Posted by Pistol Pete
Please answer this survey question:
When Michael ‘Sicko’ Moore poops,does he
a.Pay someone a large sum of money to wipe his but
b.Straddle the lawn sprinkler to use it as a bidet
c.Just pull his pants…he was just getting rid of the overflow
The grifter asks Carly Rae Jepsen:’Hey,baby,how’d ya like to earn your former presidential kneepads?
THIS IS A SIGHTING OF THE RARE MOOCHELLE SHARK
SADLY,ONE OF THESE CREATURES WASHED UP ON THE SHORE IN RHODE ISLAND.CAUSE OF DEATH WAS DETERMINED TO BE SEQUESTER CUTS CAUSED BY REPUBLICANS
I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM…I JUST GO WITH IT.
FOUND THIS PICTURE SOMEWHERE..NAMED THEM BARRY AND TINGLES..SOMEBODY STOP ME,PLEASE!!
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ARMY SERGEANT BECOMES FIRST AMPUTEE TO FINISH GRUELING AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL
This is a tough SOB
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/30/army-sergeant-becomes-first-amputee-to-complete-grueling-air-assault-school-a-shining-example-that-life-can-carry-on/
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FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL SUFFERS FROM PRADER-WILLI SYNDROME HAS TO BE LOCKED OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HER ILLNESS MAKES HER CONSTANTLT HUNGRY AND SHE COULD EAT HERSELF TO DEATH
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2316471/The-girl-eat-death-Ava-5-locked-kitchen-condition-makes-constantly-hungry.html
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I keep reading about all these strange illnesses in the UK.
What the heck is going are they putting in the clotted cream these days?
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GUESS WHO IS CONSIDERING A 2016 PRESIDENTIAL RUN
At the media circle jerk,Obastard joked about Rubio thinking of running for president.”Without finishing a full term in the senate before he thinks he’s ready!’ They all laughed at that.I don’t think they’re worried about Rubio,but Cruz would be tough
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MAN DIES AFTER FALLLING INTO MEAT GRINDER AT OREGON PACKAGING PLANT
You can’t argue he didn’t throw himself into his work
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/04/30/man-dies-after-falling-into-meat-grinder-at-oregon-packaging-plant/
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My great-grandfather was an iron worker who died this way. Not sure if he fell into the molten metal or did it deliberately.
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My great grandfather had a bit too much vino, and literally fell off the wagon and died.
Life was sure hazardous in the old days.
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‘WOMEN DO NOT DO ANY OF THE CREATIVE WORK’
Rejection letter from the Walt Disney Studios circa 1938.You’ve come a long way,baby.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2317333/Women-creative-work-Rejection-letter-Walt-Disney-1938-reveals-ingrained-gender-inequality.html
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SPEAKING OF WHICH,GUESS HOW MUCH THESE PROFESSIONAL ‘DISNEY PRINCESSES’ MAKE DOING KIDS’ PARTIES?
Ain’t bad work if you can get it.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/30/these-professional-disney-princesses-can-make-how-much/
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C’MON,WE’VE ALL DOZED OFF WHILE TRYING TO EAT
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That’s what happens when they do not have enough oxygen in a plane. The canary in the cold mine.
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Poor little kid looks like he was gypped out of his nap.
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Excellent tweets:
This #MayDay remember 100,000 killed during forced collectivization in Romania. #Communism
This #MayDay remember 100,000 murdered in East Germany. #Communism
This #MayDay remember 1.5 million murdered during Mao’s Cultural Revolution. #Communism
This #MayDay remember 45 Million killed during Mao’s Great Leap Forward. #Communism
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Graphics ROFLing … stealing some for my Facebook buds to enjoy. Thanks, Pete!
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Its just one of those days when I see a picture somewhere and a wisecrack just pops in my head
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You are so underpaid.
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PREP BASEBALL GAME IN CHICAGO BETWEEN NORTH SIDE AND SOUTH SIDE KIDS CANCELLED
The parents of the white North Side kids were afraid to travel to a south Side ghetto.They forfeited the game.Better to lose a game than a life.
http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-2013-ritzy-public-high-school-forfeits-baseball-044618320.html
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My nephew played for a city catholic school that was treated to harassment and abuse every time they played one of those thug schools. The parents were the worst. They would be screaming at 10 year olds. Of course, when his catholic school tried to say they would no longer play that school, they yelled RAAACIST.
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That figures.
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Obamacare is “working fine,” President Obama said yesterday in his press conference. It’s made health insurance “stronger, better, more secure than it was before.”
There are just a few slight details left to be implemented, but we shouldn’t worry about those, according to the President.
Right. There’s nothing to worry about, which is why Members of Congress are trying to exempt themselves and their staffs from Obamacare.
Obama is
(a) clueless
(b) stupid
(c) lying
(d) happy to bankrupt America
(e) All of the above
http://blog.heritage.org/2013/05/01/morning-bell-president-says-obamacare-is-going-great/
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I caught bits of his presser.Apparently nobody told his teleprompter about the threats against the Benghazi whistleblowers.He said he didn’t hear anything about it.
The dems are desperately begging the republicans for help to “fix” Obamacare.Nothing doing.You all voted for it,you own every last bit of it.The only thing we would help you do is kill it.
Make no mistake…they’re nervous about having to defend this complete failure.
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GABRIEL GOMEZ,SON OF IMMIGRANTS,FORMER SEAL BEFORE TURNING BUSINESSMAN,SET TO RUN NEXT MONTH AGAINST PROTOTYPICAL MASSACHUSETTS LIBERAL,ED MARKEY FOR LIVESHOT KERRY’S SENATE SEAT
There is talk that Gomez has a decent chance to win the seat.Forget it.This state just elected Fauxcahantas Warren.They don’t know any better
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/markey-gomez-face-mass-special-senate-election_720382.html
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Looks like the cat wins that round.
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LENO TELLS OBAMA HOW TO CLOSE GITMO…DECLARE IT A SMALL BUSINESS AND TAX IT OUT OF EXISTENCE
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/05/01/leno-tells-obama-how-close-gitmo-declare-it-small-business-and-tax-it
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I Love how Leno is now speaking his mind, since he has nothing to lose. Maybe he will land a new show on a conservative network. (do they exist?)
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THERE IS NOW A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN RATE PROSTITUTES
During my years of driving a truck,I sometimes had to go through the bad part of town very early in the morning on the way to work.Once a hooker stepped off the curb at a red light and asked if I wanted to party.I told her I could stand being broke but I couldn’t stand being bored.Then the light turned green.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=183560
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Oh, PP, you even have one liners for the ladies of the night. What do you dream up for the grocery checker?
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MAN LOSES LIFE SAVINGS,$2,600 TRYING TO BEAT A CROOKED CARNIVAL GAME.
He was trying to win an Xbox Knect,which fully loaded sells for about $500.That’s some kind of stupid.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317272/Henry-Gribbohm-Father-loses-life-savings-rigged-carnival-game-walks-away-giant-dread-locked-banana.html
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I SAW THIS AT THE DRIVE-IN THEATER.YOU COULD HEAR HOWLS ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT.AN APPROPRIATE WAY TO END.
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Every time I LMAO at a Grudge, I swear you could not make it more hilarious.
And you do!
You are such a prize PP.
It is such shame someone won’t pay you to do what you do.
You and Chrissy should at least get a few sponsors!
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I enjoyed all this frivolity, but I absolutely cannot answer your survey question!
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