Category Archives: Vladimir Putin

by | March 5, 2014 · 1:34 pm

The Illustrated Obama Doctrine

After his remarks, the Prezzy made a “Let’s Be Friends” poster card for Vlad.

2014_03 04 BHO made macaroni art for Putin

Then, he went to a Very Important Meeting about some far away place where there’s no Tea Party to blame.

2014_03 04 Prezzer Ukraine mtg by calebhowe

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by | March 3, 2014 · 3:08 pm

Absurd White House PR pic

I’m sure the people of Ukraine are all kinds of relieved to know the Prezzer is giving Putin what for while wearing denim.

2014_03 01 WH absurd PR pic

This image is a far more accurate picture of the current situation.

2014_03 03 Putin Hush now to baby barack

Source:
http://twitchy.com/2014/03/02/brandishes-phone-at-putin-wh-releases-baffling-pic-of-obama-phone-call-most-disturbing-part/
http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

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by | March 2, 2014 · 4:41 pm

Capturing The Moment

TIME’s Michael Crowley @CrowleyTIME tweeted this photo and set off a libtard melt-down.

2014_03 01 TIME journo tweet - capture the moment

Obama’s Pod Sheeple responded with the usual classy commentary like “STFU” and “Putin is a power hungry bigot and he can’t touch our President’s shine.You value the wrong shit.”

And, of course, the expectable RAAACISM! My personal favorite was “I keep telling y’all White folks are all fucked up in the head because there’s a Black man in the WH taking care of business.”

Dude, really. What we’re upset about is that he’s NOT TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS! Sheesh. Get. A. Clue.

Twitchy contributions:

  • Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult.
  • It’s a cult.
  • TIME journo puts picture of Putin next to Obama, and libs respond with calling him right-wing? Sorry libs, but TIME is your rag, not ours.
  • And libs were just kissing Putin’s ass during the Winter Olympics. But NOW, when Putin is making Obama look like a chump (again), now they want to hate Putin?
  • “No, don’t go too fast. I’m scared, Vlad dear. Ooh you’re sooo strong.”

2014_03 Putin Obama photoshop

Source:

http://twitchy.com/2014/03/01/lefties-go-full-meltdown-over-time-journos-side-by-side-image-of-obama-and-putin-pic/

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by | March 2, 2014 · 6:16 am

Case closed: Obama is NOT in charge.

2014_03 01 Obama skips national security mtg

Source:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-skips-national-security-team-meeting-russia-ukraine_783659.html

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by | March 1, 2014 · 1:56 pm

FORWARD … or something

BREAKING: The Russian Parliament just gave President Vladimir Putin a green light to use “the armed forces of the Russian Federation on the territory of Ukraine.”

2014_03 01 CNN spins invasion

USS Obama FORWARD

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by | March 1, 2014 · 9:50 am

Incompetent is the nicest thing one could say about this

2014_02 28 Happy Hour for the incompetent doofus

Maybe this is what he meant when he said he could be more “flexible” after he got re-elected.

Source:
http://twitchy.com/2014/02/28/russian-troops-enter-ukraine-president-obama-and-democrats-declare-happy-hour/

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by | March 1, 2014 · 6:59 am

Russia has invaded Ukraine

  • Russia has placed 2,000 troops in Crimea, within the borders of Ukraine.

  • President “Pantywaist” Obama isn’t going to lift a finger.

Feb 28, 2014: Obama Tells the World We Aren’t Going to Do Anything About Invasion of Ukraine

Back in 2008, Sarah Palin saw this from her house:

October 21, 2008: “After the Russian army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama’s reaction was one of indecision and moral equivalence – the kind of response that would only encourage Russia’s Putin to invade Ukraine next.” GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin, Reno, Nevada

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by | September 22, 2013 · 4:01 pm

So maybe BHO had a nervous breakdown

September 20, 2013: According to the National Report, two reliable confidential informants inside the White House have reported that Obama suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. From the report:

  • This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.
  • Earlier this week Russian President Vladimir Putin derailed the president’s plan to bomb Syria and bury the U.S. in another war, causing Obama a great deal of shame and public embarrassment.
  • Before Putin resolved the Syrian crisis, he granted political asylum to Edward Snowden, the man who exposed that the NSA is secretly spying on all US citizens with Obama’s approval.

I can believe Obama’s had a nervous breakdown. His thin skin, bad temper and atrocious leadership virtually guaranteed he would at some point or other.

But I am skeptical of this particular source for two reasons:

One, the author got something totally wrong that is very easy to check: “Today’s Gallup poll results have Obama’s approval rating dropped to the lowest in presidential history.”

Obama’s lowest approval at GALLUP was 40% in August 2011. His lowest this month was 44%. The four lowest presidential lows since GALLUP has been tracking this statistic have been GWH Bush 32%, GW Bush 31%, Nixon 25%, Truman 22%.

Two, the ads on the sidebar are of the “I was kidnapped by aliens and gave birth to Satan’s spawn” variety.

Not that absurd grocery store check out tabloids don’t get some stuff right. I think it was The Globe that reported, correctly, that John Edwards had a baby with his mistress while his wife was dying of cancer.

But it puts such a bad taste in my mouth to trust any blog that posts what’s in the sidebar next to the Obama breakdown story: “Twins separated at birth marry and give birth to grotesque incest child.”

Um, hate to break it to ya, but conjoined twins are always IDENTICAL twins. As in two boys or two girls. As in they can’t have a baby together. Sheesh. And the photo looks like something Picasso dreamed up while on LSD, which is worse than getting the Oompa Loompa song stuck in my head.

I need eye bleach.

Source:

September 20, 2013: Meltdown in Washington By Nigel J. Covington III, Editor-in-Chief, National Report

http://nationalreport.net/meltdown-washington-president-obama-reported-sedated-following-emotional-breakdown/

GALLUP’s presidential approval history is at

http://www.gallup.com/poll/124922/Presidential-Job-Approval-Center.aspx

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by | September 20, 2013 · 9:18 am

This is not my country any more

Negotiations [1:08]

Candidate Obama said often that we could solve all our problems if we just talked to each other. President Obama is being hailed now for his willingness to negotiate with rather than bomb Syria. What a hypocrite! He has consistently refused to even sit down and talk to anyone who disagrees with him, especially if they’re Republicans.

I remember when the HHS mandate came out and the Catholic Bishops raised an uproar. The White House invited them to come and have a sit down about the issue, but afterwards, the Bishops said all that happened was that Obama aides pompously informed them that Obama knew more about Catholic teaching than the Bishops did and anyway shut up and do what you’re told.

The Obama administration has just filed suit in the Supreme Court trying to force Hobby Lobby to obey the HHS mandate, despite the fact that it violates the owners’ right to religious freedom. http://www.lifenews.com/2013/09/19/obama-admin-takes-hobby-lobby-to-supreme-court-to-force-it-to-obey-hhs-mandate/

Students Banned from Passing Out Constitutions on Constitution Day at Modesto Junior College [6:19]

Modesto Junior College in California told a student that he could not pass out copies of the United States Constitution outside the student center on September 17, 2013—Constitution Day.

Captured on video, college police and administrators demanded that Robert Van Tuinen stop passing out Constitution pamphlets and told him that he would only be allowed to pass them out in the college’s tiny free speech zone, and only after scheduling it several days or weeks ahead of time.

The links to the full, unedited videos taken by students are posted below this edited version, which contains the most relevant portions of the experience.

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by | September 16, 2013 · 10:31 am

Obama’s Horsey Ride by Bob Keyser

2013_09 16 Obama's Horsey Ride by BKeyser

Tweeters are wetting their pants over this photoshop. Fave captions offered so far:

  • Putin is riding a horse with two asses.
  • I like how the safety helmet differentiates POTUS from the back end of the horse.
  • Obama climbing Bareback Mountain.
  • Putin: “Is that a riding crop in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
  • Obama: “I’m holdin’ on Precious Putin…You Brute You…”

#1 Best:

Leading from behind.

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