feel as old as they are, or at least make you wish you were, if only for the memories. Yes,the white-haired guy on the end IS as goofy as he looks.
IF I MET THIS MAN I’D SHAKE HIS HAND… THEN GIVE HIM A HUG
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TODAY’S EXERCISE IN INANITY
Wonderful breakfast with family today. As soon as cuz posts it, I’ll upload picture she took of me with my uncles. More than 225 years of wit,wisdom and sarcasm. We’re old….we don’t have time to worry about political correctness.
Thanks to Chrissy about her newest post regarding Dana Perino’s new book. W wasn’t perfect by any means. He often infuriated us when he didn’t defend himself against the 24/7 personal assaults launched against him because they didn’t manage to steal Florida in 2000. But there was never a doubt he loved the troops and they would walk through hell for him. I think the difference in attitude between somebody like the Bush presidents and Klintoon (Mogadishu) and Bam (Benghazi) is that some value life and know there are things worth fighting for. That’s why they both wore the uniform. On the other hand, you have two sociopaths who care about absolutely nothing beyond their own self interests.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I’M THINKING OF CHANGING MY GRAVATAR:
Those of you who visit the garden regularly probably get tired of my constant whining about what I perceive as reality. Maybe I had an operation at some point that connected my optic nerve to my sphincter muscle that’s causing my shitty outlook on life. Aside from researching for things to post here I never read about anything political. It just doesn’t seem to matter much anymore. Once you understand how the game is played you can nearly always predict the outcome of any situation.
The democrats have to cheat, but they usually win.
The media will always defend them. They took an ordinary street hustler from Chicago and turned him into a president.
Politicians, liberals in particular, flout the laws we’re forced to live by at will without much fear of punishment.
The game is rigged. We finally got a majority in both the House and the Senate and nothing has changed. The GOIP elite don’t care if the democrats run the show as long as they get their cut.
Amnesty is an inevitability because the left needs the votes and the GOP’s money men at the Chamber of Commerce want the cheap labor.
The few conservatives willing to stand up for the people are quickly silenced or targeted by the media whores for ridicule and abuse.
I’ll concede most minorities may be decent people. It’s just that any time I see a headline about a murder, rape or armed robbery my initial thought, even before reading, is usually accurate. It’s cringeworthy to see the level of savagery that seems to be commonplace in many areas.
Things will never change. Once you get a majority of people accustomed to living on a basic subsistence without working, you have a captive electorate. Even with the alarming abortion rate in the black community there are still millions born into poverty to single mothers that will continue the cycle of ignorance and dependency. Add to that the tens of millions of illegals rushing across the border to take advantage of the things hard-working Americans have sacrificed so much for and the only logical conclusion is that we’ll never see another republican president again.
For the most part I will content myself with old westerns, watching my grandkids grow, and my regular Thursday breakfast with my cousin and uncles. I’m watching more baseball than I used to and am eagerly anticipating the upcoming NFL draft.
AN OLD PHOTOGRAPH OF BARACK OBAMA AND CHRIS CHRISTIE;
BETWEEN THEM IS OBAMA’S DOG,WHOSE NAME WAS ‘LUNCH.’
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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT
Normally this isn’t posted until after I’ve had my morning nap and scanned a bunch of rescources to find some interesting tidbits for you. I stopped after I finished delivering papers this morning at the local Steak and Shake, which is the only restaurant around us besides McD’s that’s open at 3:30 AM. There are two young girls who work there, a waitress and a cook. Most of the night business is drunks at the drive thru ordering some burgers. Not too much foot traffic, so they both come out and talk to me. They don’t have omelettes on the menu, but I talked the cook into making me one with bacon and cheese. It wasn’t bad, but then how do you screw up scrambled eggs? I’m still awake because I had three cups of coffee that was strong enough to strip paint. I’ll do what I can before I get tired, then finish after my nap. No promises.
ALL YOU HATERS CAN KMA
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TODAYS USELESS COLLECTION OF IDIOCY
Democracy in action: 88 refugees on a boat vote to throw 12 Christians overboard to drown.
The religion of peace strikes again.
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A THOUSAND PARDONS
Really late getting started today. The temperature is in the upper 70’s so I took my fat, pasty-white self along with my beloved child bride, got some sammiches and went to the local state park. It’s on a man-made lake my partner and I fish a lot (during the week)….weekends it’s jammed with people from the Chicago suburbs. We sat on a bench by the water and just enjoyed the day. It’s funny how things you always took for granted suddenly become more precious than gold when you realize the awesome gifts God had granted us.
Mixing up some regular stuff with some Friday silliness.
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