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Busy day today. My regular Thursday yarn-spinning session with my uncles, then my partner wants to get the boat in the water later this AM. It seems like he hasn’t gotten the registration renewal for the boat (it’s only $18) and the old sticker expires today. It’s sunny, but the high is only going to be about 60 degrees, but we dress for that. Then later tonight is the first night of the NFL draft. It’s only important to a football junkie like me.
I don’t have time to do a whole post but I thought you might get a smile out of one of these.

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STEPHANIE RAWLINGS-BLAKE; RISING RACIST STAR

I had done almost an entire post when my computer crashed. When I recovered it,the whole thing had been wiped out. There went an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

It occurred to me that the Soros-funded war between the street apes and the police is coming about, like the final scene in Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes. It’s what Obama has been planning since before he stole his first election.

Anyway, I spent yesterday having lunch with my best friend, who has been in and out of the hospital while the doctors try to figure out the cause of his blackouts. So far all the tests have shown nothing. He wasn’t feeling too bad yesterday so we left the boat in the shed and just went to the local lake and fished off the pier. That we didn’t catch anything was of no import. We just spent a few hours talking about nothing in particular. We’ve been friends for 20 years, since his wife is DWs BFF (that’s how she and I got together in the first place.)

I had posted a couple of links to articles about Ms. Rawlings-Blake,so I’ll try to retrieve some of it.

Baltimore Mayor Spoke With Obama in Afternoon – Then Waited 5 Hours to Call in the National Guard

SOUNDS NORMAL FOR A DEMOCRAT ADMINISTRATION

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Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake was asked why she waited hours to ask the governor to declare a state of emergency, while the governor himself hinted she should have come to him earlier.

“We were all in the command center in the second floor of the State House in constant communication, and we were trying to get in touch with the mayor for quite some time,” Gov. Larry Hogan told a Monday evening news conference. “She finally made that call, and we immediately took action.”

The National Guard was called in after 15 businesses were torched, dozens of arrests and over 15 police officers injured.

Baltimore Mayor Spoke With Obama in Afternoon – Then Waited 5 Hours to Call in the National Guard

Rawlings-Blake says she’s thinking ‘long and hard’ about whether to run for U.S. Senate.

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As she weighs a decision to run for U.S. Senate, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake said Wednesday she’s considering whether she can serve Baltimore better in her current job or in Congress.

Rawlings-Blake, who is in her first full term, declined to say how soon she would decide whether to run for the seat that will be vacated by longtime Sen. Barbara A. Mikulski. Mikulski announced this week that she will retire at the end of her term after nearly half a century in public office.

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http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/politics/blog/bal-rawlingsblake-says-shes-thinking-long-and-hard-about-whether-to-run-for-us-senate-20150304-story.html

Valerie Jarrett in ‘regular contact’ with Baltimore Mayor over handling the riots

Is Valerie Jarrett the mastermind behind the reported order to Baltimore cops to “stand down”? The mayor’s announced policy to allow a “space to destroy”? Did she counsel Mayor Rawlings Blake to avoid calling up the National Guard after Saturday’s disturbances? Did she urge the city to let the students gathering Monday after school remain uncontrolled as they looted a mall?

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VALJAR, SRB, AND THE NEWLY-MINTED AG, LORETTA LYNCH (THE WHITE MAN) ARE HOMEGIRLS WHO ARE IN REGULAR CONTACT.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/04/valerie_jarrett_in_regular_contact_with_baltimore_mayor_over_handling_the_riots.html#ixzz3YiNuAITM

Baltimore Mayor: The Recorded Words From My Mouth Were “Mischaracterized” by Media

Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake blames media for accurately reporting her words from her mouth.
Evidently, she’s never heard of YouTube.

Tonight Rawlings Blake said her words were “mischaracterized” by the media.


“It is very unfortunate that members of your industry decided to mischaracterize my words and try to use it as a way to say we are inciting violence.”

Baltimore Mayor: The Recorded Words From My Mouth Were “Mischaracterized” by Media (Video)

WHAT A BUNCH OF FRIGGIN’ GENIUSES. THIS IS HOW CANKLES PLANS TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES WILL PLAY AGAINST THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX IN AN EMPTY STADIUM WITHOUT ANY PAYING CUSTOMERS, DUE TO FEAR OF AN APE UPRISING.

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THE MONDAY POST-WEEKEND REPORT

Grandson RJ Pistol’s first baseball game, scheduled for Saturday morning, was postponed due to inclement weather. They played Sunday afternoon under a bright blue sky with the temperature hovering around 60, with a breeze that necessitated a jacket. As usual his cheering section included mom, dad, stepmom, grandpa,two grandmas, and older sister. He hit the ball hard several times and recorded an RBI groundout in the fifth inning. It was a beautiful day.

THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH FAMILY IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD

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The annual DC get-together for democrat politicians and their water-carriers in the sham media where they celebrate jerking each other off while blatantly lying to the lIVs and ignoring seious felonies committed by their heroes as a matter of rote. I’m including some stuff, but you can take it or leave it.

THIS IS THE VULGARITY THAT PASSES FOR COMEDY WITH THESE PHONIES
Comedienne Cecily Strong showed just how brave comedy is in the face of power when she completely attacked Obama’s political opponents while worshiping at the feet of Hillary. Yes, true bravery.

In the second part she bravely went after a disgraced politician that had already resigned:
In this short last part, she kisses Michelle Obama’s butt for a few minutes:

Five Obama Jokes From The WHCD

1). “Being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken education system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day.”

2). “I’m so old John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.”

3). “Let’s face it, there is one issue on every reporter’s mind, and that’s 2016. Already we’ve seen some missteps. Turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as Hispanic back in 2009. Look, I understand. It’s an innocent mistake. Reminds me of the time I identified myself as American back in 1961.”

4). “Hillary kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Chipotle. Not to be outdone, Martin O’Malley kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Martin O’Malley campaign event.”

5). “And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie’s an interesting guy. Apparently some folks want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all!”

SORRY,FOLKS…HAD TO DO IT

REMEMBER WHEN THE RINOS SOLD OUT AMERICA AND APPROVED THE NEXT CORRUPT AG?
WELL, DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ERIC… HE’LL BE JUST FINE:
Eric Holder Takes $77 Million Job With JPMorgan Chase
Just after announcing his resignation as U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder has accepted a top job with Wall Street finance giant JPMorgan Chase.

Starting in early November, Holder will serve as JPMorgan Chase’s chief compliance officer, where his responsibilities will include lobbying Congress on the company’s behalf and ensuring it “gets the best deal possible” from any new proposed financial regulations. Holder will also fetch morning coffee and breakfast orders for CEO Jamie Dimon and board members.

For his efforts, Holder will earn an annual salary of $77 million plus bonuses for a job well done.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/26/eric-holder-takes-77-million-job-with-jpmorgan-chase

OK, SO I’M A CYNICAL OLD FART…YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
DO YOU THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS NEW GIG?

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THE GAYSTAPO CONTINUE ASSAULT

Granted, there’s nobody around so this will go largely unseen but there are times when one just has to vent. I am as sick and tired as most people are of a small minority flaunting their perverse lifestyle and bullying those of us who view this as being abhorrent behavior. They have a disregard for our accepted social norms, as do muslims but for different reasons.

Christian Bakery Ordered to Pay $135,000 to Lesbian Couple
I would say this is unbelievable, but unfortunately, it’s not.

The Oregonian reports:

The lesbian couple turned away by a Gresham bakery that refused to make them a wedding cake for religious reasons should receive $135,000 in damages for their emotional suffering, a state hearings officer says.

Rachel Bowman-Cryer should collect $75,000 and her wife, Laurel Bowman-Cryer, $60,000 from the owners of Sweet Cakes by Melissa, an administrative law judge for the Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries said in a proposed order released Friday, April 24.

“This is a proposed order and we view this matter as continuing to be active litigation,” Paul Thompson, a lawyer for the Bowman-Cryers, said.

Anna Harmon, one of three attorneys representing Aaron and Melissa Klein, said, “It’s a shocking result and it shows the state’s relentless campaign to punish Oregonians who live and work according to their faith.”

Christian Bakery Ordered To Pay $135,000 To Lesbian Couple

WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, A GOFUNDME PAGE WAS SET UP AND IN A MATTER OF HOURS MORE THAN $100,000 HAD BEEN RECEIVED TO SUPPORT THE KLEINS. THEN THIS HAPPENED.
“Support Sweet Cakes by Melissa” GoFundMe Page Violates Terms

As for the decision, BOLI issued the following statement on Friday regarding the agency’s Proposed Order in the Sweet Cakes case: “The facts of this case clearly demonstrate that the Kleins’ unlawfully discriminated against the Complainants. Under Oregon law, businesses cannot discriminate or refuse service based on sexual orientation, just as they cannot turn customers away because of race, sex, disability, age or religion. Our agency is committed to fair and thorough enforcement of Oregon civil rights laws, including the Equality Act of 2007.”
Late on Friday GoFundMe stopped the Sweet Cakes campaign. Via GoFundMe: “After careful review by our team, we have found the “Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa” campaign to be in violation of our Terms and Conditions. The money raised thus far will still be made available for withdrawal. While a different campaign was recently permitted for a pizzeria in Indiana, no laws were violated and the campaign remained live. However, the subjects of the “Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa” campaign have been formally charged by local authorities and found to be in violation of Oregon state law concerning discriminatory acts. Accordingly, the campaign has been disabled.”
http://www.golocalpdx.com/news/support-sweet-cakes-by-melissa-gofundme-page-violates-terms

DESPITE THE DICK SMOKERS AND CARPET MUNCHERS ASSAULT,DONATIONS ARE BEING MADE HERE

Persecution Against U.S. Christians On the Rise

SAMARITAN’S PURSE IS THE ORGANIZATION OF FRANKLIN GRAHAM. THERE IS A DONATE BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

YOU CAN ALSO DONATE THROUGH THEIR CHURCH HERE:

AS THE INTOLERANT ASSHOLES SCREAMING FOR TOLERANCE SASHAY ON:

Gay Group Cancels Charity Because Gay Hotel Owners Spoke Well of Ted Cruz
On Thursday, April 23, an openly gay hotel owner remarked on his Facebook page that he had accepted the opportunity to speak with GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz about LGBT issues.

Only a few hours passed before militant gays began to attack the man for daring to even speak to Cruz. Now, a day later, a gay organization has actually canceled a charity event at the hotel over the conversation.

APPARENTLY, YOU CAN’T ACCEPT SOMEONE AS A PERSON WITHOUT CELEBRATING THEIR SIN.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/24/gay-group-cancels-charity-because-gay-hotel-owners-spoke-well-of-ted-cruz/

Of course: Facebook page calls for boycott of gay businessmen who hosted reception for Ted Cruz.
Update: Charity cancels event in protest
Cruz’s statement about the reception last night was strong:

“It speaks volumes that the New York Times considers it newsworthy that a Republican who believes marriage is between a man and a woman would meet with people who hold a different view. The purpose of the meeting and the primary topics of conversation were national security, foreign policy, and America’s commitment to standing with Israel. On the subject of marriage, when asked, I stated directly and unambiguously what everyone in the room already knew, that I oppose gay marriage and I support traditional marriage…

“A conservative Republican who is willing to meet with individuals who do not agree on marriage and who loves his daughters unconditionally may not reflect the caricature of conservatives promoted by the left, but it’s hardly newsworthy.

http://hotair.com/archives/2015/04/24/of-course-facebook-page-launches-calling-for-boycott-of-gay-businessmen-who-hosted-reception-for-ted-cruz/

Militant Progressives Message to America: Even Gays Will Be Made To Care

If you thought it would end with small town pizza parlors in Indiana and Oregon cake bakers, you would be wrong. The enforcement of militant liberal orthodoxy, having claimed a few scalps from moderate-income Christian business owners, now sets its sights even higher.

Our Editor Erick said over two years ago that “You Will Be Made To Care” and most people thought he was speaking just to evangelical Christians. Who would have guessed such a short time ago that the leftist thought police had much bigger plans in store. Everyone, and I mean everyone, will be brought to heel.
http://townhall.com/columnists/bryanpruitt/2015/04/25/militant-progressives-message-to-america-even-gays-will-be-made-to-care-n1990191

Big Gay Hate Machine Attempts to Take Over Congress


Rep. Jared Polis (D-CO), a liberal from Colorado, just introduced a bill designed to make it illegal for his colleague Rep. Steve King (R-IA) to be a legislator—a position King, like Polis, is elected to under the terms laid out by the U.S. Constitution. Polis ostensibly introduced his bill, titled the “Restrain Steve King From Legislating Act,” in response to King introducing legislation that would ensure states—and not the federal government—handle the issue of same-sex marriage.

“For too long, Steve King has overstepped his constitutionally nonexistent judicial authority,” Polis said in a statement posted on his website. “Mr. King has perverted the Constitution to create rights to things such as discrimination, bullying, and disparate treatment.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/25/big-gay-hate-machine-attempts-to-take-over-congress/

MEANWHILE,THE MAN APTLY NAMED ‘BONER’ IS MOWING HILLARY’S LAWN.

HE’S SO PATHETIC
http://www.hapblog.com/2015/04/boehner-video-shows-him-working-on-his.html

I know nobody will see this,but at least I got it out.

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THE FRIDAY BAG OF MIXED NUTZ

As promised, here is the official police mugshot of the OFG (Old Farts Gang). If you see any of them, do not attempt to apprehend (or comprehend,as the case may be)… just walk away slowly or risk being assaulted with rants about a byegone era when families ate meals together, dad had a job and mom took care of the kids and the house. You did for yourself rather than wait for government handouts. You did the right thing, even when no one was looking, because it was what you were taught. You never turned your back on a friend and never talked back to an adult. Your parents didn’t send you to church… they TOOK you. If given time, this bunch could make you feel as old as they are, or at least make you wish you were, if only for the memories. Yes,the white-haired guy on the end IS as goofy as he looks.

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IF I MET THIS MAN I’D SHAKE HIS HAND… THEN GIVE HIM A HUG
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TODAY’S EXERCISE IN INANITY

Wonderful breakfast with family today. As soon as cuz posts it, I’ll upload picture she took of me with my uncles. More than 225 years of wit,wisdom and sarcasm. We’re old….we don’t have time to worry about political correctness.

Thanks to Chrissy about her newest post regarding Dana Perino’s new book. W wasn’t perfect by any means. He often infuriated us when he didn’t defend himself against the 24/7 personal assaults launched against him because they didn’t manage to steal Florida in 2000. But there was never a doubt he loved the troops and they would walk through hell for him. I think the difference in attitude between somebody like the Bush presidents and Klintoon (Mogadishu) and Bam (Benghazi) is that some value life and know there are things worth fighting for. That’s why they both wore the uniform. On the other hand, you have two sociopaths who care about absolutely nothing beyond their own self interests.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I’M THINKING OF CHANGING MY GRAVATAR:
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Those of you who visit the garden regularly probably get tired of my constant whining about what I perceive as reality. Maybe I had an operation at some point that connected my optic nerve to my sphincter muscle that’s causing my shitty outlook on life. Aside from researching for things to post here I never read about anything political. It just doesn’t seem to matter much anymore. Once you understand how the game is played you can nearly always predict the outcome of any situation.

The democrats have to cheat, but they usually win.
The media will always defend them. They took an ordinary street hustler from Chicago and turned him into a president.
Politicians, liberals in particular, flout the laws we’re forced to live by at will without much fear of punishment.
The game is rigged. We finally got a majority in both the House and the Senate and nothing has changed. The GOIP elite don’t care if the democrats run the show as long as they get their cut.
Amnesty is an inevitability because the left needs the votes and the GOP’s money men at the Chamber of Commerce want the cheap labor.
The few conservatives willing to stand up for the people are quickly silenced or targeted by the media whores for ridicule and abuse.
I’ll concede most minorities may be decent people. It’s just that any time I see a headline about a murder, rape or armed robbery my initial thought, even before reading, is usually accurate. It’s cringeworthy to see the level of savagery that seems to be commonplace in many areas.
Things will never change. Once you get a majority of people accustomed to living on a basic subsistence without working, you have a captive electorate. Even with the alarming abortion rate in the black community there are still millions born into poverty to single mothers that will continue the cycle of ignorance and dependency. Add to that the tens of millions of illegals rushing across the border to take advantage of the things hard-working Americans have sacrificed so much for and the only logical conclusion is that we’ll never see another republican president again.

For the most part I will content myself with old westerns, watching my grandkids grow, and my regular Thursday breakfast with my cousin and uncles. I’m watching more baseball than I used to and am eagerly anticipating the upcoming NFL draft.

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AN OLD PHOTOGRAPH OF BARACK OBAMA AND CHRIS CHRISTIE;
BETWEEN THEM IS OBAMA’S DOG,WHOSE NAME WAS ‘LUNCH.’
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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT

Normally this isn’t posted until after I’ve had my morning nap and scanned a bunch of rescources to find some interesting tidbits for you. I stopped after I finished delivering papers this morning at the local Steak and Shake, which is the only restaurant around us besides McD’s that’s open at 3:30 AM. There are two young girls who work there, a waitress and a cook. Most of the night business is drunks at the drive thru ordering some burgers. Not too much foot traffic, so they both come out and talk to me. They don’t have omelettes on the menu, but I talked the cook into making me one with bacon and cheese. It wasn’t bad, but then how do you screw up scrambled eggs? I’m still awake because I had three cups of coffee that was strong enough to strip paint. I’ll do what I can before I get tired, then finish after my nap. No promises.

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TODAYS USELESS COLLECTION OF IDIOCY

Democracy in action: 88 refugees on a boat vote to throw 12 Christians overboard to drown.
The religion of peace strikes again.

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A THOUSAND PARDONS

Really late getting started today. The temperature is in the upper 70’s so I took my fat, pasty-white self along with my beloved child bride, got some sammiches and went to the local state park. It’s on a man-made lake my partner and I fish a lot (during the week)….weekends it’s jammed with people from the Chicago suburbs. We sat on a bench by the water and just enjoyed the day. It’s funny how things you always took for granted suddenly become more precious than gold when you realize the awesome gifts God had granted us.

Mixing up some regular stuff with some Friday silliness.

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