Category Archives: Loose Pollen

Posted by Pistol Pete

I have so much today I may not get it all in.

GP:I can’t believe you mentioned checkout counters yesterday.We went to WalMart about 10:30 yesterday morning to pick up a few things.I enjoy the trip because they have motorized scooters with the basket in front where I can put my air tank.There had to be at least 8 or 10 other scooters in the store while we were there.Every time I passed one I said: ‘drag races start in aisle 10 at noon’. There was one heifer that had to go 500 pounds field dressed.I thought, ‘how the hell did she get here?In the back of a dump truck?’

“Gee,honey,you sure are tight tonight”

“You’re in my navel”

We got to the checkout line and paid for a few things I had and looked balefully at the cashier and said, ‘things haven’t been the same since I lost my wife.’

“I’m sorry to hear that..when did she die?’

‘She’s not dead,we came in together,but I lost her in here somewhere.’

DW was right behind me and the cashier looked at her like: you put up with this? She nodded her head slightly.

Welcome to my world.

WHEN REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT HE HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE OVAL OFFICE HE WOULDN’T TAKE OFF HIS JACKET.YOU KNOW WHAT THE HORNY HICK DID.THIS IS HOW MUCH THE CHICAGO JESUS RESPECTS THE PLACE INHABITED BY SO MANY GREAT MEN

THE GOSNELL JURY DELIBERATED FOR THE SECOND DAY.THE BEAST IS BEING HELD IN SOLITARY.ONE WRITER TWEETED: ‘SNIPPING THE NECKS OF BABIES IS FROWNED UPON BY THE FELONS.’

HOPE THIS IS HIS ROOMIE WHEN HE GOES TO PRISON

“WANNA SEE ME SWALLOW THIS WHOLE”

“JOE,DID YOU STEAL A CUCUMBER FROM THE GARDEN,OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?”

‘I STOLE A CUCUMBER”

MEET MEG LANKER-SYMONS.SHE’S A 30ISH PROFESSIONAL STUDENT AND AGITATOR.SHE RECEIVED AN AWARD FROM THINK PROGRESS AND IS BUDDIES WITH BILL AYERS.THE POTTED PLANT STANDING NEXT TO HER IS HER HUBBY.HE’S CHECKING TO SEE WHERE HIS BALLS WENT AFTER SHE TOOK THEM.SHE DOESN’T SHAVE HER ARMPITS,SHE SWEATS A LOT FOR A FAT GIRL AND SHE USES LAB MICE AND GARDEN VEGETABLES AS MARITAL AIDS.SHE SENT HERSELF BOGUS FACEBOOK MESSAGES CLAIMING A REPUBLICAN WANTED TO “HATE F***” HER.THIS IS UNLIKELY,SINCE REPUBLICANS DON’T DATE OUTSIDE THEIR SPECIES.

THE NERD GLASSES ARE A NICE TOUCH,THOUGH

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/05/hater-busted-nasty-lib-student-activist-threatened-herself-with-rape-blamed-it-on-conservatives/

I DON’T SEE WHAT ALL THE FUROR IS OVER THIS POST

THIS WOUNDED WARRIOR KNOWS WHO THE REAL DEAL IS.YOU GO,GIRL!

Posted by Pistol Pete

Please answer this survey question:

When Michael ‘Sicko’ Moore poops,does he

a.Pay someone a large sum of money to wipe his but

b.Straddle the lawn sprinkler to use it as a bidet

c.Just pull his pants…he was just getting rid of the overflow

The grifter asks Carly Rae Jepsen:’Hey,baby,how’d ya like to earn your former presidential kneepads?

THIS IS A SIGHTING OF THE RARE MOOCHELLE SHARK

SADLY,ONE OF THESE CREATURES WASHED UP ON THE SHORE IN RHODE ISLAND.CAUSE OF DEATH WAS DETERMINED TO BE SEQUESTER CUTS CAUSED BY REPUBLICANS

I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM…I JUST GO WITH IT.

FOUND THIS PICTURE SOMEWHERE..NAMED THEM BARRY AND TINGLES..SOMEBODY STOP ME,PLEASE!!

Posted by Pistol Pete

I will no longer waste your time posting stories about the civilized portion of our society being victimized by the savage beasts that roam amongst us.I could do it every day.And its old.And depressing.And inevitable given the social structure prevalent today.

Today’s rant:

Study shows that for the first time ever,black voters outnumbered white voters in 2012.That is credible if you first accept that there were tens of thousands of blacks who voted both absentee and in person,either knowingly committing fraud or not.There were also van loads of people going state to state,precinct to precinct in states without voter ID,since Obama won not a single state that required identification.He spent better than two years organizing this operation because that’s what he does.The other thing to consider is that we had a Massachusetts liberal who was exciting as tepid oatmeal.Even at that, he’d have won if he got as many votes as McShame did.But he didn’t have Sarah Palin on the ticket either.The Arkansas griftress is the presumptive party nominee for 2016,but there won’t be quite the fervor amongst our dark-complected friends because she ain’t one of them.Nonetheless,she will be formidable ,since the press dumped her for the Black Prince and she saved her sorry-ass partner by staying with him.The recurring theme will be another co-presidency,a sort of ‘restore the good times of the ’90’s scenario.’The fact it was due to a GOP House and Senate is not relevant.They will lie,the press will lie and no one can make them pay for it.

Part II:

Rep. Trey Gowdy has been promising some shocking evidence in the Benghazi hearings.Apparently someone is going to testify that assets were available to help stop the attack but were not sent.I applaud Rep. Gowdy for doing the right thing,but this is another exercise in futility.As long as Holder is head of the Gestapo,nothing will ever come near any of those directly responsible.Mullah Kerry has stated that State will not provide lawyers for the whistleblowers and some at State and the CIA say they have been directly threatened.

http://nation.foxnews.com/benghazi-attacks/2013/04/29/obama-admin-threatening-benghazi-whistleblowers

I think Gowdy knows this will come to nothing,but we cannot shrug it off either.We only lose when we surrender.

I HAD SOME REALLY GREAT PICTURES TO POST,BUT WHEN I WENT TO ADD MEDIA,THE ONLY FOLDER THAT DID NOT COME UP IS THE ONE WITH THE PICTURES IN IT.THERE IS A DIFFERENT FORMAT.THE END IS NEAR.SCREW IT.

Posted by CtH, cuz the Grudge Without Pics is just not the same!

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Abortion Provider Speaks

Carol Everett, former abortion provider and clinic operator, speaks about abortion in the film Blood Money. Pick up the film narrated by Ms. Alveda King, Dr. MLK Jr.’s niece at http://bloodmoneyfilm.com/.

Posted by Pistol Pete

If someone posts something on the interwebs and nobody reads it,does it make any more sense?

IF AND WHEN THEY EVER GET THAT LYING BITCH ON FRONT OF CONGRESS UNDER OATH ABOUT HOW SHE LIED ABOUT BENGHAZI, I PRAY SOMEBODY HAS THE NERVE TO HAVE A BLOWUP MADE OF THIS PAPER FROM 2002.

RECOGNIZE IT?CANKLES HELD IT UP ON THE FLOOR ON THE SENATE AND SCREECHED ABOUT BUSH KNOWING ABOUT THE 9/11 ATTACKS BEFOREHAND.

THIS PIECE OF WORK IS THE POT-SMOKING,DREADLOCK-WEARING RASTAFARIAN THAT JOHN BOEHNER WILL GIVE HIS DAUGHTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE TO NEXT MONTH.HIS PARENTS WOULD BE SO PROUD

This is beautiful!

It’s also a good excuse to share some of the dog pics I’ve been collecting in my “on deck” folder. 🙂

What happens when you wring a sopping wet washcloth out in space? For that matter, how do you even get a washcloth sopping wet in space?

The “Wring It Out” experiment was designed by two 10th-graders in Nova Scotia. Kendra Lamke and Meredith Hatfield won a contest sponsored by the Canada Space Agency to come up with an experiment for an astronaut to perform in micro-gravity.

Commander Chris Hadfield, an astronaut aboard the International Space Station, did the experiment on this video. The results are amazing!

Wringing out Water on the ISS – for Science! [3:18]

Posted by Pistol Pete

Most of you hold our esteemed leader in as much comtempt as I do.As someone not averse to dabbling in schadenfreude,I took great pleasure watching him throw a hissy fit last night after the background check portion of his gun-grabbing effort went down.He tried to take over the memorial service today and turn it into a pep rally.I have full video from last night,but just a couple minutes from today.As always,I will post it as soon as it becomes available.

Added by CtH:

Posted by Pistol Pete

Do they have him or don’t they?I’ve been hearing most of he day a ‘dark-skinned male’ is in custody and due to appear in court.Suddenly DHS says they have no suspect yet.There are milliona of leftards that are hoping it will be a white male,but I doubt that’s likely.This manhunt is reminiscent of the DC sniper case when everybody was looking for a white shooter.With all the video and the technology we have they are sure to get whoever did this.I am highlighting a couple more acts of heroism that,unsurprisingly,involve our warriors.

Posted by Pistol Pete (again,because I don’t have any better sense)

just for those suffering from Mondaynucleosis