Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Trying this again; I didn’t get this done yesterday.

All of you know I generally post bizarre,off-the-wall stuff on Fridays. With the elections just over three weeks away I felt compelled to do a normal post for the time being. If I can remain coherent long enough I may be able to post some lighter things when i finish this one. We’ll see.

Generally I start bookmarking links in the afternoon and continually check right up until post time. Obviously the spread of the ebola virus is a growing danger along with the enterovirus D-68 which has been traced to illegals crossing the border. Political campaigns are starting to get desperate and there was another shooting in St. Louis when the police shot an innocent black youth named Vonderritt myers Jr.,who was reportedly just holding a sandwich which turned out to be a 9MM Ruger which he fired at police three times before it jammed as they exchanged fire. Apparently the protocol in Missouri is that the police are supposed to allow themselves to be murdered just so the blacks don’t get upset. More on that to follow.

Staring over the edge of the abyss the bottom is not even visible. Having nothing to lose, I think, ‘what the heck’ and jump.

BREAKING: no details as I start this,but it just came across the wires Thomas Duncan,the Lyin’ Liberian who lied to get into the country, has died from his Ebola infection. Get used to it,folks. It’ll happen again. As the disease spreads to Central America the illegal invaders will pour over the border into our homeland as water droplets over Niagra Falls.

Her name became part of our culture:she gave her boyfriend a Lewinsky.

Her BFF is married to my fishing buddy. They conspired to get us together more than 20 years ago. We both had bad marriages behind us and in our mid-forties we knew the dedication it took to make a relationship last. She worked every bit as hard as I did,raised two kids on her own and always made any place we ever lived into a home. She laughs at my stupid jokes,is always supportive in whatever I do and never complains. She’s not young,thin or a ravishing beauty to some,but to me she’s everything.

It was always a dead giveaway at granny’s house…if she called you by your full name,give your soul to God…quickly. Your backside was about to become her property.

A PSYCHO AND A NYMPHO…THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

Proof positive I have way,way,way too much time on my hands. Thought I’d post a few before I take my nap. Be back with the regular stuff later. Something special today.

You would think I’ve run out puns….you would be wrong.

The Supreme Court descended from Mount Olympus today to decide how all us peons should live our lives. Any ruling that is not to the liking of this regime will be considered irrelevant by BHO,who deems himself the real arbiter of all things. There are a number of cases they will take up,others they will not. I’m putting a couple linkies here so as not to waste reply space.

Obamacare Again On SCOTUS To-Do List
It is always risky to make predictions about the Court, but it is quite plausible that the justices will accept this case. Two federal courts, including one in Oklahoma last week, have already declared the IRS decree unconstitutional and the Roberts Court has demonstrated a marked aversion for the very kind of bureaucratic lawmaking that provoked this lawsuit.

NOT TO WORRY,LIBS. BESIDES THE FOUR LEFTIES YOU CAN COUNT ON THE YELLOW RAT TURNCOAT ROBERTS TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

http://spectator.org/articles/60573/obamacare-again-scotus-do-list

Court clears the way for gay marriage expansion
The Supreme Court cleared the way Monday for an immediate expansion of same-sex marriage by unexpectedly and tersely turning away appeals from five states seeking to prohibit gay and lesbian unions. The court’s order effectively makes gay marriage legal now in 30 states.

Without comment, the justices brought to an end delays in same-sex marriages in five states— Indiana, Oklahoma, Utah, Virginia and Wisconsin. Chief Justice John Roberts did not say a word about same-sex marriage as he began the court’s new term.

OBOLA LOOKING FOR A THIRD FOR A SEX ROMP

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/3134010c401d4a6faa15c4c549628a94/high-court-denies-gay-marriage-appeals

OK,that was over the top….sue me.

Five Supreme Court cases to watch
The U.S. Supreme Court will dive back into questions involving the limits of executive branch power, religious freedom and scope of Fourth Amendment protections when Chief Justice John Roberts and crew return Monday to the bench.

Those issues represent familiar terrain for the Roberts court, which opens its October term with a slate of roughly 50 cases on its docket.

But it remains to be seen whether the court will take up same-sex marriage, abortion or another challenge to ObamaCare — issues that could represent the term’s biggest blockbusters

Five Supreme Court cases to watch

I try to bring you the funniest graphics I can find. Hope they make somebody smile.

Well,demanded by one,anyway. It would be a pity if Mindful is the only one who stops by. There are a lot of non-political things I rounded up just for a break from the beheadings and spreading epidemics.

The weatherman says the low here tonight will reach 34 degrees with rain mixed with snow. Summer was shorter than an Obama vacation this year. My apologies for the late start today. Had my physical checkup today. You know,the one where he looks down your throat,up your nose,turn your head and cough,that’ll be $205.00 – pay on your way out.

OBAMA’S NEW HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF