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My family just got back from World Market. So, did we get some Belgian chocolate for dessert tonight? Noooooooo. But there’s plenty of Marmite (peat moss extract) and Spotted Dick (a spongey fruit cake with current berries, or possibly rat droppings) served with something called Double Devon Cream. I don’t even know who Devon is, but why is his cream double? Or are there two Devons? I don’t even want to know. The Marmite is not shown in the photo because it’s too disgusting for a family site.
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My Family’s Weird
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What part of PRIVACY do you not understand?!
VIDEO: Kitty wants the door CLOSED, dammit!
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SATURDAY BONUS POST
My beloved child bride returned from her dad’s a little bit ago and is making two pans of brownies to take to DD’s bonfire tonight. Really looking forward to seeing the grandkids. They get so busy with school and athletic things and mom and dad both work full time. Any time I can spend with them, despite the chaotic circumstances, is a blessing.
This is DD and her prom date,1991: She sure had big hair back then
Fast forward 20 years; both divorced,she has GS and GD,he has joint custody of his two girls. They found each other on Facebook and were married within a couple months. They really,really love each other. Here they are today:
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FRIDAY’S FUNDAMENTAL FOOLISHNESS
Seventeen days until the day of retribution.We are all in hopes that somehow we can stop the outgoing libtards and the flaccid dildo in the Spite House from doing irreparable harm in the three months of the lame duck.
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THAT WARM FEELING YOU HAVE IS LOVE… OR EBOLA
Its getting hard to find anything these days not related to diseases or politics. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. I’m doing the best I can to come up with things that inform,entertain and don’t waste your time.
FIRST OFF,EARL OF TAINT POSTED A GRAPHIC TODAY GIVING INSPIRATIONAL KUDOS TO OUR OWN GRUNT OF MONTE CRISTO:
WHAT A TALENT!!!
THIS IS FOR YOU,GRUNT!!!
I’D RATHER DROWN IN MY OWN VOMIT
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE THIS TRAIN WRECK LOOK HUMAN?
MY APOLOGIES IF THE PRECEDING GRAPHIC CAUSED YOU ANY MENTAL TRAUMA
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Bwahahahaha!
It cracks me up when two of the Left’s special interest victim groups butt heads.
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…
Oh,come on. All of you have favorite redneck jokes. They’ve been around for years and Jeff Foxworthy made millions from them. I just thought with the heat of the impending elections,the ebola crisis and everything else Obola has managed to screw up it might help to maybe make you smile for a second.
Did you know?
A man in Kentucky married and divorced three different women and had the same in-laws each time?
In Mississippi a man and woman can divorce and still be brother and sister?
In Arkansas “harrass” is two words?
The teacher asked little Billy Clinton to use the word:harrassment in a sentence…
Billy: ‘Her mouth said “no”,but I know what harrassment.’
FYI:the last two I made up myself
You might be a redneck if:
THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECT
YOU GO TO A WAL MART TO SEE A PRO WRESTLING MATCH
YOU CAN’T AFFORD A NEW TOILET SO YOU IMPROVISE
IF YOUR BLENDER BROKE
YOU TURN A LIVESTOCK WATERING TANK INTO A PARTY BARGE
YOU WANT TO PLAY HORSESHOES BUT NOBODY BROUGHT A HORSE
YOUR BRIDE CARRIES THE SHOTGUNS AT THE WEDDING AND HAS A SET OF ANTLERS TATTOOED ON HER BACK
YOUR POWER WINDOWS DON’T WORK
YOU WANT TO FRY BREAKFAST SAUSAGES BUT THE SKILLET IS DIRTY
I TOLD MY BELOVED CHILD BRIDE: ‘HERE,BABY,I WANT YOU TO WEAR THESE HIGH HEELS AT OUR WEDDING’
I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER THAT
If you think that’s all the redneck stuff I have you’re not even close. But there’ll be another day. Hope you enjoyed.
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THEY OFT DO GO ASTRAY
The best laid plans,that is. I had planned on doing a redneck special this morning and starting the daily earlier than this. We had a lot of errands to do late this AM then I had to buy DW lunch. I’ll really try to do it tomorrow,since I have a lot of stuff you might find entertaining. Until then on with the show.
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A VIEW FROM MCDONALD’S PLAYPLACE
Yesterday being a holiday for schoolchildren and federal employees,my beloved child bride and I were tasked with the care and feeding of Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia. In the middle of yesterday’s posting DW suggested we take the little critters to Mickey D’s for lunch and to play for a while in hopes they’d burn off some of their excess energy. (It was worth a shot,anyway.) Miss Olivia has to drown her McNuggets in ranch dressing and loves pickles. Miss Isabel sucks down french fries like Michelle Obama inhales lobster.
Apparently dozens of other parents/grandparents had the same idea because the play place was packed. I’ve been in aviaries at the zoo that were quieter than that place. All the sweaty little bodies climbing all over in their stocking feet and shoes everywhere smelled like a boys high school locker room at midterm.
There are few things I’ve ever encountered as piercing as the squeals of a four year old. They make your eardrums bleed and your teeth hurt.
All the playground stuff kids get to play on anymore are made of cheap plastic. In my day,slides were metal,so on real hot days you could scorch your legs. There were monkey bars you could go across hand over hand and rub blisters on your hands,and a thing you could go around on for a couple minutes then get off and throw up. Those were fun times.
There are way too many overindulgent mothers who let the kids run wild while they play with their i-phones or laptops. There was even one aging hippie grandfather with a ponytail halfway down his back sitting on the floor Indian style with a couple kids,no doubt to be as one with the universe on Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
The plan was to wear off some energy so they’d take a nap. I think you can guess who it was who needed a nap that afternoon.
MISS OLIVIA WAS HELPING DADDY WORK ON HIS CAR AND SHE FOUND THE AIR HOSE. YA GOTTA LOVE HER
GUESS WHO I THOUGHT OF WHEN I SAW THIS
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HAPPY ‘INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY
Old Christopher Columbus has been replaced,at least in the liberal armpit known as Seattle, with ‘Indigenous Peoples’ Day.’
Give Seattle Back to the Indians
Last Monday the Seattle City Council unanimously passed a resolution declaring the second Monday of October Indigenous People’s Day. The resolution pledges that it is city policy to “participate in the annual Indigenous Peoples’ Day celebrations and activities,” it “encourages Seattle Public Schools to include the teaching of indigenous people’s history,” “encourages other businesses, organizations, and public institutions to recognize Indigenous Peoples’ Day,” and “firmly commits to continue its efforts to promote the well-being and growth of Seattle’s American Indian and Indigenous community.”
http://radixnews.com/2014/10/13/give-seattle-back-indians/
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