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SEVEN MORE DAYS; KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY

Just one more week. Judgement day. The day we’ve waited for for two interminably long,excruciatingly painful years. The day those of us who are intelligent, politically aware, know the candidates and the issues, go to the polls and cast a vote to offset one cast by an illegal alien,a convicted felon or a machine rigged to record every vote cast for the democrat. That the democrats can and do cheat is not a revelation. What is unknown is how much they’ll commit.

We’ve been hearing for a very long time how well the republicans are going to do in light of the morass that Obama’s popularity have plunged into. What is troubling is that there are so many senatorial races where the candidates are either tied or the GOP candidate is only a point or so ahead. The democrats are well-seasoned in picking and choosing where to commit fraud without rousing a great deal of suspicion. Save Florida 2000,which took intervention from SCOTUS to stop, I cannot recall any close race of any import that democrats didn’t manage to win.

The goal is to dethrone that miserable turd Harry Reid and his criminal conduct. At least with the quisling Bitchy Mitchy as majority leader some of the 350+ bills that have passed through the House may finally get a vote. That’s as far as it will go. Obola will veto nearly every bill that is sent to him. He took over doing all the legislating by executive fiat after 2012 when he didn’t need to hide his socio-communist utopian dream anymore. Make no mistake….the two months of the lame duck will be bloody and terrifying. Right after the elections Bozo will illegally issue his blanket amnesty to millions of illegal parasites and the outgoinmg dems will rush through as many of his leftist judicial nominees as they can to the Circuit and Appeals courts to wreak vengeance on the fabric of civil society,usurping the will of the electorate to impose their personal opinions.

I’ve been voting for a very long time. I’ve seen good men and bad men pass through the political system. Looking back I fear it will all be a memory shortly. Our representative republic has been replaced by mob rule,media manipulation,a corrupt educational system that no longer teaches the very values this country was founded on and thrived under, and crushed by the burden of a welfare state that promises free housing,food,health care and cash just for supporting the socialists who take money from those who won’t vote for them to buy votes from those who will.

By the end of Hillary’s first term the republican party will be reduced to comic relief without any say,just as the republicans in my state are. Speaking of which,starting this year the dems who run this state decided that it would be great to have same-day registration and voting. Apparently it’s getting harder and harder to manufacture enough votes in Cook County to offset the honest votes across the rest of the state. They make sure they have every illegal advantage. That’s how they win.

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HALLOWEEN PLUS FOUR

I have so many Halloween funnies it will take 5 days to post them.
ENJOY

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IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

We’re just a week away from the midterms. The interwebs will be bubbling with political commentary. It would be safe to assume that our hits would go up as they did in 2012 as people gather information and see what other people are saying. It was with this in mind I had my tech guy work on my machine last Friday. After the hour I had prepaid for he told me there were so many problems he’d have to take it home and clean the viruses up overnight and bring it back Saturday. When he reconnected it,he said he had to remove the AVG anti-virus program because it was infected and replace it with Avast. He then charged me an additional fee,which I was not prepared for. After he left I found,much to my chagrin, that it was little better than before and in some cases worse. There was a notice on the screen that the anti virus program was slowing down the speed of my computer. Unfortunately,I need protection so there’s nothing I can do about it. I e-mailed and called the guy and have yet to hear from him and probably won’t. I don’t mind paying for a service,but when people seemingly take advantage of your not knowing about things,much like a crooked mechanic who takes advantage of non-auto-savvy victims, I get really irritated because liberals take enough of my money for nothing as it is. I will try to do the best I can to continue posting,however long it takes,but were it not for DW’s checking facebook to keep up with her family, I’d be tempted to just disconnect the computer completely.

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Horrors Galore

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From the Earl.
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From Diogenes Sarcastica.
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Borrowed from Bergheim Follies.

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From Mary Jane Anklestraps.

Added by PP:

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I’M BACK! SEEMS SO LONG

Glad to announce that after almost 24 hours in intensive care my Univac has been revived and,hopefully ready for more abuse.My tech guy had to take the machine home with him after an hour yesterday because he said having 2 or 3 viruses was normal,mine had 17.Also,with no browsers open,most computers are running 50-60 programs.Mine has 126.It took till 3:30 this morning to remove all the viruses and make it perform like it should.He brought it back today and DW answered the door while I was curled up in the fetal position,sucking my thumb and whimpering softly.
I had a bunch of things bookmarked yesterday and,of course,much has been posted since then.I’ll try to pick some relevant stuff for you.
A special thanks to Mindful and CtH for filling in.I always enjoy what they post because of the professional style.

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A RACE AGAINST TIME

Tech guy is coming in 2 hours. Trying to get something posted beforehand. The old Univac is on life support. Hopefully it can be resuscitated.

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THE MOST SHOCKING THING I’VE EVER POSTED

History, from the beginning, has been rife with examples of man’s inhumanity to man. He is capable of unspeakable depravity and cruelty far beyond the limits of a civil society. I am closing in on my 1,000th post here and my intent has always been to inform,entertain, and I’d like to think maybe give you a chuckle or two. I have never and WILL never post any reference to torture, stonings, crucifixions, beheadings, and bareass spankings.

But today I felt compelled to post an item that defies description. If you have a delicate constitution or are faint of heart my advice is to skip directly to the comments. I do this out of respect for you and a concern for your well-being. It is posted far enough down the header that you can avoid it by scrolling quickly.
You have been warned.

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IT’S NOT THIS
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THIS IS IT
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If cats could text

CAT text re dog

CAT text re water

More cat texts at source:
http://www.wimp.com/catstexts/

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T MINUS 13 AND COUNTING

I don’t know if this is going to work. The last post took almost 10 minutes from ‘publish’ until it appeared.

One additional note: when they came up to get the information from my beloved child bride,after verifying her personal information, the first question she asked was ‘have you been to West Africa in the last four weeks?’
‘Have you been in contact with anyone who was returning from Africa?’
Thats how it is in Obola World.

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OPEN THREAD AND PRAYER REQUEST

This is going to be very short for obvious reasons. I’m asking Grunt,Mindful,CtH and BoB to take the reins for posting links today.
I got up yesterday at 12:30 am, like every day, and my beloved child bride was laying on her bed,gasping for air and clutching her chest. She insisted on getting dressed and having me take her to the hospital insyead of calling an ambulance. At the ER they tried to stabilize her blood pressure and her heart rate was about 92 beats per minute. They did a number of tests,took x-rays,EKGs and drew about 1/2 gallon of blood. She was admitted and they did a few more tests,but the chief cardiologist was off yesterday so he’ll have to determine today if he needs a stress test or some type of scan. We’re hoping its atrial fibrillation,which can be managed in most cases with blood thinners rather than surgery. Only time will tell. I have to get a few hours sleep before I head back up to the hospital since my apnea almost did me in staying up from midnight Saturday until last night. She turned 65 12 days ago,so she has medicare, but I just pray it’s nothing too serious. I cannot imagine being without her.
I’ll try to post a couple threads,but my computer is really loading slowly.

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