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BONUS POST; COMEDIC GENIUSES

Normally by this time DW and I have eaten supper and spend some time watching TV together until its time to turn in. She left early this morning to go visit her dad,who lives three hours away in Wisconsin. After posting the WC Fields video earlier,I did some digging for some other classic bits by people who were so unique there was no one like them.
In college I majored in English and minored in Theatre Arts. Yep,I was a ham actor. I was short and not gifted athletically(except I was a scratch bowler for many years) but I could always sing and act. My drama coach assured me I would never be leading man material because I looked the way I did. Short,baby-faced and a little annoying…. so I played mostly little boys and dirty old men. As you can tell,I always enjoyed making people laugh and finally discerned when people were laughing with me rather than laughing at me. BIG difference.
YouTube is so awesome because I can show my grandkids what it was like to make people laugh without the foul language,references to bodily functions,racial mockery, and sexual innuendo.

Here’s another classic from WC:

In 1940,two icons of the screen,WC Fields and Mae West did their only movie together,”My Little Chickadee”
It is a classic with some hilarious lines in it.

I read where producers loved working with these two because you didn’t need a script.Just put them in a room with some props and watch them play off each other.Pairings like this were rare.

On Tuesday nights we’d always gather around the old black and white television to watch Red Skelton. He studied pantomime with Marcel Marceau and was superb. His Christmas specials were always heartwarming. His adlibs were a riot on live television.

He was an instant star and the pressure of fame drove him to the drug abuse and depression that would cause him to end his own life. We were cheated of a really funny man.

Sam Kinison was a very funny man,but it was a chore finding a clip I could post here since his act was pretty raw.

Every time a Marx Brothers movie plays on Turner classic movies I have to stop and watch. Their humor is unique and timeless.

In case you never heard Harpo speak:
Apparently one of his early performances got a bad review from the critics and he decided to never speak on camera again.

OK,He was a far-left liberal,enviro maniac,but he did standup for a very long time.

The funniest woman who ever lived. She had no peer.

The late Carroll O’Conner

It’s so much more fun blogging here since Grunt and Mindful have joined the craziness. Consider this a thank you for everybody who stops by whether you comment or not. You keep me in my right mind in a world gone a little berserk.
I love you all.

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How to open a can without a can opener

Just in case you didn’t know.

How to open a can without a can opener

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Down with Vegefascism

Can't eat pork

I Am Ashamed to Be a Vegetarian by Zombie – Oct 13, 2014
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/10/13/i-am-ashamed-to-be-a-vegetarian/

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“Smartest man on the planet”

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

OhBeeGuyNee [:11]

Ebolee [:38]

CORPSEman (twice) [:54]

Obama King Clown

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Hoo-Ahh!

GRATITUDE

Army vet tosses grenade-style first pitch < AWESOME!! [2:19]

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Some beautiful music for Sunday

In music, as in politics and religion, I tend to be an uptight traditionalist, which is why I don’t care for most modern concert music. But I love the music of Eric Whitacre, whose beautiful compositions for voice, choir, orchestra, and various instrumental ensembles prove that “modern” does not have to mean discordant, vulgar, transgressive, profane, disturbing, or ugly. Whitacre composed “October,” a short piece for concert band, in 2000. He said, “Something about the crisp autumn air and the subtle changes in light always make me a little sentimental, and as I started to sketch I felt the same quiet beauty in the writing. The simple, pastoral melodies and the subsequent harmonies are inspired by the great English Romantics, as I felt this style was also perfectly suited to capture the natural and pastoral soul of the season.”

Here it is, performed by the Emory Wind Ensemble:

As always happens with beautiful music, “October” has been transcribed for many instruments and combinations of instruments, from solo piano to full orchestra and everything in between. I especially like this version for string quintet and percussion, with all the parts played by two musicians:

Eleven years after its composition, Whitacre reworked “October” into a choral piece, “Alleluia.” There are many lovely performances of it available, but my favorite is this one, sung by a gentleman whose virtuosity and vocal range are nothing short of astonishing:

(If you’d like to know more about Eric Whitacre, check out his website here.)

 

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What do you do when faced with imminent death?

What do you do when faced with imminent death?

a) Put your hands together and beseech God Almighty.
b) Videotape yourself with your iPhone.

Jetblue flight 1416 9/18/2014

What do you do when your damaged plane is making an emergency landing and the flight attendants are yelling BRACE BRACE BRACE?

a) Fold yourself into the emergency landing BRACE position.
b) Stay upright and videotape the landing with your iPhone.

Jetblue flight 1416 landing 9/18/2014

Is it just me or do some people really have screwed up priorities?

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Happy 200th birthday to our national anthem

It was on this day in 1814 that a young American lawyer and poet named Francis Scott Key wrote what was to become his most famous poem, “Defence of Fort McHenry,” while on board a British Navy ship in Chesapeake Bay. Key had been negotiating with the British for the release of a prisoner they had taken in their raid on Washington, but because he had heard about the Navy’s plans for attacking Baltimore, he was not released until after the battle. That was how he came to witness the bombardment of Fort McHenry from the deck of H.M.S. Tonnant on the night of September 13. When the sun rose the following morning, and Key saw the Stars and Stripes flying over Fort McHenry, the sight inspired him to write a poem. Soon afterward, Key’s words were set to the melody of a popular song by English composer John Stafford Smith, and it quickly became known as “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

“The Star-Spangled Banner” became the national anthem of the United States on March 3, 1931. Often criticized for being difficult to sing and/or for glorifying warfare, it remains stubbornly popular with the American people; and two centuries years after its composition, its ability to send a shiver up the patriotic spine and bring a tear to the patriotic eye remain intact.

 

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Boatlift 9-11: Greater even than Dunkirk

This is a MUST SEE video.  (Get some tissues.)

BOATLIFT, An Untold Tale of 9/11 Resilience [11:56]

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Left-wing tolerance

Obamacrat leader Nancy Pelosi says that “civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the GOP wins the Senate,” but her man in the White House is quite sure that Muslim extremists pose no existential threat to the United States of America.

In Ventura County, California, a local Chick-Fil-A offered to donate 200 meals to the football booster club. The owner of Chick-Fil-A holds to a belief in traditional marriage that is millennia old, which makes his sandwiches obvious purveyors of intolerance, so the high school’s principal said there would be no stinkin’ homophobe sandwiches sold at his school.
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/09/177532-absurd-pc-story-week-high-school-bans-offensive-chick-fil-campus/

2014_09 12 Dickinson Dem war on women

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