Category Archives: Funny Stuff

The cold front that moved through and clashed with the warm front causing yesterday’s weather has dropped the temperature some 20 degrees. The skies are clear, the sun is shining, and you would never guess what happened here last night. Gov. Rauner is having a news conference as I type this promising disaster aid for the area that was left with 2 dead, 6 seriously injured and millions in losses. Just a reminder how helpless man is against God’s power.

THE OBAMAS ARE SHOOTING A PILOT FOR A NEW TV SERIES CALLED: DORK AND WINDY

Washington (World News Bureau) – President Obama told an interviewer on Wednesday’s Good Morning America that climate change “got personal” for him when his daughter Maleinko experienced an asthma attack.

“What I can relate to is the fear a parent has when your four-year-old daughter comes up to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m having trouble breathing. Please put out that cigarette.’ The fright you feel is terrible – nobody should be driven to smoke because of the fear of climate change.”

Read more at World News Bureau (Parody).

Not a whole lot going on today aside from the big runoff in Chicago. Our elections involved only some county positions and some district referenda. Of course, I voted straight republican so some candidates would get at least one vote. In other news:

Rand Paul declared for president
Obama still hates Christians and Jews
The First Brood Mare is still a classless tramp.

YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB

I don’t think this one is intended to be a joke, at all, really.

This talking Barack figurine also looks deadly serious…

But you can’t help chuckling over the mistakes in the Hillary figure. Everybody knows she prefers Tito’s.

Hope everybody had a wonderful Easter holiday. We took a drive in the country after a beautiful dinner. I saw Peter Cottontail hoppin’ down a bunny trail. I swerved off the road and ran his furry ass over.(lol)

SIL and I watched the Chicago bulls get whupped by Cleveland then he went home to watch his Blackhawks go down to defeat while I watched the Cubs in the opening game of the season. They were in midseason form as they were shut out 3-0. Maybe next year.

I’ve seen some polls that say the godfather is well ahead of Jesus ‘Chuy’ Garcia. Didn’t realize Jesus was a Mexican, didya? The Machine must be worried because they’re pulling out all the stops to get the homies, the homeless, the dead, and the brain-dead out to vote for Hizzoner, Mayor Tiny Dancer.

Radical Left Seeks To Rally Black Voters Against Mayor Rahm
The leftards have called out Sir Jesse,the Extorter,Son of Blacula and Moby Dickless to rally the troops.
Theses are the same people who supported him when he portrayed himself as Obama’s main man.It was like voting for Chicago Jesus again.

Chicago Teachers Union president Karen Lewis will speak. The 61-year-old Dartmouth graduate who earns $235,953 and owns two vacation homes has suffered defeats in several political battles during Emanuel’s first term. She seriously mulled her own bid against the current mayor, using her union’s considerable local power to raise $2 million. She even headed to Mexico for weight reduction surgery.

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/04/radical-left-seeks-to-rally-black-voters-against-mayor-rahm/

ABC Refuses To Air Anti-Rahm Emanuel Commercial
NOT THAT RAHMBO DOESN’T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
As Emanuel seeks re-election in the Chicago mayoral run-off next week, the Republican-leaning Real Chicago PAC produced an ad highlighting reported instances of Emanuel’s corruption and crony capitalism, including his promotion of the transportation company Uber, in which his brother Ari is a major investor.
FOX, NBC VETTED THE AD AND BROADCAST IT, BUT ABC WOULD NOT.

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/02/abc-refuses-to-air-anti-rahm-emanuel-commercial/

HAD A FEW LEFTOVERS…ENJOY:

CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THIS WAS TAKEN?

MUSTAFA CAUGHT HER LOOKING AT ANOTHER RAM. IT WAS AN HONOR KILLING.

It just never ends. The right may win some small battles but the left wins the big ones. They set the agenda because they are the aggressors. It would be interesting to see if once… just ONCE… the media treated democrats the way they do republicans. Of course, it will never happen.

Lurch Kerry is representing Iran’s interest in Lucerne, Switzerland in accordance to his master’s orders. The master had a fine weekend in sunny Florida, exiling the press to an equipment shed. The Mooch was dancing like a ghetto queen at some BET award show. The talking heads all attacked Mike Pence for signing the same legislation Obumbles voted for during his brief visit to the state senate. There are over 20 states with similar legislation already on the books. The big difference the Dems are trying to stop Pence’s plans to run for president. It doesn’t take long for them to identify threats to their rule and set the media dogs loose.

Some nitwit group called ‘the 98%’ posted a picture on facebook of blacks at a segregated lunch counter from the 1950’s, claiming that’s what Indiana’s new law was intending to do. With them it’s always about race. It’s just sickening. OK, spleen vented, rant over.

TORNADO RIPS THROUGH OKLAHOMA….GOD LEAVES A MESSAGE

There’s usually not much traffic on weekends,but perhaps somebody will wander by looking for a chuckle.Truth is,after a weekend there’s more stuff than can be squeezed into a Monday post.At any rate,maybe somebody would get a grin out of one of these.