Rush once said that democrats are only funny when they’re out of power. They’re pretty amusing when their desperation hits a fever pitch knowing some of them will have to find some other way to siphon money from the public coffers.
It makes you wonder what any of them are even qualified to do,since most of them have no real world experience. Nearly all of them have regular residences in DC,and only use an address in their home districts or states to qualify to run. Invariably,most go to work for the shady denizens on J Street. Lobbying pays well,it’s just not as much fun as getting invited to cocktail parties and Sunday talk shows. Let us hope we give plenty of them a chance at a new career.
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THREE DAYS UNTIL THE NATIONAL HIGH COLONIC
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HALLOWEEN, FINALLY
I’ve been slaving over a hot keyboard for hours. Almost finished. I feel good,I feel strong,I can do this.
I SAVED THE MOST VILE,HIDEOUS IMAGE FOR LAST;PREPARE TO BE TERRIFIED

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STEP BACK AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH
With everything being about the upcoming elections I thought you might like to read something different.
Besides,I have lots of funny stuff for you.
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JUDGEMENT DAY IS NIGH; SMELL THE FEAR
First,there will be posts tomorrow and Sunday,since things are happening so quickly. I don’t go anywhere and besides,my beloved Bears won’t get their asses kicked until they visit Green Bay on Nov. 6.
If we can manage to get outside the margin of fraud in some of these races this should be a bloodbath of epic proportions. They have absolutely nothing to run on except charges of racism. Not Obamacare,not amnesty,not foreign policy and certainly not the economy. They are desperate to separate themselves from Obola,but Barry is out there bragging that they all support his policies,which is hanging a virtual millstone around their necks. The abject panic is kind of fun to watch if the results could not be so deadly. The democrats run the show 719 days. We get to make them listen to us one day. That day is this Tuesday. Let’s pray we can make it count.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO UNDRESS FOR A DENTISTS’ APPOINTMENT?

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HALLOWEEN PLUS ONE
Unfortunately, I lack the creative skills my good friend Grunt has. All I can do is copy and paste. That’s all I got.
One of my fondest chidhood memories was going to Woolworths or ben Franklin 5 and dime to pick out my costume for school.

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THE NAME OF THE GAME IS FRAUD
The midterms are five days away. The democrats will,it seems more than likely,take what Granny used to call ‘a whuppin’. There is no conceivable way they won’t lose additional seats in the House. The big prize is the Senate,where they must retain control to continue to stop any attempt to rein in the power-mad buffoon squatting in the Spite House. Their doing so for the last six years will cost them dearly and rightly so. The only hope they have is to steal a few close elections. The only way they can accomplish this is fraud.
It is their stock in trade. It is as vital to them as water is to fish. It can be traced all the way back to Boss Tweed and Tammany Hall in the mid-1800’s. Here in Illinois stealing elections is a given. They don’t even bother to hide it anymore. Recall in 1960 when the contest was razor-thin between Nixon and Kennedy. Mayor Daley in a conspiracy with mobster Sam Giancana held back the vote totals from Cook County until it was learned how many votes Kennedy needed to carry Illinois and hence the election.
It has been a constant source of irritation to me knowing that Harry Reid blatantly stole his election from Sharron Angle in 2010 by carrying one county…Clark. It’s the largest county in a state where he is reviled to this day and deservedly so. He was down 4 points the morning of election day and won by 6 points. That the SEIU,those compassionate thugs,”maintained” the machines in that county so they could be pre-loaded with votes that could then be scrubbed is merely coincidental. In 2012 polling places all over Philadelphia,among other predominately black precincts, locked republican poll watchers out and forced them to get a court order to gain entrance. By then the phony votes had been tallied and deleted.
They will be grabbing phony,illegal votes with both hands trying to stave off annihilation. Let’s hope they fail.
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HALLOWEEN PLUS TWO
Hello?Anybody there?
I chuckled when I saw this,which is something I never do. I’d planned to post Friday but IOTW posted it today so I’ll go ahead.
quit griping…two more days and it’s over
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BREITBART’S POINT IS MOOT
The headline reads:
Report on Non-Citizen Voters Shows Why Amnesty Would Be ‘Suicide’ for GOP

A new study that asks whether non-citizens can tip elections for Democrats gives more credence to an Eagle Forum report that concluded that massive amnesty legislation would be “suicide” for the conservative movement and the GOP.
The definition of suicide is death by your own hand. There was a time when such ‘moderate’ stalwarts as Sens. McStain, Grahamnesty, Rubio and Paul were pushing for “comprehensive immigration reform” which is amnesty by another name. This was a ploy by the democrats to try to get gullible republicans to go along with this rape of the constitution in the misguided hope that somehow the illegal parasites would see that we meant them no harm and please vote republican because we’re just as generous with taxpayer money as the democrats. Fortunately there were enough on our side who were unwilling to give up the future of the party.
This party,and by extension the nation, will not die of its own hand. It will be executed some time between Nov. 5 and probably Nov. 20. The knife which will slowly,painfully be dragged across her throat belongs to a cold,unfeeling,African national idealogue bearing an irrational contempt for the people and the country who handed him the greatest honor any nation can bestow.
Nixon was forced to resign in 1993 after republicans went to the White House and told him he had to go. Being a man who had a respect for his office,he resigned. Nixon haters, save your breath. I’m only making a point. This would not happen now even if the democrats were to tell Obama he had to go. He doesn’t care,and never did. Since the day he stole his last election he’s become the most destructive ‘lone wolf terrorist’ in the history of America. He doesn’t care about anybody or anything. His plan has always been to crush the economy under the weight of millions of leeches pouring over the border with their hands out.
We’ve all heard about the “path to citizenship.” This is a false premise. These people want nothing to do with being citizens. They already have a country,full of poverty and misery. They want the free food, healthcare, housing and the low-skill, low-paying jobs which are all that’s left under obamanomics. Legalizing millions of them will give employers who would not hire illegals a whole new pool of labor willing to work harder,longer,and for less money than Americans which they send to support their families in their own country.
We will be forced to watch as they flood the streets by the millions,waving the Mexican flag and celebrating being handed the precious gifts that so many of our forefathers paid such a dear price in blood and treasure to secure for us. Our children will be forced to learn Spanish just to coexist with them right along with forcing kindergartners to embrace homosexuality as something desirable. They are taught this country was built by racist slaveholders and is defended by people too stupid to stay in school and homicidal maniacs who want to kill people. Liberalism controls the education system and the history texts are being written by former Viet Nam war protesters,draft dodgers, and flower children who lived better chemically.
America is on death row,her crime being socialists and an adoring media foisting someone on us who is not only delusional but holds a grudge against capitalism and his perception of unfairness that some work hard to have things that those who are slovenly do not. There was a movie decades ago the Penthouse magazine produced called Caligula. The tag line was ‘what would you do if you had absolute power over life and death for the whole world?’ Obama must be green with envy.
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